Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts

It's Not Right to Mock Stupid Republicans. Often, It's Not Their Fault. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome IS REAL... Remember the Words of Lady GAGA... They Were Born That Way!

and Others Have Suffered Permanent Brain Damage from a Lifetime of Alcoholism... For Example: Rude Julie Anna... His BRAIN IS FRIED!

Rude Julie Anna - Fried Brain meme

Other Republicans are Stupid Because they were "Home Schooled" and Their Teachers Were Poorly Educated... Others Grew Up in the American South... NOT Famous for the Quality of the Public SKOOLS... Imagine how Difficult and Confusing Life Would Be is You Couldn't Read or Write... and Arithmetic was a Mystery unless You Had a Pocket Calculator... 


Lady GAGA Says that God Makes No Mistakes... BUT... Yo Mama Coulda Made a Buncha Mistakes! What If She was a Drunk and a Trailer Park Meth Monkey? Smoking Tobacco While Preggers? Then You are Very Likely to Vote Republicriminal!

Remember: It would be totally RUDE to Make fun of a Person Rolling Around in a Wheelchair... For Example: Governor of Texas, Greg Abbott... It's all a Part of God's Plan that a Tree Branch fell on Greg's Back and Made Him a Cripple... It's as if God was Punishing Him for a Lifetime of Doing EVIL... Instant KARMA? 

and It's No Surprise that tRUMP was able to Fool the Poorly Educated Rural Racists... a Fast Talking New Yorker speaking to A Bumpkin... 

and tRUMP was Selling HATE... and Someone to BLAME... Just Like Hitler's "Our Problems are All the Jews Fault." tRUMP Blamed Blacks, Mexicans, Women's Libbers, Gays and College Graduates... and that Message was Cheered by Uneducated White Men... whose Lives were Falling Apart...  back in the 1950s a Man Could get a Factory Job and Buy a House for His Wife and Children... and If We Just could Travel in Time to Those Thrilling Days of Yesteryear... Before Civil Rights, Before Women's Lib, Before Gays Came out of the Closet, Back when we Just DEPORTED Mexicans when the Harvest was done... and Back when a Man Could Get a Good Factory Job even if He Dropped out of High School to Take Care of his Pregnant soon to be Wife... 

Well... Guess What Retardo! Time Travel Does Not Exist... We are NOT Going Back to the 1950s... 

Andy Roonie at his Typewriter




Home Schooling is a Bad Idea. Guaranteed to Raise Poorly Educated Children That are Susceptible to QAnon Brainwashing... and MUCH MORE Goes on at Public School... For Example:

Team Sports... Children Learn How to Get Along With Other People and Work Towards a Common Goal... and IN LIFE there Will Be Many Other People... For Example: AT WORK... It's Useful To Have Years of Practice Getting Along...  

The Bottom Line is That REAL TEACHERS Are Better at Teaching... Especially Science and Math... There Really is More to Science than "God Did It." There is More to Math Than Pushing Buttons on a Calculator!  

and I'm in Favor of Teaching ACCURATE American History... For Example: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQOaUnSmJr8

The Song "Teach Your Children" by Crosby Stills, Nash, Young and Garcia has an Excellent Animation... all about American History... 

Another Thing we Learned in School was SEX EDUCATION... I'm Really Glad I Learned Where Babies Come From...  It Isn't STORKS!

ALSO... I was a Member of the Drama Club and Performed in School Plays... I played Music in Bands and Performed at School Assemblies and At The Teen Club... You Can't do that with Home Schooling...

AWAKEN QAnon FREAKS!

I was Duped - QAnon Shaman
This Post was Motivated by: 
Some Guy on FaceBorg Said:

Ugh I just got an email from a far right group saying homeschooling is best to avoid indoctrination of 'our' children. I've been teaching my son how not to be indoctrinated by anyone, including myself. He will not be indoctrinated in the home and he won't be indoctrinated outside it if I've trained him well enough in critical thinking, reasoning, and respect for opinions across the spectrum of human thought.

