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MD Said: I Love Diet Coke. (and Pepsi Too)
I responded to MD: Actually, you are missing out on Half of the Intoxicating Drugs... Sugar + Caffeine is the BOOST that when Driving a car... Makes Me end up in Seattle, Washington... in One Day!
KD Said: I drink Diet Pepsi constantly. I should be dead by now?
I Replied: I Smoked Tobacco for Over 40 Years... I should be dead by now?
RM Said: Anything taken in over abundance (even water) can cause harm. Sugar free products are just fine if not abused.
GE Said: I Don't eat any sugar at all. Pretty soon almost everything tastes sweet. So much so, that you might distaste some of it and replace it with a less sweet version.
I Replied to GE: I remember walking around the San Jose Flea Market gnawing of a short stick of sugar cane... It was kinda sweet but difficult to believe that they could actually get sugar from that... very similar to bamboo...
and GE Said: any kind of sugar is bad for you. It causes chronic inflammation in the body - all organs, including the brain. Some people get away with it, some get fat and some get seriously ill.
G.D. Searle is The Maker of NutraSweet: Between 1977 and 1985, Donald Rumsfeld (Secretary of Defense) served as CEO, and then as president, of Searle.[4] In 1985, he engineered the acquisition of Searle by Monsanto Corporation.[5]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.D._Searle,_LLC
Don't Forget the Permanent Brain Damage Caused by Diet Coke. "Everybody" Say George Bush the Son was BORN Stupid but... I Think He BECAME Stupid by drinking Diet Coke.
I said: You have to admit Diet Pepsi is the Worst of all Worlds... Pepsi is just Fake Coke... and Diet is Missing Half of the DRUGS... It's Sugar + Caffeine that Gives You the Optimism...
It's Possible to Eat Waffles with Peanut Butter...
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| What Do I Do Now, Pam? |
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| So many Questions... So many Clues... |
The DA supposed that this was not a premeditated murder but a crime of passion. Because no one would plan to "cut the cheese" first and then stick the victim... |
Micro Photograph of the Hair of the Doggod that Bit You. [Use the Celestine... I got some junk mail from KNOM Radio in Nome Alaska... so I'm incorporating unexpected concepts to seed the plot twist engine. ] The Radio is playing... tuned to a cooking show: "Love the Lard" (It's all about the Biscuits!) ...and then... The Announcer started reading what he thought was the NEWS... but the stage assistant gave him a copy of the CLUES by instead. Totally Boinking The Investigation. Faceless said: "That just totally Boinks this investigation. " Ms. Clone replied: Thankfully he wasn't handed a list of the GNUs. OOOH! Stinky!" I wonder who selected this station? Was it Mr Body or Mrs Body? and What's that horrible noise? said Faceless "Does it sound like a cross between a Chainsaw and a Gong ong ong ong ng ng ng g g g g g... That's the Station Identification... KNOM Radio, Alaska's Favorite Mugwumps. Generally the play Middle of the Road style programming but this time they really snarfled the garfok! Ho Ho Ho... " "But Wait, there's more... " Said Officer Mugwump. "Look at Mr Body's Computer! It appears that he has been working on the Next Big Thing! A Base 3 Computer... "  "Whoaaooaaah! Listen to the Music! It sounds like Ding DING Ding... The NBC Chimes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CLUE ALERT ~~~~~~~~~~~  Got Mail! But it has been addressed to another person at this same address... a person of Interest shall we say? What If we got All Natural Pam to become a Rat Fink? We could have her help us Grill the Suspect. Officer Drone #42, Arrest The Delivery Boy!" said our hero. Later... after the arrest, All Natural Pam 'Voluntarily Agrees' to help 'cause... he's so gosh darn cute...  [Editor's Note: For those of you playing along at home, go to the kitchen and get a hot Dawg! With Cheese... This goes beyond Odorama.. it's what we laughingly call "Reality".] "Hey Andy, Maybe You know... The Strange Case of Dr Frank Olson... Did he fall or was he pushed?"  "Neither, they are all just floating away! Just like Sailor... Red Wine and speed and he just a goes sailing... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~@~~~~~~~~~~~~~.com Clue: Delivery Boy has a key to Mr. Body's Apartment. Sometimes used to Boink All Natural Pam. Sometimes used to grill Red Herrings. {secret code word for smoke grass - note the link to an etsy store that sells marble smoking pipes - above} "Location... Motive... Opportunity... " Said Officer [Faceless Drone] "Illegitimi Non Corrigendum." Said Drone #42 [Translated: Don't let the Bastards Grind You Down." "who.ru" asked the shadow... [a Russian website address] "who, who, Who, Who" came the reply... [lyrics to a song ] "YOU!" sang the invisible choir... [that's the odd industrial noise I hear all of the time. Kinda like a cross between a teakettle whistle and a gong.] Action: People dressed in Wedges of Cheese costumes perform a Song and Dance routine at an airport... "I'm Big Blue and this is my friend Brie. We sing the song for ____ _____ _____ ." [rhymes with Free].  Dialog: HI! Jack, How are things in Monterey? Said Big Blue. Action: All the DHS Agents gathered... years of No Action and Finally... a perp! Hi, Jack could be misheard as Hijack... to steal an airplane like the Saudi Arabians did on 9/11/2001. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (~);-} ~~~~~~~~~~~~ and now, after years of PRO - CRASTANATION... Who Done It! ( forget that Amature Crastanation - I'm a PRO)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (~);-} ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It was The Delivery Boy with a Knife in the Kitchen. AND... He was paid by Mr Body's Son who wanted to get PAID his inheritance early. Those Delivery Boy's will do anything for a Big Tip!But was it really the end? No. The Son of Mr. Body inherited the fortune and he was able to hire a super lawyer and was not convicted at the murder trial. The basic defense was that while The Delivery Boy did the actual murder, there was no proof that The Son paid The Delivery Boy to do the crime. The lawyer argured that It could have been Mrs. Body or The Business Partner... Both had Motive and opportunity. The Delivery Boy said that The Son paid him but... with a good lawyer... that is not enough to get a conviction. So, they all went on with their lives except The Delivery Boy. Three years passed and The Delivery Boy was released by his Parole Board. He had time to plan his revenge... In his opinion ALL THREE of them deserved to die but they were watching him and had private police forces defending their health. He had to have an alibi and he it would be really great if it looked like an accident. First, The Son must Die... or pay off the Delivery Boy to save his own life... and so, they came to an agreement and The Delivery Boy "Retired" to Hawaii... Living on Maui smoking the Maui Wowie Weed and Hang Gliding... and that worked for years but... he had a naggiing doubt... why NOT get his revenge? The years of smoking weed and Hang Gliding had changed his outlook about life and so, he decided to NOT Kill The Son but to simply invite him over to smoke a bowl... They met in Hawaii and "buried the hatchet"... and then they decided to team up once again and "Take Care of" Mom and The Business Partner... and so they all got together and relaxed in Hawaii... Everybody wins! Except for Mr. Body... This is THE END. |
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, [Except Blacks and Women] that they are endowed by their Creator [Named Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, Odin, Thor, KRSNA, Buddha or a Thousand Other Names] with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.” [Unless your Pursuit uses Marijuana or Psychedelics as a Sacrament]
DANG... So Many Exceptions! Were the Founding Fathers Racist and Sexist Pigs? Betsy Ross Can Sew a Flag While We Manly Men Go Kill Us Some Brits!
