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Was Jesus Gay, The Husband of Mary Magdalene or a Extra Terrestrial?

The answer would explain a lot...

Like: Why No Wife or Children?

Maybe We Can Find Answers in The Bible...

For Example: The Book of Enoch

or the Gospel of Mary...

According to Enoch, Aliens Mated with Humans who Gave Birth to Giants. The Nephilim... WTF!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Enoch

The Book of Enoch is an ancient Hebrew apocalyptic religious text, ascribed by tradition to Enoch, the great-grandfather of Noah. Enoch contains unique material on the origins of demons and Nephilim, why some angels fell from heaven, an explanation of why the Genesis flood was morally necessary, and prophetic exposition of the thousand-year reign of the Messiah.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_Mary

Mary Magdalene was a known follower of Jesus, She was the first witness of his resurrection. She is mentioned as accompanying Jesus on his journeys and is listed in the Gospel of Matthew as being present at his crucifixion. In the Gospel of John, she is recorded as the first witness of Jesus' resurrection... Traditional Wife Duties.

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The Hatred of Gay Men by Many Christians is Classic Self Loathing... They Suspect that Jesus was Gay and so LOUDLY OPPOSE GAYNESS - Many Hate Jews also... For the Same Reason!

Did You Know? That in Florida they Passed a "Don't Say Gay" Law... Outlawing the Talking About That Subject in School... That was Promoted by Governor Ron Death Santa!

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Exorcism at the US Capitol 1/3/2023. Surround the Building and Blow Whistles, Beat Drums, Dance, Chant. Burn Sage and Welcome the GOP House Members...
https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2022/12/exorcism-at-mar-loser.html

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Great TV Show: Ancient Aliens... Based on the Book "Chariots of the Gods?" by Erich von Daniken... This Show Makes Me Think That They Might Be Right... That We Have Been Visited by ExtraTerrestrials in the Distant Past... and RECENTLY TOO!

LINK to All My UFO Artwork Printed on Merchandise:

Ezekiel's Wheel Paperweight
by gregvan
LINK TO: More UFO Gifts!

The Four Headed Beast that
Flew Ezekiel's Wheel in the Bible
The Head of A MAN, AN OX, AN EAGLE
and a LION.
SHOWN ABOVE...
A BURNING MAN, a Cowardly Lion,
a Sacred Cow and an American Eagle...

Here is a Shirt with An ICON Representing Viracosha...

the INCA God of Creation!

INCA SUN GOD T-Shirt
by gregvan

Fake Animation of a UFO Flying out of the Water
at Trinidad, California

What I really like is watching many episodes in a row... It puts me in a Hypnotic Trance... So Far I have not contacted any Aliens Myself but... one time I was driving home from work in Northern Virginia and I saw TWO Lights in the Sky at Sunset... I chased the lights and when I got near , I got out of the car and... Heard the motorcycle engine... so disappointing... someone had installed a propeller and an engine to a hang glider and what I saw was two automobile headlights.

One of my co-workers' Father saw a UFO. He worked as a pilot and reported an unidentifiable object in the sky... he filed a report with the FAA and they filed the report... and... nothing happened. I assume that there are thousands of reports... but... what can anyone really do about them?

On the TV News I saw a real ufo as viewed on the cockpit display and... millions of people saw that report... but... once again, nothing really happened... no mass panic...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chariots_of_the_Gods%3F

Ezekiel's Wheel flying over Humboldt Bay

https://www.history.com/shows/ancient-aliens Ancient Aliens explores the controversial theory that extraterrestrials have visited Earth for millions of years. From the age of the dinosaurs to ancient Egypt, from early cave drawings to continued mass sightings in the US, each episode in this hit HISTORY series gives historic depth to the questions, speculations, provocative controversies, first-hand accounts and grounded theories surrounding this age old debate. Did intelligent beings from outer space visit Earth thousands of years ago?

UFO and Dancing Aliens

Ezekiel's Wheel - UFO or Magic Mushroom?
They talked about The Bible Story on Ancient Aliens Show.
I Always Wonder if The Prophet was Simply
TRIPPING on Mushrooms...

LINK to All my UFO Merchandise:
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Science Fiction Themes in Rock Music Lyrics: Wooden Ships, After the Gold Rush, Longer Boats are coming.

