Scanning my face into the computer. I just completed the biometrics and photo ID requirement for the [ redacted ] website. Gregory Laan

 ...kind of creepy but, that's my face and I don't care who looks at it... And if you want to see my driver's license, okay... I got one of those too... Actually it's not a license to drive... it's just a State of California ID card... I haven't driven legally in 10 years... I depend on the chauffeur system... LYFT...

" my Maserati Does 185... 

I lost my license, now I don't drive...

Got me a limo, ride in the back...

I lock the doors in case I'm attacked!"

Lyrics from "Life's Been Good" by Joe Walsh... 

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A little story about the Eagles and my YouTube videos... I played the guitar and sang the songs Hotel California and Witchy Woman... And then posted those cover versions on my YouTube channel... And the lawyer from the Eagles Corporation made me delete those videos... I guess they were afraid that I'd be taking away views from their own versions... I just did it cuz I thought they were epic songs... But I deleted them anyway... Made me realize that the Eagles Corporation was a bunch of freaks... Corporate weirdos... 

And then I made a bunch of videos of Grateful Dead songs... And entered them in a contest sponsored by the Grateful Dead to see who could do the best cover versions and post them... They love it when people sing their songs... Because people will be singing their songs hundreds of years from now... After all of the band members are in the grave... Just like how people play Mozart and Beethoven and Bach hundreds of years later... Their music will be part of the fabric of humanity... For maybe a thousand years!

I make an effort to put false information on the internet about who I am and where I live and how old I am and all that stuff... I go by the false name: Greg Laan - because my brother told me that in the country of Holland there are so many people named Van Der whatever that the phone books just do not sort names alphabetically... Using the Van Der... They just used the last word... In my case, Lawn... 

For some unknown reason I'm listed on many spam email lists as Gregory Van Buskirk... I don't know how they got that name... But it's absolutely certain that it's spam being emailed to thousands of people from a corrupted list... Haha!

Anyway... When asked where I live, I always say Eureka, California... Because I did live there about 10 years ago... And when they ask where I was born... I say Los Gatos, California... Which is false because I moved to Los Gatos when I was 6 years old... I was actually born in a different place... Just recently I managed to delete my date of birth from my Faceborg page... Why would I ever want to publish that? 

I often misspell my last name... Using the word for an area of grass out in front of the house... A Lawn...