Music Video: "I'm a Vidiot" Composed and Sung by Me... Written for a Friend's Son who REALLY Loved to Play Video Games...

Youtube Video:  https://youtu.be/GY8CmLL5vwU

LYRICS:
I'm a vidiot, I stay plugged in all day (A,D,E)
I'm a vidiot, All I do is play (A,D,E)
I'm a vidiot, if you don't like my game (A,D,E)
You can goto hell 'cause I'm playing again (E)

Once upon a time I used to do things (A,A*,E) A*=E0, A0, D2, G2, B3, e0
-but no longer- (spoken words)
I used to go out and play with other kids (A,A*,E)
-that was years ago- (spoken words)
Now I stay indoors and drool at the TV set (A,A*,E)
-that's right- (spoken words)
I can't wait for 3D,it will be the greatest yet ! (A,A*,E)

I'm a vidiot, it's the only way
I'm a vidiot, I've got that brain decay
I'm a vidiot, hey mister gimme a quarter
So I can go down to the video parlor

When Dad was a kid he was into wholesome things
-like drugs- (spoken words)
But kids today are not that spaced out kind
-well, maybe just a little- (spoken words)
We just grab a joystick in our grubby little mitts
And fiddle with the knobs till we go blind

I'm a vidiot, everyone says I'm sick
I'm a vidiot, give me a joystick
I'm a vidiot, I'll show you my stuff
I'll make Donkey Dong look like a cream puff

Mom got me one of those plug in TV thingees
-well, FINALLY- (spoken words)
Hoping I'd stop bugging her for quarters
-NO WAY !- (spoken words)
Now that I've got 6 billion and a half cartridges
-one for every person on earth...plus three- (spoken words)
I GOTTA GET ONE MORE, 'CAUSE THEY CAME OUT WITH DONKEY KONG THE 17TH ! WHEE!

I'm a vidiot, my thumb's getting sore
I'm a vidiot, I want more, more, more
I'm a vidiot, if I play one more game
maybe I'll do the ultimate...

BREAK THE MACHINE !!!