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SEO: On Google Search Console - Inspect any URL in MyBlogName: If I See "URL is not on Google"and then I Click on The TEST LIVE URL Button... I See: "URL is available to Google" - Maybe this is a workaround for the "Page actions are temporarily disabled" troubles... and Every Trick I Know for Self Promotion without Spending Money

Google Says Page Actions are Disabled Temporarily While they Improve the Search Engine... https://search.google.com/search-console/inspect

I also Paste any New Blog Post URL into 

https://developers.google.com/speed/pagespeed/insights/ 

and https://search.google.com/test/mobile-friendly

I Hope that Since this is a Way to input my URL to A GOOGLE COMPUTER maybe they will add MY Blog Post to their Search Engine Results... and Maybe I Could Use this Insight to IMPROVE the Quality of MY BLOG... and Speed Up Loading Time! Could Happen!

I Also Change the DATE PUBLISHED on My Blog Post To Today... Because Google Ranks "Fresh" Content Higher... 

I Always Include a Picture in Every Blog Posts. When Sharing the Blog Post on Social Media That Gives People a Picture to Click On.

It's Important To Remember that ALL Words on a Blogspot Blog Must be LARGE. Normal size Letters Are NOT MOBILE FRIENDLY... If You Want to Include Words that Are Not Readable By Humans - Put Them in an IMAGE: <alt> Tag... For Example... THIS IMAGE Has Hidden Words:

These Words are Hidden from view but Readable by GOOGLE Search Engine... Handy for Talking Directly to Google... Hey! Search This Page and Include It in Your INDEX... Thanks! Gregory Vanderlaan - CyberPunk Artist

I Also Paste any New Blog Post into: https://www.google.com/

This seems ODD But Someone Recommended This as a Way To Get Google to Notice a New Blog Post... and Crawl It... 

