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I find that the Programmers at Photoshop put a Lot of Effort into Creating Psychedelic Pattern Maker Functions. It's like they Said: "Let's Give the People What they Want... and there's a Million Hippies That want to get Stoned and Play with Cosmic Fingerpaints." and That's Exactly what I did... Years Later, I'll be Looking at Designs I Posted on FaceBorg and Say... "I Did That?" Wow... That's Cosmic!

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Joke I found on FaceBorg:

Kenny bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

In the morning he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'

Kenny replied, 'Well just give me my money back then.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'

Kenny said, 'OK then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

Kenny said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'

Kenny said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, 'What happened with

that dead donkey?'

Kenny said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 each and made a profit of $900.

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Kenny said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back.'

Kenny now works for ENRON...

(The same Joke was Posted featuring Michael of Wells Fargo)

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This joke plays on the infamy now surrounding former Enron CEO Kenneth Lay, whose oversight of the creation of more than 3,000 questionable Enron “partnerships” which were used to hide Enron’s debt and generate revenue from trades that lacked economic substance is well-satirized in the currently popular joke about a clever “city boy” who manages to pull in nearly $1,000 raffling off a dead donkey by concealing the animal’s true state.

Any thoughts that this joke might really be a biographical anecdote about Kenneth Lay are squelched by noting that it was circulating at least as far back as August 2001, a couple of months before the Enron scandal became public knowledge with the October 2001 disclosures of Enron’s $618 million quarterly loss, its $1.2 billion reduction in shareholder equity, and its announcement that the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission was investigating a possible conflict of interest between Enron and its partnerships. Back then the joke was merely one of a resourceful city boy thrust into the country for his own safety by a witness protection program; finding himself among unsophisticated “country folk,” he uses his urban savvy to fleece them out of $1,000:

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