One teacher said : "Parents, I don't have the persuasive or indoctrinating powers some of you might think I have. If I had those powers, I'd probably be using it to instill good hygiene and study habits in your kids, but alas I don't" (paraphrase). I loved all of my teachers - even the 'bad' ones as they taught me something else entirely.



Secret Writing in an Image - Easy to Make, Readable by Humans... Totally Fools Computers and AI Borgs...

 

Psychedelic Art with a Hidden Message Written using Flower Text Font
Psychedelic Art with a Hidden Message Written using the Kalocsai Flower Text Font... 
The Message is: "Legalize Medicinal Psychedelics"

Here's The Key! Kalocsai Flower Text Font  Here's The Key! Tiny Letters in English and the Flower Shape...

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The Kalocsai Flower Text Font is Available For Free in the Photopea Image Processing Program


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Sharp Objects - Terrapin Station - Letters in a Circle by gvan42

Lightning Bolt - Grateful Dead letters in a circle by gvan42

Let's Teach Reading, Writing and Arithmetic In School. Why Did Florida Ban Math Books? So The GOP Could Teach "Alternative Facts" Like 2+2=5 also known as Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire.

Math alternative facts meme by gvan42 purple64ets

Remember Kellyanne Conway? The Lady that said "Trump's Not Lying, He's Using Alternative Facts." She's in the News Again Saying: I Don't Want an Old White Man Telling Me What to do With My Body." - She's Pro Choice! A Brainwashed TrumpNik® but a Sane Human First!

Kellyanne Conway - the Leaker meme - gvan42 purple64ets
Was She "The Leaker" That Told "The Whistleblower" all about Trump's Perfect Phone Call to the President of Ukraine? It HAD To Be an Insider!
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I Really Enjoy the TV Show Jeopardy. I Wonder if there is a Similar Quiz Show for Republicans? Instead of Winning by Knowing Truth, The Winners Would be The Person That Could Repeat Trump's Lied Best!


Compulsive Hoarding of Money Syndrome - meme - gvan42 - purple64ets


and I read on FaceBORG:
Don't be like Wal-Mart. Don't use lobbyist to bribe politicians so you can let taxpayers supplement the wages you should be paying your workers, then spend more money so mass media will convince the taxpayers the employee is the bad guy when he needs to use a food card to feed his family. Then pay some more money to lobbyist so your multi-billion dollar record breaking profit corporation can evade paying taxes that would help America! The six owners of Geed-Mart make about ($200,000 a day each). Yes really. You pay extra taxes to help them pay their workers. Did you know you also pay extra taxes to supplement CEO bonuses? BTW you think you are saving money when you shop at Greed-Mart. Your not. As well this is not just Wal-Mart. It is hundreds of multi-billion dollar record breaking profit corporations doing the exact same thing to us America.

Freedom Quest - Free Coloring Book Art by gvan42 purple64ets

Freedom Quest - Free Coloring Book Art by gvan42 purple64ets

Freedom Quest - Free Coloring Book Art by gvan42 purple64ets

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In this World where The VAST Majority of the American People DO NOT READ BOOKS... Here are links to my favorite Great Books... Maybe spark an interest in reading!

Psychedelic art by gvan42 - Gregory Vanderlaan - FREE

Great Book: "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert Heinlein. He invented the word GROK. Which means to understand in a extremely deep level. Like the feeling you get reading Haiku on LSD. 

http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2018/07/great-book-stranger-in-strange-land-by.html




Great Books:The "Lord of the Rings" Trilogy by JRR Tolkien. "The Hobbit" Classic fiction popular with Hippies in the Late Sixties. Made into Great Movies and Led Zeppelin Songs.


http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2018/07/great-books-lord-of-rings-by-jrr.html 


Great Book: "The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch" by Philip K Dick. Science Fiction about Martian Mineral Miners that Escape the Bad Quality of Life by Taking Psychedelic Drugs and Playing with a "Barbie Doll" House. 


http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2018/07/great-book-three-stigmata-of-palmer.html

Great Books: Project MKULTRA CIA LSD American History "The Search for the Manchurian Candidate" by John Marks



Help Us Defeat Trump in 2020 by Sharing These MEMEs on Social Media! #DumpTrump Volunteers Needed World Wide! --- 

When He CAUSES Global Economic Collapse, You Won't Be Having Fun Either!

