How To Actually DO Psychedelic Regrooving. Feeding Evil People [REDACTED] in order to FLIP THE SCRIPT OF THEIR LIFE from Doing Evil for Money to DOING GOOD FOR THE PLANET.

I Read This Plan in a Novel... Might Work! Obviously Illegal... In Michigan... DO NOT DO THIS! Cannabis is Still Illegal in Michigan!

Silly Billy and Susan were easing on Down the Road...  

"You Know What I'd Like to Do for Make a Difference Day? Asked Billy "I'd Like to Feed the CEO of Dow Chemical a Couple of Cannabis Cookies and See if It's Possible to FLIP THE SCRIPT of His Life from DOING EVIL FOR MONEY to Doing Good For The Planet!"

"Ok" Said Susan... His House is Right on the Way... about a Thousand Miles Ahead... 

and they Eased on Down the Road... 

"Since You've Got Google on that Phone... Find out Who It Is..."

"It's Jim Fitterling.." Said Susan... "and Here are Directions To His Country Club... The Midland Country Club at 1120 W St Andrews Rd, Midland, Michigan... Thank You Google maps..."

"Next Stop, Where the Thumb Meets the Index Finger in It's a Mitten, Michigan!" Said Billy.

Map to the Villain's Lair... 

Then Billy Said: "Susan, You've Got That Faraway Look In Your Eye... What are You Wondering About?"

And Susan Replied: "I've always questioned what was happening BEFORE the Big Bang. Did Gravity Cause the Universe to Collapse into One Unstable point That Subsequently Blew UP? Was Our Big Bang One of Billions of Big Bangs? Stretching Back through time... Forever and Ever... Amen?"

Billy Said: "Well, We'll Never Know the Answer To That One, But... "

and at That Moment a Fully Loaded Logging Truck Blew Its Horn! HOOOONNNNKKKK! Billy, Lost in thought, had drifted over the Center Line on the Road and was Headed for a Fatal Car Crash... at The Very The Last Moment He Swerved and Saved All Three of Their Lives! 

"Thank God You Didn't Run Head on into that Fully Loaded Logging Truck. Said Susan... "That's a Little Reminder that REALITY EXISTS No Matter What You Believe."

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and then the story goes on and on and on for a long time...

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"Dang! It Appears that We Are Freaking Lost... We Should be Heading Towards Bismarck, North Dakota." SAID EVERYONE ALL AT ONCE!

"We Should Have Gone North on #85 and Then East on #12. When We Got To STURGIS We Were Going the Wrong Way." Said Silly Billy.

"Yeah, But I Always Wanted to See STURGIS... It Was Interesting Even Off Season When There Were Not a Gazillion Bikers... Maybe Even Better!" Said Susan... 

"And That Side Trip To Devil's Tower Was EPIC... Do DO Do Do DUH!" Sang [Random Named Chick] 

Suzie Turned on the Car Radio and A Talking Head Said: 

"I See on the TV News That a Remote Controlled Machine Gun Killed the Top Iranian Nuclear Scientist. My First Reaction was: Can I Get One for Christmas? What are the Controls Like? A Gameboy? Joystick? and Then after Further Contemplation I Wondered... What IF We Murdered ALL Nuclear Scientists Worldwide? They DO EVIL for a Living! Exterminate The #MAGACrazies!"

"Well," Said Silly Billy... "That's Different... I Guess out here in the Wilds of Middle America People Think Differently Than on the Coasts..." 

and they eased on down the road... 

and... Pretty Soon they Had Arrived at the Country Club where Jim Fitterling was a Member... Billy Said: "Hey Dude ( Guy Guarding the Entrance) "How do you get a JOB at this Place? Specifically, a Catering Job?"

and the Dude Replied: "Try the  D'Alessandro's Catering Services at  801 East Wackerly St, Midland, MI 48642 - Phone: (989) 631-3824 - I've Got Their Card Right Here... Tell 'em Johnny Sent You."

and so the Intrepid Travelers turned around and Drove Over to 8-1 East Wackerly Street...

 When they Got to the Caterers office Billy Said: "Hello... I'm Looking for a Job Here... I've Got Years of Work Experience and... Not only can I Prepare and Serve Food but I Can Work as a Bouncer in Case any of the Guests BECOME A MENACE TO SOCIETY."

and The Dude behind the Counter said: "Excellent! It Just So Happens that one of Our Guests Thinks He's God because He's The CEO of DOW. After a few drinks... He Thinks Everybody Ought to Be the Mother of His Children... Even if that's BIOLOGICALY IMPOSSIBLE!"

