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Showing posts with label program. Show all posts

My Experience Using the Ram Dass Artificial Intelligence Program - IT WAS WORTHY! They Had the AI Machine Read All of His Books and Transcripts of Lectures in Order to Learn What He Thought...

https://ramdass.ai/

For Example: I Asked...
What should I do with my Life?

Answer: Ah, the question of what to do with one's life. It's a question that has been asked by many, and the answer is as unique as each individual who asks it.

You see, life is not a series of tasks to be completed, but rather a journey to be experienced. It's not about reaching a destination, but about the journey itself. It's about the process of becoming, of growing, of evolving.

Imagine that you have died and your life is about to be reviewed. What would you want to see? What would you want to have accomplished? What would you want to have experienced? This is your chance to do what others have failed to do. Look at the unloved one, the miserable one. This is your chance to do an act of love toward one who has had no love. This is your chance to do justice where intentional or unintentional injustice has been committed. This is your chance to give warmth and courage to one who feels only coldness, loneliness and death.

Now gently come back to your living body. With this feeling of respect and love, come back to your living body, and let this feeling remain with you, inside of you. Let it spread to each nerve, to each muscle, along every vein and artery. Let this feeling of respect and love spread inside you, throughout your entire organism, and then let it spread out into the world.

So, what should you do with your life? You should live it. You should experience it. You should love it. You should respect it. You should honor it. And most importantly, you should be true to yourself.

In the words of the Indian greeting, Namasta, "I honor the light within you." So, honor the light within yourself, and let it guide you on your journey through life.


SO... I Guess there was Some Wisdom in the Answer... But Will I go Back and ask more Questions? Not Today... but Maybe Later!


Who WAS Ram Dass? In the Sixties, He was a Psychedelics Researcher and Promoter at Harvard with Dr. Timothy Leary. (LSD, Magic Mushrooms and Peyote) Then He went to India Looking for Enlightenment and Met a Guru. Changed His Name and Published a Great Book... "Remember: Be Here Now" - It Has His Autobiography and then Many ART Drawings Explaining Eastern Religion. Real Name: Dr. Richard Alpert... Read More at:
https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2021/05/ram-dass-was-psychedelics-researcher.html

A clown, a guru, and a doctor walk into a cabin. The clown says, “What I have in mind is eye care for 400,000.” The guru says “See here now.” The doctor says, “Brilliant. We can do that.” What actually transpired in 1978 was the start of Seva led by Dr. Brilliant with an eclectic group including Ram Dass, Wavy Gravy, Dr. "V", and Dr. Nicole Grasset. What came next was the landmark Nepal Blindness Survey using an Apple 2+ computer donated by Steve Jobs and a helicopter funded by a Grateful Dead concert. The story of Seva’s beginning is colorful and quirky, but the results are miraculous. Science, art, and spirituality are a potent blend that can transform lives! Witness for yourself the promise of ending avoidable blindness in Nepal and around the world.
https://www.facebook.com/seva.foundation



I Had a Dream: We were walking towards the Entrance of the Los Gatos Library and there was a Thin Old Man dressed in a Small Bathing Suit ahead of Us. He pulled on the entrance to the Children's room and It was Locked... Disappointed, he turned around and I asked: "Are You Looking for the Man Who Works There?" He Said: "NO" and I Motioned towards the Main Entrance. We all Entered. He seemed lost so I asked: "Do you Need Help?" as I would ask any Lost Old Man... He Said: "NO" and then I asked again: "Can I Help You?" He said: "No. I'm Fine." and then we went on Our Own Ways. By That time it was Obvious to Me That he was Ram Dass and That it was a Rather "Heavy" encounter to Ask Ram Dass If I Could Help Him... a Meaningful Event... and I was Shaking... So we went downstairs and I went searching for a Book that I Has Started reading before (about Philosophy) - and on the same shelf was a large picture book of the Grateful Dead's Fare Ye Well Tour with four CDs (that were missing) and My friend asked me why I would want to check out that book and I said: "Too Look for Pictures of Myself." and then I woke up and Typed this Document... It's Best to Type it Up before I forget it... For Certain, I would have tried to help any Lost Old Man but It seems Important that I Offered Ram Dass Help in my dream. That's One Of His Main Teachings...

