Many Veterans Hate Surprise Firecrackers Because They Think People are Shooting at them... Bad Memories...
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I Remember that in Columbia, Maryland... People were Shooting Rockets into the Air and They would Explode... Right in the Symphony Woods Parking Lot... and Then the Town Decided that The Grateful Dead Should NEVER Play Merriweather Post Pavilion Again BECAUSE... Deadheads were a Fire Hazard... after all, You can buy an amazing array of Explosives "South of the Border" in South Carolina... and MANY People Would Drive There, Load Up and Sell the Rockets in The North... a Simple and Lucrative Business... Perfect for an Entrepreneur...
Pre-Rolled Cigarette Butts Carelessly Thrown on the Ground Could Start a Forest Fire... a Better Plan is Smoking "American Spirit" Roll Your Own Tobacco and UNROLLING The Last quarter of The Cigarette and Putting the Unburnt Tobacco Back in the Bag to be rolled again later... American Spirit Does Not Have The Additive Chemical That Makes a Pre-Rolled Cigarette Keep on Burning Even when a Person is NOT ACUALLY Smoking it... As a Person that Has Smoked Roll Your Own Cigarettes for Forty Years... I Know that RYO Cigarettes Simply Stop Burning if a Person Sets the RYO Cigarette down in an Ashtray and Ignores it... a PRE-Rolled Will Keep on Burning and Five Minutes Later all that will be left is Ash... They Add That Chemical to Make People Buy More Cigarettes...