It is very difficult to write a song about UFOs or a Post Apocalypse Techno Industrial Wasteland but Cat Stevens, Neil Young, Bowie and Paul Kantner have done it well.

What are those songs about anyway? Some lyrics have been debated for decades... here is my interpretation.

Wooden Ships tells the story of two people from opposite sides of a war that become friends and survive due to cooperation. After an Atomic War, food is often radioactive... so the sharing of purple berries makes the difference... the survival of the human race. Lucky for us, this song was recorded by BOTH the Jefferson Airplane and Crosby Stills and Nash. Done during the time they all worked in the Mansion on Fulton Street. The house had a recording studio in the basement... and was THE SCENE.

Link to Famous Houses...

http://www.zillow.com/blog/2012-02-02/famous-homes-where-american-music-history-was-made/

After the Gold Rush is about putting people on ships to colonize space. Still a worthy goal.

So is Longer Boats. (UFOs).

Wheel in the Sky by Journey and Estimated Prophet by the Grateful Dead.

Ezekiel and his close encounter with a UFO in the Bible.

Space Oddity by David Bowie. Inspired by the Mercury Project and the tiny ship John Glen rode in.

The entire stage persona Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars is a tribute to Pulp Fiction Novels.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Rice_Burroughs

Hey, Mr Spaceman by the Byrds. Please take me along!

Rapture by Blondie. "The Man from Mars eating Bars where the People Meet."

One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple Eater. by Sheb Wooley.

Billy Preston: Space Race... a wild performance song in the George Harrison/Ravi Shankar tour.

Rocket Man by Elton John... reminds me of the book "Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldrich" by Phillip K Dick. Mars... not a great place to grow up your kids... so build your Perky Pat Layout.

Frankenstein by Edgar Winter... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pnSSHwmu8I

and the Movie "Phantom of the Paradise" which starred the Moog Synthesiser TONTO that was so big a person could get inside it to play. The Original New Timbral Orchestra was also used by Stevie Wonder to make the magic sounds for "Boogie On Reggae Woman". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonto's_Expanding_Head_Band

Know any more? Comment Please.

Peace on Earth

Pentagon Rainbow

MKULTRA: was a CIA Mind Control Project in the USA during the 1950's and 1960's. They were looking for a way to use drugs as weapons of war. For example: LSD as a truth serum to aid in interrogation or as a way to simply get the "enemy" to lay down their arms, voluntarily... like, too stoned to fight...

The project conducted tests on college students at Stanford University. Ken Kesey and Robert Hunter both volunteered to eat LSD and other mind control drugs and report on the effects. Later, Ken started having "ACID TEST" parties where the participants took LSD and danced to the Music of the Grateful Dead. Robert Hunter wrote lyrics for the Dead.

Just co-incidence?
or were "the sixties"
a CIA experiment to just see what happens if MILLIONS of people took LSD?

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Crop Circles - Many are Clearly NOT Made By People - Look At These Photos and a Video of an Entire Design being Created in 15 Seconds...

Here is the Trailer for the Movie "Crop Circle Reality."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnd-S2WAgMQ

It Shows UFOs Flying over a Field and a Crop Circle Appearing LIVE. Look at the Video at Time=1:05

and Then in another Field the Crop Circle Appears both This Year and a Year Later... The Soil Had Been "Changed" In a Way that Affects Plant Growth... WTF!

https://tubitv.com/movies/610424/crop-circle-realities

Look at the Movie at Time=8:38

This One is So Complex That I Doubt That I Could Draw It

With Pens and Pencils on a Piece of Paper...

and I'm a Professional Draftsman...

And... Somehow This Was Done in a FIELD... Amazing!

Crop Circle Obviously Mad By Humans - BUT IT'S GREAT!

Crop Circle Obviously Made By Humans - BUT IT'S GREAT!

Crop Circle - Amazing Geometric Design - gvan42

Crop Circle in England and a Rock in New Mexico

WITH THE SAME PATTERN

This One Looks Like a Person Made It...

Very HUMAN Emotions In The Design

Clearly a BIRD Done in Native Style...