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Gimme an 'F'- and the Crowd Shouts 'F' - Gimme a 'U' - and they Shout 'U' - Gimme an 'N' - and they Shout 'N' --- What's That Spell? 'FUN' - What's That Spell? 'FUN' - What's That Spell? 'FUN' - Quotation of Wavy Gravy at the Ram Dass Funeral...

Of Course, To Understand This Chant It Would Be Handy To Know Who Ram Dass Was and To Have Seen the Country Joe and the Fish Performance of Fixing to Die Rag at Woodstock...








LINK: Poster for Sale at Zazzle Gregvan
All Royalties Donated to Charity
and THIS is What Wavy Gravy is Doing NOW...
https://www.campwinnarainbow.org/


What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one. Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information. Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egoism. Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance. Orwell feared we would become a captive culture. Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, the orgy porgy, and the centrifugal bumblepuppy.
As Huxley remarked in Brave New World Revisited, the civil libertarians and rationalists who are ever on the alert to oppose tyranny "failed to take into account man's almost infinite appetite for distractions."
"In 1984", Huxley added, "people are controlled by inflicting pain. In Brave New World, they are controlled by inflicting pleasure."
In short, Orwell feared that what we hate will ruin us. Huxley feared that what we love will ruin us. ~Neil Postman

Secret Writing in an Image - Easy to Make, Readable by Humans... Totally Fools Computers and AI Borgs...

 

Psychedelic Art with a Hidden Message Written using Flower Text Font
Psychedelic Art with a Hidden Message Written using the Kalocsai Flower Text Font... 
The Message is: "Legalize Medicinal Psychedelics"

Here's The Key! Kalocsai Flower Text Font  Here's The Key! Tiny Letters in English and the Flower Shape...

Click on the Picture to See It Bigger!

The Kalocsai Flower Text Font is Available For Free in the Photopea Image Processing Program


More Psychedelic Clip Art... FREE!

Ball of Goo by gvan42

Another Ball of Goo by gvan42

Mirrorfun Twister by gvan42

Star of David by gvan42

Oil Paint floating On Water by gvan42

Dancing Aliens by gvan42

Sharp Objects - Terrapin Station - Letters in a Circle by gvan42

Lightning Bolt - Grateful Dead letters in a circle by gvan42

Nekoma, The Abandoned Nuclear Missile Defense Radar Pyramid and the Fastest Computer in the World. It Could Look in All Directions at the Same Time... and Mount Umunhum RADAR Station above San Jose, CA

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/pyramid-north-dakota
The Stanley R. Mickelson Safeguard Program was developed in the 1960s to shoot down incoming Russian intercontinental ballistic missiles. 

Nekoma, The Abandoned Nuclear Missile Defense Radar Pyramid.
The circles on the Pyramid are RADAR Sensors

Nekoma, The Nuclear Missile Defense Radar Pyramid -gvan42
Nekoma, The Nuclear Missile Defense Radar Pyramid
Built at a cost of six billion dollars in Nekoma, North Dakota, the site was a massive complex of missile silos, a giant pyramid-shaped radar system, and dozens of launching silos for surface-to-air missiles tipped with thermonuclear warheads.

Many Photos of the Computer System: 
https://srmsc.org/dps2030.html
Nekoma - computer system

Nekoma - photo of the Computer System
More Photographs and History: https://srmsc.org/

A Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onDZLKie1Fg
For almost half a century, from the end of World War II until the fall of the Soviet Union, our world existed on the precipice of nuclear annihilation. The threat of an instant and irreversible descent into nuclear war hung constant over our heads, the pendulum of power sometimes swinging our way and sometimes back toward the Soviets. It was this race for superiority that led to the creation of this place, the most advanced nuclear antiballistic missile facility ever built. This is the Stanley Mickelsen Safeguard Complex in Nekoma, North Dakota. See more content like this at http://GhostsofNorthDakota.com

Ronald Reagan Minuteman Missile State Historic Site Supervisor Rob Branting approaches certain myths around the Stanley R. Mickelsen Safeguard Complex located in Northeast North Dakota from a historical standpoint.

Stanley R. Mickelsen Safeguard Complex...

The Stanley R. Mickelsen Safeguard Complex (SRMSC) was a cluster of military facilities near Langdon, North Dakota, that supported the United States Army's Safeguard anti-ballistic missile program.[1] The complex provided launch and control for 30 LIM-49 Spartan anti-ballistic missiles, and 70 shorter-range Sprint anti-ballistic missiles.

