Math and Science MEMES - Jokes! Take a Break and Have a Laugh!

"We find ourselves awash in an ocean of information online. This information ocean is getting more turbulent every single day. The only tools we have to navigate through this maelstrom are the critical thinking skills that we are trying to develop in people as scientists."

This week's quote is from Anu Ojha, co-director of the National Space Centre in Leicester, England:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiwA0JrGfjA

Welcome to the World of Tomorrow! Futurama 

and Now for something Completely Different!

A lot of people seem to be missing the point of this meme.

The concept of "real men do x" comes from decades of marketing. None of it has to do with "being a man". It is simply a marketing gimmick to control men's behavior.

"Real me drink beer" is an attempt to make men feel that if they don't drink beer, they are less of a man.

Same with the rest.

None of it is true.

All of it is marketing started to benefit someone in some way, usually financially.

The Jordan Petersons and Andrew Tates of the world use this tactic regularly.

Toxic masculinity is largely rooted in and created by the abundance of this sort of marketing...convincing men to conform and consume in a way that is beneficial to the marketer.

#Runaway from the Republican Party. They Hate Women. They Hate Blacks. They Hate Hispanics. They Hate Gays. They Hate Veterans. They Hate Young People. They Hate College Graduates. WHO IS LEFT???

Uneducated Old White Men... 

and They are Dying Every Day.

Remember: ANTI-VAX LIES On The Internet Have Killed Off More Republicans Than Democrats. THANK YOU FOR DYING! We Certainly Don't Need People Like That in the Future... 

More than 1.1 million Americans have died from COVID-19. It Seems that It Wasn't a "Democratic Hoax" After All... Trump Lied, People Died... 

Studies have also found that more Republicans than Democrats have died from COVID-19. According to a study, excess death rates in Florida and Ohio were 76% higher among registered Republicans than Democrats from March 2020 to December 2021.

https://www.usnews.com/news/the-report/articles/2023-03-10/three-years-into-the-pandemic-who-is-dying-from-covid-19-now

Covid death rates are higher among Republicans than Democrats, mounting evidence shows. Lower vaccination rates among Republicans could explain the partisan gap, but some researchers say mask use and social distancing were bigger factors.

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/covid-death-rates-higher-republicans-democrats-why-rcna50883

Mad Magazine - a Major Part of Baby Boomer Childhoods! Don Martin Cartoons, Spy vs Spy... and The Satire of Classic Poetry and Tales... Like: Jabber-Whacky

I saw Plans for building a TV Commercial Silencer in Mad... I took Apart my Parent's TV and Installed a Switch on a Long Wire... Without Breaking the TV or Getting Electrocuted... and We Enjoyed Silence During TV Commercials for Years... Nowadays, Every remote has a MUTE Button... But Mad Magazine was Way Ahead of Its Time... With a DIY Plans Cartoon... I've Never Been Able to Find a Copy of those Plans... If you HAVE Them... Email Me: gregvan[at]yahoo[dot]com  or Leave a Comment Below!

Don Martin Cartoon - In the Operating Room

Classic Poetry Satire!

On Dreaming, After Falling Asleep Watching TV

'Twas Brillo, and the G.E. Stoves,
Did Procter-Gamble in the Glade;
All Pillsbury were the Taystee loaves
And in a Minute Maid.

"Beware the Station-Break, my son,
The voice that lulls, the ads that vex!
Beware the Doctors Claim, and shun
That horror called Brand-X!"

He took his Q-Tip'd swab in hand;
Long time the Tension Headache fought--
So Dristan he by a Mercury,
And Bayer-break'd in thought.

And as in Bufferin Gulf he stood
The Station-Break, with Rise of Tame,
Came Wisking through the Pride-hazed wood,
And Creme-Rinsed as it came!

Buy one! Buy two! We're almost through!
The Q-Tip'd Dash went Spic and Span!
He Tide Air-Wick, and with Bisquick
Went Aero-Waxing Ban.

"And hast thou Dreft the Station-Break?
Ajax the Breck, Excedrin boy!
Oh, Fab wash day, Cashmere Bouquet!"
He Handi-Wrapped in Joy.

'Twas Brillo, and the G.E. Stoves
Did Procter-Gamble in the Glade;
All Pillsbury were the Taystee loaves,
And in a Minute Maid.

