How To Actually DO Psychedelic Regrooving. Feeding Evil People [REDACTED] in order to FLIP THE SCRIPT OF THEIR LIFE from Doing Evil for Money to DOING GOOD FOR THE PLANET.

I Read This Plan in a Novel... Might Work! Obviously Illegal... In Michigan... DO NOT DO THIS! Cannabis is Still Illegal in Michigan!

Silly Billy and Susan were easing on Down the Road...  

"You Know What I'd Like to Do for Make a Difference Day? Asked Billy "I'd Like to Feed the CEO of Dow Chemical a Couple of Cannabis Cookies and See if It's Possible to FLIP THE SCRIPT of His Life from DOING EVIL FOR MONEY to Doing Good For The Planet!"

"Ok" Said Susan... His House is Right on the Way... about a Thousand Miles Ahead... 

and they Eased on Down the Road... 

"Since You've Got Google on that Phone... Find out Who It Is..."

"It's Jim Fitterling.." Said Susan... "and Here are Directions To His Country Club... The Midland Country Club at 1120 W St Andrews Rd, Midland, Michigan... Thank You Google maps..."

"Next Stop, Where the Thumb Meets the Index Finger in It's a Mitten, Michigan!" Said Billy.

Map to the Villain's Lair... 

Then Billy Said: "Susan, You've Got That Faraway Look In Your Eye... What are You Wondering About?"

And Susan Replied: "I've always questioned what was happening BEFORE the Big Bang. Did Gravity Cause the Universe to Collapse into One Unstable point That Subsequently Blew UP? Was Our Big Bang One of Billions of Big Bangs? Stretching Back through time... Forever and Ever... Amen?"

Billy Said: "Well, We'll Never Know the Answer To That One, But... "

and at That Moment a Fully Loaded Logging Truck Blew Its Horn! HOOOONNNNKKKK! Billy, Lost in thought, had drifted over the Center Line on the Road and was Headed for a Fatal Car Crash... at The Very The Last Moment He Swerved and Saved All Three of Their Lives! 

"Thank God You Didn't Run Head on into that Fully Loaded Logging Truck. Said Susan... "That's a Little Reminder that REALITY EXISTS No Matter What You Believe."

~~~~~~ (~);-} ~~~~~~

and then the story goes on and on and on for a long time...

~~~~~~ (~);-} ~~~~~~

"Dang! It Appears that We Are Freaking Lost... We Should be Heading Towards Bismarck, North Dakota." SAID EVERYONE ALL AT ONCE!

"We Should Have Gone North on #85 and Then East on #12. When We Got To STURGIS We Were Going the Wrong Way." Said Silly Billy.

"Yeah, But I Always Wanted to See STURGIS... It Was Interesting Even Off Season When There Were Not a Gazillion Bikers... Maybe Even Better!" Said Susan... 

"And That Side Trip To Devil's Tower Was EPIC... Do DO Do Do DUH!" Sang [Random Named Chick] 

Suzie Turned on the Car Radio and A Talking Head Said: 

"I See on the TV News That a Remote Controlled Machine Gun Killed the Top Iranian Nuclear Scientist. My First Reaction was: Can I Get One for Christmas? What are the Controls Like? A Gameboy? Joystick? and Then after Further Contemplation I Wondered... What IF We Murdered ALL Nuclear Scientists Worldwide? They DO EVIL for a Living! Exterminate The #MAGACrazies!"

"Well," Said Silly Billy... "That's Different... I Guess out here in the Wilds of Middle America People Think Differently Than on the Coasts..." 

and they eased on down the road... 

and... Pretty Soon they Had Arrived at the Country Club where Jim Fitterling was a Member... Billy Said: "Hey Dude ( Guy Guarding the Entrance) "How do you get a JOB at this Place? Specifically, a Catering Job?"

and the Dude Replied: "Try the  D'Alessandro's Catering Services at  801 East Wackerly St, Midland, MI 48642 - Phone: (989) 631-3824 - I've Got Their Card Right Here... Tell 'em Johnny Sent You."

and so the Intrepid Travelers turned around and Drove Over to 8-1 East Wackerly Street...