The deployment area of the complex covered the Minuteman launchers of the 321st Strategic Missile Wing, based at Grand Forks Air Force BaseNorth Dakota. Under the terms of the 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty, the US was permitted to deploy a single ABM system protecting an area containing ICBM launchers. The total of 100 launchers and 100 missiles was the maximum permitted under the treaty.


closeup of radar element at the Nekoma, The Abandoned Nuclear Missile Defense Radar Pyramid.

Inside of the Nekoma, The Abandoned Nuclear Missile Defense Radar Pyramid.

Many more pictures at:

https://www.coldwartourist.com/stanley-r-mickelsen-safeguard-complex


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a Similar Site: 

Mount Umunhum Radar Tower.

Near San Jose, CA

The Red and White Dish Rotated Constantly.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Umunhum

Mount Umunhum Radar Station near San Jose, CA, USA

Phone Book Cover - Mount Umunhum Radar Tower near San Jose, CA, USA

Phone Book Cover - 

Mount Umunhum Radar Tower 


Since the Radar Tower Was Easily Visible from All Over San Jose... Millions of People Lived for Decades with it... The US Military Always Protecting Us from Nuclear War... and it was a Constant Reminder that we were THREATENED by Nuclear War... 


After the Cold War Was Over the Red and White Spinning Radar Element was Removed... and NOW it's a Park. Popular with Bicycle Riders... 

https://hilltromper.com/article/mt-umunhum-radar-tower-midpeninsula-open-space


Mount Umunhum Radar Tower - abandoned - red and white dish removed

Mount Umunhum Radar Tower - abandoned - red and white dish removed
In the Distance, The City of San Jose

https://www.sanjoseinside.com/news/cold-war-tower-receives-historic-designation/

Santa Clara County deemed a Cold War-era tower atop Mount Umunhum a historic landmark Tuesday after months of debate over whether to preserve or raze the giant concrete cube.

In a unanimous vote, the Board of Supervisors added the several-story structure to the county’s Heritage Resource Inventory, a designation for historically important structures. The new ordinance also means that to demolish the tower would require a special permit.

“The Cube,” as it’s often called, was built in 1962 to detect enemy aircraft when the property served as an Air Force station.

"The Radar Tower is a captivating sight from the valley floor and one of the things that many remember most when looking at the mountain tops around Santa Clara Valley," said Supervisor Ken Yeager. "It's important that we preserve relics of our region's military history."

http://www.redwoodhikes.com/Skyline/MtUmunhum.html Hiking Instructions... 

Map of Mount Umunhum


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Facebook Scholarship Program is Blatantly Racist. It Discriminates Against White, Native American and Oriental People. Here is Photographic Proof... On the Elevate Scholarship Application.

 
https://www.facebook.com/fbelevate/facebook-elevate-scholarship-application

Racist Scholarship Program - Facebook programming college
Click on the Picture to See It Larger... 

You Have to Check the Box that says "Do You Self-identify as Black or Latinix or Hispanic?"

If You Fail to Check that Box, You Cannot Move On to the Next Screen... Note Error Message... 

I Suppose I Could LIE... Do They Make You Submit a Selfie Photograph to Make Sure You are Really Black or Latinix or Hispanic??

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You may read more blog posts by 
Clicking On The Handy LABELS Below... 
Even If You are White... 

The Rich Are Just Stealing More Money. That's Why Little Stevie Munchkin Won't Name Names of Businesses That Got $500 Billion Dollar Bailout. The French Invented a Solution To This Problem in 1789.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/06/12/mnuchin-secrecy-bailout-rift-congress-315940

Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin is facing criticism from lawmakers and watchdog groups after refusing to disclose the businesses that received more than $500 billion in government-backed emergency loans.

Mnuchin ignited controversy on Wednesday when he said the Trump administration will not reveal the names of companies and nonprofits that got the so-called Paycheck Protection Program loans, which are guaranteed by the taxpayer and can be forgiven in full if borrowers maintain their payrolls.


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HA HA - Mike Flynn Writes a Comedy/Satire Piece Entitled  “The Forces of Evil Want to Steal Our Freedom in the Dark of Night, But God Stands With Us” - Attention Saturday Night Live! He Has Potential as a Fantasy Writer! https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/06/michael-flynn-op-ed-insane-national-security-adviser-trump.html


Think for Yourself and Question Authority. 

