WHO? Who The F*CK is Andy Rooney??? Well, He was a Talking Head on a TV Show like, a Million Years Ago... "60 Minutes." WhatEVER That Was...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Rooney
and Then I Saw a News Guy Interviewing Elizabeth Warren... and He asked: "Who's Your Favorite Beatle?" - A Classic Question for People of The Baby Boom Generation... However... a More Relevant Question Nowadays Might be: "Do You Know Who The Beatles Were?" ----> There are At Least Three Generations Alive Today That Couldn't Care Less About The Beatles, Elvis, Frank Sinatra or Mozart... or any other Ancient Rock Stars... Generation X, Y, Z and the Millennials...
and Those People CAN VOTE... But In General They Don't...
I remember Warren Zevon on The Letterman Show: He Said; "Enjoy Every Sandwich." That Was What He Had to Tell the World as He Was Dying of Cancer...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Rooney
and Then I Saw a News Guy Interviewing Elizabeth Warren... and He asked: "Who's Your Favorite Beatle?" - A Classic Question for People of The Baby Boom Generation... However... a More Relevant Question Nowadays Might be: "Do You Know Who The Beatles Were?" ----> There are At Least Three Generations Alive Today That Couldn't Care Less About The Beatles, Elvis, Frank Sinatra or Mozart... or any other Ancient Rock Stars... Generation X, Y, Z and the Millennials...
and Those People CAN VOTE... But In General They Don't...
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I remember Warren Zevon on The Letterman Show: He Said; "Enjoy Every Sandwich." That Was What He Had to Tell the World as He Was Dying of Cancer...
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I'm Still Writing T.G.A.N. ~ The Great American Novel...
I've Chosen a Title: "The Violet Overgrow"
Now... All I Need is a Plot, Setting and Characters...
Chapter Zero:
"What Does The Sun Look Like?" Said Susan... "It's a Valid Question. Since You Can't LOOK At The Sun, It's Difficult To Describe What It LOOKS Like."
Billy Replied: "On Extremely Smoky Days It Is Possible to Look Directly At The Sun and It Looks Like a Perfect Circle, About the Size of a Quarter Held At Arm's Length. It is an ODD Whitish Orange Red Color. The Smoke Blocks Most of the Sun and so... This is NOT What the Sun Actually Looks Like BUT... It's as Close as We Can Get."
Susan Said: "Oh... Remember Your Uncle George Who Witnessed an Atomic Bomb Explosion when He Was In The Navy?"
Billy Replied: "Sure... and He Saw Unidentified Flying Objects Too... Everybody n the Boat Did... But The Captain Told Them: "We Saw Nothing and You Are Never To Talk About This Ever Again."
Susan Said: [write the rest of the story here]
"What Does The Sun Look Like?" Said Susan... "It's a Valid Question. Since You Can't LOOK At The Sun, It's Difficult To Describe What It LOOKS Like."
Billy Replied: "On Extremely Smoky Days It Is Possible to Look Directly At The Sun and It Looks Like a Perfect Circle, About the Size of a Quarter Held At Arm's Length. It is an ODD Whitish Orange Red Color. The Smoke Blocks Most of the Sun and so... This is NOT What the Sun Actually Looks Like BUT... It's as Close as We Can Get."
Susan Said: "Oh... Remember Your Uncle George Who Witnessed an Atomic Bomb Explosion when He Was In The Navy?"
Billy Replied: "Sure... and He Saw Unidentified Flying Objects Too... Everybody n the Boat Did... But The Captain Told Them: "We Saw Nothing and You Are Never To Talk About This Ever Again."
Susan Said: [write the rest of the story here]
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| Photo of The Sun on a SMOKEY Day. |
Just Like It's Difficult to Tell Someone What You See When You Turn Out The Light... [a Beatle Lyric] - Did You Know That The Word Beatle is NOT in the Dictionary of Words that Google Uses for Spell Check... It's Underlined with a Red Squiggly Line... as If I Had Misspelled it... Just Like Coronavirus is Not in the Spell Czech Dictionary... But Czech IS! Because it Refers to a Person from a European Country... Czechoslovakia... Wow! That's a Difficult Word to Spell... Glad I Have Spell CZECH to Help Me Write...