MEME by gvan42 Gregory Vanderlaan

Trump is ANTI-CHOICE. His Plan is to Make Abortion Illegal and FORCE Women to Give Birth to Unwanted Children. It's BACK TO THE COATHANGER WITH TRUMP and SCOTUS Just-Us Brat Kava Kava Noogie!

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I wish I Had Paid More Attention in High School English Class. Now that I'm Retired, I Write a Lot and Publish on a Blog/Social Media...

It would be really handy to Know Punctuation... I am really Confused because Punctuation in Computer Programming Languages Has a Totally Different Meaning... The Semi Colon is used to end every command... the DOT is Used Just before com in "Dot Com" etc, etc, etc... In English The DOT is used to end a sentence... and then there is CAPITALIZATION! I often use Capitalization to Express SIGNIFICANCE... Like, THIS CONCEPT IS VERY IMPORTANT! However, camelHumpLettering uses Capitalization to Mark the Beginning of a New Word When You Squish All The Words Together when Naming Variables... I justify My Bizarre Capitalization by Pretending My Words are a Guitar Solo and Capitalization is a Wah-Wah Pedal...

In English "/" Means Math Division... For Example: 5/4=1.25 or Alternatives... not a SUB FOLDER in a Disc Drive... http:// and... Why Do I Use So Many Triple dots?

Lucky For Me I Graduated fro College BEFORE The Invention of Smart Phones... Now People try to Use the Fewest Number of Letters Possible Because Entering Text is Annoying and Difficult... With a Typewriter or Computer Keyboard It's Possible to Use ALL TEN FINGERS... but on a phone Most people only use their thumbs... The Language is Now Filled with Acronyms... OMG, LOL, TMA, GTFO, IMHO and then The Reader Has to Look Up What the Acronyms Mean... TLDR... Just So You Know... TMA stands For Too Many Acronyms... DARPA, CIA, LSD, DMT, FBI, DOD, EIEIO... (~);-}

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Donkey Donkey Eye Country - Since the DHS has a List of Forbidden Words that Trigger FBI Investigations... It Has become essential that everyone starts talking about those subjects using SECRET CODE!

For Example: Facebook Refused to Publish a Post containing the word "daehlewoT" - But They Published the same post with the word spelled sdrawkcaB... OK, You may think that Facebook is NOT a Division of the Department of Homeland Security but... MAYBE DHS is a Division of Facebook!

That entire Era of Countries Ruling the Planet May Be Over... Bitcoin as an Alternative to Dollars... I Personally Do Not Feel a Lot of Patriotism for the USA but, I Love Google... and I Use Facebook... But I Do Not Use Twitter... They threw me off for Failing to Provide my Cellphone Number and I Do Not Own a Cellphone so... uckFay ouYay witterTay... Does DHS read Pig Latin? Probably...

I find that NO ONE has Published the DHS List of words AS A PLAIN TEXT FILE that someone could COPY AND PASTE into a Blog Post... Someone needs to use a PDF to WORD Converter to Make it Easy to "ECHELON BOMB" this List. With enough NOISE, their Search Program is DE-Fanged... Oh No... I Just Used a Secret Forbidden Keyword!

Anyway, Donkey Donkey Eye Country is Secret Code... a Word Puzzle... HINT: Another word for Donkey is ASS... and You Could Call the Country a NATION... 