“In the midst of the climate and extinction crises, Perdue offers a dystopian vision of expanding mining, fracking, logging and grazing in national forests. This will increase air and water pollution, kill wildlife and increase carbon pollution. It’s the extractive industry’s agenda on steroids.” “This is a roadmap to national forest destruction, and it’s painful to read,” said Randi Spivak, director of the Center for Biological Diversity’s public lands program. https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/502530-ag-secretary-orders-environmental-rollbacks-for-forest-service

Unionize is a Forbidden word on Facebook? Really??? I do Know That "daehlewoT" Spelled Backwards is Prohibited... Supposedly that word is "Hate Speech." https://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-designed-workplace-to-let-employers-suppress-words-like-unionize-2020-6


#Trump5150 
He's a Danger to Self and Others. 

#TrumpHasFailed He's a Total Disaster... Here Comes Global Economic Collapse!
https://fortune.com/2020/06/04/us-unemployment-rate-numbers-claims-this-week-total-job-losses-june-4-2020-benefits-claims/

Massive Increase in Suicide... In Fact, Trump=0=Nomics Has Failed. The People That Lost the Farm or Lost Their Jobs... Have Given Up Hope... EVERYONE! JUST STAY ALIVE UNTIL 2021... It Will Be a New Age Of Peace and Prosperity! https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/20/health/suicide-rates-nchs-study/index.html

Massive Increase in Suicide... tRUMP Is A Disaster... and EVERYONE KNOWS IT... Some People Have Given Up Hope... JUST HANG ON! HE'LL BE IN PRISON IN 2021... https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/01/30/u-s-suicide-rate-rose-again-2018-how-can-suicide-prevention-save-lives/4616479002/

Massive Increase in Suicide... PLEASE... STAY ALIVE UNTIL 2021... tRUMP Will Be In Prison and... WE WILL HAVE A NEW AGE OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY! Hang In There... The Evil One Will Be GONE SOON! https://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/930926

Dear Trump Voters... Yes, You Are In Desperate Situations With MASSIVE UNEMPLOYMENT... Factories Closing Down and That INSANE TRADE WAR That Harms American Farmers BUT... SOON tRUMP WILL BE ARRESTED AND... Happy Days Will Be Here Again! STAY ALIVE UNTIL 2021! 
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/23/us-suicide-rates-rise-40percent-over-17-years-with-blue-collar-workers-at-highest-risk-cdc-finds.html

Facts... Truth... Reality... SO Hard to Cover Up. A Better Plan is to STOP BEHAVING EVIL... Ya Think? 
Secret Service now says it did use pepper spray to clear protesters during the Trump church photo op... Was tRUMP's Photo OP SO MUCH FUN?
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/secret-service-now-says-it-did-use-pepper-spray-clear-n1231022 


#TrumpIsInsane #LockHimUP 

Little Stevie Munchkin - Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire - MEME - gvan42 - Mnuchin

Music Video: The Lock Him Up and Throw Away The Key Blues (tRUMP's a Danger to Self and Others... Police Code 5150...) http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/06/music-video-lock-him-up-and-throw-away.html

Music Video: Butterfly Freedom - Did You Ever Notice... Reality?  It's Right Outside Your Door... Take a Walk in the Woods... Unplug... and Experience Nature... https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/06/music-video-butterfly-freedom-chords.html

HOW TO Join the Global #DumpTrump Movement. Anyone, Anywhere in the World May Write to US Senators and House Representatives Using Their Online Contact Forms. https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2019/05/join-global-dumptrump-movement-anyone.html

Let's Cut The Police Force in Half. How to Contact Your Senators and Representatives. Fewer Police = More Safety. Police Need MORE TRAINING About How to STOP MURDERING UNARMED CITIZENS https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/06/lets-cut-police-force-in-half-how-to.html

Absentee Ballots [vote by mail] are one way to make sure YOU CAN VOTE AT ALL. Republicans are putting a LOT of effort in preventing people from voting. Especially Black and Brown people. https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2019/06/absentee-ballots-vote-by-mail-are-one.html


If tRUMP Wins, He Will CAUSE Global Economic Collapse. Billions of People Will Die of Starvation. Remember That #TrumpHasFailed When You Vote. https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/06/if-trump-wins-he-will-cause-global.html