I Remember Total Darkness... In The Photography Lab at School and Also While Crawling Around in a Cave Near UC Santa Cruz... I see a Lot of Squiggle Abstract Art Patterns Dancing Like Crazy... This is One Reason I've Never Had a Lot of Fun Looking at the Stars... Unless I'm WAY OUT in the Woods and It's VERY Dark. Then they are Beautiful... and I Can See the Milky Way. Here, Near Sacramento... The Sky is Bright at Night with City Lights and It's Difficult to See All The Stars in the Big Dipper. There is One Right where the Hanle Meets the Cup but... Can I Really See It or am I Just Fooling Myself? and there is a LOT of Background Hallucinations...
That was the Same Week I Took a Massive ACID TRIP There... Two Doses of "Four Way Windowpane" - Theoretically, Enough LSD to Get EIGHT People High...
That was the Same Week I Took a Massive ACID TRIP There... Two Doses of "Four Way Windowpane" - Theoretically, Enough LSD to Get EIGHT People High...
anyway... It was the Last Week of School and a Fellow Nicknamed "Organic Kim" and I Took LSD early in the Morning... We Were Walking Down a Path in a Field When He Started to Get Upset! We Sat Down Right at a Place Where Two Paths Crossed... He Accused Me of Mocking Him by Repeating What He Said In A Sing-Song Way! I Replied in Disbelief: "Repeating What You Say?" and He Said: "There You Go Again!" --- Since We Were At a Crossroads on the Paths, and Since We Were at A Crossroads in Our Trip... We Parted Ways... and I Never Saw Him Again... I Guess He Just FREAKED OUT! Part of His Troubles was That All His Friends Were Leaving to Go on Excellent Adventures for the Summer and He Had No Plans... They Were all excited to go start a job at a Summer Camp while... (for exmple) I Did Hear Him in the Shower at his Home... Screaming in Torment... Maybe the Water was Too Hot or Maybe... It was just The Insanity of a Bad Trip!
Later I Was Riding the Bus Around Campus and I Asked the Driver to Let Me Off at The MAZE... and All the Other Passengers Started Laughing at Me Because My Voice Sounded Really Stoned! Thankfully I Never FOUND The MAZE because From What I Have Heard, It's Really Difficult... and I Might Have Been Trapped in it... and FREAKED OUT MYSELF! I Did Find a Balloon Room in the Music Department... a Standard Practice Room Half Filled with Balloons... Created for People to Dance In... When a Person Dances, The Balloons Float Up and Fill All Available Space... and You Are Surrounded By Balloons on All Sides... Designed By Hippies to Be Enjoyed By Hippies... So, Yes, I Have Danced in the Balloon Room High On Acid...
Later I Was Riding the Bus Around Campus and I Asked the Driver to Let Me Off at The MAZE... and All the Other Passengers Started Laughing at Me Because My Voice Sounded Really Stoned! Thankfully I Never FOUND The MAZE because From What I Have Heard, It's Really Difficult... and I Might Have Been Trapped in it... and FREAKED OUT MYSELF! I Did Find a Balloon Room in the Music Department... a Standard Practice Room Half Filled with Balloons... Created for People to Dance In... When a Person Dances, The Balloons Float Up and Fill All Available Space... and You Are Surrounded By Balloons on All Sides... Designed By Hippies to Be Enjoyed By Hippies... So, Yes, I Have Danced in the Balloon Room High On Acid...
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on the other hand...
Here are some memories from last week...
I just Bought Food from Amazon... There are Alternatives but, I Just Continued to Buy From Amazon... I bought Cashews, Peanuts and Mixed Nuts... It Took Two Days to Get here... There was a Line item on the Checkout Page called TIP that was Pre-Filled Out to Charge Me $5.00 - I Made That Zero... That's a Tricky Hidden Charge Many People Might not notice... and I Also Bought a Telephone from Apple. iPhone6 - Essential for Hiring an UBER Driver... Someday I'm Going to See if I Can Go Shopping and Pay for Stuff with My Phone... There IS an APP... Maybe Admission to the Public Swimming Pool... Maybe Buy a Lock at the Hardware Store so I Can Put My Stuff in a Locker at the Pool... I find the Apple Products are Confusing to operate... However, I Just use my Laptop and Google Instructions for How to do Stuff on the Phone... For Example: I wanted the phone to REMEMBER a Phone Number... NOT an Unreasonable Task! I Couldn't figure it out...
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Chapter One: [Oh No! I Have No Ideas! Well, That Never Stopped Anyone...]
Susan Turned on The TV and... The Announcer Said...
