Jokes, Memes and Cartoons... Laughs a Plenty... "The human brain is incapable of seeing a typo until its finger presses Sned."

"I took up yoga. I assume a seated posture And remain motionless for hours. It's not much, but it sure beats sitting around doing nothing." - Tiny Tim https://www.facebook.com/reel/1275194024779563

How can you share the Apples equally between the people using only one knife cut?

You murder one of the people and then the remaining two people get an entire apple to themselves... 

An alternative is to line up the apples so that you cut 1/3 of an apple off of each them... one person can eat the two smaller pieces and the other two people will eat the larger pieces...

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Susan Asked: "What Does IDK Mean?

Bob Replied: "I Don't Know."

Susan Said: "If You Don't Know, I'll Ask Google."

Google Said: (Four Paragraphs of Text)

Susan Said: "TL;DR - Now I Realize That IDC."

Bob Asked: "What Does IDC Mean?"

Susan Replied: "I Don't Care."

Bob Said: "If You Don't Care, Why Did You Say That?"

Susan Said: "___ _ _____ __ ___ __" [Redacted]

To tell the truth i think that joke needs some work... What did she say??? 

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Lone Ranger, Where are you going? "To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9lf76xOA5k

They say that there are no atheists in foxholes... Of course not! They're filled with foxes! No room for atheists!

TV NEWS ANCHOR: "and now we go to Stevie and the Weather!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ywicffOj4

How many cookies did you eat Julius? Et tu Brute!

A monk goes to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything!" and hands the vendor a $20. He gets the hot dog and says "What about my change?" The vendor says: "All change must come from within." The monk pulls out a pistol and asks for change again... The vendor says: "What's that?" The monk says: "It's My Inner Piece!"

April Showers bring May Flowers... And Mayflowers bring Pilgrims...

We could cut Defense Spending by 20% if we just made the Pentagon into a Rectangle.

I was surprised to find out that Einstein was real... I heard that he was a Theoretical Physicist...

Why is a Catholic Woman's Body like a Clown Car at the Circus? Because Both have an Endless Stream of People Just a Popping Out!

Why is the San Francisco Bay Bridge like the Train Ride at Disneyland? They Both go from Jungle-land to Fairy-land!

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Ivanka said: "Daddy never had a garbanzo bean on his face!"

What's The Difference Between Rush Limbaugh and The Hindenburg? One is a Flaming Nazi Gasbag and the Other is an Airship!

RU/18QTPI = The jailbait equation... Are You Over 18 Cutie Pie?

Have you ever paid someone to put a Ball in a Basket?

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Homer Simpson climbs a mountain to meet the president of Kwik-E-Mart...

This iconic event happens in "Homer and Apu," Season 5, Episode 13 of The Simpsons.

When Apu is fired and replaced by actor James Woods, he and Homer travel to the Himalayas to meet the Kwik-E-Mart CEO, who lives in a mountaintop monastery.

The Encounter at the Top

After [Homer] and [Apu] climb the mountain to reach the Kwik-E-Mart Central Office, they are granted an audience with the CEO, an enlightened guru who offers to answer just three questions.

Rather than letting [Apu] ask about his job, [Homer] wastes all three questions in typical fashion:

Homer: "Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?"
CEO: "Yes."
Homer: "Really?"
CEO: "Yes."
Homer: "You?"
CEO: "Yes."

With his questions exhausted, the CEO casually sips his [Squishee], tells them his advice has been enlightening, and dismisses them with his trademark phrase: "Thank you, come again."

just to make it obvious... This super tool is sold inside of a plastic package that would require a super tool to get it out of the plastic package...

 

The Red Line is Also Curved.

Because it is Drawn on a Sphere...

The Earth!

"If the cosmos were suddenly frozen, and all movement ceased, a survey of its structure would not reveal a random distribution of parts. Simple geometrical patterns, for example, would be found in profusion — from the spirals of galaxies to the hexagonal shapes of snow crystals. Set the clockwork going, and its parts move rhythmically to laws that often can be expressed by equation of surprising simplicity. And there is no logical or a priori reason why these things should be so."

— Martin Gardner, "Order and Surprise," 1985 

(actually, There is No Need for Cessation of Motion... Just Open Your Eyes and SEE!)

French mathematician, physicist, and philosopher Sophie Germain (1776-1831). She obtained education from books in her father's library and from correspondence with mathematicians like Lagrange, Legendre, and Gauss, despite early resistance from her parents and challenges posed by society. She was a leader in the field of elasticity theory and received the top honor from the Paris Academy of Sciences for her article on the subject. Her work on Fermat's Last Theorem laid the groundwork for mathematicians to continue studying it for hundreds of years. She was unable to pursue a profession in mathematics due to discrimination against her sex, yet she worked independently all of her life. Before her death, Gauss had recommended that she be awarded an honorary degree, but that never occurred.

Do you think there will ever be a machine that will think like human beings and be more intelligent than human beings?

What is your take on this?

