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Showing posts with label welfare office. Show all posts

Now Hiring in Eureka, California. Escape San Jose and Take this Desk Job... Rent is Cheap. It's Cool and Rainy - No Wildfire Danger... and on the Weekends You Can Go to Events in Arcata, Just 10 Miles North!

 

Old Fisherman Sculpture Humboldt Bay Eureka, CA
Old Fisherman Sculpture on Humboldt Bay in Eureka, CA

Here is How to Get my old job (I Retired) as an Eligibility Worker at the DHHS in Eureka, CA - an EXCELLENT Place to Live... No Experience needed... APPLY NOW and Escape San Jose!

This is Safe, Clean Work. It's a Union Shop... We Got Health Insurance, Retirement, Vacations, Sick Leave...

https://www.governmentjobs.com/careers/humboldtcountyca

What you do is Interview people applying for Medicare, Food Stamps or General Relief... and type their answers in a computer... it's easy... BUT... You have to pass a TEST that proves you can read and write ENGLISH, do math with a Pencil (addition, subtraction and multiplication - not long dividion) and Read a Chart... MANY PEOPLE CAN'T DO THOSE THINGS! We all took a TEST in a Big Room at the College of the Redwoods... Over 100 People applied and the TOP 20% Got Interviews! There is a Practice Test Online Somewhere... I Didn't Do That But You CAN... if You want to see what the Test is Like.

https://www.governmentjobs.com/careers/MSS/jobs/3650854/eligibility-specialist-trainee-i-ii


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Meetings with Remarkable People. Cindy at work. DHHS Humboldt County, California (The Welfare Office)

She is an Elderly, Diabetic, Gentle, American Indian.

She was a member of our Labor Union. I was NOT a member.

She said: "Greg, I've seen too many Strange things happen here that I want the Labor Union behind me."

I said: "I get the benefits of a Labor Union even if I don't Pay, so why should I join?"

She also sang out loud: "I don't want to work, I want to Bang on the Drum All Day."

So... One day she did not show up for work and someone came over and cleaned out her desk... and Leslie's Desk... and Cindy's Sister's Desk... They all just did not show up for work.

We got no explanation about our missing comrades...

About a week later, Leslie Came back to work and said: "There was money missing and they gave everyone who signed checks a week off from work with pay until they solved the crime. Then they offered us our jobs back and Cindy told them to [expletive deleted]... Cindy's Sister came back to work."

So... Cindy is living at a remote farm with her children and other random Tribal Members... Her Son is a local Rock and Roll Promoter... and he taught Cindy the Todd Rundgren Song. 

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