Showing posts with label bland. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bland. Show all posts

Paintings On TV - The BEST are The Ones Advertising Happy Pills! (Psych Meds) - They Show the Awful World You Live In NOW and the Wonderful World You Would Live In If You Took Their Pills!

Man, I'd Like to Take Those! They Look GREAT! But... if you Listen to The Sound of this Commercial, They Mention Side Effects of Suicidal Thoughts and Death! FUN!

and after being shown these ads at least ten times a day for months... now the ads are never shown! Maybe Advertising Doesn't Actually Increase Sales? Maybe The Drugs Don't Actually WORK!

Before and After Taking Psych Meds! Latuda... Happy Pills

Drawing on the Sidewalk

Before and after Psych Meds - Happy Pills

Before and after Psych Meds - Happy Pills

I'm interested in the Paintings I see on TV... For Example: The ones in people's homes when they do an interview on TV News... Some are so awful that it's difficult to believe that anyone would actually pay money for them... and Even More Amazing is that anyone would Actually Paint them and then show them in Public... "I Did That!"

Bizarre Panda Painting... and Baseball Bat with the Word "Justice" on it... Jan 6th TV News Interview
Bizarre Panda Painting... TV News Interview of a January 6th Witness... and a Baseball Bat with the Word "Justice" on it... and Three Silver THINGS... I Have NO IDEA What they Are!



Office in the Cartoon TV Show ARCHER - abstract Art
Office in the Cartoon Show ARCHER... 


and The Paintings in Advertisements... Those have to be BLAND enough so they don't Distract from the Spokes Model... and What They are Selling... But if They were Missing, People would Wonder Why...

WTF Painting and a Beautiful Woman
WTF Painting and a Beautiful Woman... Can Anyone Tell What that White Area is? A Seashell? 

anyway... here's an art show of MY Art...
Mind Sprout by gvan42 - Black and White image of a Brain


Dream Job as a Kid: 
I wanted to be an Underground Comic Book Artist... Like Robert Crumb or Gilbert Sheldon... I drew some comics but... had real trouble with JOKES or a PLOT... and I Had only One Character... so... I became a Draftsman at a Computer Company... and That was Great... all day, every day... I was Drawing... and Some of my Art was Photographed and used to Actually Create Circuit Boards... and that was great until CAD Happened and a person that would work for Half my Salary could do the same quality of work that I did... Computer Automated Drafting put me out of work permanently... So I delivered Pizza for Domino's, Sold Electronic Equipment at Radio Shack, Made Plastic Parts at a Factory and Interviewed People Applying for Welfare... 
Cosmic Art by gvan42 - Created using my Javascript Colortable Program and a Potatoshop Clone

Cosmic Art by gvan42 - Created using my Javascript Colortable Program and a Potatoshop Clone

and all of these were Generated by a Javascript Program that I Wrote... It Creates a HTML Table and Fills in each <td> with a Calculated Background Color... You can see the Program Running at the VERY BOTTOM of This Blog... Reload for a Different Pattern... Code Provided!
Javascript Color Table Art - Math Calculated Design by gvan42

Javascript Color Table Art - Math Calculated Design by gvan42

Javascript Color Table Art - Math Calculated Design by gvan42

Javascript Color Table Art - Math Calculated Design by gvan42

Javascript Color Table Art - Math Calculated Design by gvan42

Javascript Color Table Art - Math Calculated Design by gvan42

I found that When I Had Enough Money, I had no Interest in GETTING MORE... Some people Have Compulsive Hoarding of Money Syndrome... but I don't... I Hired a Man to Invest My Money... and another to Pay my Bills and a Third to File Taxes... and Money is no longer a question in my life... There is Enough... and that's Enough!

Compulsive Hoarding of Money Syndrome - meme - by gvan42


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*The Violet Overgrow - An Eco-Warrior's Journey by Gregory Vanderlaan - FICTION

*Trump Confesses to Adultery! "Hey, Moses Was JUST JOKING When He Wrote those Ten Commandments...