Silly Cartoons and MEMEs - Just for fun... We ALL Need a Laugh!

 A Friend of Mine got a Bachelors Degree in the History of Ancient Egypt, but Then He Couldn't Find a JOB... So He's Working on a PhD so He Can Teach College... His Education Plan is LITERALLY A PYRAMID SCHEME!

and then I SHARE IT AGAIN... Because 

My Readers Have Found It WORTHY!

I'm watching Ancient Aliens and they are Saying that a 110 Hz Tone allows the Listener to Contact the Gods... or go into a trance... or SOMETHING... https://www.szynalski.com/tone-generator/ Make sure you choose SINE Waves as Square, Triangle and Sawtooth are really annoying! I'm wearing headphones NOW... I wonder if this note is playable on a bass guitar... one of the Strings IS AN "A" in standard tuning! Did Phil Lesh Do This to Us??? One thing I Do Remember is that he Played an "E" to Start the Song "The Other One"

I'm looking out the window at Our Crepe Myrtle Tree that is in Full Bloom with Red Flowers and... The Bees Love It! Seeing Bees fills me with Hope for the Future as Bees are required for Some Types of Food Growing... and Human Life depends on Food Eating...

I Just turned the Pitch down to 60 Hz... a Famous Frequency because AC POWER Oscillates at 60 Hz... and Electric Guitars that have a Single Coil Pickup will hum at that Freq... That's why some Guitars have HUMBUCKER Pickups...

Supposedly 8 Hz Causes Fear... Here we Go!

I Don't Feel Fear but the Sound has individual Tones going wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka... Eight Wakkas per second!

and sliding the Freak Slider up and Down Reminds me of The Soundtrack for the Movie Forbidden Planet!

OMG! That's Not Hunter Biden... 

It's First Hooker Melania Trump!

https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2023/07/empty-greene_22.html

and then on FaceBorg there were MANY Comments about how a Liberal Arts Education is TOTALLY WORTHWHILE... I Guess That this is a Touchy Subject for People That Took Bullsh*t Classes in College... and REFUSE to Admit it was all WORTHLESS. Not ME! I Didn't Spend Thousands of Dollars on Quack Quack Quack... 

Rubber Stamp for Sale Zazzle Gregvan 

I'm "WOKE" and Proud Of IT!

ALL My "WOKE" Merchandise!

New Twitter Logo is also Used by the 

PORN MOVIE Industry...

Rated "X" or "XXX"

Twitter's New Logo "X" Was also used by the Losers of the Civil War

Someone on FaceBorg Asked: What's something you were required to learn in school that you've never used in your adult life?

In College, a BSCIS degree required One Calculus Class and a BSCS required Two... So I chose BS Computer Information Systems just to avoid the second class.

and his reply was: Good decision. Half of my classmates dropped the class after the mid-term. I stuck it out. It wasn’t a fun or interesting nor beneficial class. 

and I asked... "Of What Value is Knowing Calculus?" and a Fellow student said: "It's used to design nuclear power plants and atom bombs." and I Replied: "OH! It's Evil Too!"

and he said: It was not a very practical class for me, a business major who has a keen interest in history. I think they should have offered a creativity class or speed reading. Or logic 101 instead.

and I Replied: as a computer designer/draftsman in a factory... I DID USE arithmetic, geometry, algebra and trigonometry... but never calculus...

WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE IN COMMON? 

Allen Weisselburg=Guilty, Stewart Rhodes=Guilty,  

Kelly Meggs=Guilty, Jesse Benton=Guilty, 

Lev Parnas=Guilty, Igor Fruman=Guilty, Steve 

Bannon=Guilty, Nikolas Cruz=Guilty, John 

Lambert=Guilty, Roger Stone=Guilty, Paul 

Manafort=Guilty, Mike Flynn=Guilty, Michael 

Cohen=Guilty, Rick Gates=Guilty, George 

Papadopoulos=Guilty, Alexander Vanderzwaan=Guilty, 

Duncan Hunter=Guilty, Chris Collins=Guilty and 

Over 900 QAnon Freaks Have Been Arrested for 

Storming the US Capitol on January 6th and FAILING to 

Overthrow The US Government and Crown Trump King... 

ANSWER: 
They are All TrumpNik® Swamp Creatures...