A really great plan would be to Trick Saudi Arabia to Fight a War against Iran. We could sell weapons to both sides and they could kill each other. Payback Time!

Saudi Arabia was responsible for 9/11... Iran held American Hostages when Jimmy Carter Was President... and the World would be a better place if Both Countries ___________ . [Fill In The Blank]

Or... It could be a Three Way if Israel Joined the Fun... Come ON Armageddon! I'm Ready For The Rapture! End Times Are Here. 

Absurdist Humor or End Times Notice?

Paul Manafort's Lawyer... a Total Loser!

Seriously... What would happen if a Million Muslims Died? a Billion?