*Generate Electricity and Clean Drinking Water AT THE SAME TIME. A Solar Powered Desalinization Plant Would Convert Seawater into Energy, Pure H2O and NaCl.

*Free Coloring Book Art by gvan42 - UFO and Alien Hieroglyphics

*Tree Sitters Protest Lignite Coal Mine in Hambach Forest, Germany

*The Passage of Roe v Wade Led to Fewer Unwanted Babies Being Born... and 20 Years Later, Less Violent Crime... Because Unwanted Babies Grow Up to Become Violent Criminals...

*FREE COLORING BOOK: Print The Drawings and Color Using Felt Pens, Pencils or Potatoshop... American Indian

*HEADLINE: Deadline for "Real ID" for Air Travel Postponed AGAIN Until May 7, 2025... WONDERFUL!

*My Music Video: FREE ALL THE CANNABIS PRISONERS - A Mockery of Nancy Ray Gun... Jest Say KNOW

*Bubble UP! Economics. Raise the Minimum Wage, Social Security and LOWER Taxes on 99% of Americans. Actually Collect Taxes on the Top 1%... We The People Will Spend that Extra Money in Our Paychecks and it will BUBBLE UP! Throughout The Entire Economy...

*How to Escape the Cult of Trump: Deprogramming by Family Members of the MAGA MORON is Essential... If Someone you Know has been Brainwashed... RESCUE THEM!


*The Best Five Restaurants Near Eureka, California - Eat a Fish, Watch the Boats...


*Trump: "The Art of the Failed Deal" Book. Every Deal in that book LOST MONEY. That's why He declared Bankruptcy SO MANY TIMES. Will his Business Stupidity cause the ENTIRE COUNTRY to Go Bankrupt?



*Photographs of a Journey to the Headwaters Forest - Now a State Reserve... Near Eureka, CA - Plus The Story of How It Came To Be!


*Rainbow Gathering July 1-7, 2024 Will Be In CALIFORNIA... Exact Location To Be Revealed June 15th... and As Soon as I Know, I'll Post Driving Directions and Maps Here... What IS The Rainbow Gathering? For Me, It's Woodstock with Amateur Musicians and I'm in the Band... It's a Week Long Backpack Trip for Thousands of People...



*Add THIS to Your Bucket List: Swimming at Bear Hole in Upper Bidwell Park, Chico California. Crystallized Black Lava Rocks - Basalt from the Eruption of Mount Lassen.


*Numbers have Cultural Meanings... A list from Zero to Infinity and Beyond... For example: 007 Means James Bond. 420 Means Marijuana. 5150 means Insane... and... 420 + 5150 = REEFER MADNESS!


*"Conspiracy Theories" that are ACTUALLY TRUE. MKULTRA, Cointelpro, CIA-Contra-Cocaine, Donald Rumsfeld Selling Weapons to Saddam Hussein, UFOs are Real... Sometimes people dismiss Truth as "Just a Conspiracy Theory" because they Don't LIKE THE TRUTH.


1967: The Summer of Love... San Francisco, Hippies, Flower Power, Peace, The Diggers, Haight Ashbury, LSD and the Grateful Dead. It certainly has been a Long Strange Trip. Congratulations to all those of us who have survived... One thing is for certain...The culture of the United States was radically different After the 1960's...





*American History: "The Thunder Machine" was a Giant Sheet Metal Sculpture that you Got Inside and Played like a Drum. Made by Ron Boise and used at Ken Kesey's Acid Tests.


For Maximum Effect, Don't Read This Book. Write Your Own! --- "Lessons Learned" by Gregory Vanderlaan. A Lifetime of Trial, Error and Survival Yielded These Words of Wisdom...


My Biff Rose Trip: Driving To a Cabin in the Woods - down The Coast of California from Arcata thru Ft Bragg to Mendocino... An Excellent Adventure!


How To Remove Smoke from Indoor Air. Tape a Filter to a Box Fan. During Wildfire Season the Air Indoors is Bad to Breathe...






Pretty Soon the Filter Turns Brown
from Smoke, Pollen and Dust.




















Free Coloring Book Art by gvan42 - UFO and Alien Hieroglyphics