Music Video: "Support the Troops. Bring 'em Home." by Gregory Vanderlaan [Chords:E A B7] - Feel free to Record This Song and Make a Hit Record... Pass it On..

video is at: https://youtu.be/V7_jZfFElH4

We Fight All Over the World... For Nothing... 
Kill a Gazillion People... For Nothing...
Blow Up Countries... For Nothing...
Except for Corporate Greed... Lockheed!
Raytheon and Halliburton!
Dow and DuPont! [Agent Orange]
FMC and the CIA!
DARPA and the NSA! Oh My...

[CHORUS sing twice each time]
Support the Troops. Bring 'em Home. 
Support the Troops. Bring 'em Home.
Support the Troops. Bring 'em Home.
We Need 'em Right Here in the US of A...
We Need 'em Right Here in the US of A...

Bring Back the Helicopters.
Bring Back The Air-o-planes... 
Bring Back The American Soldiers...
Use 'em to Fight Forest Fires. 
or Maybe Teach School...
Teach Reading to Children...
Maybe Teach Writing... 
Arithmetic and Practical Math! Oh My...

[CHORUS]


The Man on AXS-TV Said: If You are Writing Songs out There... Write an American Song! So I Did! 

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Classic Rainbow Spiral Two-Tone Coffee Mug FOR SALE!
A Digital Rendering of a Tie Dye T-Shirt... No Words BUT You May Add Slogans or Sayings if you want to... So Far, Just Pretty ART!
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QAnon Sucks!

Rainbow Spiral Business Card FOR SALE!
Classic Rainbow Spiral... With Plenty of room to add WORDS... The Entire Back of the Card is LEFT BLANK INTENTIONALLY... I Happen to Think that would be a Great Name For a Techno-Pop Band... The LEFT BLANK INTENTIONALLY... not as good as... LADS GONE NATIVE but... still fine!


Embrace Rainbow Spiralism Business Card FOR SALE!
Classic Rainbow Spiral Artwork - With Plenty of room to ADD WORDS! A Clever Slogan or a Manifesto... The Entire BACK of the Card is LEFT BLANK INTENTIONALLY...
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Digital Rainbow Spiral - SHREDDED! 
Two-Tone Coffee Mug FOR SALE!
A Digital Rendering of a Tie Dye T-Shirt... No Words BUT You May Add Slogans or Sayings if you want to... So Far, Just Pretty ART!

Autobiography-The Retirement Years: What I've Been Doing in the Last Five Years...Life is Wonderful. - I Just Read Another Obit about a Friend of Mine... Who Did Not Retire Before Dying... So Sad!

  I Inherited Money from my Father and I Instantly Quit My Job at The County of Humboldt... and Then... I went to The Rainbow Gathering in Utah with my friend Mike. I Met a Guru There (Sonya Sophia) and Participated in her Online Guided Meditations for a Year. (The Rainbow Gathering is a Backpack Trip for 10,000 Hippies) 

My Father's Estate bought a House in Eureka and we Moved to a Place where We Could Watch the Sunset into the Pacific Ocean over the Channel between the Jettys on Humboldt Bay. I Can Verify that the Sun Sets in a Different position into the water depending on the Seasons of the Year. We set up two computers side by side and looked out the window. Often, she would watch Netflix TV Shows (like Sons of Anarchy) and I would do Art and Write Words and post them on my blog. I often took long driving vacations... I drove to Seattle to eat LEGAL Marijuana Cookies, Ride the Monorail and Play Music at the Experience Music Pavilion at the Base of the Space Needle. (a tribute to Jimi Hendrix and Curt Cobain)