Classic Stories: "THE UMMAGUMMA OF CAMBRIDGE" - by gvan42 - "The Golden Spoon of Montezuma" - "The Origin of Popcorn" and "The Glazier with a Rock" and Trippy Mushroom Drawings!

When the aliens found out that their spaceship was infested with Ummagumma they stopped at the first planet (eARTh) and dumped them. The place was called Stonehenge. The Ummagumma are an annoying life form that supports themselves by petty thievery. They were first reported in Dickens books...you know... Oliver Twist...Pickpockets...They also have an annoying habit of taking things apart and not putting them back. Have you ever noticed that for some unknown reason things just "go on the blink" ? That's the work of the Ummagumma. For centuries they lived in the swamps near Oxford (Cambridge, England - the land of Eng) but one day they walked down to the docks and snuck aboard a boat. When the captain found out that his boat was infested with Ummagumma he stopped in the first port and dumped them. He threw them right overboard and into the San Francisco bay. They swam to shore and quickly blended into the population. You see, they are short and brown and could be mistaken for Chinamen...............................Stay tuned... next time they disassemble Sutro tower in a futile attempt to "call an intergalactic taxi". ............................And then they wander down the coast and climb... Mount UMUNHUM... The giant box on the mountain overlooking the city of Saint Joe. ...................................................The Ummagumma always stowaway and they just had to get off the planet eARTh. This planet's just too boring. Got to get back to the Swinging Planets in the Crab Nebula...That's where all the Fun Is. and so, gentle reader Ta Ta For Now...

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Psychedelic Poetry - "CEREMONY AND RITUAL" - a story - Fiction - written by Gregory Vanderlaan about a Trip to Philadelphia - Grateful Dead at JFK Stadium and The Spectrum Arena - deadheads: stories from fellow artists

OUR MINDS HAVE BEEN FUSED INTO ONE SHIMMERING
COLONIAL ANIMAL…
FLOWING IN THE
CURRENTS OF THE MUSIC…
adrenaline, serotonin, synapses on fire !

IN THE SHADOWS,TORCHES FLICKER IN THE BREEZE.
THE ORACLE BEGINS TO SPEAK,
FEEL THE HEAT…
adrenaline, serotonin, synapses on fire!

WE DANCE OUTSIDE OF THE TRADITIONAL
REALM OF TIME AND SPACE.
THE CROWD ERUPTS IN OUTBURSTS OF FREE-FORM MOTION
AS THE INTENSITY OF THE JAM PEAKS
adrenaline, serotonin, synapses on fire!
MY BODY IS TRANSFORMED INTO A PINBALL AND
I RICCOCHET AROUND THE SPECTRUM
ARENA BOUNCING OFF THE FLASHING LIGHTS.
A CROWD OF DEADHEADS
SURROUND ME INTENT ON TELLING ME STUPID JOKES…
THEY JUST…know… THAT I WILL LAUGH…
adrenaline, serotonin, synapses on fire!

THANK YOU DR. ALBERT HOFFMAN
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This was written after attending a Grateful Dead concert in JFK Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. I was sitting up above the crowd in the bleachers and could see the dancers move more enthusiastically during peaks of the music… less motion during gentle passages… as the dynamics of the improvisation ebbed and flowed, the dancers moved accordingly… like sea anemones moving in the currents of the ocean… I also mention the Spectrum in Philadelphia… It has many blinking advertisements for Atlantic city casinos in the area where refreshments were being served…

Trippy Mushroom Drawing by gvan42 - psychedelic Art - psilocybin - magic mushroom - hippy freakout - quest for knowledge - inner space journey - Gregory Vanderlaan

Trippy Mushroom Drawing by gvan42 - psychedelic Art - psilocybin - magic mushroom - hippy freakout - quest for knowledge - inner space journey - Original Image: Gregory Vanderlaan - copyright free art - Pirate at Will! - more images at gvan42.blogspot.com

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, [Except Blacks and Women] that they are endowed by their Creator [Named Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, Odin, Thor, KRSNA, Buddha or a Thousand Other Names] with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.” [Unless your Pursuit uses Marijuana or Psychedelics as a Sacrament]

DANG... So Many Exceptions! Were the Founding Fathers Racist and Sexist Pigs? Betsy Ross Can Sew a Flag While We Manly Men Go Kill Us Some Brits!