 When they Got to the Caterers office Billy Said: "Hello... I'm Looking for a Job Here... I've Got Years of Work Experience and... Not only can I Prepare and Serve Food but I Can Work as a Bouncer in Case any of the Guests BECOME A MENACE TO SOCIETY."

and The Dude behind the Counter said: "Excellent! It Just So Happens that one of Our Guests Thinks He's God because He's The CEO of DOW. After a few drinks... He Thinks Everybody Ought to Be the Mother of His Children... Even if that's BIOLOGICALY IMPOSSIBLE!"

"Great! I Can Start Today... and I'll Beat Him Like a Piñata! Just Grab a Stick and SWING AWAY!" Said Billy, Silly Willie!

So our Band of Merry Men (and a Merry Woman) went off in search of a Bag of Weed... "Susan said: "Let's Prepare "Magic Oregano" Spaghetti AND Alice B Toklas Brownies! That'll Double the Chance That Mr. "God's Gift to Women" will eat some Cannabis and Have a Religious Experience! Possibly Changing the Future of the World!" 

They drove over to the wrong side of the Tracks and Parked the Car... They were Walking down the Street Just a Having a Think when a Snake of a Guy Gave Susan an Evil Wink...

"Hey Dude... Got any Weed?" asked Susan... "We Plan  to Open the Doors Of Perception."

Open the Doors of Perception 
gvan42 - Gregory Vanderlaan - Self Portrait

and the Dude Said: "We Got Everything! I Run a One Stop Drugstore Just Like Walgreens... Except... No Legal Drugs... Go See Them for that!" 

"Fantastic! One Ounce of Humboldt's Finest if you Please... Sinsemilla..." Said Bob

"Well, I Do Have a Sinsemilla That was Grown in the Ozarks... They Call it "The Mule" 'cause it Kicks You In The Head!"

"SOLD!" said Everyone... "Gotta Pipe?"

and they Partook the Gift of the Gods... 

Susan Said: "Let's Just Bribe the Guy at the Caterers to Put our infused Food on the Table at the Country Club. I Bet he would do it for $500 Dollars..."

Silly Billy Said: "Great Idea! That way we can be OUT OF TOWN When Everything Goes Down... Ya Got Any Money?"

"Well Sure... Ever Since You Showed Me How to Embezzle from the Deutsche Bank Cloud I've Been Rich!" Replied Susan

"I'm Glad I Bought That Book 'How to Embezzle from the Deutsche Bank Cloud' - I Just Wonder... Why is the Author Selling it for Money? Doesn't He Have Enough using his own Plan?" Asked Silly Billy

and they Did the Deed... The Guy at the Catering Service was Totally On Board with their Plan... Especially after Eating a Brownie... They Made Sure that He Understood That They Would be Reading the Midland Newspaper for Evidence that the Crime Had Actually Been Committed. If He Just Ate it all himself... or shared it with his friends... "I'll Be Back!"

and They Eased on Down The Road... 

and then Billy asked: "Have You checked to See if the Caterer Actually Served the Infused Spaghetti To The Corporate Elite at Jim Fitterling's Country Club?"

Susan Did Some Research On Her Phone and... NO Evidence of a Wild Party... Nothing! She Said: "Nope, That guy who worked at the Caterers turned out to be a Rat Fink! What do you want to do about that?"

"Well," said Billy "Let's Just Forgive Him for the Time Being. Send him an email reminding him that we KNOW HIS SECRET. Let's Just Publish a HOW TO Manual on the Internet Describing our Plan and Maybe One of the Hundreds of Thousands of Gregory Vanderlaan's Blog will GET 'ER DONE!" 

and that's exactly what they Did!