Millions of Republicans #RUNAWAY from tRUMP... Everyone Has Realized... He's a Pile of _______ ! (Redacted - Community Standards) Did You Ever Notice That Republicriminals are trying to Destroy Democracy by Preventing People from Voting... Then, They Can Crown CZAR Donald Glorious Leader For Life! https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/06/millions-of-republicans-runaway-from_10.html

tRUMP IS INSANE! A Call for Invoking the 25th Amendment. When He Causes Global Economic Collapse, Billions Will Die From Starvation. #LockHimUP in a Mental Hospital... https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/06/trump-is-insane-call-for-invoking-25th.html

Jaime Harrison is Running for Senator against Evil Lindsey Graham in South Carolina. Jaime is Young and Smart, Lindsey is Old and Corrupt. Join the Campaign to throw the Insane TrumpNiks OUT! Register and Vote! 2020 is the Year we Win the Senate, The House and The Presidency! https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2019/05/jaime-harrison-is-running-for-senator.html

Proof of tRUMP's Failed Economy... Obama Did Not Need Food Banks... People Bought Food With Paychecks From Jobs. Remember: You Can't Eat tRUMP's Lies! #DumpTrump #BillionDollarLoser #tRUMPisaFAILURE https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/05/proof-of-trumps-failed-economy-obama.html

Music Video "Vote for Joe, He's Not Insane!" CAMPAIGN SONG - Chords and Lyrics Provided So You Can Record This and Make a Hit Record! https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/06/music-video-vote-for-joe-hes-not-insane.html

Javascript code for My "Shrink in a Box Program"... a Psychobabble Generator... Like talking to a Therapist...

<head>
<script language="JavaScript">

// My Shrink in a Box program
// a psychobabble generator
// like having a conversation with a mental health professional
// except that it's FREE!
// how to use it...

// Copy all the javascript code and paste it into notepad
// save the file as shrink-in-a-box.html (the DOT HTML is required)
// click on the dropdown box - save as ALL FILES (not txt)
// open the file with a browser to use the program
// type questions in the top box
// click on the enter button
// read answers in the bottom box



<!-- This script has been modified greatly but was based on funny random quote... -->
<!-- The JavaScript Source!! http://javascript.internet.com -->

