I'm disappointed with Prayer and Meditaion. No help there, No ideas, No guidance... nothing.

One of the steps in Alcoholics Anonymous is to ask for help from a Higher Power. Guidance as to how to live life... Well, I tried that... Total Failure. No contact with God...

The only help I have gotten is from the people I've met. The fundamental concept of associating with people that do not drink and having fun with them is valid. Met my second wife at AA. 

Arizona Teachers Strike. WONDERFUL! We should pay teachers a living wage and fund schools. Buy books, computers and pencils.

Let's have teacher strikes in all 50 states. They deserve a better deal. In general, Labor Unions make people's lives better...

Sailing on the Chesapeake Bay during a storm - Annapolis - Eating Blue Crabs

I've sailed twice on the Chesapeake Bay. The first time it was an almost windless day and we used the motor... My boss owned the boat and first we had to paint the Teak with varnish. Then we went out on a different weekend.

The other time there was a dangerous storm. A client of my friend Ken's owned a boat but just being rich does not automatically make you a Captain. We were sailing along on a normal day and then quite quickly the storm came up. We had to get back to the harbor before we were in danger. Another passenger "staged a mutiny" and took over steering the boat. My friend Ken got hit by the sail's boom and his glasses fell overboard. He can't see without his glasses... We made it home safely... but it was really scary at the time.

JoAnn and I visited the Naval Academy at Annapolis. I remember that there was an open casket with the famous sailor John Paul Jones. His hair and fingernails were really long as they continue growing after death. They have the world's largest antenna. It's used to communicate with submarines anywhere in the world. They use an ultra low frequency carrier wave for transmission. The lower the frequency the larger the antenna has to be. That's physics... This antenna is about a half mile in diameter...

JoAnn and I also went swimming upstream of Baltimore in the Bay. We were at an Agency party. The water was cool and lightly salted.

My brother and sister in law came visiting and we had a great time eating Blue Crabs and drinking beer. At the restaurant they cover a picnic table with a big roll of paper and let you crack the crabs with a hammer. They are spiced with Chesapeake Bay Seafood Spice thats really hot. Makes you really thirsty. Their daughter drank beer and made a lot of noise... Shouting "Daddee!" with joy... and intoxication... she was about 6 years old.

We also went to Catalina Island with my parents. We drank a Tequila Drink called a Margarita... Mom told me that the drink was named after her... Marguerite... It's a fine boat ride from the mainland.

Read more of my autobiography at: http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2018/03/growing-up-in-los-gatos-california-in.html

Bringing the Zero Home - Fibonacci - In Reality the "Roman Numerals" are hard to use for MATH - Having ZERO is a Great Advantage...

The Number Zero was invented in India  and then taught to Arabian Traders. Fibonacci learned from them and soon all of Europe had discarded Roman Numerals. He also invented the Cash Accounting Business Principles Still Used Today.

Fibonacci Sequence:
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, [13+21], [last two digits added together]

Inspired by Fibonacci... I Wrote The Vanderlaan sequence:
4, 42, 420, 4201, 42012, 420123 etc. etc etc... What's NeXT?


4201234, 42012345, 420123456, 4201234567 etc etc etc...

It has a practical use: Handy for naming .jpg files on the same subject. For example: What if I wanted a Series of Pictures to be in NUMERICAL ORDER... and then LATER I wanted to Insert a Picture Right in the Middle...

4 really long file name with accurate and meaningful keywords including my name and where.jpg

42 really long file name with accurate and meaningful keywords including my name and where.jpg

Later, I added a Picture Called:

43 really long file name with accurate and meaningful keywords including my name and where.jpg

There is Plenty of room between 42 and 420 to name pictures... Especially Valuable for Animated GIF... Because GIMP LOADS an Entire Folder of Pictures In Numerical Order. 

420 really long file name with accurate and meaningful keywords including my name and where.jpg

4201, 42012, 420123 etc etc etc

Solar Wind, Desalinization Drawing (pen and Pencil) on a Lumberjack Newspaper - My Beautiful Mind - Caffeine Scribbles

I really got into drawing on newspapers using the subject of the articles as data input for my sketches. In general, these were created while stoned on Marijuana, Tobacco, Caffeine, Aspirin and Acetaminophen... WIRED... I thought up a Totally Different Artform... Now that I stopped smoking, I don't have any IDEAS. I miss thinking... Click on the pictures to see them bigger.