and... I Also Post the Title and the URL into Fourteen Social Media Sites. Many Visitors To This Blog Clicked on a Link They Saw on Facebook... Since It Costs Nothing, Why NOT Post my Words of Wisdom on... Parler, Gab, Ello, Mastodon, Minds, Twitter, Deviant Art, Linkedin, Liker, Tumblr, Flipboard and Occupy Dot Com - I Can't Post to REDDIT... I'm Forbidden... Too Much Self Promoting SPAM... I Can't Post to Stumbleupon... Blogspot is Forbidden... 

~~~~~~ (~);-} ~~~~~~~

Akshay Chandra Suggested Entering My URL into Pinging Services... Might be Worthy! Try These... 

 http://pingomatic.com/ -

 http://www.pingfarm.com/index.php - 

https://www.pingmyurls.com/

https://vidooly.com/blog/how-to-submit-your-blog-to-google-in-5-minutes-70-free-blog-directories/

On Google Search Console - Inspect any URL in myblog.name.com: WORKAROUND

I Often Copy and Paste All the words and Pictures of My Google Blogspot Blog Posts onto a Wordpress Blog... 
That way there are MANY LINKS TO MY Blog at  https://gvan42.blogspot.com/

Blogger offers a Widget Called "Blog Archive" - I Use a TWO COLUMN Blog Layout and Place that Widget in the Right Hand Column... It's a Handy Way for me to COPY AND PASTE an Entire Month's LINKS to Everything I Wrote in that Month... AND THAT LETS ME MAKE My Posts into  a LINK FARM! and Make my Wordpress Blog into a LINK FARM! TOO...

Be Aware that On a PHONE The Right Hand Column VANISHES and All My Links ARE NOT SHOWN... Google's Blogger Displays Only the Column With the Actual Blog Posts Including Real Content... I also Like Copying and Pasting the Results of the "Popular Posts" Widget into My Actual Blog Posts so that People Using a Phone Have Handy Links To Click on at The Bottom of the Post... 

For Example: Here are Links to Everything I Wrote in The Month of May 2020... 

It's The End of the Internal Combustion Engine Era... Yes, It Was Groovy to Drive around in a Painted Hippie Truck BUT... Those Days Are Long Gone... WAKE UP! --->Solar Cars<--- Electric Vehicles are the Future.

America Was Greatest in 1969. We Walked on the Moon, Danced at Woodstock, Rioted at The Stonewall Bar and The BioWeapon AIDS Had Not Been Deployed Yet. MAKE AMERICA GROOVY AGAIN.
https://www.zazzle.com/make_america_groovy_again_embroidered_baseball_cap-233127261589788104
The End of the Internal Combustion Engine Era. My Truck: When I Drove By People Smiled... Some Saluted!
My Truck: When I Drove By People Smiled... Some Saluted!
Photo of a Solar Car - Electric Vehicles are the Future - covered with solar cells
Solar Car - Electric Vehicles are the Future.
We Can Engineer our way out of
Endless Wars for OIL. 

Use this Link to Contact your US Senators...
and use This one for Representatives in the House...

YOU MAY READ MORE BLOG POSTS ON SIMILAR 
SUBJECTS BY USING THE HANDY LABELS BELOW... 
Click and Enjoy the Bliss!

Support the United Auto Workers Strike! Refuse to Buy a New Car from General Motors! (As If Anyone Has Money to Buy a Car in this FAILED Trump Economy...)

It seems like Everything about the Culture of the Internal Combustion Engine is Going Crazy these Days. Notice a TREND? Consider:
1. Global Climate Strike 9/20 and Shutdown Washington DC 9/23 Civil Disobedience - Traffic Block.  
2. Saudi Arabian Oil Refinery on Fire - Price of Oil Goes UP! 
3. UAW Labor Union Strike. 
4. Oil Tanker Hijacking in the Middle East. 
5. New Car Sales Down Nationwide. 
6. Global Warming Causes Wildfires in Alaska, Siberia, Brazil and Indonesia. 
7. Climate Change Causes Massive Hurricanes... Now Spawning Tornadoes! 
8. Endless Traffic Jams in Every City... Gridlock All Day Long... 
9. Gas Powered Leaf Blowers Outlawed in Many Cities... GET A Freaking RAKE! No Gas Required! 
10. Construction of the "BIG U" Dike in Manhattan, NYC to Prevent Flooding Due to Rising Sea Level. Real Estate becomes Worthless when the Streets are Under Water... 

Remember: When You Drive a Car, You Choke Greta Thunberg and all Her Classmates... 


Happy Alien Free Coloring Book Art... Many More Drawings at: Google Image Search Keyword: gvan42
Happy Alien Free Coloring Book Art...
Many More Drawings at:
Google Image Search Keyword: gvan42

Back when I was Smoking Marijuana This Blog was very Popular. Over a Thousand Visits a Day. Now that I quit, I get an average of 150 Hits a day... Deep Sigh...

I Guess that I was Creating More interesting Pages when High. I was writing Absurdist Fiction, Travel Photo Pages, Political Ranting and Raving and Psychedelic ART... 

I still do that but I find it very difficult to THINK UP IDEAS for my stories... Just like Edgar Allen Poe and Lewis Carroll, my work was Drug Fueled... 

and Google changed their search algorithm to ignore a trick I thought up when stoned to boost Search Engine Optimization... I copied and pasted ALL THE WORDS from my LABELS File into a blog post and so IF any of those words were searched for... my page was selected by Google... Since there were about 3,000 words in that File, almost every Google Search returned my Blog... Well, That Trick Does Not Work Anymore. 