Classic Stories: "The Glazier with a Rock" - and - "The Golden Spoon of Montezuma" - and - "The Origin of Popcorn"

"The Glazier with a Rock"
(a glazier is a person that replaces broken windows)

When I lived in Maryland in an apartment complex with 500 units there was a man who replaced broken windows... When there were no windows to replace he hired children to throw rocks thru windows... Then he had work to do and got paid for replacing the broken windows. This plan is not that unusual... I have heard that firefighters in Trinity County, California often are arsonists... Start a fire, get work as a firefighter...

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"The Golden Spoon of Montezuma"

When Cortez arrived in Mexico, he was interested in GOLD. He also wanted to impress the people he met with how rich and powerful his KING was. He told an Indian that his King was so rich that he used a golden spoon for EVERY meal and then discarded it after he was done. His King was so rich that he could afford to THROW AWAY gold. The Indian was not impressed. The Indian said that HIS King was so rich that he could afford to use a NEW GOLDEN SPOON for EVERY BITE! How was this possible? Well, Montezuma used TORTILLAS for a spoon. He would scoop up his food using a tortilla chip (golden spoon) and so he used a new "golden spoon" for each bite. I love telling this story when I'M eating Mexican food at a restaurant.

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"THE ORIGIN OF POPCORN"

Way out in the Ozark mountains Sandy Chapin built a house out of rocks.He found an old farmers fence that had fallen down and he just moved it onto his land and stacked it up. Near the front door he put two abalone shells. Here in California, abalone shells are quite common but out there in the Ozarks they caused quite a fuss. The hillbillies came from miles around to see the "pearls as big as a possum". Pretty soon rumors got around that the "pearls" were magic. Folks said that they helped the old folks with their bones on rainy days. You know how people talk around the stove in the general store. Tall tales indeed. They said it was a cure for Rheumatism and arthritis. Then the shepherds got into the act. When they get to talking the stories get exagerated all out of proportion.

Pretty soon animals were lined up down the road all the way to the creek. A mooing and a quacking like you never heard. Barking dogs and oinking pigs. But the old dog 'zeke just lay there on the porch. Night fell and the moonshine appeared. Who brought it? The moonshiners, of course. They cooked it in a still and squeezed the goodness out of the corn. By the light of the moon the corn sparkled. A wind came up and the stalks moved like they were dancing. Waves of motion like they were dancing to a string band. Somebody started a fire to bar b-q a pig and that's when things really started popping. You see, the wind blew the glowing coals out into the field and the cornstalks caught on fire. Pretty soon the whole field was in a conflagration and presto chango ... POPCORN!

Sandy is a real person and does live in the Ozarks with a dog, Zeke in a rock house...

One Eyed Alien - The Ummagumma of Cambridge [fiction] by Gregory Vanderlaan

One Eyed Alien -
The Ummagumma of Cambridge [fiction] by gvan42

Idea by Arthur C Clarke - Book "Sunstorm"
Instead of Complaining about Global Warming,
Why Knot Actually Do Something?
Ya Think?

bathroom closed to tourists
only open to card holding members
Woodley Island Marina in Eureka CA
photo by gregory vanderlaan
Gee, I have a Great Desire to Piss on the Sign.
And then smoke a cigarette...

So, Only the Rich have to take a piss?
UckFay OUYay
Is Woodley Island the new INGOMAR CLUB?

Alternative Symbol to Atomic Hazard Sign
No Nukes! - Fallout Shelter

MKULTRA CIA/LSD * - American History
(Official Verification that MKULTRA was real)

Source: "Studies in Intelligence DCI first 100 days."
web.archive.org/web/19991008114355/http://www.cia.gov/csi/studies/95unclas/100.html

After his reelection in 1972, President Richard Nixon fired Richard Helms, who had led the CIA throughout his first term. Intent on reforming the Agency, he appointed James Schlesinger, 43, as DCI on 21 December 1972.

The Office of the Inspector General gave Schlesinger a 693-page list of "potential flap activities," which detailed Agency involvement in MHCHAOS, mail-opening programs, the Huston Plan, MKULTRA and drug testing, and the training of local police. Other revelations included details of CIA's attempts to assassinate foreign leaders. This is the list that became known as the "family jewels."

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