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Math Jokes, Memes and Cartoons... Laughs a Plenty... Plus FREE Meme: "If We Can Ban Books, We Can Ban Assault Rifles." on an American Flag!


Math Cartoon and Meme - Jokes - a collection by gvan42 
Math Cartoon and Meme - Jokes - a collection by gvan42

Math Cartoon and Meme - Jokes - a collection by gvan42

Math Cartoon and Meme - Jokes - a collection by gvan42

Math Cartoon and Meme - Jokes - a collection by gvan42

Math Cartoon and Meme - Jokes - a collection by gvan42

Math Cartoon and Meme - Jokes - a collection by gvan42
The Red Line is Also Curved.
Because it is Drawn on a Sphere...
The Earth!

"If the cosmos were suddenly frozen, and all movement ceased, a survey of its structure would not reveal a random distribution of parts. Simple geometrical patterns, for example, would be found in profusion — from the spirals of galaxies to the hexagonal shapes of snow crystals. Set the clockwork going, and its parts move rhythmically to laws that often can be expressed by equation of surprising simplicity. And there is no logical or a priori reason why these things should be so."

— Martin Gardner, "Order and Surprise," 1985 

(actually, There is No Need for Cessation of Motion... Just Open Your Eyes and SEE!)

Math Cartoon and Meme - Jokes - a collection by gvan42

French mathematician, physicist, and philosopher Sophie Germain (1776-1831). She obtained education from books in her father's library and from correspondence with mathematicians like Lagrange, Legendre, and Gauss, despite early resistance from her parents and challenges posed by society. She was a leader in the field of elasticity theory and received the top honor from the Paris Academy of Sciences for her article on the subject. Her work on Fermat's Last Theorem laid the groundwork for mathematicians to continue studying it for hundreds of years. She was unable to pursue a profession in mathematics due to discrimination against her sex, yet she worked independently all of her life. Before her death, Gauss had recommended that she be awarded an honorary degree, but that never occurred.

Math Cartoon and Meme - Jokes - a collection by gvan42

Do you think there will ever be a machine that will think like human beings and be more intelligent than human beings?

What is your take on this?

Let us read Richard Feynman’s Answer:

"First of all, do they think like human beings? I would say no and I’ll explain in a minute why I say no.
Second, for "whether they be more intelligent than human beings" to be a question, intelligence must first be defined. If you were to ask me are they better chess players than any human
 being? Possibly can be, yes, "I'll get you, some day".

-Richard Feynman" 

meme "If We Can Ban Books, We Can Ban Assault Rifles."


Math and Science MEMES - Jokes! Take a Break and Have a Laugh!

Mobius Strip Joke
Math Roller Coaster Joke Cartoon

Cute Robot advertisement

Statistics Cartoon

Cute Angles Dating App - cartoon


"We find ourselves awash in an ocean of information online. This information ocean is getting more turbulent every single day. The only tools we have to navigate through this maelstrom are the critical thinking skills that we are trying to develop in people as scientists."

This week's quote is from Anu Ojha, co-director of the National Space Centre in Leicester, England:

paranormal curves statistics cartoon

Kurt Vonnegut Quote

welcome to the world of tomorrow - spoke in that Futurama Voice!

Welcome to the World of Tomorrow! Futurama 

Bacteria word problems cartoon

student loan flee the country cartoon

question authority cartoon math

triangle cartoon jokes

and Now for something Completely Different!

marketing meme




A lot of people seem to be missing the point of this meme.
The concept of "real men do x" comes from decades of marketing. None of it has to do with "being a man". It is simply a marketing gimmick to control men's behavior.
"Real me drink beer" is an attempt to make men feel that if they don't drink beer, they are less of a man.
Same with the rest.
None of it is true.
All of it is marketing started to benefit someone in some way, usually financially.
The Jordan Petersons and Andrew Tates of the world use this tactic regularly.
Toxic masculinity is largely rooted in and created by the abundance of this sort of marketing...convincing men to conform and consume in a way that is beneficial to the marketer.