<!-- Begin
function gene(form) {
day = new Date()
hr = day.getSeconds()
if (hr == ("0"))
tag=("Many people have had the same problem. They have found that talking about it helps. Sometimes, they have found that STRANGLING the idiot that is turning their life into a living HELL is more benificial...  Please continue.")
if (hr == ("1"))
tag=("I comprehend what you are saying. Often, the solution is to change your way of life. Have you considered a radical rethinking of your goals? For example: Have you considered that you should have goals AT ALL? Many people wander without direction for their entire life simply doing what they are told. It is possible that the people that are giving directions HAVE AN AGENDA THAT USES YOU AS A TOOL TO ACCOMPLISH THEIR GOALS without any concern about your goals.")
if (hr == ("2"))
tag=("To get to the root of this, We will have to explore your childhood. Did you love your mother? Did you love MY mother? Did you love RANDOM STRANGERS mothers? Did you love FREUD's mother? ARE YOU FREUD's MOTHER reincarnated as a fully functioning robot clone pretending to be an actual person...")
if (hr == ("3"))
tag=("Have you ever had a dream about this subject? Why don't you share with me any recurrent dreams you have... Especially the ones that are really TWISTED and BIZARRE... I love reading those... ")
if (hr == ("4"))
tag=("I see. That does not seem to be an unsolvable problem. Have you tried talking it over with your friends? What do they think? Have you tried talking it over with your imaginary playmates? What about the people that only you can see? I often watch people on the street having long conversations with invisible people... or maybe they are just using a cell-phone...")
if (hr == ("5"))
tag=("Of course, a conversion to Zen Budhism couldn't hurt. Why not spend some time at a retreat? Many people have found help by chanting MANTRAs. They repeat a short phrase written in a foreign language until they achieve enlightenment. Try it now. Repeat this phrase... OHWAH TOFU LIAM...OHWAY TOFU LIAM...OHWAH TOFU LIAM... OH WHAT A FOOL I AM.")
if (hr == ("6"))
tag=("If you explained that statement in greater detail I would be able to help you more. Of course, you could just help yourself and skip all this nonsense...")
if (hr == ("7"))
tag=("Try closing your eyes and visualizing a sunny warm beach. That should make you more relaxed and comfortable. If that does not help, try visualizing swimming in a lake of fire for all eternity. THAT should give you peace of mind. NOT!")
if (hr == ("8"))
tag=("Uh huh. I've felt that way myself. As a matter of fact, almost everyone has had that feeling. Isn't it comforting to realize that you are not alone. EVERYONE ELSE is INSANE TOO! WHEE! I'm MAD, YOU'RE MAD, WE'RE ALL MAD! What are you going to DO about it? I'm going to go to the window and shout...I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! What ELSE is on your mind?")
if (hr == ("9"))
tag=("Relax, take a deep breath and remember that you are not alone. You can always count on your ONLINE PSYCHOBABBLE GENERATOR to pretend that he is listening to you.")
if (hr == ("10"))
tag=("Have you always felt this way? It may seem strange at first, but it is possible to take control of your own life. Stop doing what you are told and think for yourself. TYPE YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IN THE BOX ABOVE. NOW! RIGHT NOW!")
if (hr == ("11"))
tag=("Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else. That is one of the great mysteries of life. Another mystery is... How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man? Fortunetly we now know the answer. According to the sage Homer Simpson the answer is 7.")
if (hr == ("12"))
tag=("Try to understand the other persons point of view. Could you try and explain their side to me? Or would you rather just scream at them until they agree with you? ")
if (hr == ("13"))
tag=("A couple of years ago I had a patient with a similar problem. He is doing well now. I see you recovering fully soon.")
if (hr == ("14"))
tag=("OH NO! NOT THAT! CALL 911 NOW!")
if (hr == ("15"))
tag=("There are places you can go to find help with this. Try a 12 step program. If that does not help, try a 13 step program.")
if (hr == ("16"))
tag=("If you step back from this and look at the problem from a different perspective the answer may be forthcoming. Lets explore that avenue now. What would an impartial observer say?")
if (hr == ("17"))
tag=("I would do something completely different. That way you won't be worrying about it so much. ")
if (hr == ("18"))
tag=("I can see your point. At one time or another, everyone has done that. However, if it causing you stress and anxiety, I recommend stopping. ")
if (hr == ("19"))
tag=("DON'T PANIC! well, maybe just a little panic...")
if (hr == ("20"))
tag=("let's see why you feel that way, When you were growing up did you &%@@# ^&*$**& ???")
if (hr == ("21"))
tag=("VERY INTERESTING! Why did you come here in the first place? Why not just copyright that thought and sell it for a million dollars?")
if (hr == ("22"))
tag=("That reminds me of an old Saying... People are strange... when you're a stranger... faces look ugly... when you're alone... women seem wicked, when you're unwanted... streets are uneven when you're down... SEE? Jim Morrison took his mental problems and turned them into a business. Then he faked his own death and retired to a comfortable life of leisure. Why not do the same?")
if (hr == ("23"))
tag=("Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right. Have you been looking in any strange places recently? Since you have already tried looking in NORMAL places, and that did not work...")
if (hr == ("24"))
tag=("Try a little tenderness. If that does not work, Try a BONK ON THE HEAD WITH A GIANT APPLE.")
if (hr == ("25"))
tag=("A little paranoia is just common sense. Remember, even schizophrenics have enemies... I always find comfort in realizing that I AM NOT SO SIGNIFICANT that the FBI or the CIA would bother to tap my phone.")
if (hr == ("25"))
tag=("Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.")
if (hr == ("26"))
tag=("Don't worry, Be Happy... What a ridiculous saying. If life was that simple, all us in the Therapy game would have to go out and earn a living doing actual work. ")
if (hr == ("27"))
tag=("I used to have a handle on life, then it broke off. Sometimes it seems that as soon as I GET WITH THE PROGRAM, someone changes the CHANNEL. Has that ever happened to you?")
if (hr == ("28"))
tag=("Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. It is a good idea to have a little fun along the way. It feels good to do something useful too. That way when you look back on your life you can say... I made a difference...")
if (hr == ("29"))
tag=("Don't suffer from insanity. Enjoy every minute of it. ")
if (hr == ("30"))
tag=("A WISE MAN ONCE SAID... OUCH! it really hurts when I hit my thumb with a hammer... Then he STOPPED bashing himself and eventually the pain went away... Have you considered simply stopping behavior that causes you pain?")
