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Bad Day For tRUMP: His Lawyers Plead Guilty. Sidney Powell and Kenneth Chesebro FLIP! His Candidate for House Speaker FAILS and then Gives UP! Jim Jordan: Officially a Three Time Loser!

The US House is STILL Broken so Republicans Go On Vacation... No Plan for ACTUALLY Doing anything to Make America Great... NONE AT ALL...

Trump Baby Balloon - MAGA GAGA GOO GOO



MAGA GAGA GOO GOO!

POP QUIZ! What Do These People Have in Common??? Sidney Powell=GUILTY, Kenneth Chesbro=GUILTY, Scott Hall=GUILTY, Peter Navarro=Guilty, 4 Proud Boys=Guilty, 23 Oath Keepers=Guilty, Stewie (shot himself in the eye with his own gun) Rhodes=Guilty, Allen Weisselberg=Guilty, Jesse Benton=Guilty, Lev Parnas=Guilty, Igor Fruman=Guilty, Steve Bannon=Guilty, Nikolas Cruz=Guilty, John Lambert=Guilty, Roger Stone=Guilty, Paul Manafort=Guilty, Mike Flynn=Guilty, Michael Cohen=Guilty, Rick Gates=Guilty, George Papadopoulos=Guilty, Alexander Vanderzwaan=Guilty, Duncan Hunter=Guilty, Chris Collins=Guiltyand Over 1,000 QAnon Freaks that Have Been Arrested for Storming the US Capitol on January 6th and FAILING to Overthrow The US Government and Crown Trump King...
ANSWER:
They are All TrumpNik® Swamp Creatures... Trumpanzees!

BLOWBACK: Biden Cannot Fund Forever War while the US HOUSE is BROKEN. What if a Republican Runs for Speaker and Loses for 26 More Days? US GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN! and the Government Cannot Do Evil While Shut Down!

Write Your Senator & Representative and Tell 'em NO MONEY FOR ENDLESS WAR. No US Soldiers to Fight in OTHER PEOPLE'S WARS. Frankly, I Believe there are Bad People on Both Sides... and if they Kill Each Other... EXCELLENT! Dead People Stop Behaving Bad!

https://www.senate.gov/senators/senators-contact.htm

and...

https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative

Tell 'em What You Think! They Won't Know Unless You Tell 'em... DUH



To be Fair... The US Government Does SOME Things That Are Good. I Like the Interstate Highway System. I Like The DARPANET that became The Internet. I Like National Parks... I liked Going to the Moon... AND... UH... UH... I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE AT THIS MOMENT... But Give me a Moment...

OK... I Like the Fact That We Won World War Two. Dropping Atom Bombs on Japan CURED Their Bad Attitude Problem... and They Switched from Being Insane War Mongers to Becoming Rather Nice People That Build Great Cars and Electronics...

However... Every War Since then Has Been BOGUS... I asked a Korean War Veteran: "What Was that War all About? Why Were We There?" and He Said... "I Have No Idea! and If You Find Out, Please Tell Me!"

and the US Government Has Forced Americans to Go Fight in Extremely STUPID WARS for No Reason... Vietnam, Nicaragua, Iraq and Afghanistan... We Lost them All and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!

on the Other hand... The US Government was PURE EVIL When They Outlawed Marijuana, LSD, Peyote and Magic Mushrooms... WOW... Those People That Write Laws are BRIBED PUPPETS of the Alcohol Industry and The Pharmaceutical Business... not to forget GUNS... The GUN Laws are Insane and OBVIOUS BRIBERY Is The Cause...


Someone ELSE for President 2024 - I Don't Like Any of the Current Candidates. Remember, Kamala Harris is REALLY LIKELY to Become President if Joe Dies.

Keep that in Mind when Voting for Old Men... Trump is Knock, Knock, Knocking on Hell's Door also... and we don't know WHO his Vice President Will Be...