Memes and Cartoons designed to AWAKEN Brainwashed Trumpanzees

Memes and Cartoons designed to AWAKEN Brainwashed Trumpanzees

Memes and Cartoons designed to AWAKEN Brainwashed Trumpanzees

Memes and Cartoons designed to AWAKEN Brainwashed Trumpanzees

Memes and Cartoons designed to AWAKEN Brainwashed Trumpanzees

Memes and Cartoons designed to AWAKEN Brainwashed Trumpanzees

Memes and Cartoons designed to AWAKEN Brainwashed Trumpanzees

Memes and Cartoons designed to AWAKEN Brainwashed Trumpanzees

Memes and Cartoons designed to AWAKEN Brainwashed Trumpanzees

Memes and Cartoons designed to AWAKEN Brainwashed Trumpanzees

Memes and Cartoons designed to AWAKEN Brainwashed Trumpanzees

Jim Jordan False Meme

Banning Books False Meme
SCOTUS is Corrupt - Impeach 'em NOW - bribery

SCOTUS is Corrupt - Impeach 'em NOW - bribery

I'm WOKE and Proud Of It

I'm WOKE and Proud Of It - MORE RON OR MORON?

I'm WOKE and Proud Of It - #ArrestTrump #LockHimUp

I'm WOKE and Proud Of It - #ArrestTrump #LockHimUp


#Runaway from the Republican Party. They Hate Women. They Hate Blacks. They Hate Hispanics. They Hate Gays. They Hate Veterans. They Hate Young People. They Hate College Graduates. WHO IS LEFT???

Uneducated Old White Men... 
and They are Dying Every Day.

Women Voting Republican Cartoon - Robert Crumb

Remember: ANTI-VAX LIES On The Internet Have Killed Off More Republicans Than Democrats. THANK YOU FOR DYING! We Certainly Don't Need People Like That in the Future... 

More than 1.1 million Americans have died from COVID-19. It Seems that It Wasn't a "Democratic Hoax" After All... Trump Lied, People Died... 

Studies have also found that more Republicans than Democrats have died from COVID-19. According to a study, excess death rates in Florida and Ohio were 76% higher among registered Republicans than Democrats from March 2020 to December 2021.

Covid death rates are higher among Republicans than Democrats, mounting evidence shows. Lower vaccination rates among Republicans could explain the partisan gap, but some researchers say mask use and social distancing were bigger factors.






Home Schooling is a Bad Idea. Guaranteed to Raise Poorly Educated Children That are Susceptible to QAnon Brainwashing... and MUCH MORE Goes on at Public School... For Example:

Team Sports... Children Learn How to Get Along With Other People and Work Towards a Common Goal... and IN LIFE there Will Be Many Other People... For Example: AT WORK... It's Useful To Have Years of Practice Getting Along...  

The Bottom Line is That REAL TEACHERS Are Better at Teaching... Especially Science and Math... There Really is More to Science than "God Did It." There is More to Math Than Pushing Buttons on a Calculator!  

and I'm in Favor of Teaching ACCURATE American History... For Example: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQOaUnSmJr8

The Song "Teach Your Children" by Crosby Stills, Nash, Young and Garcia has an Excellent Animation... all about American History... 

Another Thing we Learned in School was SEX EDUCATION... I'm Really Glad I Learned Where Babies Come From...  It Isn't STORKS!

ALSO... I was a Member of the Drama Club and Performed in School Plays... I played Music in Bands and Performed at School Assemblies and At The Teen Club... You Can't do that with Home Schooling...

AWAKEN QAnon FREAKS!

I was Duped - QAnon Shaman
This Post was Motivated by: 
Some Guy on FaceBorg Said:

Ugh I just got an email from a far right group saying homeschooling is best to avoid indoctrination of 'our' children. I've been teaching my son how not to be indoctrinated by anyone, including myself. He will not be indoctrinated in the home and he won't be indoctrinated outside it if I've trained him well enough in critical thinking, reasoning, and respect for opinions across the spectrum of human thought.

One teacher said : "Parents, I don't have the persuasive or indoctrinating powers some of you might think I have. If I had those powers, I'd probably be using it to instill good hygiene and study habits in your kids, but alas I don't" (paraphrase). I loved all of my teachers - even the 'bad' ones as they taught me something else entirely.