"Great! I Can Start Today... and I'll Beat Him Like a Piñata! Just Grab a Stick and SWING AWAY!" Said Billy, Silly Willie!

So our Band of Merry Men (and a Merry Woman) went off in search of a Bag of Weed... "Susan said: "Let's Prepare "Magic Oregano" Spaghetti AND Alice B Toklas Brownies! That'll Double the Chance That Mr. "God's Gift to Women" will eat some Cannabis and Have a Religious Experience! Possibly Changing the Future of the World!" 

They drove over to the wrong side of the Tracks and Parked the Car... They were Walking down the Street Just a Having a Think when a Snake of a Guy Gave Susan an Evil Wink...

"Hey Dude... Got any Weed?" asked Susan... "We Plan  to Open the Doors Of Perception."

Open the Doors of Perception 
gvan42 - Gregory Vanderlaan - Self Portrait

and the Dude Said: "We Got Everything! I Run a One Stop Drugstore Just Like Walgreens... Except... No Legal Drugs... Go See Them for that!" 

"Fantastic! One Ounce of Humboldt's Finest if you Please... Sinsemilla..." Said Bob

"Well, I Do Have a Sinsemilla That was Grown in the Ozarks... They Call it "The Mule" 'cause it Kicks You In The Head!"

"SOLD!" said Everyone... "Gotta Pipe?"

and they Partook the Gift of the Gods... 

Susan Said: "Let's Just Bribe the Guy at the Caterers to Put our infused Food on the Table at the Country Club. I Bet he would do it for $500 Dollars..."

Silly Billy Said: "Great Idea! That way we can be OUT OF TOWN When Everything Goes Down... Ya Got Any Money?"

"Well Sure... Ever Since You Showed Me How to Embezzle from the Deutsche Bank Cloud I've Been Rich!" Replied Susan

"I'm Glad I Bought That Book 'How to Embezzle from the Deutsche Bank Cloud' - I Just Wonder... Why is the Author Selling it for Money? Doesn't He Have Enough using his own Plan?" Asked Silly Billy

and they Did the Deed... The Guy at the Catering Service was Totally On Board with their Plan... Especially after Eating a Brownie... They Made Sure that He Understood That They Would be Reading the Midland Newspaper for Evidence that the Crime Had Actually Been Committed. If He Just Ate it all himself... or shared it with his friends... "I'll Be Back!"

and They Eased on Down The Road... 

and then Billy asked: "Have You checked to See if the Caterer Actually Served the Infused Spaghetti To The Corporate Elite at Jim Fitterling's Country Club?"

Susan Did Some Research On Her Phone and... NO Evidence of a Wild Party... Nothing! She Said: "Nope, That guy who worked at the Caterers turned out to be a Rat Fink! What do you want to do about that?"

"Well," said Billy "Let's Just Forgive Him for the Time Being. Send him an email reminding him that we KNOW HIS SECRET. Let's Just Publish a HOW TO Manual on the Internet Describing our Plan and Maybe One of the Hundreds of Thousands of Gregory Vanderlaan's Blog will GET 'ER DONE!" 

and that's exactly what they Did!

Read the Entire Story at:

https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/11/doing-evil-for-money-novel-no-one-would.html

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tRUMP'S VOODOO CURE IS CRAZY DANGEROUS... Even If The My Pillow Guy Says It's GREAT for Curing tRUMP's Coronavirus! #RUNAWAY - OLEANDER IS DEADLY!

Oleandrin is a deadly plant poison, not a COVID-19 cure... 
Oleander is a highly toxic plant. Though renowned for its beauty and use in landscaping, this Mediterranean shrub is responsible for cases of accidental poisoning across the globe. All parts of the plant are poisonous. If eaten, it causes cardiac arrhythmias, or irregular heart rates, and can be lethal to both humans and animals.
https://theconversation.com/oleandrin-is-a-deadly-plant-poison-not-a-covid-19-cure-144658

Oleandrin is a toxic cardiac glycoside found in the poisonous plant, oleander (Nerium oleander L.).[1] As a main phytochemical of oleander, oleandrin is associated with the toxicity of oleander sap, and has similar properties to digoxin.[1]

Oleander has been used in traditional medicine for its presumed therapeutic purposes, such as for treating cardiac insufficiency. There is no high-quality clinical evidence that oleander or its constituents, including oleandrin, are effective or approved by regulatory agencies as a prescription drug or dietary supplement.[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oleandrin

Why Is There A Group Called QueerAnon? 

Sometimes Called QAnon... 

