For Unpopular Men, Guns are a Practical Alternative to Having a Girlfriend... Firing a Gun Causes a Massive Endorphin Dump similar to SEX...


MEME - gvan42 - Trump spelled with guns
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MEME - gvan42 - How can we NOT SEE that Guns are Evil?
MEME - gvan42 - Repeal Trump's Help Crazy People Buy Guns Law

Music Video: "MELT the GUNS" - by Greg Vanderlaan - Feel Free To Record This and Make a Top Ten Record. Pass this On to a Friend... Chords and Lyrics Provided.

video is at: https://youtu.be/ml5ziDRoqcc
Contact: gregvan@yahoo.com

Too many Children Dying... [A* C*]  
Too Many Families Crying... [A# A]
Everybody Realizes... [A* C*] 
We Should Collect 'em All... [A# A]
and Melt the Guns, Melt 'em... [G D A] 3X
Then They'll Never Kill Again... [E]

They say: "Guns Don't Kill People, [A* C*]
Bullets Kill People" [A# A] 2X
But If We Melt All the Guns... [G D A] 3X
The Bullets will be Harmless... [E]

Hey, Hey, NRA, How Many Kids Did You Kill Today? 4X
[CHANT - Knuckles Knock on the Guitar Body]

No, It's Not Video Games... [A* C*] 
No, It's Not Mental Health... [A# A] 2X
That's Just Our Puppet President Pretending... [G D A] 2X
When The NRA Jerks His Chain, He Jumps! Good Dog! OBEY! [E A] 3X

Too many Children Dying... [A* C*]  
Too Many Families Crying... [A# A]
Everybody Realizes... [A* C*] 
We Should Collect 'em All... [A# A]
and Melt the Guns, Melt 'em... [G D A] 3X
Then They'll Never Kill Again... and Again... and Again... [E] 
and Again... and Again... and Again... and Again... [E F F# G Ab A]

[Spoken] Are You Happy Buying Bulletproof Backpacks for Your Children?

A* = E0 A7 D7 G6 B0 e0
C* = E0 A0 D5 G5 B5 e0
A# = E0 A0 D3 G3 B3 e0

I like the fact that some lyrics are Sung over Very Discordant Chords and Others are Very Consonant. Like, Good Ideas are Consonant and Bad Ideas are Discordant... 

I Heard The Chant in the Sixties: Originally it was: "Hey, Hey, LBJ, How Many Kids Did You Kill Today?"

I Intentionally Misquoted the NRA Slogan: "Guns Don't Kill People, Bullets Kill People"

MELT GUNS - MEME - Free Coloring Book ART!
Free Coloring Book ART!


MELT GUNS Two-Tone COFFEE MUG for Sale!

We could end the Killing 
if we just Collected all the GUNS and Melted them... 
It would be a Great Source of Free American Metal... 
Handy for Building Cars OR Washing Machines!
MELT GUNS BUTTON
MELT GUNS BUTTON
by gregvan

MELT GUNS Two-Tone COFFEE MUG for Sale!
Black and White Graphic... Melt Guns Slogan... a Bold Image... a Bold Statement...


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