Math Magic Trick - Just for Fun!

Choose a number between 1 and 10.

Multiply that number by 9. 

If the answer has two digits add them together. 

Subtract 5.

 

Using the code 1 = A, 2 = B, 3 = C, Etc.

Choose a country starting with your letter. 

Look at the very last letter in your country and choose an animal that starts with that letter. 

Look at the very last letter in your animal and choose a fruit that starts with that letter. 

You're thinking of a Kangaroo eating an Orange in Denmark... 

Spoiler Alert!

No matter what number you choose to start you end up with the number four... For example:

Choose 2: 2x9=18   1+8=9   9-5=4

Choose 4: 4x9=36   3+6=9   9-5=4

Choose 7: 7x9=63   6+3=9   9-5=4

The most common country starting with the letter D is Denmark... The most common animal starting with the letter K is Kangaroo... And a fruit starting in the letter O is very likely to be an Orange...

Of course, you could have chosen the Democratic Republic of Congo and Orangutan eating a Nectarine... 

Or you could have chosen the Dominican Republic and a Cat eating a Tangerine... 

Or you could have chosen Djibouti and an Iguana eating an Apple...

But those are very unlikely... Because if you're reading this in English, you're probably more familiar with Denmark... 

GOP FAILS to Stop Impeachment Hearing. Matt "Captain Kangaroo" Gaetz Loses Again! Laura Cooper Testifies Later After Republicriminals Get Bored With Media Prank!

HEADLINE: House Republicans Literally Storm the Impeachment Hearings.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/house-republicans-literally-storm-the-impeachment-hearings


Gaetz Tried to Prevent Michael Cohen from Testifying... Failed That Time TOO!

HEADLINE: GOP lawmaker Matt Gaetz faces congressional probe over Michael Cohen tweet. 
The House Ethics Committee started examining the comments in March after a complaint was filed, alleging that Gaetz "sought to threaten, intimidate, harass, or otherwise improperly influence the President’s former attorney, Michael Cohen, in connection with Mr. Cohen’s testimony before a congressional committee," according to a statement from the Ethics Committee. 
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/06/28/rep-matt-gaetz-investigation-michael-cohen-tweets/1597991001/

The internet’s "kangaroo court" has sentenced Matt Gaetz to be mocked for his Captain Kangaroo zinger... Justice has been swift and merciless for the Republican Congressman. "He's a Dumb F*CK!" says Online Sanity Commission Report... 
https://www.fastcompany.com/90415015/the-internets-kangaroo-court-has-sentenced-matt-gaetz-to-be-mocked-for-his-captain-kangaroo-zinger
 “What we see in this impeachment is a kangaroo court, and Chairman Schiff is acting like a malicious Captain Kangaroo,” Representative Gaetz told ABC News.

However... In Reality... A kangaroo court is a court that ignores recognized standards of law or justice, and often carries little or no official standing in the territory within which it resides. The term may also apply to a court held by a legitimate judicial authority who intentionally disregards the court's legal or ethical obligations. Wikipedia

Rep. Matt Gaetz Apparently Thinks ‘Kangaroo Court’ Comes From Kid TV Show ‘Captain Kangaroo’ - Classic RetardoPublican Repeating What He Was Told To Say...

Failing to THINK FOR HIMSELF, Matt is Just a Walking, Talking Echo Box PUPPET... Obviously TOO YOUNG to Have Actually SEEN The TV SHOW... He Just Babbled Nonsense...  Because That's His Job! Repeat Whatever The Evil tRUMP Says!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo_court

After President Donald Trump claimed the House’s planned deposition with Ambassador Gordon Sondland would be a “totally compromised kangaroo court,” Trump loyalists such as Gaetz faithfully fell in line with the President’s attacks — or tried to, anyway.

“What we see in this impeachment is a kangaroo court and Chairman Schiff is acting like a malicious Captain Kangaroo,” Gaetz fumed.

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/matt-gaetz-kangaroo-court-captain-impeachment