Republican Plan A: Shoot Themselves in the Foot, Blame Democrats. Plan B: Pee in their Own Canteen... Then... CROWN TRUMP KING!

Here are the Details of their Plan. No Money for War. Let's Keep the US House SHUT DOWN for 25 More Days! BIDEN Cannot Spend a Penny for War With Congress SHUT DA F*CK DOWN!

In 25 Days the ENTIRE US Government Will be SHUT DOWN... and It Will NOT Be Able to Do Evil!

and Those People Over There will Run Out of Bullets and they will have to Fight each other using Rocks and Sticks! EXCELLENT!

Sure, Biden can ASK for 105 Billion Dollars to Blow Up The Planet But... He Can Just F*CK OFF!

Of Course, The US Government Does Do Some Useful Things! The FCC Makes Sure We Have Net Neutrality on the Internet... and the FDA Makes Sure that When You Buy LSD in the Parking Lot of a Grateful Dead Concert that it is PURE LSD and there is NO Weird Stuff in there... 

OMG! Neither of those Agencies Actually Do That!

Of Course, The Government Does Make sure that if a TV News Show has been proved to Be Lying for Years... they Lose their License and Have to Stop Broadcasting... or at Least they Have to Remove the Word NEWS from their Logo... So No One is Fooled...