"The Violet Overgrow - An Eco-Warrior's Journey" by Gregory Vanderlaan - [FICTION] Disclaimer: this is satire, mockery, ridicule... It's all a joke! Really! Ha ha!

Chapter Zero:

"If Trump is successful in canceling the elections in 2026 I guess the only other option we have is a violet overgrow!"  Shouted Suzy into the Megaphone.  #FRANCE1789 #FRANCE1789"

and Everybody Chanted Along...
"#FRANCE1789... #FRANCE1789..."

They Were at a Protest March in Arcata, CA...
Disrupting the Military Industrial Complex...

Billy Replied: "Oh Susan, You Are Just Preaching
to The Choir Here... All These Earth First! People
ALREADY Agree With You... Let's Take Our
Message to Washington DC and Speak Truth To
Power! Let's Go To The Actual EPA and Raise a
Ruckus!"

"The Time Has Come for the Violet Overgrow of
the Government!" Shouted Suzy into the
Megaphone.

"Will You Shut The F*CK UP?" said Billy "Don't
You See That Short Haired Guy Wearing a Wig?
He's an Obvious NARC! We Will Get More Done
IF We are a Bit More Clandestine from Here on
OUT. "

"OK... I'll Take a Break... I Won't Say a Thing..."
Whispered Suzy into the Megaphone... With the
Switch ON... and Everybody Heard Her...





Billy Started Making Plans for "Storming The
Castle" and In His Mind He Remembered Exactly
What it Looked Like... He Started Daydreaming...
Floating Off Into a Trance... ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM




The vast majority of this story has been deleted... The Secret Service came over to my house to find out if I was the one posting on Twitter... And it was true I did post some illegal recommendations on Twitter but since they went and visited my brother first, I had time to delete all of that... And they determined that I was not a danger to "He who shall not be named" and they went away...

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On a Different Subject...
Here's Another Story I Wrote!
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"Doing Evil for Money - A Novel" by Gregory Vanderlaan - Sequel to The Violet Overgrow...




Chapter Zero: A Continuation... 
They Were Motoring West on Route 66 When
Susan Said:
"Check This Out... I'm Reading this Website and
The Guy Says: "We hold these truths to be
self-evident, that all men are created equal,
[Except Blacks, Indians and Women] that they are endowed by their Creator [Named Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, Odin, Thor, KRSNA, Buddha or a Thousand Other Names] with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.”[Unless your Pursuit uses Marijuana or Psychedelics as a Sacrament] -

DANG... So Many Disclaimers... Was This Written by a Freaking Lawyer? 

Billy Answered: " I Don't Worry About Stuff Like
That. Being a White Male, All That Discrimination
Talk is Not Interesting to Me. It's Like Rap Music...
Endless Complaining About How Life SUCKS For
Black People... Valid, True, Accurate BUT... I Just
Couldn't Care Less..."

and they Eased on Down the Road...
"You Know What I'd Like to Do? Asked Billy "I'd
Like to Feed the CEO of Dow Chemical a Couple
of Cannabis Cookies and See if It's Possible to
FLIP THE SCRIPT of His Life from DOING EVIL
FOR MONEY to Doing Good For The Planet!"

"Ok" Said Susan... His House is Right on the Way... about a Thousand Miles Ahead...
and they Eased on Down the Road...

"Since You've Got Google on that Phone... Find out
Who It Is..." 

"It's Jim Fitterling.." Said Susan... "and Here are Directions To His Country Club... The Midland Country Club at 1120 W St Andrews Rd, Midland, Michigan... Thank You Google maps..."

"Next Stop, Where the Thumb Meets the Index
Finger in It's a Mitten, Michigan!" Said Billy.





Map to the Villain's Lair...

Then Billy Said: "Susan, You've Got That Faraway
Look In Your Eye... What are You Wondering
About?"

And Susan Replied: "I've always questioned what
was happening BEFORE the Big Bang. Did
Gravity Cause the Universe to Collapse into One
Unstable point That Subsequently Blew UP? Was
Our Big Bang One of Billions of Big Bangs?
Stretching Back through time... Forever and Ever...
Amen?"

Billy Said: "Well, We'll Never Know the Answer To
That One, But... "

and at That Moment a Fully Loaded Logging
Truck Blew Its Horn! HOOOONNNNKKKK!
Billy, Lost in thought, had drifted over the Center
Line on the Road and was Headed for a Fatal Car
Crash... at The Very The Last Moment He Swerved
and Saved All Three of Their Lives!

"Thank God You Didn't Run Head on into that
Fully Loaded Logging Truck. Said Susan... "That's
a Little Reminder that REALITY EXISTS No
Matter What You Believe."

Once again... The vast majority of this story has been deleted...