Chords and Lyrics for "Maria" by Leonard Bernstein

C                                  G
Maria I've just met a girl named Maria
    C             G         Dm7                  C Cmaj7
And suddenly that name will never be the same to me
  C                                    G Gmaj7
Maria I've just kissed a girl named Maria
    Am                                            Bm
and suddenly I've found how wonderful a sound can be
  F                                  Em
Maria Say it loud and there's music playing
       Gm                         D
Say it soft and it's almost like praying
                                C
Maria I'll never stop saying Maria

      C  G  Dm7  Cmaj7      C     Gmaj7
Maria Maria Maria Maria Maria
  Am   Bm
Ma ria

  F                                 Em
Maria say it loud and there's music playing
      Gm                         D
Say it soft and it's almost like praying
                                C
Maria I'll never stop saying Maria
Eb                         Db6            C
The most beautiful sound I ever heard Maria

Great Book: "The Boy Who Cried FREEBIRD" by Mitch Myers. Science fiction tales based on classic rock.

Many very short tales... like: "Back to the Fillmore" in which a boy receives a time travel ticket as a birthday present and returns to a Grateful Dead concert only to be abducted by the leader of the Hell's Angels, Sonny Barger and taken to a party at a commune... and many many others...
http://www.harpercollins.com/browseinside/index.aspx?isbn13=9780061632747

http://www.amazon.com/The-Boy-Who-Cried-Freebird/dp/0061139025 

Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd
Song: Free bird

G    D             Em       
If I leave here tomorrow 
F         C              D     
Would you still remember me? 
G          D               Em       
For I must be travelling on, now, 
F                       C                  D         
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see. 
G         D                Em           
But, if I stayed here with you, girl, 
F           C               D       
Things just couldn't be the same. 
G             D            Em         
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now, 
F        C                D       
And this bird you can not change. 
F        C                D         
And this bird you can not change 
F        C                D         
And this bird you can not change 
F    C              D             
Lord knows, I can't change. 
 
G D Em F C D (2x)   
 
G    D                 Em                 
Bye, bye, its been a sweet love. 
F           C               D         
though this feeling I can't change. 
G                D            Em               
But please don't take it so badly, 
F           C            D        G   
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame. 
G         D                   Em           
But, if I stayed here with you girl, 
F           C               D           
Things just couldn't be the same. 
G            D              Em         
Cause I'm as free as a bird now, 
F        C                 D         
And this bird you can not change. 
F        C                D         
And this bird you can not change. 
F        C                 D         
And this bird you'll never change 
F    C              D         
Lord knows, I can't change. 
F    C                D           
Lord help me, I can't change. 
Bb           C           
Lord I can't change 
          G   Bb   C             
Won't you fly high free bird 
 

Science Fiction Themes in Rock Music Lyrics: Wooden Ships, After the Gold Rush, Longer Boats are coming.

It is very difficult to write a song about UFOs or a Post Apocalypse Techno Industrial Wasteland but Cat Stevens, Neil Young, Bowie and Paul Kantner have done it well.

What are those songs about anyway? Some lyrics have been debated for decades... here is my interpretation.

Wooden Ships tells the story of two people from opposite sides of a war that become friends and survive due to cooperation. After an Atomic War, food is often radioactive... so the sharing of purple berries makes the difference... the survival of the human race. Lucky for us, this song was recorded by BOTH the Jefferson Airplane and Crosby Stills and Nash. Done during the time they all worked in the Mansion on Fulton Street. The house had a recording studio in the basement... and was THE SCENE.

Link to Famous Houses...
http://www.zillow.com/blog/2012-02-02/famous-homes-where-american-music-history-was-made/

After the Gold Rush is about putting people on ships to colonize space. Still a worthy goal.

So is Longer Boats. (UFOs).

Wheel in the Sky by Journey and Estimated Prophet by the Grateful Dead.
Ezekiel and his close encounter with a UFO in the Bible.

Space Oddity by David Bowie. Inspired by the Mercury Project and the tiny ship John Glen rode in.
The entire stage persona Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars is a tribute to Pulp Fiction Novels.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Rice_Burroughs

Hey, Mr Spaceman by the Byrds. Please take me along!

Rapture by Blondie. "The Man from Mars eating Bars where the People Meet."

One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple Eater. by Sheb Wooley.

Billy Preston: Space Race... a wild performance song in the George Harrison/Ravi Shankar tour.

Rocket Man by Elton John... reminds me of the book "Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldrich" by Phillip K Dick. Mars... not a great place to grow up your kids... so build your Perky Pat Layout.