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Of Course, Since I Live in California MY VOTE Doesn't Really Matter... all Electoral College Votes will go to the Democratic Candidate... I Skipped Voting in 2016 and California Went to Hillary... Somehow They Got along without Me just fine...



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In 2024 I Will Vote for Joe Biden if He Survives until Election Day... Because Kamala Would make a Fine President... and We MUST BEAT TRUMP LIKE A PINATA!





The TV Show "Charlie's Angels" is Based on Charles Manson. They just "Flipped The Script" so Charlie would be a Good Guy... Better Ratings, Larger Audience... and then They Flipped it again to make "The Witches of Eastwick."

I'm Delighted that the Angel Lisa Ling Has Made a Comeback with her own show."This is Life" on CNN... A Docudrama... She also was in "Futurama" as a Robot... 

Charlie's Angel on Futurama


I love Funny Hats meme by gvan42
Whenever I See a Person Wearing a Towel on
their Head I Remember the
Movie Team America: World Police... 

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On a Different Subject...
Here's a Story I Wrote!
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"The Violet Overgrow - An Eco-Warrior's Journey" by Gregory Vanderlaan - [FICTION] 

https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/09/the-violet-overgrow-by-gregory.html

This Story is Hopelessly Out of Date: It was 
Written in 2020... a Dark Time in American 
History... Thankfully, The American People 
BANISHED tRUMP to Mar-A-Loser, Florida. 
and Democrats Took Control of The White 
House, The US House of Representatives and 
The Senate... 


Chapter Zero: 

"tRUMP's EPA=Enable Polluters Agency." 
Shouted Suzy into the Megaphone. "Let's Flip The 
Mission! Bring Back Protection of the Environment#FRANCE1789 #FRANCE1789
and Everybody Chanted Along... 
"#FRANCE1789... #FRANCE1789..."

They Were at a Protest March in Arcata, CA... 
Disrupting the Military Industrial Complex... 

Billy Replied: "Oh Susan, You Are Just Preaching 
to The Choir Here... All These Earth First! People 
ALREADY Agree With You... Let's Take Our 
Message to Washington DC and Speak Truth To 
Power! Let's Go To The Actual EPA and Raise a 
Ruckus!"

"The Time Has Come for the Violet Overgrow of 
the Government!" Shouted Suzy into the 
Megaphone.

"Will You Shut The F*CK UP?" said Billy "Don't 
You See That Short Haired Guy Wearing a Wig? 
He's an Obvious NARC! We Will Get More Done 
IF We are a Bit More Clandestine from Here on 
OUT. "

"OK... I'll Take a Break... I Won't Say a Thing..." 
Whispered Suzy into the Megaphone... With the 
Switch ON... and Everybody Heard Her...

The Violet Overgrow - An Eco-Warriors Journey by Gregory Vanderlaan - cover art - gvan42











Billy Started Making Plans for "Storming The 
Castle" and In His Mind He Remembered Exactly 
What it Looked Like... He Started Daydreaming... 
Floating Off Into a Trance... ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM


READ MORE: https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/09/the-violet-overgrow-by-gregory.html

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On a Different Subject...
Here's Another Story I Wrote!
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"Doing Evil for Money - A Novel" by Gregory Vanderlaan - Sequel to The Violet Overgrow...

