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It all started when I found this artifact in
my backyard. I guess that an alien spaceship
had landed there and was doing some repairs.
When they left, they forgot this wrench.
I showed it to my neighbors and they said that
they had never seen anything like that before.
They recommended that I take it to the poLICE,
but I'm not THAT dumb...Soon I was visited by
some men in grey suits and black shiny shoes
and was kidnapped... Just coincidence? I don't
think so!
The grey suited men took me to a small
windowless room. They asked me if I wanted
to help them fight the Aliens that had left the
socket wrench in my backyard... One said
"Have you actually seen what visited you?"
and he turned on a television...
OH NO, I cried... These aliens are just too
goofy to look at... I'm so glad that you grey
suited representatives of an unnamed
government agency spirited me away to this windowless room... I'll cooperate fully...
Please, please, please DON'T make me look
at those goofy Escherian aliens anymore...
(editors note: at this point our hero starts
behaving like a total weenie and not at all
like a true gentleman... Therefore, the rest
of this scene is deleted... That gives us time
to RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!)
It was clearly time for me to get some PROFESSIONAL PSYCHIATRIC HELP... Well,
I couldn't afford that so I chose to visit my
images of Aliens had put me in a classic state
of Paranoid Schizo... It seemed that instead
of me watching the Television, the Television
was watching ME!...
or just continue with the story...
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Eventually, the grey suited men realized that
I was just too "LAME" to be of any use to them
and they left. I inspected the television set
that they had shown me the disgusting pictures
of the aliens... and I came to the shocking realization that it was radically different to
anything I had ever seen before...
At that moment I realized they had spirited
me away to A parallel universe. I remember
reading about them in a classic Sci-Fi book
called "The Coming Of The Quantum Cats" by Frederik Pohl.
I turned on channel six and saw the president
on the news. He said "I get no satisfaction,
that's why I sing the blues..." Then the picture panned to his wife, she turned to him and
said... "Don't get crazy, you know just what to
do... Crank that old Victrola, put on your
rocking shoes!
UN HUH!" It's Saturday Night!"...
I changed the channel and saw that they were playing an old movie called "FUTUREWORLD" WITH PETER FONDA AND YUL BRENNER...
Yet, It seemed to be like totally different than
I remembered... As a matter of fact, ALL the stations were weird... SEE FOR YOURSELF!
it, this is true in life also... No matter what
path you select at the "fork in the road" you
end up in the same place...
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