Question: Did You Conspire with Vlad (The Impaler) Putin to Steal the 2016 Election?
Answer: "You BET I did. and it worked! and it's too late for anyone to do anything about it. NYAH HA HA HA... I TOTALLY Chumped Hillary... Just Wanked her "Popularity" with the Voters and I"M THE PRESIDENT.... and SHE'S Wondering WHAT HAPPENED?"
Question: Did you Fire Comey because of That Russia Thing?
Answer: "NO, Absolutely NOT. I Fired him because HE IS TALLER THAN ME... I Can't STAND being - Shorty."
Question: Did you buy a Masculine Toilet from Attorney General Matt Whitaker?
Answer: Yes, it's a very Practical Toilet that Solves the Problem of a Man with a LONG DING DONG when he goes to the Bathroom. You might not APPRECIATE the problems of a Man with "LDD" but it's very REAL.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/11/the-acting-attorney-general-helped-an-alleged-scam-company-hawk-bizarre-products/
Answer: "You BET I did. and it worked! and it's too late for anyone to do anything about it. NYAH HA HA HA... I TOTALLY Chumped Hillary... Just Wanked her "Popularity" with the Voters and I"M THE PRESIDENT.... and SHE'S Wondering WHAT HAPPENED?"
Question: Did you Fire Comey because of That Russia Thing?
Answer: "NO, Absolutely NOT. I Fired him because HE IS TALLER THAN ME... I Can't STAND being - Shorty."
Question: Did you buy a Masculine Toilet from Attorney General Matt Whitaker?
Answer: Yes, it's a very Practical Toilet that Solves the Problem of a Man with a LONG DING DONG when he goes to the Bathroom. You might not APPRECIATE the problems of a Man with "LDD" but it's very REAL.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/11/the-acting-attorney-general-helped-an-alleged-scam-company-hawk-bizarre-products/
The Acting Attorney General Helped an Alleged Scam Company Hawk Bizarre Products
Matthew Whitaker lent his name and status as an ex-US attorney to a firm touting time travel cryptocurrency and a toilet for the “well-endowed.”
FYI: This is Satire, totally FAKE, a JOKE... NOT TRUE...
EXCEPT FOR THE MASCULINE TOILET... Matt Really Marketed it. and THAT'S why the FBI is investigating him for CRIMINAL FRAUD... and as Attorney General Matt is Overseeing the investigation into HIMSELF.
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| satire joke not true fake bogus - Just Like Trump's Answers |
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