Global Awakening is Real and Happening Now - gvan42
Ecstatic Dance Personal Experience - gvan42
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Handy for Inducing a Hypnotic Trance!
And Here is a Chapter From My Novel
[Not One Word is True - Wink Wink]
Susan Said: "Since We Are Right Here, Let's Go Visit Randy! He's Got That Farm in West Virginia Where they Have Those Rock Concerts on the Weekend."
So They Drove Up To a Remote Location and... The Dogs Started Barking... Six Doberman Pinchers and a Poodle Surrounded their Car... Randy Came out Holding a Shotgun and Said: "Oh It's You... DOGS STAND DOWN!"
Billy Said: "How is it Going? Are You Still Doing "Hillbilly Genetic Engineering" on Weed?"
"Yes I Am... and You are Just In Time To Sample the Latest Life Form! I Call It "The Mule" 'cause It Kicks You in the Head Like a Mule." said Randy... "I found the Engineering Plans on the Internet on a "What If" Website... Check It Out!"
What IF We Built a Radioactive Ant Farm with Magic Mushroom and Cannabis Roots? Would a DIFFERENT SPECIES OF ANT EVOLVE? GODZILLA?
At an Existing Anthill, Throw some Radioactive Americium-241 from a Smoke Detector Down the Hole... Then Plant some Psilocybin and Amanita Muscaria Mushrooms Nearby so the Mycelium (roots) Grow Throughout The Colony ... and a Ring of Cannabis Plants with Their Roots Intermingling as Well. The Ants Could Eat the Fruiting Bodies of the Mushrooms and The Pollen, Leaves and Flowers from the Kind Bud (Marijuana). As We Have Learned in Chernobyl, Some Fungus Thrives on Radioactive Waste... REALLY! It would be best if We Just Left the Plants and Animals Alone and Came Back once a Year to See What Happens... Definitely, allow Both the Male and Female Marijuana Plants to Grow and Produce seeds... NO Sinsemilla Farming Technique! Do That Somewhere ELSE. OF COURSE, You Could use Atomic Waste from an Abandoned Power Plant BUT That would be VERY Dangerous... Illegal... and a Menace to Society... What IF That Radioactive Waste got into the drinking water?
If this Ant Farm Works, We Ought to Create One Near the Abandoned Atomic Waste Surrounding All Those Nuclear Power Plants... Diablo Canyon, San Onofre, TMI, Humboldt Bay... The Hanford Site in Eastern Washington State, Nevada Test Site, Los Alamos, Tennessee... etc etc etc... and Definitly Rocketdyne Test Facility near Los Angeles (the one that burned to the ground During a Wildfire)...
If this Ant Farm Works, We Ought to Create One Near the Abandoned Atomic Waste Surrounding All Those Nuclear Power Plants... Diablo Canyon, San Onofre, TMI, Humboldt Bay... The Hanford Site in Eastern Washington State, Nevada Test Site, Los Alamos, Tennessee... etc etc etc... and Definitly Rocketdyne Test Facility near Los Angeles (the one that burned to the ground During a Wildfire)...
drawing of a mushroom - Free Coloring Book - gvan42 |
"Wow" Said Susan... "That Might Be Interesting! Let's Smoke Some."
and she went into a Dream World... She Imagined That She was in an OCCUPATION of 555 California Street, San Francisco. She Remembered that Donald Trump Owned 30% of that Building... and That He Was Having TROUBLE Collecting the Rent... Because EVERYONE WAS FLEEING SAN FRANCISCO due to The Coronavirus and There Was an Excess of Office Space... Many People were Working from Home on their own Computers and... Frankly Speaking, If There was a Great FIRE and the building BURNED TO THE GROUND... Trump Would Collect More from The Insurance Company Than The Building was Worth... So That's Why People Were Staging an OCCUPATION... No One Could Commit ARSON While People Were Inside... It's the Same Philosophy as Tree Sitters used In Humboldt County To Protect The Redwoods!
"Hey! I Gotta make a Phone Call... and Tell "Red" Sonya To Organize a Protest! OCCUPY 555 California Street, SF, CA!"
and Then... Susan's Phone Rang! It Was "Red" Sonya... "I Was Just Thinking About You..." Said "Red" Sonya... "Did You See On The News That The US Senate Confirmed "Back to the Coathanger" Amy Barrett to Be a Supreme Court Justice? I Thought You Were Going to Prevent That From Happening Using Your Techno Weapons."
"Well, We Failed at that BUT... We Can Lead the "IMPEACH AMY" Movement... Hey Guys... Vacation's Over... We Are Needed in Washington, DC!" said Susan.
and they loaded up the truck and started Driving OUT of the Mountains of West Virginia and Down Highway #270 Thru Gaithersburg, Rockville and Silver Spring, Maryland... and then South on #29 Until It Becomes 6th Street NW... Took a Left on Pennsylvania Ave and Then Constitution Ave and a Right on First Street ARRIVING AT THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES...
"Activate the Sonic Weapon! Said Susan...
"Uh, In a Minute... I Gotta find a Place to Park." Said Fred...
"Fred? How Did YOU Get into This Story?" asked Susan...
"Uh, I've Been Here All Along But I'm a Kinda Quiet Guy... You Might Have Not Noticed Reality... and Missed Me... What With Loudmouths Like Billy and "K3" and all those Brand GNU Psychedelics You've Been Smoking..." Said Fred... "Oh Look, Here is a Spot! Open the Trunk and Engage Cosmic Freakout!"
and the Sound went Down Down Down Past the Range of Human Hearing... Dogs Started Barking... Cats Starts Howling... Car Alarms Went Off... and The People Walking Around and Around The Supreme Court Building with Protest Signs Started Dancing as If They Had Taken a Prescription Drug Advertised on TV or Bought Plastic Crap from Wayfair! ECSTATIC DANCING!
"You Know What We Really Need These Days?" asked Fred "A Group Like the Weather Underground! Where are Those Bomb Throwing Anarchists Now That We Really Need Them? OH, My Phone is Ringing... I'll Be Right Back."
and Fred Answered the Phone... It Was "Unknown Caller" from the Techno Pop Group "Lads Gone Native" - "I Hear You Need Some Help... Maybe a Little ____ _________ ________ _____ ? Well We Can Help You! Come on Out to Our Secret Hideout and Let's Get Ready To RUMBLE!"
Fred Shook His Head... "How Did He KNOW?"
[ The Rest of This Story to be Written Later...
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