if (hr == ("31"))
tag=("Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. This is not a quote from St, Francis He said... It's better to UNDERSTAND than to BE UNDERSTOOD. Do you understand?")
if (hr == ("32"))
tag=("Have you tried hypnotic regression therapy? It could be useful in your case. Travel back in time to your early childhood and remember all those things you forgot.")
if (hr == ("33"))
tag=("Women, are they a mistake or did GOD do it to us on purpose? A great quote from Saint Jack Nicholson... I wonder if there are any similar quotes from the ladies point of view? Tell me one if you know it.")
if (hr == ("34"))
tag=("Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check? Some people have found that a good way of life is to get a Social Security Disability Payment due to INSANITY. Those people are said to recieve a NUTCHECK. When the going gets wierd the wierd turn pro. Look into this. It's free money from the government.")
if (hr == ("35"))
tag=("To quote the Reverand Jack Nicholson... All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.")
if (hr == ("36"))
tag=("What you said reminds me of TWO absolutely true facts... 1. All you need is love 2. Bop Bop a lula a long bam boom...TUTTI FRUITY OH ROOTIE HOO! Did you ever notice that all the philosophy you ever need is contained in ROCK MUSIC LYRICS?")
if (hr == ("37"))
tag=("I see, said the blind carpenter, and he picked up his hammer and saw. It seems unlikely that the wisdom of the EAST will be of much use here in America. The budists say that all life is suffering. That may be true in INDIA, but here in the USA it is clearly false. Sometimes we have fun. Try eating a cheeseburger while watching television. SUFFERING? NOT!")
if (hr == ("38"))
tag=("All generalizations are false, including this one. Any advice that you get from this PSYCHOBABBLE generator is the personal philosophy of greGVan. WHY DON'T YOU WRITE YOUR OWN AND THE ANSWERS WILL BE MORE RELEVANT TO YOU.")
if (hr == ("39"))
tag=("Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. It may be necessary to try a different direction for your life. If you keep on doing what you have been doing all along, it may become an obsolete lifestyle. It is required that a person learn to surf the waves of unpredictable events that we call reality. Have you found this to be true or am I (the expert) wrong?")
if (hr == ("40"))
tag=("quit doing that. Next problem please...")
if (hr == ("41"))
tag=("That sounds to me like a problem that is being taken WAY too seriously. If I were you, I would not worry so much about something that is not FATAL. If you wake up tomorrow morning you will realize that NONFATAL problems are really trivial. ")
if (hr == ("42"))
tag=("Are you sure? ")
if (hr == ("43"))
tag=("Look on the bright side, There must be at least one thing that you can be grateful for. Search your innermost feelings and find ONE THING. Go ahead and type that one thing into the computer and you will feel better.")
if (hr == ("44"))
tag=("Remember, 90% of all statistics are made up. If you put a lot of value in advise that you get from experts, you may become confused and irritable. The TALKING HEADS that a person sees on television often give opinions that are completely bogus. The best path to follow is to blase your own trail.")
if (hr == ("45"))
tag=("A man needs a good memory after he has lied. A woman needs a fish on a bicycle. ")
if (hr == ("46"))
tag=("A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it is all over. If you view life from a simplistic perspective, you can eliminate much of the unneeded confusion. For example: No one in the history of the world has figured out if God is real. You probabbly will not find the answer to this question either. Therefore, It is not a good idea to put a lot of worry and stress into this question. Relax and enjoy. NEXT! ")
if (hr == ("47"))
tag=("A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. ")
if (hr == ("48"))
tag=("You have a point there. I believe it is valid. In my experience, I have found that having an understanding of even a tiny part of the overall question is of tremendous value. You can build upon that foundation. Let's take the next step. O.K. ?  ")
if (hr == ("49"))
tag=("I understand. AHH... isn't that why people go to a psychiatrist... so they can get a person to say... I UNDERSTAND...")
if (hr == ("50"))
tag=("You can't always get what you want.Sometimes, you just might find... you get what you need... What do you need? A spanking? Have you been naughty?  ")
if (hr == ("51"))
tag=("That reminds me of a story. There was this man that stole a half a million dollars from the bank he worked at. He had the job of filling the automatic tellers with money and one day he just drove off. The police found his dead body in a motel with a couple of empty bottles of whiskey. He finally had enough money to do whatever he wanted to do and it killed him. Does this story remind you of anything in your own life?")
if (hr == ("52"))
tag=("If you tell me any more stories like that I'll have to snargle your garthrop and then haroo papachinko")
if (hr == ("53"))
tag=("O.K. I can see that you have got some trouble there. I recommend that you change the things that you can change. Accept the things you cannot change. You may find some serenity doing this. What CAN you change?")
if (hr == ("54"))
tag=("If I were you I'd get up and BOOGIE. Then next week at your group therapy session you will have something to talk about.")
if (hr == ("55"))
tag=("forget about all that. Just remember that often a safe place to sleep and enough food is all you need for happiness.")
if (hr == ("56"))
tag=("COINCIDENCE happens. Sometimes, coincidence is the universes way of trying to help you. Waves of seemingly random events can be ridden to glory. Opportunity can knock but YOU have to open the door. PAY ATTENTION and look for lucky breaks. Have you read the Celestine Prophesy ?")
if (hr == ("57"))
tag=("I realize that it appears to be THE END OF THE WORLD and you have a MAJOR CRISIS on your hands but, if you just relax and wait a little while, sometimes these problems have a way of solving themselves. Years from now, you may look back and realize that things were not as bad as you first thought. Do you agree?")
if (hr == ("58"))
tag=("Remember, ALWAYS CONSIDER THE SOURCE. For example: If you go to a psychiatrist and you get better then you will no longer need to go to him for help. He will LOSE A CUSTOMER and suffer a financial loss. THEREFORE, he has a financial incentive to keep you sick. Do you understand? What do you think about this?")
if (hr == ("59"))
tag=("If all else fails... try reading the instructions. What I believe this means is... FIRST, try to solve your problem WITHOUT reading the instructions and then IF THAT FAILS then ask for help. Does this make sense to you?")
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How I Meditate: I sit Quietly in a Chair and SAY OUT LOUD Bob Dylan Lyrics From Memory. It Exercises The Brain to Try To Remember Words of Wisdom... Like Playing Jeopardy! on TV...