It looks like this but goes on and on and on...

(~);-}, #13, #299, #BerserkerPOTUS, #BillionDollarLoser, #BogusPotus, #DitchMitch, #DumpDrumpf, #DumpTrump, #hemp, #ImpeachTrump, #MAGAbomber, #nodapl, #ReleaseTheReport, #runaway  

Those were the days!


Blog visits increased dramatically when I was smoking Marijuana - better quality work? or just my google label/keyword trick fooling the search engine - we will never know - gvan42
Blog visits increased dramatically when I was smoking Marijuana - better quality work? or just my google label/keyword trick fooling the search engine - we will never know - gvan42

One problem with having a popular Blog is that My PARANOIA was higher then... maybe that was a side effect of smoking weed but... since I rant and rave about US Government Corruption, Republicans Doing Evil, Ecology, Freedom, liberty and Legalization of Psychedelics and Marijuana... I believed that maybe the FBI, CIA, NSA and Law Enforcement was ANGRY about me exposing their horrible behavior... I do know that they READ INTERNET BLOGS and Social Media so It is entirely possible that I am on a Government List... of Potential Troublemakers that need to be spirited away to secret Concentration Camps... 

and then I noticed a LOT of Unmarked White Vans and Trucks that would park in front of My Neighbors Houses... 

So, one day I drove to the Avenue of the Giants near Eureka and walked across a footbridge to the other side of the EEL river... and felt safe! 

unsolved mysteries 9/11 question airplane hit building near a corner but did not lean towards the damage - defying the laws of physics
unsolved mysteries 9/11 question airplane hit building near a corner but did not lean towards the damage - defying the laws of physics
American Fatalities 9/11 twice as many people died in the reaction to the attack as did in the attack - Bin Laden tricked America into killing Ourselves and Blowing up Iraq - a country that had Nothing to do with 9/11, no WMD and No ties to Al-Qaeda
American Fatalities 9/11 - twice as many people died in the reaction to the attack as did in the attack - Bin Laden tricked America into killing Ourselves and Blowing up Iraq - a country that had Nothing to do with 9/11, no WMD and No ties to Al-Qaeda


Comparison of Airplane Crash Wreckage between Ethiopian Boeing Max 8 and Pentagon 9/11 shows a dramatic difference in the quantity of debris. Especially the Jet Engines.

They were burnt and bent but totally complete. If you examine photographs from the Pentagon on 9/11 is is obvious that "The plane just magically vanished." Sure, there was a giant ball of fire but those engines are large and made of little fan blades and they melt into a distorted shape but... There all that metal still exists... in a distorted shape...  

To this day there are NO PHOTOGRAPHS OF AN AIRPLANE FLYING INTO THE PENTAGON ON 9/11/2001... Very Odd... 

Boeing Jet Airplane Crash in Ethiopia - Engine Debris
Boeing Jet Airplane Crash in Ethiopia - Engine Debris
9/11 Pentagon Airplane Crash Debris - OOH So Shiny!
9/11 Pentagon Airplane Crash Debris - OOH, So Shiny!


Secretary Rumsfeld Interview with Parade Magazine

Presenter: Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld
October 12, 2001

(Interview with Lyric Wallwork Winik, Parade Magazine)

"Here we're talking about plastic knives and using an American Airlines flight filed with our citizens, and the missile to damage this building and similar (inaudible) that damaged the World Trade Center. The only way to deal with this problem is by taking the battle to the terrorists, wherever they are, and dealing with them." 

The Interview Took Place In Rumsfeld's Office... at the Pentagon... So that's the Building he is referring to... 

Originally Published on DEFENSE.GOV

We ought to Prohibit Car and Truck Advertisements on Television Just like we Prohibit Cigarette Ads. The Internal Combustion Engine is Killing US.

Advertisements on TV make it seem like it's Socially Acceptable to drive a Car or Truck...
Those Ads Increase Sales and Speed the Destruction Human Life on our Planet...

We need to move away from Gas Powered Vehicles... They CAUSE Global Warming... Hurricanes, Wildfires and ODD rain patterns... Droughts in one area and Floods Elsewhere...

We need Electric Cars Everywhere... and those cars need to be Dramatically Better...

What about placing solar cells on the roof of the car and the hood?
Every time the car was in the sunshine it would charge...





How can we remain competitive in the global marketplace if everybody's stoned? asks Governor Jerry Brown... VERY WELL, THANK YOU. Traffic on my blog increased dramatically about October 1st, 2016. The day they legalized Marijuana in Oregon. I was there. I shopped..