Doing Evil for Money - a Novel --- creepy eye on the back of the dollar bill - gvan42 - Gregory Vanderlaan - Preface: I Have Had Personal Experience Working as a Defense Contractor Designing Equipment for the Air Force. By Accident I Got Laid off and the Next Job was for the United States Postal Service... Designing Machines for Sorting Mail and Vending Stamps... I Felt a Lot Happier DOING GOOD WITH MY LIFE instead of DOING EVIL. Making Weapons is Fundamentally Unsatisfying... What if My Stuff Actually Got Used? HOWEVER... It Was High Pay and so I Gladly Did Evil for Money... Most People Would... I Had a Wife and a Mortgage and was what was Called a Yuppie... Soon to Be Divorced and We Sold the House and That was Freeing... Believe it or Not, During the Late 1970s I Had DOUBTS About My Hippie Values... What IF We Were Wrong During the Sixties?   and I Was a Stranger in a Strange Land. The Only Californian Living and Working in McLean, Virginia... Everyone Else I Knew Had No Doubt At All about Working for the Military Industrial Complex... They Were All "East Coast" People... Even that Math Wizard that Seemed to Have No Tasks at Work... He Had a Decorative Box on His Coffee Table at Home Filled With Marijuana... Even He Was Not Concerned With War and Peace...


Chapter Zero: A Continuation of "The Violet 

Overgrow: An Eco-Warrior's Journey" 

They Were Motoring West on Route 66 When 

Susan Said: 

"Check This Out... I'm Reading this Website and 

The Guy Says: "We hold these truths to be 

self-evident, that all men are created equal, 

[Except Blacks and Women] that they are endowed 

by their Creator [Named Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, 

Odin, Thor, KRSNA, Buddha or a Thousand 

Other Names] with certain unalienable Rights, 

that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit 

of Happiness.”[Unless your Pursuit uses Marijuana 

or Psychedelics as a Sacrament] - DANG... So Many

 Disclaimers... Was This Written by a Freaking 

Lawyer? Pretty Damn Insightful... Ya Think?"

Billy Answered: " I Don't Worry About Stuff Like 

That. Being a White Male, All That Discrimination 

Talk is Not Interesting to Me. It's Like Rap Music... 

Endless Complaining About How Life SUCKS For 

Black People... Valid, True, Accurate BUT... I Just 

Couldn't Care Less..."

and they Eased on Down the Road...  

"You Know What I'd Like to Do? Asked Billy "I'd 

Like to Feed the CEO of Dow Chemical a Couple 

of Cannabis Cookies and See if It's Possible to 

FLIP THE SCRIPT of His Life from DOING EVIL 

FOR MONEY to Doing Good For The Planet!"

"Ok" Said Susan... His House is Right on the Way... 

about a Thousand Miles Ahead... 

and they Eased on Down the Road... 

"Since You've Got Google on that Phone... Find out 

Who It Is..."

"It's Jim Fitterling.." Said Susan... "and Here are 

Directions To His Country Club... The Midland 

Country Club at 1120 W St Andrews Rd, Midland, 

Michigan... Thank You Google maps..."

"Next Stop, Where the Thumb Meets the Index 

Finger in It's a Mitten, Michigan!" Said Billy.

Location of the Midland Country Club in "It's a Mitten Michigan" - Google Maps - gvan42

Untitled - None of Your Freaking Beeswax - NARC
Map to the Villain's Lair... 

Then Billy Said: "Susan, You've Got That Faraway 
Look In Your Eye... What are You Wondering 
About?"

And Susan Replied: "I've always questioned what
was happening BEFORE the Big Bang. Did
Gravity Cause the Universe to Collapse into One
Unstable point That Subsequently Blew UP? Was
Our Big Bang One of Billions of Big Bangs?
Stretching Back through time... Forever and Ever...
Amen?"

Billy Said: "Well, We'll Never Know the Answer To 
That One, But... "

and at That Moment a Fully Loaded Logging 
Truck Blew Its Horn! HOOOONNNNKKKK! 
Billy, Lost in thought, had drifted over the Center 
Line on the Road and was Headed for a Fatal Car 
Crash... at The Very The Last Moment He Swerved 
and Saved All Three of Their Lives! 

"Thank God You Didn't Run Head on into that 
Fully Loaded Logging Truck. Said Susan... "That's 
a Little Reminder that REALITY EXISTS No 
Matter What You Believe."



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How To Actually DO Psychedelic Regrooving. Feeding Evil People [REDACTED] in order to FLIP THE SCRIPT OF THEIR LIFE from Doing Evil for Money to DOING GOOD FOR THE PLANET.