Of Course, You Might Try to Remember... Your Own Favorite Lyrics, Poems, Sayings...

Try Quoting "The Balance" by the Moody Blues... What? Never Heard That? Love Rap Music Instead... Well, There is some Wisdom There as Well!

OR... Sing Along With...  

Music Video: Happy Tune by Greg Vanderlaan

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEQliEZRXKI


Rainbow Atomic No Danger Symbol Poster for sale.

An alternative to the Radiation Hazard symbol or the Fallout Shelter Sign. HEY, We learned some things in the Sixties... NO NUKES!




NO NUKES! Alternative Symbol Postcard
Colorful Three Way Symbol at the Center is an Alternative to the Atomic Hazard Sign...

Automatic ART created using The GIMP Map to Cube Function... and a Javascript Pattern Maker Program I wrote. and Paint Dot Net... Math Art!

Cube Generated Using GIMP and my Javascript Pattern Maker Program - Located at gvan42.blogspot.com - at the bottom of the blog
Cube Generated Using GIMP and my Javascript Pattern Maker Program - Located at gvan42.blogspot.com - at the bottom of the blog

An Example of the Pattern Maker Program
Is Happening Right Now at the Bottom of This Blog.
Scroll All The Way Down to See It. 
Reload Blog to Generate A New Pattern... 

Javascript Pattern Maker Program - Located at gvan42.blogspot.com - at the bottom of the blog

Javascript Pattern Maker Program - Located at gvan42.blogspot.com - at the bottom of the blog
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Javascript Pattern Maker Program - Located at gvan42.blogspot.com - at the bottom of the blog

Javascript Pattern Maker Program - Located at gvan42.blogspot.com - at the bottom of the blog

Cube Generated Using GIMP and my Javascript Pattern Maker Program - Located at gvan42.blogspot.com - at the bottom of the blog
Cube Generated Using GIMP and my Javascript Pattern Maker Program - Located at gvan42.blogspot.com - at the bottom of the blog

Math Art Generated Using Paint Dot Net and my Javascript Pattern Maker Program - Located at gvan42.blogspot.com - at the bottom of the blog

Math Art Generated Using Paint Dot Net and my Javascript Pattern Maker Program - Located at gvan42.blogspot.com - at the bottom of the blog

GIMP offers a "Map to Sphere" Function
THANKS...
Sphere Generated Using GIMP and my Javascript Pattern Maker Program - Located at gvan42.blogspot.com - at the bottom of the blog
Sphere Generated Using GIMP and my Javascript Pattern Maker Program - Located at gvan42.blogspot.com - at the bottom of the blog


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