"I took up yoga. I assume a seated posture And remain motionless for hours. It's not much, but it sure beats sitting around doing nothing." - Tiny Tim https://www.facebook.com/reel/1275194024779563
How can you share the Apples equally between the people using only one knife cut?
An alternative is to line up the apples so that you cut 1/3 of an apple off of each them... one person can eat the two smaller pieces and the other two people will eat the larger pieces...
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Susan Asked: "What Does IDK Mean?
Bob Replied: "I Don't Know."
Susan Said: "If You Don't Know, I'll Ask Google."
Google Said: (Four Paragraphs of Text)
Susan Said: "TL;DR - Now I Realize That IDC."
Bob Asked: "What Does IDC Mean?"
Susan Replied: "I Don't Care."
Bob Said: "If You Don't Care, Why Did You Say That?"
Susan Said: "___ _ _____ __ ___ __" [Redacted]
To tell the truth i think that joke needs some work... What did she say???
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Lone Ranger, Where are you going? "To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!"
TV NEWS ANCHOR: "and now we go to Stevie and the Weather!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ywicffOj4
How many cookies did you eat Julius? Et tu Brute!
April Showers bring May Flowers... And Mayflowers bring Pilgrims...
We could cut Defense Spending by 20% if we just made the Pentagon into a Rectangle.
I was surprised to find out that Einstein was real... I heard that he was a Theoretical Physicist...
Why is a Catholic Woman's Body like a Clown Car at the Circus? Because Both have an Endless Stream of People Just a Popping Out!
Why is the San Francisco Bay Bridge like the Train Ride at Disneyland? They Both go from Jungle-land to Fairy-land!
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Ivanka said: "Daddy never had a garbanzo bean on his face!"
What's The Difference Between Rush Limbaugh and The Hindenburg? One is a Flaming Nazi Gasbag and the Other is an Airship!
RU/18QTPI = The jailbait equation... Are You Over 18 Cutie Pie?
Have you ever paid someone to put a Ball in a Basket?
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Homer Simpson climbs a mountain to meet the president of Kwik-E-Mart...
When Apu is fired and replaced by actor James Woods, he and Homer travel to the Himalayas to meet the Kwik-E-Mart CEO, who lives in a mountaintop monastery.
The Encounter at the Top
After [Homer] and [Apu] climb the mountain to reach the Kwik-E-Mart Central Office, they are granted an audience with the CEO, an enlightened guru who offers to answer just three questions.
Rather than letting [Apu] ask about his job, [Homer] wastes all three questions in typical fashion:
- Homer: "Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?"
- CEO: "Yes."
- Homer: "Really?"
- CEO: "Yes."
- Homer: "You?"
- CEO: "Yes."
With his questions exhausted, the CEO casually sips his [Squishee], tells them his advice has been enlightening, and dismisses them with his trademark phrase: "Thank you, come again."
The Red Line is Also Curved.
Because it is Drawn on a Sphere...
The Earth!
"If the cosmos were suddenly frozen, and all movement ceased, a survey of its structure would not reveal a random distribution of parts. Simple geometrical patterns, for example, would be found in profusion — from the spirals of galaxies to the hexagonal shapes of snow crystals. Set the clockwork going, and its parts move rhythmically to laws that often can be expressed by equation of surprising simplicity. And there is no logical or a priori reason why these things should be so."
— Martin Gardner, "Order and Surprise," 1985
(actually, There is No Need for Cessation of Motion... Just Open Your Eyes and SEE!)
French mathematician, physicist, and philosopher Sophie Germain (1776-1831). She obtained education from books in her father's library and from correspondence with mathematicians like Lagrange, Legendre, and Gauss, despite early resistance from her parents and challenges posed by society. She was a leader in the field of elasticity theory and received the top honor from the Paris Academy of Sciences for her article on the subject. Her work on Fermat's Last Theorem laid the groundwork for mathematicians to continue studying it for hundreds of years. She was unable to pursue a profession in mathematics due to discrimination against her sex, yet she worked independently all of her life. Before her death, Gauss had recommended that she be awarded an honorary degree, but that never occurred.
Do you think there will ever be a machine that will think like human beings and be more intelligent than human beings?
What is your take on this?
Let us read Richard Feynman’s Answer:
"First of all, do they think like human beings? I would say no and I’ll explain in a minute why I say no.
Second, for "whether they be more intelligent than human beings" to be a question, intelligence must first be defined. If you were to ask me are they better chess players than any human being? Possibly can be, yes, "I'll get you, some day".
What is your take on this?
Let us read Richard Feynman’s Answer:
"First of all, do they think like human beings? I would say no and I’ll explain in a minute why I say no.
Second, for "whether they be more intelligent than human beings" to be a question, intelligence must first be defined. If you were to ask me are they better chess players than any human being? Possibly can be, yes, "I'll get you, some day".
-Richard Feynman"
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Plato the Cave...
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