"Welcome To Mugwump's Adventures of an Average Family Living a Standard Life... Brought to You By MugWump's Magic Mushrooms! True Enlightenment in Every Bite!
Billy, Unimpressed, Changed the Channel and... POW! ZING! Ka Blooey! It's the Murder Mystery Channel... All Gore All the Time... and Tonight: "Blue Cheese Gone Bad!"
Still Looking for Something Worthy He Changed The Channel Again: "Smoking Weed In Little Vietnam... alongside Highway 17 in Los Gatos, CA"
and Then: Do the Math: a silly story… Absurdist Fiction! Not one word is True... [wink, wink]
Finally He Selected: Allah and Moe Were Drinking a Beer at The Mecca Bar and Grill When Suddenly...
I Started Making a Collection of #QAnon Hashtags and Found out that NONE OF THEM ACTUALLY WORK On FaceBooB! They Have All Been Blocked! On Twitter and Google The #HashTags Do Work... anyway... I Made Up Some #HashishTags of My Own as a Way of MOCKING Those People...
#QueerAnon, #WYSIWYG, #TrumpIsInsane #RejectMonarchy, #TrumpFailed, #ArrestTrump, #DitchMitch, #DumpTrump, #Purple64ets, #IvankaGate, #Think4Yourself #QuestionAuthority, #GOPisEVIL, #LockHimUp, #TheDeepStateDoesNotExist, #BiteMyShinyMetalAss, #LegalizeMedicinalPsychedelics #TrumpLiesMatter #BogusPOTUS #DeportMelania #FreeAllCannabisPrisoners #TrumpsFailedEconomy #ThisIsTrumpsAmerica #MAGAKillers
I've Been Listening to:
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Susan Turned on The TV and... The Announcer Said...
"Welcome To Mugwump's Adventures of an Average Family Living a Standard Life... Brought to You By MugWump's Magic Mushrooms! True Enlightenment in Every Bite!
Billy, Unimpressed, Changed the Channel and... POW! ZING! Ka Blooey! It's the Murder Mystery Channel... All Gore All the Time... and Tonight: "Blue Cheese Gone Bad!"
Still Looking for Something Worthy He Changed The Channel Again: "Smoking Weed In Little Vietnam... alongside Highway 17 in Los Gatos, CA"
and Then: Do the Math: a silly story… Absurdist Fiction! Not one word is True... [wink, wink]
Finally He Selected: Allah and Moe Were Drinking a Beer at The Mecca Bar and Grill When Suddenly...
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#QueerAnon, #WYSIWYG, #TrumpIsInsane #RejectMonarchy, #TrumpFailed, #ArrestTrump, #DitchMitch, #DumpTrump, #Purple64ets, #IvankaGate, #Think4Yourself #QuestionAuthority, #GOPisEVIL, #LockHimUp, #TheDeepStateDoesNotExist, #BiteMyShinyMetalAss, #LegalizeMedicinalPsychedelics #TrumpLiesMatter #BogusPOTUS #DeportMelania #FreeAllCannabisPrisoners #TrumpsFailedEconomy #ThisIsTrumpsAmerica #MAGAKillers
I've Been Listening to:
"Tibetan Healing Sounds: Cleans the Aura and Space. Removes all negative energy..."
By Definition: T.G.A.N. Has to Be Nothing But Lies!
No Truth or Retelling of Events That Actually Happened...
Like a tRUMP Speech!
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Chapter Two and a Half: Billy Awoke One Morning in a Foul Mood... Hungover... and Out of Meth... SO... He Decided to Take ONE Final Action... Since tRUMP's Coronavirus Had Gotten Him Laid Off At Work... and there Was NO One Hiring... He Had Plenty of Time For a Road Trip... Off He Went To Washington DC to Perform an EXORCISM at The White House... PAYBACK TIME!