Frankenstein by Edgar Winter... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pnSSHwmu8I

and the Movie "Phantom of the Paradise" which starred the Moog Synthesiser TONTO that was so big a person could get inside it to play. The Original New Timbral Orchestra was also used by Stevie Wonder to make the magic sounds for "Boogie On Reggae Woman".  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonto's_Expanding_Head_Band

Know any more? Comment Please.

Peace on Earth
http://vandergreg.blogspot.com/search?q=peace
Pentagon Rainbow
http://vandergreg.blogspot.com/search?q=pentagon

MKULTRA: was a CIA Mind Control Project in the USA during the 1950's and 1960's. They were looking for a way to use drugs as weapons of war. For example: LSD as a truth serum to aid in interrogation or as a way to simply get the "enemy" to lay down their arms, voluntarily... like, too stoned to fight...

The project conducted tests on college students at Stanford University. Ken Kesey and Robert Hunter both volunteered to eat LSD and other mind control drugs and report on the effects. Later, Ken started having "ACID TEST" parties where the participants took LSD and danced to the Music of the Grateful Dead. Robert Hunter wrote lyrics for the Dead.

Just co-incidence?
      or were "the sixties"
             a CIA experiment to just see what happens if MILLIONS of people took LSD?

Digital Immortality: I want Google to know all about me. Quest!

I've been publishing my opinions and art since 1997. Uploaded my autobiography... I hope to have DIGITAL IMMORTALITY - my words and picture will live forever in the cloud. While building websites, I started communicating with Google directly... some words are visible to Humans and some are ONLY visible to the search engine. I had some things I wanted to say to that program... still do! We are friends. By the way, I'm not really concerned with protecting my privacy... I simply live my life as if everything I do will be published on the front page of the newspaper. ANYONE can know everything about me except my bank account number... That's secret! I consider Google a Giant Made of Sand. (SiO2-silicon dioxide)

DIGITAL IMMORTALITY - my words and picture will live forever in the cloud.
Gregory Vanderlaan 2018

Comparative Religions: So Many Different Gods... Many Loudly Proclaiming that THEY are the One True God. Absurd!

I, like 100% of the people on Earth HAVE NO CLUE if God is real or not. Some people state that they know... but they are just deluding themselves... I don't mind them deluding themselves, but if they Kill people that are of different Religions... They are Crazy and Dangerous.

I do pray... I may not believe in God but what if God believes in me? I often send prayers for good health to the people who are sick. If God is Real, he reads my email... and the people who get the email feel better...

I accepted Jesus as my personal Savior in 1976. If Christianity turns out to be the correct Religion, I'm Saved! I was living with my first ex-wife and she was interested in me becoming a Baptist and I was interested in sex with her so... I went forward at a meeting, accepted Christ, joined the choir and then got bored with it all... we rarely attended. I did like Communion... It's a make believe Vampire, Cannibal Cult! Pretend to drink a persons BLOOD and Eat a persons BODY... OOOH! That's Creepy! But FUN!

However, I much later I did become addicted to crack cocaine and when I wanted to stop I went to a Baptist Church and gave my addiction to Jesus, and never smoked crack again. That evening I went to the Pink Floyd "concert" called "Welcome to the Machine" and that helped also because it gave me something to distract my attention while I was suffering thru the withdrawal symptoms. Another time I went to the Presbyterian Church founded by Annie Bidwell in Chico and prayed that God would find my friends a JOB... and later that week both Manuel and Victoria were employed. A miracle...  Not only that but if I ever stub my toe or hit my thumb with a hammer I shout out JESUS!

When I joined Alcoholics Anonymous I was introduced to the concept of a "Higher Power" helping me with my addiction. The "Higher Power" that worked for me was The "Group of Drunks" an acronym GOD... We were supposed to seek guidance thru prayer and meditation. However I always got Nothing from Prayer or Meditation. ZERO. The Group did help and I stopped drinking alcohol. Remember, Bill Wilson invented Alcoholics Anonymous while tripping on Belladonna and Henbane. Both POWERFUL Hallucinogens. He saw the "White Light" and had a vision of God. Me TOO! Me TOO! LSD, DMT, Peyote and Magic Mushrooms all give you a vision of God. I do like AA so Bill's Trip was a great help to mankind.

If the Hindus or Buddhists are right I'm set to reincarnate as a human or better because I've lead a good life. I have NOT killed any people but have eaten a few hamburgers... I love Bacon too... Oh Well... Maybe I'll come back as a Cow... and then a Hamburger myself...

If the Mormons are right, I'm not in luck. I liked meeting the Mormon people in Utah, they were very friendly and helpful but I just can't believe that God is an Extraterrestrial... Moroni from a star in the constellation Orion... Not very likely to be true.

