This Post is Satire, Mockery, Ridicule... It's a Joke! HA HA... I feel certain it's illegal to actually do this... So Don't Do It!
I heard that Trump plans to fix the reflecting pool by dumping blue dye into it... That sounded like a really stupid idea but... It's good for a joke!
While we have video of the river turning into blood, it's actually a movie from 1956 called The Ten Commandments...
