President Trump Shot. In Coma. While Signing The Insurrection Act, A Secret Service Agent Shouted: "Oh No You Don't!" and Fired Three Shots. Two to the Body, Stopped by Kevlar Vest that Trump Wears 24/7/365 and a Glancing Blow to the Head...

Acting President Tucker Carlson's First Act was to Appoint MTG to Be VP in Case Trump Dies... and then he Signed the Executive Order Authorizing the Military to Round Up all Democrats, RINOS and "The Deep State." 

and then... Three Day Later... Trump Arose from the Dead and Proclaimed: "Peace Be With You. Now I'm Gonna Get that Motherf*cker!" 

and the People Bowed and Prayed... to the Neon Orange God they Made... and CNN Flashed Out a Warning! DANGER DANGER! He's a Traitor!

[FICTION - None of this Actually Happened]

To be continued... 

Tucker Carlson Says: ‘Obviously’ We’re ‘Speeding Toward Assassination’ of Trump. Is Tucker Trying to Motivate a Madman to Pull the Trigger? Revenge for Trump Getting Him Fired at Fox? DO NOT KILL TRUMP. THAT WOULD BE WRONG.

According to Carlson, “both parties have decided that there’s something about Trump that’s so threatening to them, they just can’t have it.”
https://www.thedailybeast.com/tucker-carlson-obviously-were-speeding-toward-assassination-of-trump

Tucker Carlson Says: They Will Do Anything to Stop Trump From Being President Again...

https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2023/09/assassination-of-trump.html

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and now for Something completely different.

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There is a tradition that when taking a selfie video in front of the Armless statue... that you wave your arms wildly because you CAN and she CAN'T...