Do YOU want to succeed in business? SMOKE CANNABIS. What if we legalized Cannabis Nationwide? Would we create more successful computer scientists? Apple Computer - Steve Jobs - LSD - The Mouse - GET a CLUE! Getting Stoned Works. We can make America Great Again if we simply put down to guns and pick up the BONG. http://www.vandergreg.com/




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*Free Coloring Book Art by gvan42 - UFO and Alien Hieroglyphics

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*Photographs of a Journey to the Headwaters Forest - Now a State Reserve... Near Eureka, CA - Plus The Story of How It Came To Be!

*Rainbow Gathering July 1-7, 2024 Will Be In CALIFORNIA... Exact Location To Be Revealed June 15th... and As Soon as I Know, I'll Post Driving Directions and Maps Here... What IS The Rainbow Gathering? For Me, It's Woodstock with Amateur Musicians and I'm in the Band... It's a Week Long Backpack Trip for Thousands of People...


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*Numbers have Cultural Meanings... A list from Zero to Infinity and Beyond... For example: 007 Means James Bond. 420 Means Marijuana. 5150 means Insane... and... 420 + 5150 = REEFER MADNESS!

*"Conspiracy Theories" that are ACTUALLY TRUE. MKULTRA, Cointelpro, CIA-Contra-Cocaine, Donald Rumsfeld Selling Weapons to Saddam Hussein, UFOs are Real... Sometimes people dismiss Truth as "Just a Conspiracy Theory" because they Don't LIKE THE TRUTH.

1967: The Summer of Love... San Francisco, Hippies, Flower Power, Peace, The Diggers, Haight Ashbury, LSD and the Grateful Dead. It certainly has been a Long Strange Trip. Congratulations to all those of us who have survived... One thing is for certain...The culture of the United States was radically different After the 1960's...



*American History: "The Thunder Machine" was a Giant Sheet Metal Sculpture that you Got Inside and Played like a Drum. Made by Ron Boise and used at Ken Kesey's Acid Tests.

For Maximum Effect, Don't Read This Book. Write Your Own! --- "Lessons Learned" by Gregory Vanderlaan. A Lifetime of Trial, Error and Survival Yielded These Words of Wisdom...

My Biff Rose Trip: Driving To a Cabin in the Woods - down The Coast of California from Arcata thru Ft Bragg to Mendocino... An Excellent Adventure!

How To Remove Smoke from Indoor Air. Tape a Filter to a Box Fan. During Wildfire Season the Air Indoors is Bad to Breathe...


Pretty Soon the Filter Turns Brown
from Smoke, Pollen and Dust.

Who WAS Ram Dass? In the Sixties, He was a Psychedelics Researcher and Promoter at Harvard with Dr. Timothy Leary. (LSD, Magic Mushrooms and Peyote) Then He went to India Looking for Enlightenment and Met a Guru. Changed His Name and Published a Great Book... "Remember: Be Here Now" - It Has His Autobiography and then Many ART Drawings Explaining Eastern Religion. Real Name: Dr. Richard Alpert...


Who WAS Ram Dass? In the Sixties, He was a Psychedelics Researcher and Promoter at Harvard with Dr. Timothy Leary. (LSD, Magic Mushrooms and Peyote)


My Autobiography: Growing Up in Los Gatos, California in the 1960s by Gregory Vanderlaan - and Living in San Jose, Washington DC, Chico, Eureka and Orangevale, CA.

I Was Born in 1954. We lived Near the San Jose Airport until they Started Landing Jet Airplanes and We had to move... We went to Los Gatos in 1960. I lived there until graduation from Los Gatos High School in 1972... an Ideal Childhood... FYI: Los Gatos is about 50 miles South of San Francisco on the edge of the mountains between San Jose and Santa Cruz.

I Went to West Valley Jr. College, learned electronics drafting and got a job at System Industries in Santa Clara... I feel blessed that not only did I grow up in a great location but I also grew up at a great time. I missed the Vietnam War by ONE Year and Silicon Valley Was Hiring Like Crazy When I Needed a Job.
Peace Sign Pie Chart
History of the Vietnam War. 58,000 Americans Died for Nothing... Something They Don't Teach in School Now... "Too Controversial" -

During the 1950s Americans went into a Mad Panic about Communists taking over the world. We built thousands of Nuclear Missiles and Fallout Shelters. The US Congress had witch hunts (Joe McCarthy-HUAC) to expose "Commies" who worked in The Hollywood Movie business and blacklisted folksingers that were leading our young people astray with Labor Union Organizing songs.


During the height of this hysteria Vice President Richard Nixon went on Television and explained "The Domino Principle" while pointing to a map of Asia. His theory was...

READ MORE: https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2017/11/a-brief-history-of-vietnam-war-58000.html

Who Won the War? DOW CHEMICAL AND HUGHES AIRCRAFT. Selling Napalm, Agent Orange and Helicopters...

Military Death Chart USA

AMERICA'S BOGUS WARS - Since 1945, The US Military Has Never Defended The USA, Not Even Once.

Ever since Victory in Japan, All of Our Wars have been Marketing to Sell Weapons for the Military Industrial Complex.







Free Coloring Book Art by gvan42 - UFO and Alien Hieroglyphics