I Read This Plan in a Novel... Might Work! Obviously Illegal... In Michigan... DO NOT DO THIS! Cannabis is Still Illegal in Michigan!

Silly Billy and Susan were easing on Down the Road...  

"You Know What I'd Like to Do for Make a Difference Day? Asked Billy "I'd Like to Feed the CEO of Dow Chemical a Couple of Cannabis Cookies and See if It's Possible to FLIP THE SCRIPT of His Life from DOING EVIL FOR MONEY to Doing Good For The Planet!"

"Ok" Said Susan... His House is Right on the Way... about a Thousand Miles Ahead... 

and they Eased on Down the Road... 

"Since You've Got Google on that Phone... Find out Who It Is..."

"It's Jim Fitterling.." Said Susan... "and Here are Directions To His Country Club... The Midland Country Club at 1120 W St Andrews Rd, Midland, Michigan... Thank You Google maps..."

"Next Stop, Where the Thumb Meets the Index Finger in It's a Mitten, Michigan!" Said Billy.

Location of the Midland Country Club in "It's a Mitten Michigan" - Google Maps - gvan42

Untitled - None of Your Freaking Beeswax - NARC
Map to the Villain's Lair... 


Then Billy Said: "Susan, You've Got That Faraway Look In Your Eye... What are You Wondering About?"


And Susan Replied: "I've always questioned what was happening BEFORE the Big Bang. Did Gravity Cause the Universe to Collapse into One Unstable point That Subsequently Blew UP? Was Our Big Bang One of Billions of Big Bangs? Stretching Back through time... Forever and Ever... Amen?"

Billy Said: "Well, We'll Never Know the Answer To That One, But... "

and at That Moment a Fully Loaded Logging Truck Blew Its Horn! HOOOONNNNKKKK! Billy, Lost in thought, had drifted over the Center Line on the Road and was Headed for a Fatal Car Crash... at The Very The Last Moment He Swerved and Saved All Three of Their Lives! 

"Thank God You Didn't Run Head on into that Fully Loaded Logging Truck. Said Susan... "That's a Little Reminder that REALITY EXISTS No Matter What You Believe."

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and then the story goes on and on and on for a long time...
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"Dang! It Appears that We Are Freaking Lost... We Should be Heading Towards Bismarck, North Dakota." SAID EVERYONE ALL AT ONCE!

"We Should Have Gone North on #85 and Then East on #12. When We Got To STURGIS We Were Going the Wrong Way." Said Silly Billy.

"Yeah, But I Always Wanted to See STURGIS... It Was Interesting Even Off Season When There Were Not a Gazillion Bikers... Maybe Even Better!" Said Susan... 

"And That Side Trip To Devil's Tower Was EPIC... Do DO Do Do DUH!" Sang [Random Named Chick] 


Suzie Turned on the Car Radio and A Talking Head Said: 

"I See on the TV News That a Remote Controlled Machine Gun Killed the Top Iranian Nuclear Scientist. My First Reaction was: Can I Get One for Christmas? What are the Controls Like? A Gameboy? Joystick? and Then after Further Contemplation I Wondered... What IF We Murdered ALL Nuclear Scientists Worldwide? They DO EVIL for a Living! Exterminate The #MAGACrazies!"

