DO NOT STEAL THE GOLD from Trump's Statues! They Are Located on the Bridge between The Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetary... See the Map!

Of course, this is a joke... Satire! Mockery! Don't Do This!

That would be breaking the law! Vandalism! and you can see how tough tRUMP is about vandals! Just look at how it turned out for that guy who was accused of slicing the reflecting pool with a box cutter without getting wet... Trump had some kind of Bizarro Monkey arrest him And then drop all the charges because the Crime was TOTALLY FAKE...