Do Your Children Come Home From School IN TEARS Saying: "All The Kids Were Making Fun of Me and Saying... 'Yo Mama is a Fuggin' TrumpNik... Loser, Loser, Loser... LOOOOOOSER!' - Mommy, I Don't Know What A TrumpNik IS But They Made it Sound Like Something Horrible! Mommy? ARE YOU A Fuggin' TrumpNik?"
What do You Say To Your Child? WELL... Lie, Lie and Lie Again! Say: "NO, I Am NOT a Fuggin' TrumpNik. I Never Voted for Him. He's Obviously EVIL." and No One Can Prove That You Are Lying! Just Pretend that When You Got Into The Voting Booth You Had a Moment of SANITY and Voted for Hillary and Joe!
Just Deny That You Ever Wore a MAGA Hat and Then You Can Rejoin American Society... You Will Be Able to Go To The Grocery Store Without People Pointing and Snickering... Never Again Will You Hear Them Say: "Is It SAFE For Our Children to Go Play With His Children? Does He Leave Loaded GUNS Out Where Anyone Can Pick Them UP?"