In the Year 1074, the Pope Declared that All Catholic Priests Must Be Celibate... Before then, Having a wife was okay... And then, the Church Was SURPRISED that Men Who Were Willing to Take a Vow of Celibacy turned out to be TOTAL WEIRDOS! Who Could Have Possibly Guessed That?

Peter, the first pope, and the apostles that Jesus chose were, for the most part, married men.

Source: https://futurechurch.org/future-of-priestly-ministry/optional-celibacy/history-of-celibacy/

Did You Know? Priests in the Catholic Church are given the title FATHER. In reality, the last thing any of those men will ever do is become an Actual Father due to the vow of celibacy...

The other really strange thing about the church is it they say premarital sex is a sin... When in reality, premarital sex is a lot of fun! Before the invention of birth control... Premarital sex led to premarital babies and IMHO that's not a great idea... But in modern times, we have many techniques for preventing pregnancy... When I was in high school, my girlfriend and I went to Planned Parenthood... And Got contraceptive foam... And we had no children... Excellent!

And if you actually believe that premarital sex is a sin, that belief makes it really difficult to get laid... Duh...

It's really damn obvious that the church is fundamentally crazy... For one thing, they refused to allow women to become priests... What the f*ck's up with that?

FYI: The Arc of the Covenant was made out of acacia wood... And the acacia tree has a psychedelic drug in it... So when Moses went to the top of Mount Sinai and talked to God in the form of a burning bush, it's entirely possible that he was tripping on acacia... The whole story of Moses and the burning bush gets really cheapened to anybody that's taking LSD or magic mushrooms... Yeah, you talked to God? ... So what! I did too!

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