And then The State of Oregon Legalized Marijuana. That Winter I Smoked a Pound of Oregon Legal Weed and my Blog saw a Dramatic Increase of Visitors... I Guess it was that "Absurdist Fiction" I was writing... OR Maybe it was the Fact That I Wrote a Program that Tricked Google into Ranking my Blog Highly. That Happened Too... and then one Beautiful Spring Day I Decided to go on another Driving Vacation. I Quit Smoking Weed Entirely, Left it at Home and Headed Out. What I did not realize at the time was... I Remained Stoned for a Month due to the THC Stored inside my Body... and I Experienced Cannabis Psychosis... I Saw Things That Were Not There and Believed They Really Happened... As I Left Fortuna Heading for Chico, I Picked up two Hitchhikers who wanted to go to LA... and so... I ended up Visiting LA and the Deserts of Nevada... The Desert was Amazingly Beautiful! (Marijuana makes things seem better!) After Camping, Eventually I ended up in the Hospital in Chico to treat an Infected Blister on my Foot. I was worried about Amputation and so I checked myself into the Hospital... Then, Surprisingly, The Police came to my bedside and they took me to a Mental Hospital in Sacramento. I Don't Know Why. (Could it be Madness?) They believed I was 5150 and held me for 15 days, then Admitted Their Error and I was released to a Halfway house near Folsom. When I was in the Hospital they gave me Lithium... and that made me passive... but I quit taking that "Medicine" and recovered completely. [Lesson to be learned here... Question IF The Doctor is Giving You Good Advice... 400,00 Dead Oxycontin Users Did Not.]  I have been here ever since. They do all the stuff required by life for me. Buying Food, Cooking, Doing Laundry, Picking Up Prescriptions, Driving my to Doctors Appointments... I Now Have Free Time to Write, Record Music Videos and Do Computer Art and Publish My Ideas Online. For Example: I Emailed All 100 Senators and Recommended that they #ImpeachTrump and I Shared 20 of my best Ideas... I Used Fake Addresses and Phone Numbers so I Appeared to Be a Voter in Their State... 

I spend all day every day creating. I Wrote my autobiography. I Wrote an eBook "America's Bogus Wars (cut the Pentagon Budget in Half and Refund the Money To The Taxpayers)" and Posted 70 Music Videos. I have found that I Get More Stuff Done when Not Stoned... The Quality of Work is More Original When Stoned but the Quantity is Less. Except my Music Videos are Better NOT STONED. I had trouble with playing the piano in a smooth rhythm... I guess that my brain was having difficulty remembering which note to play next... even on songs that I wrote myself and have played for decades... Go Figure... anyway, at this Assisted Living Facility I don't drink booze or smoke tobacco or marijuana. I quit smoking tobacco because my brother got Lung Cancer and that scared me... He recovered, thanks to Modern Medicine THAT HE HELPED TO INVENT at his Job at Genentech. An actual case of "Doctor Heal Thyself." 

I joined a Singing Society at the Folsom Senior Center. 20 People and One Piano Player. We Do "Old Timey" songs like "A Bicycle Built for Two" and "Yankee Doodle Dandy." We also went ON TOUR to other Senior Centers for Christmas Carols... I also lead a Group sing Along for Christmas Here at my Home. (We Have Three Houses) I Own Bells... Handy for Singing "Jingle Bells." It is interesting to perform for REALLY OLD People. We Gave the Bells and They Truly Shook Them Randomly... but we all had a great time and after we had sung all the songs we knew, we sang them again... because... we are old people and we can do what we want!  

SO, what have you been doing recently?

anyway... I have a great Retirement and there is more to come. I got a iPhone and Can hire Uber to Drive me Places... But I don't have much Interest in Traveling! Go Figure! But I Do take a Long Walk Every Morning in the Neighborhood...

I have NOT Participated in any Protest Marches in 15 Years... Many People are Interested in BLACK LIVES MATTER and I Applaud Their Action... However... As an Old White Man... I'm NOT Motivated... I Didn't Participate in any Gay Rights PRIDE Parades Either... but I'm Glad they Can Get Married... I Remember that in 1969 Homosexuality was Illegal... and People were Fired from Government Jobs... The "Lavender Scare" - Stonewall Riots... SEE? WE ARE EVOLVING! Slowly, People are AWAKENING! Just WAKE THE F*CK UP!
Wake Up MEME - gvan42 -gregvan


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Embrace Rainbow Spiralism T-Shirt FOR SALE!

