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Are YOU a #MAGAMORON? Did You Vote for tRUMP and Now Your Life REALLY SUCKS? #MAGAFAFO and Now You're SO SAD...

Did You Know That Republicans Are Dying Younger Than Democrats. WHY? Old Age, Bad Choices, Poverty and Guns. Here's a Simple Solution! Become a Democrat, Green, Libertarian or an Independent! Then you will no longer be one of the early dying Republicans...

A More Practical Solution To Dying Young is to STOP Making Bad Choices... The Republican "Drug of Choice" is Alcohol... and Drinking Causes Brain Damage, Auto Accidents, Fistfights and Cirrhosis of the Liver... Simply Quit Drinking and That FOG in Your Brain Lifts... Ever Notice RUDE JULIE ANNA? He's a Classic Example of "WET BRAIN" a Lifetime of Drinking Alcohol has Left Him Unable to Think Clearly!

Republicans LOVE GUNS! Another Bad Choice! Did You Know that The Number One Cause of Death by Gunshot is SUICIDE? and the Number One Cause of Death for Children is GUNS... and Most Children that Die of Gunshots DIE AT HOME... The Republican Love of Guns is Killing Off Their Children!

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Calvin and Hobbes:

"Calvin? Calvin, sweetheart?"

In the darkness Calvin heard the sound of Susie, his wife of fifty-three years. Calvin struggled to open his eyes. God, he was so tired and it took so much strength. Slowly, light replaced the darkness, and soon vision followed. At the foot of his bed stood his wife. Calvin wet his dry lips and spoke hoarsely, "Did... did you.... find him?"

"Yes dear," Susie said smiling sadly, "He was in the attic."

Susie reached into her big purse and brought out a soft, old, orange tiger doll. Calvin could not help but laugh. It had been so long. Too long.

"I washed him for you," Susie said, her voice cracking a little as she laid the stuffed tiger next to her husband.

"Thank you, Susie." Calvin said.

A few moments passed as Calvin just laid on his hospital bed, his head turned to the side, staring at the old toy with nostalgia.

"Dear," Calvin said finally. "Would you mind leaving me alone with Hobbes for a while? I would like to catch up with him."

"All right," Susie said. "I'll get something to eat in the cafeteria. I'll be back soon."

Susie kissed her huband on the forehead and turned to leave. With sudden but gentle strength Calvin stopped her. Lovingly he pulled his wife in and gave her a passionate kiss on the lips. "I love you," he said.

"And I love you," said Susie.

Susie turned and left. Calvin saw tears streaming from her face as she went out the door.

Calvin then turned to face his oldest and dearest friend. "Hello Hobbes. It's been a long time hasn't it old pal?"

Hobbes was no longer a stuffed doll but the big furry old tiger Calvin had always remembered. "It sure has, Calvin." said Hobbes.

"You... haven't changed a bit." Calvin smiled.

"You've changed a lot." Hobbes said sadly.

Calvin laughed, "Really? I haven't noticed at all."

There was a long pause. The sound of a clock ticking away the seconds rang throughout the sterile hospital room.

"So... you married Susie Derkins." Hobbes said, finally smiling. "I knew you always like her."

"Shut up!" Calvin said, his smile bigger than ever.

"Tell me everything I missed. I'd love to hear what you've been up to!" Hobbes said, excited.

And so Calvin told him everything. He told him about how he and Susie fell in love in high school and had married after graduating from college, about his three kids and four grandkids, how he turned Spaceman Spiff into one of the most popular sci-fi novels of the decade, and so on. After he told Hobbes all this there was another pregnant pause.

"You know... I visited you in the attic a bunch of times." Calvin said.

"I know."

"But I couldn't see you. All I saw was a stuffed animal." Calvin voice was breaking and tears of regret started welling up in his eyes.

"You grew up old buddy." said Hobbes.

Calvin broke down and sobbed, hugging his best friend. "I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry I broke my promise! I promised I wouldn't grow up and that we'd be together forever!!"

Hobbes stroke the Calvin's hair, or what little was left of it. "But you didn't."

"What do you mean?"

"We were always together... in our dreams."

"We were?"

"We were."

"Hobbes?"

"Yeah, old buddy?"

"I'm so glad I got to see you like this... one last time..."

"Me too, Calvin. Me too."

"Sweetheart?" Susie voice came from outside the door.

"Yes dear?" Calvin replied.

"Can I come in?" Susie asked.

"Just a minute."

Calvin turned to face Hobbes one last time. "Goodbye Hobbes. Thanks... for everything..."

"No, thank you Calvin." Hobbes said.

Calvin turned back to the door and said, "You can come in now."

Susie came in and said, "Look who's come to visit you."

Calvin's children and grandchildren followed Susie into Calvin's room. The youngest grandchild ran past the rest of them and hugged Calvin in a hard, excited hug. "Grandpa!!" screamed the child in delight.

"Francis!" cried Calvin's daughter, "Be gentle with your grandfather."

Calvin's daughter turned to her dad. "I'm sorry, Daddy. Francis never seems to behave these days. He just runs around making a mess and coming up with strange stories."

