Man, I'd Like to Take Those! They Look GREAT! But... if you Listen to The Sound of this Commercial, They Mention Side Effects of Suicidal Thoughts and Death! FUN!
and after being shown these ads at least ten times a day for months... now the ads are never shown! Maybe Advertising Doesn't Actually Increase Sales? Maybe The Drugs Don't Actually WORK!
I'm interested in the Paintings I see on TV... For Example: The ones in people's homes when they do an interview on TV News... Some are so awful that it's difficult to believe that anyone would actually pay money for them... and Even More Amazing is that anyone would Actually Paint them and then show them in Public... "I Did That!"
Bizarre Panda Painting... TV News Interview of a January 6th Witness... and a Baseball Bat with the Word "Justice" on it... and Three Silver THINGS... I Have NO IDEA What they Are!
and The Paintings in Advertisements... Those have to be BLAND enough so they don't Distract from the Spokes Model... and What They are Selling... But if They were Missing, People would Wonder Why...
anyway... here's an art show of MY Art...
Dream Job as a Kid:
I wanted to be an Underground Comic Book Artist... Like Robert Crumb or Gilbert Sheldon... I drew some comics but... had real trouble with JOKES or a PLOT... and I Had only One Character... so... I became a Draftsman at a Computer Company... and That was Great... all day, every day... I was Drawing... and Some of my Art was Photographed and used to Actually Create Circuit Boards... and that was great until CAD Happened and a person that would work for Half my Salary could do the same quality of work that I did... Computer Automated Drafting put me out of work permanently... So I delivered Pizza for Domino's, Sold Electronic Equipment at Radio Shack, Made Plastic Parts at a Factory and Interviewed People Applying for Welfare...
and all of these were Generated by a Javascript Program that I Wrote... It Creates a HTML Table and Fills in each <td> with a Calculated Background Color... You can see the Program Running at the VERY BOTTOM of This Blog... Reload for a Different Pattern... Code Provided!