Better colonoscopy procedure. Currently, doctors shove a TV Camera up your anus... Hopefully, the inside of the colon has no digested food. Why not use a hose to wash the inside of the colon?

Often the prep fails to clean out the colon and the doctor can't see anything... So the operation is a total failure... And then they do it again later... Increasing the payments to the doctor and the hospital but providing nothing for the patient... Sure, they failed but you still pay..... Or your insurance pays...

The TV Camera that they shove up your anus is on the end of a long flexible tube... Why not use that tube to wash the inside of the colon with water? Just rinse the inside of the colon so that the doctor can see what's going on... This is not rocket science... Forcing water through a hose is pretty common... The water and collected food residue could be put in a bucket and then disposed of safely...

The only good thing about my colonoscopy was that I got to take the drug that killed Michael Jackson... I was curious what that drug felt like... And in fact, it felt like nothing at all... The doctor said: I'm going to give you this anesthetic... And then instantly... I woke up in the recovery room... Not knowing if I had had a colonoscopy or not... So I asked the nurse and she said: yes you're all done. would you like a cup of coffee? I had no knowledge at all of anything that had happened... Makes me wonder why Michael Jackson wanted that drug... To me, if you're going to take drugs you ought to have fun... Or meet God... Or something... 

I'm Going on a Hunger Strike Today. 2/14/2023 I Will Not Eat Until We Attain Whirled Peas... OR...

or My Colonoscopy is Complete... at 3 PM on 2/16.

This is going to be a Strange Experience as I'll be Fasting for 48 Hours... and I've never Gone More than a Day without Food... Mainly because I'm a "Mighty Hunter"and I Make it a Priority to Get Fed... 

Even when I was Homeless and Penniless in Chico, I was able to find the Jesus Center where they Give away Free Food Twice a Day... I enjoyed dining there because they served GREAT Food and I Got to Socialize With a Lot of Other People Just Like Me! After Dinner, Many of Us Would Ease on Down the Road to an AA Meeting where they Served FREE COFFEE and Often Cookies... Excellent!

another Excellent Dining Facility was "Food Not Bombs" - They Served in Train Depot Park... Across the Tracks from the Train Depot... 

I remember that a Friend of Mine Decided to FAST until he Met GOD... Seems like an Absurd Quest BUT... After a Couple of Days he Started Behaving Really Weird... and I Avoided Contact... When I Saw him Coming I just Walked Away Quickly... anyway... I do not think he Found GOD because a Couple of Weeks Later he started coming to AA Meetings again and NO ONE EVER MENTIONED HIS QUEST... We Were ALL Just Glad That He Had Stopped Behaving Crazy. 

The Jesus Center is a non-profit organization founded in God’s love.

In response to the complexity of homelessness, hunger and poverty, we work with our community to offer respite, restoration and lasting transformation to God’s children.

https://www.jesuscenter.org/

I just had my Last Meal... on 2/14 at 11AM... Just Like a Condemned man awaiting the Electric Chair... I was served My Favorite Lunch: Cheeseburger with Fried Onions, French Fries and Apple Juice...

I Used to Prefer Coca-Cola but Gave that up Years Ago... Pre-Diabetes makes me want to Eat a LOW SUGAR Diet...

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 It's 3:16 PM and Officially I'm Fasting... Watching the TV Show "Mysteries of the Abandoned" - Rerun after Rerun after Rerun... Excellent... 

I've Drunk Two Mira Lax Packets and Takes Zero Dumps... It's Supposed to Make You take a dump... but NO Action... Here Goes Packet #3... I'm supposed to take EIGHT before NOON Tomorrow. 

I've collected some Self Hypnosis Trance Music Videos to Pass the Time... Here they Are: 

https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2023/01/spread-love-worldwide.html 

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Today in the News... I just saw Neil Disgrace Tyson on MSNBC Pretending that We Do Not Have MANY VERIFIED FILMS OF UFOs... 

WHY ARE THERE NO PHOTOS OF THE LATEST THREE UFOs? Were the Airplane Cameras TURNED OFF??? 

This is what a REAL UFO Looks Like... 

US Government says they were "Balloons" just like they said about ROSWELL... 

Ari Melber Interview Failure... Did Not Ask the OBVIOUS QUESTION when Neil told a Blatant Lie...  https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2023/02/ufo-alaska-shot-down.html

In other News: Apparently Mother Nature Has Decided that EIGHT BILLION People are JUST TOO DAMN MANY... Witness the Turkey EarthQuake with 41,000 People Dead... Covid-19, War, Mass Shootings and Fentanyl... It's Obvious that Reducing the Population of Planet Earth is a High Priority... 