Calvin laughed and said, "Well now! That sound just like me when I was his age."

Calvin and his family chatted some more until a nurse said, "Sorry, but visiting hours are almost up."

Calvin's beloved family said good bye and promised to visit tommorrow. As they turned to leave Calvin said, "Francis. Come here for a second."

Francis came over to his grandfather's side, "What is it Gramps?"

Calvin reached over to the stuffed tiger on his bedside and and held him out shakily to his grandson, who looked exactly as he did so many years ago. "This is Hobbes. He was my best friend when I was your age. I want you to have him."

"He's just a stuffed tiger." Francis said, eyebrows raised.

Calvin laughed, "Well, let me tell you a secret."

Francis leaned closer to Clavin. Calvin whispered, "If you catch him in a tiger trap using a tuna sandwich as bait he will turn into a real tiger."

Francis gasped in delighted awe. Calvin continued, "Not only that he will be your best friend forever."

"Wow! Thanks grandpa!" Francis said, hugging his grandpa tightly again.

"Francis! We need to go now!" Calvin's daughter called.

"Okay!" Francis shouted back.

"Take good care of him." Calvin said.

"I will." Francis said before running off after the rest of the family.

Calvin laid on his back and stared at the ceiling. The time to go was close. He could feel it in his soul. Calvin tried to remember a quote he read in a book once. It said something about death being the next great adventure or something like that. He eyelids grew heavy and his breathing slowed. As he went deeper into his final sleep he heard Hobbes, as if he was right next to him at his bedside. "I'll take care of him, Calvin..."

Calvin took his first step toward one more adventure and breathed his last with a grin on his face.

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Trump Has FAILED BADLY on Everything! Higher Prices, Smaller Paychecks, Massive Job Layoffs, Endless Business Bankruptcies, INSANE IRAN WAR...

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FBI Letter Allegedly Names Trump in Claims He Sold Young Women to Epstein and Saudi Trafficking Ring https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/trump-epstein-fbi-letter-allegations-1815071

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Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire Trump Said: "Your Life is Going to Be Great REAL SOON!" Well, I don't believe that... You'd have to be a MAGA Moron to believe that lie AGAIN... He's been telling it for years! And Our Lives Still Suck!

Trump Says He'll "End" Inflation... He can't possibly do that Because Jeff Bezos sets the prices on Amazon... And the Walton family sets prices at Walmart... And Exxon, Chevron, BP, Shell and Mobil all set their own prices... OPEC does not obey Trump either... Trump just said groceries will be more affordable ‘very soon.’ He’s also said that might be very hard to achieve...

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Trump says he'll "End" Inflation... He can't possibly do that! Because Jeff Bezos sets the prices on Amazon... And the Walton family sets prices at Walmart... And Exxon, Chevron, BP, Shell and Mobil all set their own prices... OPEC does not obey Trump either...

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Donald Trump falsely suggests Kamala Harris ‘turned Black’

“She was always of Indian heritage, and she was only promoting Indian heritage. I didn’t know she was Black until a number of years ago, when she happened to turn Black, and now she wants to be known as Black. So I don’t know, is she Indian or is she Black?” the former president said.

BOTH... You Weirdo... A Black Father and an Indian Mother... DUH!

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/31/politics/donald-trump-kamala-harris-black-nabj/index.html

Millions Will Be Imprisoned If Trump Wins.

Richard M. Dorsey

Trump is unfit for public office. Trump’s decisions are based only on what is good for Trump, and not what is good for America. Trump is so unfit he does not know the difference between an “Insurrection” and a “Protest.” January 6, 2021 thousands of armed attackers stormed the US Capital while Congress was in session confirming the 2020 presidential election. Screaming “Hang Pence,” they battered down walls attempting to overturn the election was an Insurrection. Burning an American flag by Gaza war protestors is wrong, but only a breach of disrespect. Trump promises to imprison millions of immigrants. Citizen immigrants? Amnesty immigrants? DACA immigrants? Trump would imprison everyone with whom he has a disagreement. Meanwhile, millions of Americans may go to prison, be injured or die because Trump is confused and unfit for public office. We can’t allow a dummy like Trump to hold our lives in his unfit hands. Vote Democracy, vote blue, vote Democrat to elect people who protect your values.

Q: Was Jesus an Outer Space Alien?
A: The Bible does not specifically says that Jesus was an outer space alien. However, it does not rule out that possibility... According to the "Official Story" of Christian theology, Jesus is considered the Son of God, who was born of a virgin woman, Mary, through divine intervention. The accounts of Jesus' life in the New Testament describe him as a human being, born in the town of Bethlehem, and raised in Nazareth. He lived and taught in the region of Judea, and his life, death, and resurrection are central to Christian belief. While there are various interpretations and theories about Jesus' nature, the idea that he was an outer space alien is not supported by the biblical texts or mainstream Christian theology.