Are They Some Kind Of Gay Rights Thing? 

 #QAnon, #WWG1WGA, #TheGreatAwakening, #Pizzagate, #saveourchildren, #QueerAnon, #WYSIWYG, #TrumpFailed, #ArrestTrump, #DitchMitch, #DumpTrump, #HashishTags, #IvankaGate, #QuestionAuthority, #GOPisEVIL, #LockHimUp, #DeepStateDoesNotExist, #BiteMyShinyMetalAss

We Should Stop Advertising Alcohol on TV. We Stopped Advertising Tobacco. With SO MANY People Getting in Trouble With Alcohol, Why NOT Stop Promoting It?

Did ANYONE Notice Brett Kavanaugh on TV? That's What Happens... Girls Hate You When You're Drunk...

Anyway, I'm glad I Joined AA. I met a lot of VERY Interesting People There. And I Used the Program to Quit Drinking, Smoking Tobacco and Marijuana. 

I believe that Alcohol, Tobacco and Marijuana should be Legal for All Adults. Obviously, Prohibition Does NOT Work. 

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Let's Use The Bark from Redwood Trees to Prevent Weeds instead of RoundUP! We use Bark in our garden and it works great. AND! It doesn't kill people...

 It's a One Time Cost for the Farmer and the Money is Kept within the State of California... Currently, a Giant Barge of Redwood Bark and wood chips Leaves Eureka, California Every Week headed for China... We also ship entire logs... They don't want the logs sawed up into boards because they have their own sawmills... and it's cheaper to employ Chinese Slaves to do the Work. 

Farmers have to pay for RoundUP every year and The Costs of all those Lawsuits MUST be passed on to the Farmers and the people that buy the Food. AND! We Eat That Poison! We could have healthier Food if we just used Redwood Bark and Wood Chips to Prevent Weeds. 

Let's use the Bark of a Redwood Tree to
Prevent Weeds instead of RoundUP
Free Coloring Book MEME 

AND...

For Some Bizarre Reason I See Advertisements 

on TV Trying to Sell RoundUP! 

AND AT THE SAME TIME...

I See Advertisements For Lawyers Who Offer to Help You SUE BAYER/Monsanto Because They Caused Your Cancer.

AND... 

tRUMP's EPA Has Legalized the Use of RoundUP!

a Classic Example of His Belief that Corporate Profits

are more Important Than Human LIFE!

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and on a Different Subject...

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Vertical Village. Cooperative Urban Living

Free Coloring Book MEME 

https://www.christiesrealestate.com/blog/welcome-to-the-vertical-village/

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and on a Different Subject...

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Economic Update - Richard Wolff - Worker Owned Corporations

https://www.rdwolff.com/faq_worker_coops_wdes

WORKER COOPERATIVES AND 
Worker Self Directed Enterprises...

1. How do coops of all types actually work in the real world? Don't they frequently fail because the workers are too inclined to put up with poor business practices?

2. How could a large company possibly work if all workers ran it together?


3. Has any research been done on the various ways in which the worker co-ops/ WSDEs can distribute surplus in different ways than the capitalist firms and change the wealth distribution of the society as a whole?

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and on a Different Subject...

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Kathleen Belew - author - Bring the War Home... White Power.

"Well, I killed Communists in Vietnam, Why wouldn't I Kill them Here?" - KKK Excuse for Murder of "Leftists" in 1979. 

https://www.amazon.com/Bring-War-Home-Movement-Paramilitary/dp/0674286073

Kim Wehle - author - 

"How to read the Constitution and Why."

She is concerned that Trump will refuse to Leave the White House if he Loses the 2020 Election... and he will support his dictatorship with... The US Military, The FBI and random groups of GUN NUTS... and she does not see any solution for Regaining Democracy.

https://www.amazon.com/How-Read-Constitution-Why-Wehle/dp/0062914367

EPA is Now the Enable Polluters Agency - free coloring book art by gvan42 - find more ART by doing a Google image search for "gvan42 coloring book"

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Fish in a Clean Ocean
No Plastic Garbage to Be Seen
in this Ideal World...

Climate Strikers blast EPA suspension of pollution laws: "How are we supposed to protect our lungs?"

Trump administration has created another "loophole" for environmental destruction, Greta Thunberg and others argue... "The EPA uses this global pandemic to create loopholes for destroying the environment," Thunberg posted on Twitter. "This is a schoolbook example for what we need to start looking out for."

https://www.salon.com/2020/04/01/climate-strikers-blast-epa-suspension-of-pollution-laws-how-are-we-supposed-to-protect-our-lungs/

A Cruel April Fools’ Day Prank On The Economy And The Environment...