BOINK! and 16 other math magic art visions by Greg Vanderlaan - Totally Trippy!


BOINK! psychedelic Art by gvan42


Arrest Putin - Map - He's Crazy - gvan42
Apparently, Putin is Insane... Russians Need To ARREST PUTIN! and Then The NEW President Could Simply Say: "WAR IS OVER! and All Our Troubles are Former Guy's Fault." The Words in Russian Say Arrest Putin! Just in Case this meme gets posted in Russia Somehow...

Psychedelic Art by gvan42 - #ArrestTrump

Psychedelic Art by gvan42 - #ArrestTrump

Psychedelic Art by gvan42 - #ArrestTrump

Psychedelic Art by gvan42 - #ArrestTrump


I'll have to write my own list!
In no particular order...

The Monkeywrench Gang by Edward Abbey,
1984 by George Orwell,
The Search for the Manchurian Candidate by John Marks,
The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe,
The Whole Earth Catalog by Stewart Brand,
One Flew Over The Coo Coo's Nest by Ken Kesey,
My Problem Child by Dr Albert Hofmann,
Remember, Be Here Now by Ram Dass,
The Psychedelic Experience by Dr Timothy Leary and Dr Richard Alpert,
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenence by Robert Pirsig,
America's Bogus Wars by Gregory Vanderlaan,
Island by Aldous Huxley,
Foundation by Isaac Asimov,
Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein,
You are not the Target by Laura Huxley,
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley,
The Time Machine by HG Wells,
Around the World in 80 Days by Jules Verne,
Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol,
Thru the Looking Glass by Lewis Carrol,
The Wizard of OZ by Frank Baum,
Tom Sawyer - Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain,
The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allen Poe (and Everything
else he wrote),
The Call of Cthulu by HP Lovecraft,
The Teachings of don Juan by Carlos Castaneda,
The Four Agreements by don Miguel Ruiz,
The Art of the Failed Deal by don Trump,
Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds
by Charles Mackay,
The Hound of the Baskervilles by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle,
2001 by Arthur C. Clarke,
Dune by Frank Herbert,
The Black Cloud by Fred Hoyle,
The Lord of the Rings by J R R Tolkien,
The Hobbit by J R R Tolkien,
#France1789 by Gregory Vanderlaan,
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card,
The Bible by Various Authors (Matthew, Mark, Luke, John,
Ezekiel, Enoch, Peter, Paul and Mary),
Still Here by Ram Dass,
The Caves of Steel by Isaac Asimov,
I, Robot by Isaac Asimov,
Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley,
Autobiography of a Yogi by Paramahansa Yogananda,
Alcoholics Anonymous by Bill W.

Psychedelic Art by gvan42 - #ArrestTrump

Psychedelic Art by gvan42 - #ArrestTrump

Psychedelic Art by gvan42 - #ArrestTrump

Psychedelic Art by gvan42 - #ArrestTrump

Psychedelic Art by gvan42 - #ArrestTrump

Psychedelic Art by gvan42 - #ArrestTrump

Psychedelic Art by gvan42 - #ArrestTrump

Psychedelic Art by gvan42 - #ArrestTrump

Psychedelic Art by gvan42 - #ArrestTrump

Psychedelic Art by gvan42 - #ArrestTrump

Instead of Buying Gasoline, Take this Virtual Journey: Lost Coast, CA, USA on Highway 211 - From Victorian Ferndale to The Beach, the Mountains of Mateel to the Avenue of the Giants. Humboldt County.

https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2022/03/a-virtual-drive-thru-remote-humboldt.html

It's an Excellent Part of Planet Earth. 

Start a Few Miles South of Eureka on Highway 101. 




Cross Made out of Two Telephone Poles - Honeydew
Cross Made Out of Two Telephone Poles 
at the Mount Saint Mercy Sobriety Retreat.
Somewhere between Petrolia and Honeydew... 
When I took this Picture the Wind 
was Blowing the Clouds Around... 
It was Quite Exciting to be 
on the Top of the World... 