Like a Tie-Dye But Digital... Artwork Created in a Computer Intentionally to Blow Your Mind!

Selling ART at Zazzle. A really fun hobby. A Worldwide business.

When I got my job at the County Welfare office my wife bought me a  custom decorated coffee cup. She went shopping on the internet and found it at Zazzle.com... Then she explained that people could create their own stores selling gifts decorated with original artwork or photographs. This was a wonderful lucky break for me as I have uploaded hundreds of images and sold products worldwide. It is extremely satisfying to be a successful professional artist. I also have made gifts for my own family that pleased them greatly. Dad loved the coffee cup with pictures of our family on it. He said he used that cup every day as it had a photo of mom. A pleasant dining partner.

I also write slogans for bumperstickers and buttons... That's a good exercise of my mind. Writing Jokes... and I owe this wonderful hobby to Miss Vicki, who found Zazzle for me...

http://www.zazzle.com/gregvan

Feel Free to Copy and Paste this and Submit it as YOUR OWN College Paper... A Mockery of Academic Writing for Anthro 306 HSU

 I encourage Piracy... Especially on this subject... I find that College Professors write articles to be published in "Journals" to be read and cited by other College Professors... It's a racket to show management that not only are you Teaching but also writing important works... "Publish or Perish"...

This is my mockery of "Academic Writing" with words of wisdom from both Siddhartha Gautama, the Buddha and Frank Zappa... have fun reading this. gregvan

TITLE: Parody and Pastiche

Nirvana knew that they had really made the big time when “Weird Al” Yankovic did a parody of their song “Smells Like Teen Spirit”. In Al’s song “Smells like Nirvana” the lyrics state:

What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...
Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'
And I don't know what I'm singin'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah!
*belch*
poing! (1)

I downloaded a MIDI file of The song and played it thru my computer speakers. MIDI files are instrumental versions of music. All the vocals are replaced with synthesizers playing the melody. Since the actual lyrics to this song are vague, MIDI would be an excellent way to enjoy Nirvana’s music. I especially liked the part of the song where the music was similar to a European police car siren or air raid siren. The notes automatically trigger a feeling of danger. Reading his words give me the chills also. It is difficult to pinpoint exactly what causes the feeling of impending doom but I’m certain that it is really there… I also see overwhelming sadness in his eyes…
With the lights out it’s less dangerous
Here we are now, Entertain us…
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, Entertain us…
A mulatto, An albino
A mosquito, My libido
Yea…
Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello…(2)

