I'm Running for Governor of Texas as a Republicriminal. First Action, Secede... Just GTFO of the USA... Voluntarily Leave Before the USA KICKS US OUT for Being Just Too Much of a Financial Burden... Every Time Texas Fails, Uncle Sam Has to Pay to Rescue It.

Let Texas Pay for their Own Failures... OR NOT! The USA Would Be MUCH Better Off if Texas as Just Another Failed Third World Country... We Could Simply Ignore Their Suffering... and Send Peace Corps Volunteers to Teach Them How To Live!

Of Course, I Don't Actually Live in Texas but...
If Elected I'll Work from Home!
Telecommute...

If Texas Actually was a Different Country they would take their Republicriminal ELECTORAL COLLEGE Votes With Them and the USA Would Never be cursed by Rule By Idiots Again... 

This would allow The USA to Keep the 50 Star Flag...

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Remember Freezing to Death in the Winter in Texas? 

That's What Greg Abbott and Rafael "Ted" Cruz Did... 

We Need to Lock 'em UP and Throw Away the Key!

Music Video: Ted Cruz Abandoned Texas... 

If Texas Remains in the USA... Federal Regulation of the Power Grid is NEEDED... Otherwise... Corporate Greed Will FAIL TO WINTERIZE... and People Will Die... Just Like They Did In Texas... YOU CAN'T HEAT YOUR HOME WITH LIES...

Remember: INFRASTRUCTURE is Not just a "Week" Like Trump Had Three Times... While DOING NOTHING... It's a ABSOLUTE NEED... to Fix REAL PROBLEMS in Crumbling America... and Here we are Years Later with Congress Stuck Doing Nothing Because Bribed Wankers Refuse to Tax the Rich in order to Pay for FIXING the USA... 

Texas Governor Greg Abbott is a Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
and That's What He Uses To Heat His Home...
BURNING PANTS!

The Entire Board of Directors of the Failed Power Company in Texas Resigned in Disgrace...  Free to Enjoy Their Lives in Germany or Wherever they Live... While the Customers Get WHACKED With Massive Electricity Bills! 

In Fact, Ronald Reagan Was Completely Wrong... He Said "Government IS The Problem." Well, Just Like So Many Other  Times... He MISREAD THE SCRIPT! and They Failed to Catch The Error in The Editing Room... 

HEADLINE: Climate lessons from Texas' frozen power outages... Texas didn't heed expert warnings that its power grid was unprepared for extreme weather. https://yaleclimateconnections.org/2021/02/the-climate-lesson-from-texas-frozen-power-outages/

HEADLINE: Texas Leaders Ignored Warnings A Decade Ago That Their Power Supply Was In Danger... “We’ve watched this movie before and the sequel is worse than the original,” one Texas energy expert said. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/zahrahirji/texas-power-outage-causes-2011

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