Let us read Richard Feynman’s Answer:

"First of all, do they think like human beings? I would say no and I’ll explain in a minute why I say no.
Second, for "whether they be more intelligent than human beings" to be a question, intelligence must first be defined. If you were to ask me are they better chess players than any human being? Possibly can be, yes, "I'll get you, some day".

-Richard Feynman" 

Plato the Cave...

Vote for Democrats Nationwide... FREE MEMES! Please Share With Friends, Family and Campaign Staff...

I read in the paper that the Democratic Party is going to spend a lot of money campaigning online... Well, Here's some Free Content for them to use in their marketing. If you know anyone that works for the Democratic Party please email them this page!

Contact me at: gregvan@yahoo.com

Remember when Trump was impeached for trying to extort Volodymyr Zelenskyy in 2019? Remember that? And remember when he was impeached a second time for inciting a violent insurrection when he lost to Joe Biden two years later? Remember that? Yeah?
No.
The White House pressured the Smithsonian to remove any mention of Donald Trump from the museum’s impeachment exhibit. And they have complied. But the impeachments of Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton are still on display, because… you know; history.

More, More, MORE! 

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Why should I vote against all Republicans?

GROK SAID:

Policy Priorities: Critics argue Republican policies often prioritize tax cuts for the wealthy and corporations, which they say increases income inequality. For example, the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act is cited as disproportionately benefiting high earners, with the top 1% seeing significant tax reductions while middle-class gains were modest, according to analyses from groups like the Tax Policy Center.

Social Issues: Many oppose Republicans for their stances on issues like abortion, same-sex marriage, or immigration. For instance, some see Republican-led efforts to restrict abortion access—especially post-Roe v. Wade overturn in 2022—as limiting personal freedoms. Similarly, policies like stricter immigration enforcement or border wall proposals are viewed by critics as inhumane or overly punitive.

Climate and Environment: Republicans are often criticized for downplaying climate change or opposing environmental regulations. Some point to figures like Donald Trump, who has called climate change a “hoax,” or to the party’s general resistance to policies like the Green New Deal, arguing this delays critical action on global warming.

Healthcare: Opponents argue Republicans have sought to dismantle the Affordable Care Act without offering a viable alternative, potentially leaving millions uninsured. The repeated attempts to repeal the ACA during Trump’s presidency are often cited as evidence of this.

Polarization and Rhetoric: Some voters are turned off by what they see as divisive or extreme rhetoric from prominent Republicans, particularly in the MAGA wing, which critics argue fuels polarization or undermines democratic norms. Events like the January 6, 2021, Capitol riot are often referenced as a consequence of such rhetoric.

Mad Magazine - a Major Part of Baby Boomer Childhoods! Don Martin Cartoons, Spy vs Spy... and The Satire of Classic Poetry and Tales... Like: Jabber-Whacky

I saw Plans for building a TV Commercial Silencer in Mad... I took Apart my Parent's TV and Installed a Switch on a Long Wire... Without Breaking the TV or Getting Electrocuted... and We Enjoyed Silence During TV Commercials for Years... Nowadays, Every remote has a MUTE Button... But Mad Magazine was Way Ahead of Its Time... With a DIY Plans Cartoon... I've Never Been Able to Find a Copy of those Plans... If you HAVE Them... Email Me: gregvan[at]yahoo[dot]com  or Leave a Comment Below!

Don Martin Cartoon - In the Operating Room

Classic Poetry Satire!

On Dreaming, After Falling Asleep Watching TV

'Twas Brillo, and the G.E. Stoves,
Did Procter-Gamble in the Glade;
All Pillsbury were the Taystee loaves
And in a Minute Maid.

"Beware the Station-Break, my son,
The voice that lulls, the ads that vex!
Beware the Doctors Claim, and shun
That horror called Brand-X!"

He took his Q-Tip'd swab in hand;
Long time the Tension Headache fought--
So Dristan he by a Mercury,
And Bayer-break'd in thought.

And as in Bufferin Gulf he stood
The Station-Break, with Rise of Tame,
Came Wisking through the Pride-hazed wood,
And Creme-Rinsed as it came!

Buy one! Buy two! We're almost through!
The Q-Tip'd Dash went Spic and Span!
He Tide Air-Wick, and with Bisquick
Went Aero-Waxing Ban.

"And hast thou Dreft the Station-Break?
Ajax the Breck, Excedrin boy!
Oh, Fab wash day, Cashmere Bouquet!"
He Handi-Wrapped in Joy.

'Twas Brillo, and the G.E. Stoves
Did Procter-Gamble in the Glade;
All Pillsbury were the Taystee loaves,
And in a Minute Maid.

At first glance, a person would think that this is a Pink Floyd lyric... but... What if the person that did the graffiti was actually asking God to Grant a wish? Did they realize that at the time I took the photograph I was actually there right then?

And God has granted His Wish! 

Seals at the mouth of the Mad River in Arcata, CA

Young people enjoying the Madaket boat ride

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