“Siddhartha Gautama, the Buddha, described Buddhism as a raft which, after floating across a river, will enable the passenger to reach nirvana. The ultimate goal is realization of nirvana. The End of Suffering... In this lifetime and all future lifetimes.” (3) The singer Kurt Cobain selected to end suffering by shooting heroin and then shooting himself. “Enlightenment is sometimes described as complete and perfect sanity, or awareness of the true nature of the universe. After attainment, it is believed one is freed from the cycle of Samsara; birth, suffering, death and rebirth.” (4) In my humble opinion, the choice of the bands name is a parody of the sixties hippy infatuation with Eastern Religion. Kurt was an example of the opposite of seeking enlightenment. Heroin reveals perfect insanity and a totally false nature of the universe. One of the main concepts of Buddhism is “right livelihood”. The idea is that you should select a way of earning a living that makes you happy. One of the stated reasons Cobain committed suicide is that he was unhappy with having achieved success in the music business. His whining about stardom reveals his choice of “wrong livelihood”. A copy of the suicide note is available online and it is addressed “TO BODDAH”… Is this just a misspelling or a mockery of religion? At the end of the suicide note he writes that “it is better to burn out than to fade away“. This is a quote from Neil Young, the grandfather of Grunge Music. The sound of Cobain’s guitar is very similar to Young’s as well as the style of clothes they both wear. Nirvana’s music is a PASTICHE (imitation) of the music of Neil Young. There was a sixties English art/rock band called Nirvana that recorded concept albums. A lawsuit was filed by Patrick Campbell-Lyons (the leader of the psychedelic band) about Cobain’s band using their name. GenX artists face the challenge of creating works that are new and different. Since they follow a period of artistic genius which mined every possible style, all they can do is repeat previous works. Of course, this is just my humble opinion of GenX culture. If I use the phenomenological technique of bracketing off my personal cultural bias and view the artistic works from a GenX perspective, Nirvana looks good. They become tragic figures that cared so much for the purity of their art that they would rather die than compromise their integrity. These are idealistic values worthy of Socrates. He died for his beliefs and so did Cobain.
There are many websites that explore conspiracy theories about Courtney Love murdering her husband. The basic idea is that she faked a suicide note and killed him so that she would inherit his money. They were about to get divorced, the band was about to split up and she calculated that she would get more money if he was dead than alive. “Love & Death“, a book by Max Wallace and Ian Halperin question authorship of the suicide note. A suspicious sample of lettering practice was found in Courtney Love’s backpack at the time of the murder/suicide. They feel that she was rehearsing how to write a convincing note that the police would believe was genuine. Cobain also states in the note that his wife is a Goddess… It could be that she wrote the note and was calling herself a Goddess. All these people that are promoting the conspiracy theory ideas are paying tribute to all the great conspiracy theories that have gone before. They have written their works using the literary technique of pastiche. It may be subconscious but they are paying homage to the JFK Assassination, The Illuminati, MKULTRA and The Masons. (All great conspiracy theories.)
“Pastiche as imitation: In much current usage, the term denotes a literary technique employing a generally light-hearted tongue-in-cheek imitation of another's style; although jocular, it is usually respectful (as opposed to parody, which is not). “ (5)
Postmodernism as defined by Fredric Jameson:
“The last few years have been marked by an inverted millenarianism in which premonitions of the future, catastrophic or redemptive, have been replaced by senses of the end of this or that (the end of ideology, art, or social class; the "crisis" of Leninism, social democracy, or the welfare state, etc., etc.); taken together, all of these perhaps constitute what is increasingly called postmodernism.” (6)
There was a movement in American society called Modernism that believed we could keep on improving the quality of life forever by inventing new machines. The classic example of this philosophy is the “Carousel of Progress” sponsored by General Electric at EPCOT Disney World. In this show, they trace a typical American family from the 1800s to the present and how GE inventions have lead to happiness. Starting with the Beatniks, people have been questioning if this is true. There might be ways to find happiness other than the consumption of the latest gizmo from GE. Then the 1960s happened and one of the many revolutions was postmodernism. Consumerism was viewed by many as brainwashing sponsored by corporations that needed sales of plastic junk to thrive. Frank Zappa wrote songs about the Plastic People of the Universe. In any study of Parody, Zappa is a shining star. In the mighty tome “Frank Zappa. The Negative Dialectics of Poodle Play” by Ben Watson, we see not only a detailed biography of every facet of Zappa’s life but a parody of scholarly writing. While