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REGROOVING is THE CURE for Compulsive Hoarding of Money Syndrome... It is the Technique of Using Psychedelics to Enlighten Greedy People to Become Interested in Something ELSE... There ARE Subjects OTHER THAN GETTING MORE MORE MORE MONEY that are Worthwhile Pursuits...

 ART, Music, Poetry, Enlightenment, Gardening, Ecology, Environmentalism, Woodworking, Carpentry, Backpacking, Camping... There are So Many Things to DO With Your Life...

AWAKEN CORPORATE GREED FREAKS! 

When the Coronavirus is Over,
Let's Rebuild The World
Using Peace and Love as a Guide.

Did You Ever Notice that Corporate Greed
is Not Interesting to Hippies???
Did You Ever Notice that People Who Have
Had The Psychedelic Experience are
In General, NICE PEOPLE???
  
I First Heard of Re-Grooving on a Firesign Theater Record... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I2PjLna4C0 Temporary Humboldt County..

What IF we secretly fed Cannabis Cookies to Evil People? Would they Change their Minds and become Good People?

For Example:  Lobbyists that Bribe Corrupt Politicians and Help Pass Laws that Hurt the Public but Benefit Corporations? Like Pollution Regulations... Would AWAKENING HELP?

There are fancy Hotels near the US Capitol Building that have a Lunch Buffet that is Popular with "Suits".  A person wearing a waiters uniform could place a tray of cookies on the Buffet... Intoxicating Congressional Office Workers, Lobbyists, Businessmen and maybe even Senators and Representatives...

Then an appreciation for Ecology might overgrow the desire for Stockholder's Profits or Bribes. Could Happen! There is a restaurant IN the US Capital... What IF an actual employee distributed Cannabis Candies? There are MANY different edibles... Why NOT?

WELL, I got some feedback from a Reader on Mastodon... 

He Said:

"That's never acceptable. Dosing someone with a mind altering drug without their knowledge and consent is a serious crime. Intentionally arranging a situation where people dose themselves unknowingly is a serious crime. Even someone you hate. Even someone who commits crimes."

SO, I Changed MY Mind about This... Now I Feel that we ought to OFFER COOKIES TO EVIL PEOPLE... AND LET THEM VOLUNTARILY DOES THEMSELVES... This Plan Might be more effective because there would not be a panic reaction when the cookies take effect... no rushing to the hospital because they thought they were CRAZY... 

What IF? (Fill in the Blank) Embroidered Baseball Cap
by gregvan

With all the Current Medical Research Being Done
on the Medicinal Uses for Psychedelics...
Perhaps... There will be a Distribution
Of SUPER PURE LSD...
Like The SANDOZ of the Early Sixties...

Doctors Say that Having a Religious Experience is Beneficial to People Who Are Worried About Death... Cancer Patients... ETC... HOWEVER... 
Everyone is Mortal
We ALL Could Use Some
Enlightenment to Sooth
Our Fears..
Hey, It Worked for ME!~~~~~~ (~);-} ~~~~~~and Now for Something
Completely Different...~~~~~~ (~);-} ~~~~~~

Let's Repeal and Replace tRUMP'S Tax Cut for the Rich Law. It's Bankrupting America. Tax Cuts for the 99% would Stimulate Our Economy. BUBBLE UP ECONOMICS WOULD WORK... If the Majority of people paid less taxes, we would spend that Extra Money at American Businesses... Increasing Profits for the Stockholders, Creating Jobs, Cutting Unemployment Payments, Cutting Welfare Payments... Everybody Wins. 

Matt Foley: Van Down By The River - SNL -

After their cleaning lady finds pot in the house, parents (Phil Hartman, Julia Sweeney) hire motivational speaker Matt Foley (Chris Farley) to talk to their teens (David Spade, Christina Applegate) about drugs and their future. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2VIEY9-A8

What IS Bubble UP! Economics and How Does it Work? Simply Raise the Minimum Wage to Fifteen Dollars an Hour and that Money will Bubble UP! Throughout all levels of Society!