On the Other Hand: I fell asleep during the Third Quarter of the Super Duper Bowl. Too Damn Boring... I was hoping to see some Interesting Advertisements... Nope... I also wanted to See the Singer that All the Kids Love... Rihanna... She was OK, but Not That Interesting... Odd Costumes with Hundreds of Black Men Doing the Exact Same Dance... WHY? I Did Like that She Angered tRUMP with her Graffiti Car Photo. Excellent!

Rihanna Graffiti Car - uckFay umpTRay

I Don't Own a Car and I Take LYFT if I Need to Go to the Doctor... I never Go Anywhere Else... Except for Walking Around the Neighborhood... The Last LYFT Ride was in a New Car With a Giant Sunroof. Wonderful. And the Driver was Playing Techno-Pop on the Radio... Endless Drum Machine, Bass, Synthesizer - Reminded me of Playing Music in the 1980s when the Price of a Synthesizer went below $1,000 and We Could Afford to Buy Them...

I would go out into the World Except There is Nowhere I Want to Go... Except the POOL... This Summer I'll Go There... 

Speaking of Pools... After this Colonoscopy is Over I'm going to Seriously Look for a Place to Live in Chico, CA... If I Had a Bicycle, I could go Swim at One Mile... and I Could Attend Dances in the Park... and Go to AA Meetings... "Mom's" was a Great Meeting but So was "Central" and The Sunday Meeting at the Campfire Council Ring was EPIC.  I might get a Tricycle... Upper Park is Excellent! 

https://www.caring.com/senior-living/independent-living/california/chico

I would prefer to have a Care Giver Cook Meals, Shop for Food, Do Laundry, Take out the Trash and All the Gardening... Leaving Me with ZERO TASKS... 

https://www.caring.com/local/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&type=assisted-living&location=Chico%2C+CA

I have given up on Moving to Arcata, CA... The College has enrolled WAY more Students Than there are Places to Live... SO, That Location is Impossible... While it's an Excellent Place... It's Sold Out... 

Of Course, I could just stay here... I spend all my time PLUGGED IN to the Internet or Watching TV or BOTH at the Same Time... It's Almost Like THE MATRIX... With my Body on Life Support (Care Givers Do All Tasks, and Wake me Up for Meals) My Mind is Free to Wander... and I Write a LOT... Strangely, I Have not Written any Songs in a Year... I Guess That's One of the Symptoms of Old Age... I'm 68... I do not Smoke Marijuana, Drink Alcohol or Eat Psychedelics and So THAT FOUNTAIN of Creativity has been Shut Off... 

I just Learned that The White Album by the Beatles was Written in India with The Maharishi... SO... There is another FOUNTAIN of Creativity available thru Meditation... and I'm Exploring THAT Realm...

Here's what I Do... I say words while Deep Breathing... Sometimes I say the Words Out Loud but Mostly I Repeat them Silently... 

[Inhale] God [Exhale],

[Inhale] God [Exhale],

[Inhale] Heal Me [Exhale],

Repeat...

[Inhale] My Mind [Exhale],

[Inhale] Is Completely Relaxed [Exhale],

[Inhale] My Body [Exhale],

[Inhale] Is Completely Relaxed [Exhale],

[Inhale] and I'm Going Deeper [Exhale],

[Inhale] and Deeper [Exhale],

[Inhale] Into a Hypnotic Trance [Exhale]

Repeat... 

Many People Chant Words in Sanskrit but That seems Weird to me... I Don't Speak Indian Languages so Why Would I Chant Them?

I just learned that RAM DASS is the Name of One of Gandhi's Sons... Evidently it's a Common Name in  India... Like John Johnson is in America... 

So Dr. Richard Alpert Went to India and Changed his Name... Seems Contrived to me... I'm Gregory Vanderlaan and if I Attain True Enlightenment I don't think that Changing my name will be a High Priority... Attaining Whirled Peas is More Important!

Time has Passed: It is Now 5:15 AM on 2/15/2023.

So far I Feel Good. I'm NOT Hungry... I Guess That's Because I've been Drinking Miralax - and That Fills Up My Stomach... I Made FIVE Mixtures of Miralax with 16 Ounces of Water... 

SO FAR, No Bowel Movements at All... Today I will Drink another FIVE Miralax Mixtures Before 3 PM. and at 6PM I'll drink Half of the PLENVU... 