POWERFUL SPEECH from my GA Sen Jon Ossoff at Kamala Harris’ rally in Atlanta:
THIS IS SO GOOD: OSSOFF : “Apparently , Donald Trump is too scared to debate the VP, too scared. [crowd chants, “He’s scared!”] I don’t if you remember this back in 2020, but I know about having an opponent [Sen Perdue] who is too scared to debate. And let me tell you, Atlanta, a candidate dodging debates is a candidate who is losing. Right now, Donald Trump is imaging how it will feel to stand up to a formidable, prepared, tough as nails prosecutor, US Senator and the next POTUS! [loud roars] He not prepared to defend his record because he can not defend his record. Atlanta, can he defend overturning Roe v Wade? [“No!”] Can he defend disparaging and belittling American veterans and POWs? [“No!”]. Can he defend being found liable by a jury for sexual abuse? [“No!”] Can he defend raising a mob that attacked the U.S. Capitol? [“No!”] Can he defend trying to discard the votes of millions of Americans?” [No!] [The crowd chants “Lock him up!”].

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PETE BUTTIGIEG destroying MAGA talking points: “We are all aware of how he’s doing. Our country has watched our president lead. And also, we’ve seen that fact that he’s 10 years older than he was 10 years ago. But unlike Republicans who in Trump’s personality cult will take a look at Donald Trump and say he’s perfectly fine even though he was unable to tell the difference between Niki Haley and Nancy Pelosi. Even though he’s rambling about electrocuting sharks and Hannibal Lecter. Even though he’s clearly older and stranger than when America first got to know him. They say he’s strong as an ox, leaps high buildings in a single bound. We don't have that kind of warped reality on our side."
FOX HOST: “But the voters…”
BUTTIGIEG: “On the contrary, the president confronted that reality and did one of the most difficult decisions for an American president to ever make. And he did something I don’t think Donald Trump could even conceive of doing which is putting his own interests aside for the good of the country.”

Pilliard Dickle

PUIM. (That’s my new acronym for Popped Up In Memories)
I am becoming increasingly aware of my awareness. It’s like I’m not entirely ensconced in what is generally considered reality, rather it's as if I'm watching a movie. In 3-D and Dolby stereo, but a movie nonetheless.
In my peripheral vision, I can make out a little sign just off the edge of the movie screen that says EXIT, in glowing red letters.
Exit, huh? Hmm... It'd be interesting to open that door and step out of the darkened theater into the sunlight and see what's going on out there.
Oh wait – it doesn't say EXIT. It says EXIST.

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In this digital age, it’s beginning to feel like this is my primary contact with other human beings. Not complaining—it’s my own doing for not getting out there in the real world more. It might apply to a lot of us today.

Weirdo? JD Vance Was a Hairy KRNSA... Red Dot on Forehead Means: "My Wife Told Me To Do This!" and I'm a WIMP... When He Says Hillbilly, He's Talking About People That Live Near MT EVEREST...

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Q: Was Jesus Gay? No Wife. No Children...

A: The Bible does not explicitly state that Jesus was not gay. Jesus' marital status and lack of children is not a definitive indication of his sexual orientation. According to the Gospel accounts, Jesus was unmarried and had no biological children, but this is not unusual given the cultural context of his time. Many Jewish religious leaders, including John the Baptist and the apostle Paul, were also unmarried and childless. In the case of Jesus, his singleness was likely due to his commitment to his ministry and his unique role as the Son of God. The Bible does not offer any information about Jesus' romantic relationships or sexual orientation, and any assertions to that effect would be speculative and not based on biblical texts.

Gov Tim Walz (D-MN):

Tapper: “You’ve legalized recreational marijuana, you’ve passed universal backgrounds checks on guns, expanded LBGTQ protections, you implemented college for low income Minnesotans, there’s free breakfast and lunch for school kids. Do you think your record is an asset to the ticket or would it risk fueling Trump attacks as you being a big government liberal?”
THIS : Gov Tim Walz (D-MN) chuckling “What a monster, kids are eating and having full bellies so they can go learn, and women are making their own health care decisions. We’re a top 5 business state and we also rank in the top 3 of happiness.”
Walz continues, “Look, they’re going to label whatever they’re going to label. He’s going to roll it out, mispronounce names to try and make the case. The fact of the matter is where you see the policies that VP Harris was a part of making, democratic governors across the country executed those policies, the quality of life is higher, economies are better, all those things. Educational attainment is better. So yea, my kids are going to eat here, they’ll have a chance to go to college, they going to have an opportunity to live while we’re working on reducing carbon emissions. By the way, you’re going to have personal incomes that are higher and health insurance. If that’s what they want to label me. I’m more than happy to take the label.”

Bob Emerson

Andy's Pet Shop. The Alameda. San Jose. Opened in 1950.
Andy and his wife Geraldine Camilleri opened a pet shop on The Alameda (between Race and Julian) in what used to be California Highway Patrol headquarters. CHP cruisers were parked in the old garages out back.
Andy's Pet Shop was known for exotic animals and customers who today are parents and grandparents recall seeing the monkeys and rare birds when they were children.
Andy, who was a Scarlett MaCaw just like the neon sign.

We Bought a Parakeet there...

It Would say the Phrase "Brush Your Teeth"

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