In the Year 1074, the Pope Declared that All Catholic Priests Must Be Celibate... Before then, Having a wife was okay... And then, the Church Was SURPRISED that Men Who Were Willing to Take a Vow of Celibacy turned out to be TOTAL WEIRDOS! Who Could Have Possibly Guessed That?

Peter, the first pope, and the apostles that Jesus chose were, for the most part, married men. 

Source: https://futurechurch.org/future-of-priestly-ministry/optional-celibacy/history-of-celibacy/

Did You Know? Priests in the Catholic Church are given the title FATHER. In reality, the last thing any of those men will ever do is become an Actual Father due to the vow of celibacy...

The other really strange thing about the church is it they say premarital sex is a sin... When in reality, premarital sex is a lot of fun! Before the invention of birth control... Premarital sex led to premarital babies and IMHO that's not a great idea... But in modern times, we have many techniques for preventing pregnancy... When I was in high school, my girlfriend and I went to Planned Parenthood... And Got contraceptive foam... And we had no children... Excellent!

And if you actually believe that premarital sex is a sin, that belief makes it really difficult to get laid... Duh...

It's really damn obvious that the church is fundamentally crazy... For one thing, they refused to allow women to become priests... What the f*ck's up with that?

FYI: The Arc of the Covenant was made out of acacia wood... And the acacia tree has a psychedelic drug in it... So when Moses went to the top of Mount Sinai and talked to God in the form of a burning bush, it's entirely possible that he was tripping on acacia... The whole story of Moses and the burning bush gets really cheapened to anybody that's taking LSD or magic mushrooms... Yeah, you talked to God? ... So what! I did too!

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I do wish that we quilters could educate the public the difference between a quilt and a blanket. A blanked is manufactured in a plant with little or no history as to its origin and can be sold to anyone willing to pay their price. A quilt is carefully planned out by some individual person, usually a woman, who spends hours choosing the fabric, pattern and means of quilting it. She puts her whole heart into it while it is in the making, hoping some loved one or friend can appreciate all of the work and time that has transpired and that she had enough love for them to bestow it in their care. Even my reptile quilt. It took a lot of hours and all hand pieced & quilted ( except the plastic mouse in the snakes tail ).

Hippie Look Clothes... By the Famous Designer... Ralph Lauren... Pretty Accurate because I owned a Camouflage Army Surplus Jacket EXACTLY Like that except I sewed Purple Sequins as a Stripe down the Sleeves and a loop near the hands... to be similar to the Beatles Sgt Pepper Uniforms... 

It all started when I found this artifact in my backyard. I guess that an alien spaceship had landed there and was doing some repairs. When they left, they forgot this wrench.

I showed it to my neighbors and they said that they had never seen anything like that before. They recommended that I take it to the poLICE, but I'm not THAT dumb...Soon I was visited by some men in grey suits and black shiny shoes and was kidnapped... Just coincidence? I don't think so!

The grey suited men took me to a small windowless room. They asked me if I wanted to help them fight the Aliens that had left the socket wrench in my backyard... One said "Have you actually seen what visited you?" and he turned on a television...

OH NO, I cried... These aliens are just too goofy to look at... I'm so glad that you grey suited representatives of an unnamed government agency spirited me away to this windowless room... I'll cooperate fully... Please, please, please DON'T make me look at those goofy Escherian aliens anymore... (editors note: at this point our hero starts behaving like a total weenie and not at all like a true gentleman... Therefore, the rest of this scene is deleted... That gives us time to RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!)

It was clearly time for me to get some PROFESSIONAL PSYCHIATRIC HELP... Well, I couldn't afford that so I chose to visit my ONLINE "SHRINK IN A BOX"... Those disturbing images of Aliens had put me in a classic state of Paranoid Schizo... It seemed that instead of me watching the Television, the Television was watching ME!...

Get Help Now!

or just continue with the story...

if(space==time){countDownToBlastOff--;}

Eventually, the grey suited men realized that I was just too "LAME" to be of any use to them and they left. I inspected the television set that they had shown me the disgusting pictures of the aliens... and I came to the shocking realization that it was radically different to anything I had ever seen before...

At that moment I realized they had spirited me away to A parallel universe. I remember reading about them in a classic Sci-Fi book called "The Coming Of The Quantum Cats" by Frederik Pohl.

I turned on channel six and saw the president on the news. He said "I get no satisfaction, that's why I sing the blues..." Then the picture panned to his wife, she turned to him and said... "Don't get crazy, you know just what to do... Crank that old Victrola, put on your rocking shoes!

UN HUH!" It's Saturday Night!"...

I changed the channel and saw that they were playing an old movie called "FUTUREWORLD" WITH PETER FONDA AND YUL BRENNER...

Yet, It seemed to be like totally different than I remembered... As a matter of fact, ALL the stations were weird... SEE FOR YOURSELF! Try them all, eventually they all lead to FUTUREWORLD2525! When you think about it, this is true in life also... No matter what path you select at the "fork in the road" you end up in the same place... FUTUREWORLD2525!

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