Our Pearl Harbor Moment. Iran shoots down American Drone Airplane. I recommend Dropping a Hydrogen Bomb on Tehran. Hey, Maybe I'm Wrong But YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO UNTIL YOU TRY!

OR... Instead of the USA Nuking Iran, A BETTER Plan would be for Israel to do it... That way we would have Plausible Deniability... Hey, they did it, we knew nothing, NOTHING! WE are SHOCKED, SHOCKED to Find Gambling in this Casino! (from the movie Casablanca)

Atomic weapons have proven TOTALLY Effective in changing Bad Attitudes of Weirdo Leaders. Look at Japan... First they were all "Let's invade our neighbors and enslave them" and then they were "Let's Build Great Cars and Electronic Equipment!" ATOMIC WEAPONS TOTALLY CHANGED THEIR BAD ATTITUDE!

Atomic Weapons were not so effective on Nevada. We blew up over 100 Atomic Bombs there... Oddly, we were not even at war with Nevada... Very Strange... 

and... Iran held Americans Hostage when Jimmy Carter was President... It's PAYBACK TIME! 

Everybody Sing! 
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, BOMB BOMB IRAN... (change key)
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, BOMB BOMB IRAN... (change key)
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, BOMB BOMB IRAN... (change key)
Oh Bomb Iran... Bomb Iran... We have a Plan... La La La La...
[Sung to the Beach Boys Tune]

ZERO Casualties in the War with Iran so far
They Shot Down a Drone... NO PILOT