TRUMP RESIGNS! President Pence Appoints Gay Jim Jordan Vice President. Trump Says: "I'm Outta Here! You Guys Solve Your Own Problems..."

Citing a Need to Spend More Time With Hookers, Former President Trump Helicopters to Andrews Air Force Base for One Last Trip to Margo Largo... 

This is a Dream I Had Last Night... Sadly, When I Checked the News This Morning, I Found That Mad King Donald the Corrupt is Still CZAR... DANG! That SUCKS!