Question: Did You Conspire with Vlad (The Impaler) Putin to Steal the 2016 Election?
Answer: "You BET I did. and it worked! and it's too late for anyone to do anything about it. NYAH HA HA HA... I TOTALLY Chumped Hillary... Just Wanked her "Popularity" with the Voters and I"M THE PRESIDENT.... and SHE'S Wondering WHAT HAPPENED?"
Question: Did you Fire Comey because of That Russia Thing?
Answer: "NO, Absolutely NOT. I Fired him because HE IS TALLER THAN ME... I Can't STAND being - Shorty."
Question: Did you buy a Masculine Toilet from Attorney General Matt Whitaker?
Answer: Yes, it's a very Practical Toilet that Solves the Problem of a Man with a LONG DING DONG when he goes to the Bathroom. You might not APPRECIATE the problems of a Man with "LDD" but it's very REAL.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/11/the-acting-attorney-general-helped-an-alleged-scam-company-hawk-bizarre-products/
Answer: "You BET I did. and it worked! and it's too late for anyone to do anything about it. NYAH HA HA HA... I TOTALLY Chumped Hillary... Just Wanked her "Popularity" with the Voters and I"M THE PRESIDENT.... and SHE'S Wondering WHAT HAPPENED?"
Question: Did you Fire Comey because of That Russia Thing?
Answer: "NO, Absolutely NOT. I Fired him because HE IS TALLER THAN ME... I Can't STAND being - Shorty."
Question: Did you buy a Masculine Toilet from Attorney General Matt Whitaker?
Answer: Yes, it's a very Practical Toilet that Solves the Problem of a Man with a LONG DING DONG when he goes to the Bathroom. You might not APPRECIATE the problems of a Man with "LDD" but it's very REAL.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/11/the-acting-attorney-general-helped-an-alleged-scam-company-hawk-bizarre-products/
The Acting Attorney General Helped an Alleged Scam Company Hawk Bizarre Products
Matthew Whitaker lent his name and status as an ex-US attorney to a firm touting time travel cryptocurrency and a toilet for the “well-endowed.”
FYI: This is Satire, totally FAKE, a JOKE... NOT TRUE...