reading pretentious drivel for our Anthropology class, I remembered how much fun it is to mock the writing style of academia. The authors we read seem to be members of a social circle that all attend the same conferences, read each others scholastic journal writings and promote each other by including their names in new articles. One writing we read had ten names of obscure writers on one page! Five of them were listed as “thinkers”… As if that were a career… The direct quote of Neil Nehring is: “A number of thinkers, such as Natalie Davis, Teresa Ebert, Nancy Fraser, Mary Russo and Robert Stam find his (Mikhail Bakhtin’s) concept of carnival promising for feminism, along with the general materialism (or dialogism) of his argument (like Griffiths and Hanna) that a social contest is always occurring in the emotional inflection of language.” (7) I find it interesting that throughout all the writings we read, it was rare that I had heard of ANY of these people. Could it be that we should substitute the phrase “pals that need a little promotion” for the term “thinker“? Who ARE these people anyway? I googled their names and they are generally college teachers… I was especially impressed with Nancy Fraser’s ability to get grants from foundations for studies into politically correct subjects… YOU GO GRRRRRLL ! The style of writing that endlessly cites obscure authors seems pretentious and pompous.
I find that there is a real person named Jean Baudrillard and he is an “eminent French social theorist”. James Brusseau did not just make up a phony name to make his work sound profound. The author James B. is a big fan of Jean B. He proposes the scenario of taking a real gun to Disney World and committing murder during one of the “Wild West Shootouts”. He states that the average tourist would be fooled and just think that the murder was part of the show. (8) It seems to me that this man is COMPLETELY WRONG and that this is a ridiculous example stated by someone that has no real experience at all with firearms or death. However, he feels confident in expressing opinions about subjects he known nothing about… Just wrap the idiotic concepts in dense academic prose and VOILA! You have a sellable article for a textbook. Especially if you slip into the French language without providing translation. That proves that you are cool and worthy of getting a paycheck for your scribbling. One amusing example of creative language is the creation of the term “Baudrillardian Repetition“. A dog pile internet search of that term lead me to a webpage dedicated to “fighting fashionable nonsense”. http://www.butterfliesandwheels.com/ realizes that a lot of pure bull is presented in academic journals and is swallowed by gullible college students and professors. They offer instruction in “Woolly-Thinking Rhetoric: How to argue like a sheep. Vanquish your enemies with the help of our guide.” This would be useful for people that want to publish profound sounding articles without having to go to the trouble of thinking. I wonder if a perfect example of Baudrillard’s philosophy is Kurt Cobain’s repetition of the word Hello sixteen times per verse or if it is just the mumbling drool of a junky? I vote for the heroin talking. “Repetition: If your ideas are weak, if you have neither logic nor evidence to back them up, simply keep asserting them over and over and over again. This will convince everyone that they must be true. If they were not true, surely we wouldn't keep hearing about them all the time?” (9) The record for repetition is held by Bill Withers in the song “Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone” where he says the words “I KNOW” an astounding twenty six times in a row… I truly believe Bill. I totally GROK that he knows that there ain’t no sunshine when she‘s gone…
In conclusion: I’m certainly glad that I’m not a member of GenX. They seem to be not having a lot of fun on this planet. It seems that everything of value has already been grabbed by the “Baby Boomers” and “The Greatest Generation” and we are not going to share. The GenXers certainly are getting Mcjobs, poverty, AIDS, wars for oil, inflation, global warming, a ballooning National Debt, bankruptcy of Social Security and no hope for the future. I agree that we are starting the decline into chaos and everything in the future will keep on getting worse and worse until the good old USA is a “third world” country… Fortunately, I won’t be alive to watch the collapse of Western Civilization. With this outlook it is no surprise that they Love Kurt Cobain… Shoot heroin to avoid looking at reality and when reality refuses to be ignored, shoot yourself. However, If you bracket out the doom and gloom viewpoint of the Generation X and view the world thru the rose colored glasses of a Baby Boomer… Gee, things are pretty good here in Eureka!


Notes:
(1) Al Yankovic. “Smells Like Nirvana” (1992)
(2) Kurt Cobain “Smells Like Teen Spirit (1991)
(3) Wikipedia: definition of Nirvana.
(4) Ibid…
(5) Wikipedia: definition of Pastiche
(6) Frederic Jameson: Postmodernism, or, The Cultural Logic of Late Capitalism Verso, 1991.
(7) Neil Nehring : Jigsaw Youth vs. Post-toasty-MOO-dernism… reprinted in GENXEGESIS. 2003
(8) James Brusseau: Violence and Baudrillardian Repetition in American Psycho.2000
(9) http://www.butterfliesandwheels.com/rhetoric.php

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