"Well," Said Silly Billy... "That's Different... I Guess out here in the Wilds of Middle America People Think Differently Than on the Coasts..." 
and they eased on down the road... 

and... Pretty Soon they Had Arrived at the Country Club where Jim Fitterling was a Member... Billy Said: "Hey Dude ( Guy Guarding the Entrance) "How do you get a JOB at this Place? Specifically, a Catering Job?"

and the Dude Replied: "Try the  D'Alessandro's Catering Services at  801 East Wackerly St, Midland, MI 48642 - Phone: (989) 631-3824 - I've Got Their Card Right Here... Tell 'em Johnny Sent You."

and so the Intrepid Travelers turned around and Drove Over to 8-1 East Wackerly Street...

driving directions to the caterer in Midland Michigan - part of my novel "Doing Evil For Money" - by Gregory Vanderlaan gvan42

 When they Got to the Caterers office Billy Said: "Hello... I'm Looking for a Job Here... I've Got Years of Work Experience and... Not only can I Prepare and Serve Food but I Can Work as a Bouncer in Case any of the Guests BECOME A MENACE TO SOCIETY."

and The Dude behind the Counter said: "Excellent! It Just So Happens that one of Our Guests Thinks He's God because He's The CEO of DOW. After a few drinks... He Thinks Everybody Ought to Be the Mother of His Children... Even if that's BIOLOGICALY IMPOSSIBLE!"

"Great! I Can Start Today... and I'll Beat Him Like a Piñata! Just Grab a Stick and SWING AWAY!" Said Billy, Silly Willie!

So our Band of Merry Men (and a Merry Woman) went off in search of a Bag of Weed... "Susan said: "Let's Prepare "Magic Oregano" Spaghetti AND Alice B Toklas Brownies! That'll Double the Chance That Mr. "God's Gift to Women" will eat some Cannabis and Have a Religious Experience! Possibly Changing the Future of the World!" 

They drove over to the wrong side of the Tracks and Parked the Car... They were Walking down the Street Just a Having a Think when a Snake of a Guy Gave Susan an Evil Wink...

"Hey Dude... Got any Weed?" asked Susan... "We Plan  to Open the Doors Of Perception."

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Open the Doors of Perception 
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and the Dude Said: "We Got Everything! I Run a One Stop Drugstore Just Like Walgreens... Except... No Legal Drugs... Go See Them for that!" 

"Fantastic! One Ounce of Humboldt's Finest if you Please... Sinsemilla..." Said Bob

"Well, I Do Have a Sinsemilla That was Grown in the Ozarks... They Call it "The Mule" 'cause it Kicks You In The Head!"

"SOLD!" said Everyone... "Gotta Pipe?"

and they Partook the Gift of the Gods... 

Susan Said: "Let's Just Bribe the Guy at the Caterers to Put our infused Food on the Table at the Country Club. I Bet he would do it for $500 Dollars..."

Silly Billy Said: "Great Idea! That way we can be OUT OF TOWN When Everything Goes Down... Ya Got Any Money?"

"Well Sure... Ever Since You Showed Me How to Embezzle from the Deutsche Bank Cloud I've Been Rich!" Replied Susan

"I'm Glad I Bought That Book 'How to Embezzle from the Deutsche Bank Cloud' - I Just Wonder... Why is the Author Selling it for Money? Doesn't He Have Enough using his own Plan?" Asked Silly Billy

and they Did the Deed... The Guy at the Catering Service was Totally On Board with their Plan... Especially after Eating a Brownie... They Made Sure that He Understood That They Would be Reading the Midland Newspaper for Evidence that the Crime Had Actually Been Committed. If He Just Ate it all himself... or shared it with his friends... "I'll Be Back!"

and They Eased on Down The Road... 

and then Billy asked: "Have You checked to See if the Caterer Actually Served the Infused Spaghetti To The Corporate Elite at Jim Fitterling's Country Club?"

Susan Did Some Research On Her Phone and... NO Evidence of a Wild Party... Nothing! She Said: "Nope, That guy who worked at the Caterers turned out to be a Rat Fink! What do you want to do about that?"

"Well," said Billy "Let's Just Forgive Him for the Time Being. Send him an email reminding him that we KNOW HIS SECRET. Let's Just Publish a HOW TO Manual on the Internet Describing our Plan and Maybe One of the Hundreds of Thousands of Gregory Vanderlaan's Blog will GET 'ER DONE!" 

and that's exactly what they Did!

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