Everyone Who gets a Raise will spend the extra money at American Businesses. Increasing Profits. Making Stockholders Happy! Then those Businesses will have to Hire More People to Handle the Extra Customers. Decreasing Unemployment Insurance Payments. 

People will buy more food for their Children. Causing Better Health and Smarter Kids... Starvation is Not Good for Children or Other Living Things... Farmers will sell More Food. Truckers will move more merchandise to stores. 

Increased Competition for Workers will cause Everybody's Wages to Go Up. All those Workers will pay more in Income Taxes... That would make the Government happy... Right NOW, we are having a National Debt Ceiling Crisis because the Government is Spending More that it Takes in with Taxes... Bubble UP! Economics would reverse that trend... With a Rising Tide, Every Boat Floats! 

With EMPLOYMENT AT A JOB becoming a Viable Alternative to Selling Drugs for a Street Gang, Some teenagers will choose Employment... Reducing CRIME... Reducing Costs for Prisons... Reducing Costs for Law Enforcement... Everybody WINS!

"Some People" say that Businesses will have to let people go if they have to pay $15/hour. OBVIOUSLY FALSE. Businesses have ALREADY let everyone go that they possibly can. What! You think there are EXTRA Employees Sitting Around Doing Nothing? ABSURD!

Are You an OUT Of Control GREED FREAK? Get Help NOW!

So, Who Could Possibly be Opposed to all the JOY of Bubble UP! Economics? Well, there are people in this world that have COMPULSIVE HOARDING OF MONEY SYNDROME. It's a Mental Health Disease just Like The Crazy Cat Lady or People that save thousands of newspapers until their house is a maze of paths thru stacks of papers that they never read. People with CHOMS want more, more, more money even though they cannot possibly spend what they already have. Think about it, Once someone owns five mansions, what is the motivation to buy a SIXTH Mansion?  OH! That's right, it's a disease! COMPULSIVE HOARDING, of Money! However, We can Help these people... If you meet them, have a talk, explain that doing evil for money is not the best way to live life. Simple Conversations Can Have an Effect. Repetitive Conversations... It May Take Many, Many, Many Explanations because PEER Pressure is REAL... Currently, people with CHOMS are surrounded by Other Greed Freaks... Encouraging Evil Behavior as a Sick Game. I remember that Michael Milkin and Ivan Boesky competed to see who could win the most money on the stock market and they used DOLLARS AS A WAY TO KEEP SCORE. Then they went to prison... Well, Maybe we could talk to CHOMS Victims before they Get Arrested. And if not, maybe we can expose them in the press or online and help them by PUTTING THEM IN JAIL.  

For Example: The CEO of Dow Chemical makes a Pesticide (sulfoxaflor) that is Killing BEES. The EPA just ruled that they can continue to sell the pesticide if they just put a warning label on the side of the barrel... BUT BEES CAN'T READ! It is possible to GOOGLE Dow Chemical and find out Who the CEO is and Where He Lives... Maybe a person could get a Job as a Waiter at the Catering Company that serves his Mansion... Maybe they could ask him to stop Killing Bees? Tell Him: NO BEES, NO FOOD. MASS STARVATION... and even You Can't Eat Money...

BUT... There is Hope for the Future! Hey, If Katy Perry and Taylor Swift can bury the Hatchet and become friends, then anything is Possible. Maybe the 1% and the 99% Could stop fighting... Lions laying down with Lambs... It's All Possible... All you need is LOVE, La, la la la lah... 

WAKE UP! It's Fun, It's FREE and Everybody's Doing IT!

Simply STOP BELIEVING LIES. 

Ask Yourself, Is this Statement TRUE? 