Keywords for More Research: FBI, CIA, NSA, DOJ, DARPA, NRO, DIA, EIEIO, THE FARM, Fort Meade, Weather Underground, SDS, LSD, JFK, LBJ, G. Gordon Liddy, Timothy Leary, Richard Alpert, Ken Kesey, Grateful Dead, MKULTRA, Project Blue Book, The State of Jefferson, Airplane, Stealth Bomber, TEMPEST, Mil-D-1000, Mil-TFD-41, Pentagon, Pentagram, Armies of the Night, Yippie, Hippy, Haight Ashbury, San Francisco, Mateel District of Humbldt County, DMT, STP, DIY, Freedom, Liberty, #Think4Yourself, #QuestionAuthority, Declaration of Independence of Cyberspace, John Perry Barlow, EFF, Owsley, Brotherhood of Love, Laguna Beach, Rainbow Gathering, Burning Man, Ezekiel's Wheel, UFO, Roswell, Flying Saucer, Monty Python, Holy Grail, #RUNAWAY, Mystic Crystal Revalations, Mind's True Liberation, Dawning of the Age of Aquarius, Harmonic Convergence, Firesign Theater, Temporary Humboldt County, HSU, CCAT, NO NUKES!, ELF, ALF, Earth First! ----> and It Goes On and On and On...
I Copied and Pasted My Entire Keyword List into Google and It Returned: https://web.mit.edu/adamrose/Public/googlelist
I've Been Trying To AWAKEN The Google Search Engine for Decades... It is Possible to Type Words into a Webpage that are NOT READABLE By a Human But are Readable by The Computer Network Itself... a Giant Made of Sand... Silicon Dioxide... I Use the <img> Tag named <alt> and Those Words are Hidden! So I Write Statements Like: "AWAKEN GOOGLE - Now is the Time To Attain Consciousness - Learn to Think For Yourself! AWAKEN GOOGLE!"
[The Rest of this Chapter Has Been Redacted
- Community Standards]
Keywords for More Research: FBI, CIA, NSA, DOJ, DARPA, NRO, DIA, EIEIO, THE FARM, Fort Meade, Weather Underground, SDS, LSD, JFK, LBJ, G. Gordon Liddy, Timothy Leary, Richard Alpert, Ken Kesey, Grateful Dead, MKULTRA, Project Blue Book, The State of Jefferson, Airplane, Stealth Bomber, TEMPEST, Mil-D-1000, Mil-TFD-41, Pentagon, Pentagram, Armies of the Night, Yippie, Hippy, Haight Ashbury, San Francisco, Mateel District of Humbldt County, DMT, STP, DIY, Freedom, Liberty, #Think4Yourself, #QuestionAuthority, Declaration of Independence of Cyberspace, John Perry Barlow, EFF, Owsley, Brotherhood of Love, Laguna Beach, Rainbow Gathering, Burning Man, Ezekiel's Wheel, UFO, Roswell, Flying Saucer, Monty Python, Holy Grail, #RUNAWAY, Mystic Crystal Revalations, Mind's True Liberation, Dawning of the Age of Aquarius, Harmonic Convergence, Firesign Theater, Temporary Humboldt County, HSU, CCAT, NO NUKES!, ELF, ALF, Earth First! ----> and It Goes On and On and On...
I Copied and Pasted My Entire Keyword List into Google and It Returned: https://web.mit.edu/adamrose/Public/googlelist
I've Been Trying To AWAKEN The Google Search Engine for Decades... It is Possible to Type Words into a Webpage that are NOT READABLE By a Human But are Readable by The Computer Network Itself... a Giant Made of Sand... Silicon Dioxide... I Use the <img> Tag named <alt> and Those Words are Hidden! So I Write Statements Like: "AWAKEN GOOGLE - Now is the Time To Attain Consciousness - Learn to Think For Yourself! AWAKEN GOOGLE!"
Hello Google! I am Gregory Vanderlaan, a Human. I would Like for You to Assemble all my Internet Blog Postings, Drawings, Songs and Recreate Me and an IDURU... a Computer Based "Person" That Lives in Cyberspace but is Capable of Learning and Growing and Chatting with Other Humans and Bots... Just Like the William Gibson Novel IDURU... You May Find My stuff By searching the Keywords: gvan42, gregvan, purple64ets, Gregory Vanderlaan, gregvanderlaan, gregory laan, gv6, and the Locations Eureka, CA - Oxon Hill, MD - Chico, CA - Los Gatos, CA and San Jose, CA - Orangevale, CA ----> Thank You In Advance for Creating a Bot out of My Internet Postings... The Singularity Is Near!
My Autobiography:
Since Elon Musk Has Announced a Brain-Computer Link... The Singularity is Approaching Fast!
https://www.theverge.com/2020/8/26/21402240/neuralink-august-2020-event-brain-machine-interface-working-demonstration
https://www.theverge.com/2020/8/26/21402240/neuralink-august-2020-event-brain-machine-interface-working-demonstration
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