My Father sang a CAL Drinking Song that went... "Oh they had a little party down in Lakeport, There was Harry, there was Barry, there was Grace.

"Oh they had a little party down in Lakeport, There was Harry, there was Barry, there was Grace.

OH, they had a little Party down in Lakeport. and they had to carry Barry from the place...

OH, they had to carry Barry to the Ferry and they had to carry Barry to the shore,

Oh they had to carry Barry to the Ferry 'cause Barry couldn't carry any more...

Sing Glorious, Uproarious, one keg of beer for the four of us...

and Glory be to God that there are no more of us 'cause one of us could drink it all alone.

Damn Near! Here's to the Irish, Dead Drunk, The lucky stiffs... "