Are they Telling Me This In Order to USE ME?

~~~~~~ (~);-} ~~~~~~

Why not Learn How to Do a FACT CHECK on Google? 

Go to https://www.google.com/ and type in the words 

FACT CHECK and the Statement you are Questioning... 

Press Enter and READ The Results! 

OR... Continue to Be a Gullible Fool...

YOUR CHOICE!

WAKE UP! EMBROIDERED BASEBALL CAP
by gregvan

Release all the Cannabis Prisoners and
use the empty jail cells as a homeless shelter.
Raise the minimum wage to $15.00 an Hour
so more people can Afford Rent.

That's an Obvious Solution to a Difficult Problem...
It is POSSIBLE to Act Smart!
Try IT, You'll Like It!

Legalize Medicinal Psychedelics
Let DOCTORS and PATIENTS Decide
for themselves What the Best Treatment is...
Get Politicians OUT of the Operating Room.

After all, Doctors Spend Years Studying Medicine
and Politicians are Bribed by the
Pharmaceutical Manufacturers of America.

No Profit in ACTUALLY CURING a Patient,
It's Much More Fun to Create Opioid Addicts!

Protect Water - Legalize Pipeline Protest
While we were Distracted...
The First Amendment
and Freedom of Speech JUST VANISHED!

Bubble UP! Economics Works Embroidered Baseball Cap
by gregvan

What IS Bubble UP Economics and How Does it Work? Simply Raise the Minimum Wage to Fifteen Dollars an Hour. Then all Those people will spend the extra money at American Businesses. Increasing Profits. Making Stockholders Happy! GEE, THAT WAS EASY!

CAN YOU SPOT A TREND? Roger Stone=Guilty, Paul Manafort=Guilty, Mike Flynn=Guilty, Michael Cohen=Guilty, George Papadopoulos=Guilty, Alexander Vanderzwaan=Guilty, Maria Butina=Guilty, Rick Gates=Guilty...NOTICE ANY SIMILARITY? GOT A CLUE, YET? "I will hire the BEST People." Said Trump - Classic Example of Promises Made, Promises Broken.

To Republicans, Right and Wrong JUST DON'T MATTER. A Morality Free Life. and That's Why So Many TrumpNiks Go to Prison! 

Promises Made, Promises Broken 

Two-Tone Coffee Mug FOR SALE!

Upside Down Flag Signalling Distress  

Mockery of Mad King Donald 

Created by PATRIOTS AGAINST TRUMP.

Promises Made, Promises Broken Two-Tone Coffee Mug
by gregvan

The "Trump is Too Stupid to Commit a Crime" Defense is the GOP's Best Strategy for Avoiding Impeachment. Mainly because the FACTS Support It... Dot Dot Dot Means Words Were Removed From Transcript...

After all... It WORKED for Don Junior... He Was NOT Arrested and HE Used the "Too Stupid" Defense about the Trump Tower Meeting with Russians where he hoped to get DIRT on Hillary... 

and Since DJ Trump DID THE CRIME and then CONFESSED that HE DID THE CRIME and then DID THE SAME CRIME AGAIN on TV... Obviously he does not GRASP THE CONCEPT that only Americans should participate in American Elections... 

Sure, Trump got away with Receiving Russian Help in 2016 but... This Time Democrats Won the House... and NOW We Have Impeachment Coming... and All the Republicriminals will have to answer to their voters why they Ignored Reality and voted to give Trump a "Mulligan" - The Vast Majority of Americans Support Impeachment and The GOP is Likely to be Thrown Out of the Senate, House and White House in 2020. That will start a new GOLDEN AGE where Honesty and Good Deeds are Honored and CORRUPTION IS A DISGRACE...  The Exact Opposite of what Mad King Donald Believes... 

an Alternative Defense is "Trump was Just Joking. " The GOP Uses this Line whenever Trump OBVIOUSLY DOES SOMETHING INSANE... 

