Governor Ron Death Santa has Taken Decisive Action to Defend Florida from the Giant Stinky Seaweed Blob by Going on a Book Tour Promoting His Book: "I'm Even Worse Than Trump"
In Iowa Speech He Declares that the Giant Stinky Seaweed Blob is a WOKE ANTIFA DEEP STATE FALSE FLAG OPERATION!
HEADLINE:
Florida beaches brace for 5,000-mile blob of seaweed to deposit rotting goop.
Enormous clump of floating algae threatens to bring pungent odor of rotting eggs to tourist beaches...
Massive seaweed blob that can be seen from space heading towards Florida.
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