I Need some Help Writing Lyrics to "The Everybody's Laughing at tRUMP, He's a Dumpster Fire Blues" ... This Would Be a Better Song if I Could Balance the Lyrics with a Couple of Things Mad King Donald Did That Actually Made America Great... But I Can't Think of ANYTHING... Can YOU? Please Comment...

[E, A, B7]
Everybody's Laughing at tRUMP, He's a Dumpster Fire...
Everybody's Laughing at tRUMP, He's a Dumpster Fire...
But We're Crying on the Inside 'Cause He is a Freaking Liar!

Patriots Rioted, So He Hid in a Bunker... 
He, Melanija and Barron went and "Inspected" a Bunker... 
Then the Police Tear Gassed Protesters... 
So He Could Walk Across the Park to Do A Photo OP with a Bible! 
(and that Didn't Work out too good... Did It Baby TrumpNiks!)

Promises Made, Promises Broken! Promises Made, Promises Broken! [2X]
GET OUT of the White House, The People Have Spoken!

115,827 Americans Have Died from Coronavirus, SO FAR... 
and More are Coming! With No End In Sight!
It's all a Democratic Hoax... One Day, It's Like a Miracle, It will disappear... 
Magic Thinking Will Save Us! In Our Fantasy World... Rapture!

Massive Unemployment, Business Bankruptcies, Economic Disaster!
Massive Unemployment, Bankruptcies, tRUMP's an Economic Disaster!
When The Stock Market Crashed, We Found Out You Can't Eat Slogans...

The EPA Says "RoundUP" is Safe... 
Oh Yeah, The EPA says "RoundUP" is Safe... 
It's a Part of this Complete Breakfast,
You Gotta Get Your Daily Dose of Glyphosate!

tRUMP Signed the Help Crazy People Buy Guns Law... It's True! 
tRUMP Signed the Help Crazy People Buy Guns Law...
No Need for a Background Check to Reveal That You Get Paid Social Security Disability Due To Insanity... No Sir!

Let's Repeal and Replace tRUMP's Tax Cut for the Rich... 
Let's Repeal and Replace tRUMP's Tax Cut for the Rich... 

It's Bankrupting America, Will Donald's Father Fred Rush in With Suitcases Filled with Hundred Dollar Bills to Save Us Like He Did in The Atlantic City Casino?