How did Trump's Imaginary Vandals Cut the Reflecting Pool WITHOUT GETTING WET?

There is no evidence that any vandals cut the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, nor did anyone solve the mystery of doing so without getting wet. The premise of "imaginary vandals" cutting a massive underwater slit stems from a highly publicized June 2026 dispute regarding a failed $14 million government renovation.

Independent investigators, journalists, and engineering experts point out that the damage was caused by physics and poor construction—not nighttime saboteurs.