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*"Conspiracy Theories" that are ACTUALLY TRUE. MKULTRA, Cointelpro, CIA-Contra-Cocaine, Donald Rumsfeld Selling Weapons to Saddam Hussein, UFOs are Real... Sometimes people dismiss Truth as "Just a Conspiracy Theory" because they Don't LIKE THE TRUTH.

1967: The Summer of Love... San Francisco, Hippies, Flower Power, Peace, The Diggers, Haight Ashbury, LSD and the Grateful Dead. It certainly has been a Long Strange Trip. Congratulations to all those of us who have survived... One thing is for certain...The culture of the United States was radically different After the 1960's...



*American History: "The Thunder Machine" was a Giant Sheet Metal Sculpture that you Got Inside and Played like a Drum. Made by Ron Boise and used at Ken Kesey's Acid Tests.

For Maximum Effect, Don't Read This Book. Write Your Own! --- "Lessons Learned" by Gregory Vanderlaan. A Lifetime of Trial, Error and Survival Yielded These Words of Wisdom...

My Biff Rose Trip: Driving To a Cabin in the Woods - down The Coast of California from Arcata thru Ft Bragg to Mendocino... An Excellent Adventure!

How To Remove Smoke from Indoor Air. Tape a Filter to a Box Fan. During Wildfire Season the Air Indoors is Bad to Breathe...


Pretty Soon the Filter Turns Brown
from Smoke, Pollen and Dust.

Who WAS Ram Dass? In the Sixties, He was a Psychedelics Researcher and Promoter at Harvard with Dr. Timothy Leary. (LSD, Magic Mushrooms and Peyote) Then He went to India Looking for Enlightenment and Met a Guru. Changed His Name and Published a Great Book... "Remember: Be Here Now" - It Has His Autobiography and then Many ART Drawings Explaining Eastern Religion. Real Name: Dr. Richard Alpert...


Who WAS Ram Dass? In the Sixties, He was a Psychedelics Researcher and Promoter at Harvard with Dr. Timothy Leary. (LSD, Magic Mushrooms and Peyote)


My Autobiography: Growing Up in Los Gatos, California in the 1960s by Gregory Vanderlaan - and Living in San Jose, Washington DC, Chico, Eureka and Orangevale, CA.

I Was Born in 1954. We lived Near the San Jose Airport until they Started Landing Jet Airplanes and We had to move... We went to Los Gatos in 1960. I lived there until graduation from Los Gatos High School in 1972... an Ideal Childhood... FYI: Los Gatos is about 50 miles South of San Francisco on the edge of the mountains between San Jose and Santa Cruz.

I Went to West Valley Jr. College, learned electronics drafting and got a job at System Industries in Santa Clara... I feel blessed that not only did I grow up in a great location but I also grew up at a great time. I missed the Vietnam War by ONE Year and Silicon Valley Was Hiring Like Crazy When I Needed a Job.
Peace Sign Pie Chart
History of the Vietnam War. 58,000 Americans Died for Nothing... Something They Don't Teach in School Now... "Too Controversial" -

During the 1950s Americans went into a Mad Panic about Communists taking over the world. We built thousands of Nuclear Missiles and Fallout Shelters. The US Congress had witch hunts (Joe McCarthy-HUAC) to expose "Commies" who worked in The Hollywood Movie business and blacklisted folksingers that were leading our young people astray with Labor Union Organizing songs.


During the height of this hysteria Vice President Richard Nixon went on Television and explained "The Domino Principle" while pointing to a map of Asia. His theory was...

READ MORE: https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2017/11/a-brief-history-of-vietnam-war-58000.html

Who Won the War? DOW CHEMICAL AND HUGHES AIRCRAFT. Selling Napalm, Agent Orange and Helicopters...

Military Death Chart USA

AMERICA'S BOGUS WARS - Since 1945, The US Military Has Never Defended The USA, Not Even Once.

Ever since Victory in Japan, All of Our Wars have been Marketing to Sell Weapons for the Military Industrial Complex.







Free Coloring Book Art by gvan42 - UFO and Alien Hieroglyphics