On Tuesday, March 31, the Trump Administration announced it was rolling back Obama-era auto emission targets. Unfortunately, this is not an April Fools’ Day joke – it is official government policy, policy that makes a mockery of the name of one of the sponsoring agencies: The Environmental Protection Agency.

Even for those gentle readers who are somehow not convinced of the overwhelming scientific evidence of fossil carbon emission-based climate change, the present Administration’s rollback of efficiency requirements is simply bad public policy.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkobayashisolomon/2020/04/01/a-cruel-april-fools-day-prank-on-the-economy-and-the-environment/#426000a6424d

tRUMP's EPA Legalizes Pollution. Laws Will Not Be Enforced During Coronavirus Pandemic. Corporations May Dump Toxic Waste Right into the River... Somehow THIS is Going to Make America Great?

"Art in the Time of Covid-19" Mug For Sale.

YOU MAY CHANGE THE WORDS IF YOU WANT TO... 
The Swirly Background Allows Plenty of Space to Write Your MANIFESTO... Or The Great American Novel...

"Art in the Time of Covid-19" Mug
by gregvan

Critics blast EPA (Enable Pollution Agency) move as license to pollute during pandemic...

 

https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/489943-critics-blast-epa-move-as-license-to-pollute-during-pandemic

Critics worry a new Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) policy will leave the agency unaware of how much pollution is leaking into air, water and soil as companies are given the green light to suspend monitoring during the coronavirus outbreak.

A directive issued by EPA late Thursday informed companies they would not face fines or other enforcement actions from the agency for failing to monitor and report their pollution. 

EPA Indefinitely Suspends Enforcement of Environmental Laws... 

https://www.democracynow.org/2020/3/27/headlines/epa_indefinitely_suspends_enforcement_of_environmental_laws

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"Art in the Time of Coronavirus" Coffee Cup for Sale...

YOU MAY CHANGE THE WORDS IF YOU WANT TO... 

The Swirly Background Allows Plenty of Space to Write Your MANIFESTO... Or The Great American Novel...

"Art in the Time of Coronavirus" Mug
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"Art in the Time of Coronavirus" Poster
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Know Your Mushrooms! Amanita Muscaria... Psychedelic but Dangerous... Red and White Cap... many people end up in the hospital... a BETTER MUSHROOM is Psilocibin... it's brown and blue...

A REALLY GREAT IDEA IS TO NEVER EAT MUSHROOMS THAT YOU FIND IN THE WILD...
ALWAYS BUY YOUR MUSHROOMS FROM ILLEGAL DRUG DEALERS! SAFETY FIRST!

THIS is the Poisonous Mushroom Amanita Muscaria
 Do Not Eat Them!

I've eaten them and I must say... I ate a VERY SMALL AMOUNT, THEN ATE ANOTHER VERY SMALL AMOUNT again and again and again... I'm talking about a chunk the size of your pinkie's fingernail... AND THE HIGH JUST WASN'T THAT GREAT! a BETTER MUSHROOM is Psilocibin... it's brown and blue...

THIS is the Psilocibin Mushroom
Now Decriminalized in Oakland, California
and Denver, Colorado!

I Am OUTRAGED by the Little Plastic Cups Used to Sell Tiny Amounts of Food. Like "Just Crack an Egg" - An Obvious Ecological Disaster. I Emailed Them and Said:

"Just Crack an Egg" CAUSES a Vast Amount of Plastic Cups to be Created, Polluting Planet Earth... It's Very Unlikely that people will recycle those Millions of Little Cups. 90% Do Not Recycle Plastic. Why Not Sell Food in Paper Boxes? Cardboard? I Refuse to Buy "Just Crack an Egg. Too Much Ecological Damage. 
http://kraftfoods.custhelp.com/app/contact_us

and They Instruct you to MICROWAVE PLASTIC! You Will Eat Poison!

Boycott Plastic Packaging of Food

"Both scramble kits are easy to prepare. You open the cup and remove small plastic pouches containing ingredients. You crack an egg into the cup and then empty the pouches into the cup. Then you simply stir and microwave. Total cooking time is just over a minute."
 https://www.mrbreakfast.com/product_display.asp?productid=332

Heating plastics in the microwave may cause chemicals to leach into your foods. ... This leaching can occur even faster and to a greater degree when plastic is exposed to heat. This means you might be getting an even higher dose of potentially harmful chemicals simply by microwaving your leftovers in a plastic container.
https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/is-plastic-a-threat-to-your-health