~~~~~~ (~);-} ~~~~~~

What IS Bubble UP Economics and How Does it Work? Simply Raise the Minimum Wage to Fifteen Dollars an Hour. Then all Those people will spend the extra money in their paychecks at American Businesses. Increasing Profits. Making Stockholders Happy! Then those businesses will have to hire more people to handle the extra Customers. Decreasing Unemployment Insurance Payments. Everybody WINS! With EMPLOYMENT AT A JOB becoming a Viable Alternative to Selling Drugs for a Street Gang, Some teenagers will choose Employment... Reducing CRIME... Reducing Costs for Prisons... Reducing Costs for Law Enforcement... People will buy more food for their Children. Causing Better Health and Smarter Kids... Starvation is Not Good for Children's Brains... Farmers will sell More. Truckers will move more merchandise to stores. Increased Competition for Workers will cause Everybody's Wages to Go Up. All those Workers will pay more in Income Taxes... That would make the Government happy... Right NOW, we are having a National Debt Ceiling Crisis because the Government is Spending More that it Takes in with Taxes... Bubble UP Economics would reverse that trend... The Money Bubbles UP Through Every Layer of Society... With a rising tide, every boat floats! We Tried Ronald Reagan's "Voodoo" Economics and It Has Failed... "People" Say That Bubble UP! Economics WILL MAKE Employers LAY OFF Workers... However... Employers HAVE ALREADY LAID OFF EVERYONE THEY POSSIBLY CAN... Have you Ever Seen a Business where People Work There but Have Nothing To DO? Never! 

Who Could Possibly be Opposed to the JOY of Bubble UP! Economics? Well, there are people in this world that have COMPULSIVE HOARDING OF MONEY SYNDROME. It's a Mental Health Disease just Like The Crazy Cat Lady or People that save thousands of newspapers until their house is a maze of paths thru stacks of papers that they never read. People with CHOMS want more, more, more money even though they cannot possibly spend what they already have. Think about it, Once someone owns five mansions, what is the motivation to buy a SIXTH Mansion?  OH! That's right, it's a disease! COMPULSIVE HOARDING of Money! However, We can Help these people... If you meet them, have a talk, explain that doing evil for money is not the best way to live life. Simple Conversations Can Have an Effect. Repetitive Conversations... It May Take Many, Many, Many Explanations because PEER Pressure is REAL... Currently, people with CHOMS are surrounded by Other Greed Freaks... Encouraging Evil Behavior as a Sick Game. I remember that Michael Milkin and Ivan Boesky competed to see who could win the most money on the stock market and they used DOLLARS AS A WAY TO KEEP SCORE. Then they went to prison... Well, Maybe we could talk to CHOMS Victims before they Get Arrested. And if not, maybe we can expose them in the press or online and help them by PUTTING THEM IN JAIL.  

For Example: The CEO of Dow Chemical makes a Pesticide (sulfoxaflor) that is Killing BEES. The EPA just ruled that they can continue to sell the pesticide if they just put a warning label on the side of the barrel... BUT BEES CAN'T READ! It is possible to GOOGLE Dow Chemical and find out Who the CEO is and Where He Lives... Maybe a person could get a Job as a Waiter at the Catering Company that serves his Mansion... Maybe they could ask him to stop Killing Bees? Tell Him: NO BEES, NO FOOD. MASS STARVATION... and even You Can't Eat Money... 

BUT... There is Hope for the Future! Hey, If Katy Perry and Taylor Swift can bury the Hatchet and become friends, then anything is Possible. Maybe the 1% and the 99% Could stop fighting... Lions laying down with Lambs... It's All Possible... All you need is LOVE, La, la la la lah... 

Hey, TrumpNiks! How to Escape from a Brainwashing Cult BEFORE You Drink the Cyanide Kool Aid... Could Save Your Life! 

---> Step ONE: NOTICE REALITY <---

Look, There is the Floor, and There is a Door, and There You Go Opening the Door and Walking Outside... Oh My God, There is a Whole World Out Here! Look at THAT! It's a TREE! and It's Not on TV! Whee!