I Hope this Prep Actually Cleans my Colon... However, No Matter What... This is the Last Time I'll Ever Do This. I'll Just be Happy With The Mystery... "Do I Have Colon Cancer or Do I Not?"

I wonder if this Entire Procedure is a Marketing Trick to Sell a Miracle Cure... I Question WHY The Doctor Failed to Prescribe a Prep That Actually Worked Last Time... Could it Be That he Wants to GET PAID for Performing TWO Colonoscopies?  

Is all of this a FLIM FLAM? 

If I Get Results This Time... I'll ask for a Second Opinion Before Agreeing to Treatment... 

The Last time I Had a Colonoscopy, in 2000, I don't Recall doing all this Prep... But Maybe I Did Do It... That was 22 Years Ago... I'm Glad that I've Resisted the Peer Pressure for Having a Colonoscopy All This Time... I've been Living with a Mystery and Been Happy... To Quote Nancy Reagan: "Just Say No... to Colonoscopy!" - A Racket... Some People DO DIE of Colon Cancer BUT... "It's Always Something!"

It's 6:13 AM on 2/15 and I'm allowed to Drink Coffee and Take Most of my Morning Pills... So I'm Reading my Email and The Newspaper... I Always Read Google News... It's Especially Good because they Publish Articles that are Likely to Interest ME... and After Gathering data on ME since the Late 1990s they have a Pretty Good Idea of What I Like... WITH THE EXCEPTION of Stories about the Kardashians... I Keep on telling Google to show "Fewer Stories Like This"and that keeps my News Feed Kardashian Free for a Month but then... I'm served at Least Four articles about them... 

and Liz Merry Asks: QOTD - Valentine Edition: What is your favorite love song and why? (Thank you, Donna!) NPP

and I replied... 

Sugar Magnolia - It Reminds me of Dancing with my Wife at Grateful Dead Concerts... and Every word is true... Especially the Lyric "She Takes the Wheel when I'm Seeing Double." because on a Occasion I had taken Too Much Drugs and Alcohol and it was Unsafe for me to drive home... 

https://youtu.be/D4nWLCAOJMo

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It's 11:04 AM 2/15 - I've Spent Hours Creating Buttons, T-Shirts and Bumper Stickers for my Zazzle Store...

NIKKI HALEY POTUS - BUTTONS, T-Shirts and Bumper Stickers For Sale on Zazzle Gregvan - She's better than any OTHER Republican't Candidate...

For Example: #ArrestTrump or Governor Ron Death Santa... Both of them are INSANE... Time has come for a GENERATION CHANGE... Throw OUT the Old White Men! Biden TOO!

LINK to Buy a Button:

https://www.zazzle.com/collections/freedom_quest-119204000752398281

Or a Bumper Sticker!

https://www.zazzle.com/nikki_haley_potus_2024_bumper_sticker-256496447788155793

T-SHIRT for Sale!

https://www.zazzle.com/nikki_haley_potus_2024_t_shirt-256280441169347825

Plenty of room on this Shirt for White Letters... Write your own slogan below the Flag... Like: Throw the Old White Men OUT! or.. Time for a New Generation. or WhatEver! 

11:47 AM 2/15

Watching a Documentary Movie: Whale Wisdom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLHbY_1HpYI

4:21 PM 2/15 

I have not Experienced Hunger... 

That's Surprising... 

I Suppose That's Because I Drank EIGHT Glasses of MiraLax... 

My Brother is Coming Over Soon... He'll be Driving Me to and From the Colonoscopy... 

6:00 PM Brother Visit done... and I Drank the Entire First Dose of Real Colonoscopy Juice... PLENVU...

I'll do the last Half at 9 AM Tomorrow. 

I'm watching Simpsons Reruns!

6:35 PM - Success. I had a Bowel Movement. 

7 AM 2/16 - I tested my Blood Sugar this Morning and the Number was 100... I've been Getting Readings of 130-140 every Day... SO... This NOT Eating makes a Difference!

10:52 AM 2/16 - Everything Going Well...  and We Plan to go to an Excellent Mexican Restaurant in Folsom after the Procedure is Over... 

 
TO BE CONTINUED...

7:45 on 2/17/2023

Procedure was a Total Failure... Prep Failed to Clean out Colon... 

We Will NOT Be Doing Another Colonoscopy in the Immediate Future as THAT FAILS... 

as an alternative I'll be Having a CAT SCAN instead. If that Shows Large Polyps, Then there will be another Attempt at a Colonoscopy to Remove Polyps... 

WE SHALL SEE... 

TO BE CONTINUED...