However, maybe the "Ancient Alien" theorists are right. There sure is a lot of really strange evidence of Alien Visitation... For Example: Why did Mexicans, Cambodians and Egyptians all build Pyramids? What is their purpose? Did they have Alien Help?

If Islam is correct I'm screwed... But then, their Religion JUST SUCKS.

I like THOR... Valhalla I am coming. Led Zeppelin "Immigrant Song"
 https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/vikingkittens

I have a few members of my family that are Jewish and I think that on Judgement day they will let me in. I've been nice to them and that's important in a world where some people put them in gas chambers and kill them.

Of COURSE, Gaia makes a lot of sense. I can really relate to the fact that all plants and animals are brothers and sisters... I really GROK this idea when I'm in a Redwood Forest. I lived on the edge of a second growth forest for 15 years and I "owned" a specific tree in Eureka. I sat on it daily and smoked cigarettes... I sat on it more often that anyone else so it's MY TREE and I'm It's Human. I will share that tree with our cat Meadow as she liked it too.

Then there are the Goddess Religions... Thankfully, I've met a couple of Goddesses and I sure am glad. One was nicknamed "Nature Nurse". She became my Second Ex-Wife.
Another was Ja-Kay R. from Chico. We played the drums in a band in Paradise, California  and performed "Miserlou" at the Farmers market in downtown Chico. A beautiful Blond Nordic Goddess.
Another was a GURU/Teacher named Sonya Sophia who lead a group healing seminar at the Utah Rainbow Gathering. I also bought admission to her weekly internet sessions where we studied "Tapping" a self-help Acupressure technique... I did that for about a year and learned as much as she could teach. "I Love and Accept Myself"

Rastafarians? Sure, I've smoked a lot of reefer... I can play reggae music... it's got ONE CHORD! Easy but I find it boring even when I'm stoned. Cannabis Psychosis is REAL. If you smoke every day you remain stoned even if you don't smoke... You stay stoned for about a month... and I saw things that were not there but I believed that they were... Difficult to take care of business when I'm THAT Stoned...

Pastafarians? - The Flying Spaghetti monster is a good joke.

The Church of the Subgenius? OK, another good joke.

I'm a registered Minister in the Universal Life Church. Why Not?

Scientology? No thanks, that "E-Meter" is BOGUS science and I know enough about electrical engineering to see that the great OZ is just a man behind a curtain... It's a GREAT religion for L. Ron Hubbard but not for any of the followers.

Timothy Leary and LSD? Ultimately it was disappointing and just an amusing ride... No more meaning than a good roller coaster...

Ram Dass? He took a lot of LSD and then went all the way to India to find a GURU... Then he learned to "BE HERE NOW" from a 6 foot 7 inch surfer from Laguna Beach. He could have saved a lot of time wasted on air travel if he had just gone surfing in California FIRST and Ignored the Indians... but he writes great books...

Ken Kesey and the Grateful Dead... Fun to dance to rock music on LSD. However it all has the creepy feeling that it was just an experiment in the CIA Project MKULTRA. What IF we dosed millions of people Nationwide? Would that be useful as a Weapon of War? Make the enemy too stoned to fight?

Surfing as a religion? Yes, that makes sense. Or to put it more simply, doing what you love to do as a way of life... Playing the ukulele or throwing pottery or oil painting or computer programming or dancing or bicycle riding or snow skiing or camping or taking photographs or ... etc etc etc... Yes there is a bliss when a person is doing something they love and are totally focused... TIME itself seems to pass more rapidly... I have experience this myself while programming graphic arts... Suddenly hours have passed while I was "in the zone".

A Christian fellow was giving a lecture at Humboldt State University one time and he said that there was only ONE WAY to go to Heaven, Jesus. He said that you couldn't find God by Mountain Climbing OR Drugs... What he forgot to mention was finding God by Mountain Climbing AND Drugs. BOTH! at the same time! It's not an either/or question... I have hiked to the top of El Capitan in Yosemite on LSD and I"m really glad I did...  He also said that Premarital Sex was a SIN. Like, BAD and you shouldn't do it. What an Idiot. I bet that attitude prevented him from getting laid.

Once I read a book called "The Four Agreements" by Don Miguel Ruiz and there was a lot of Toltec Wisdom there.

Another Book Series: "The Teachings of Don Juan" by Carlos Castaneda... Yaqui Indian Brujo Wisdom

I've played the Father Drum with Native Americans and THAT was "Big Medicine"...

"The Temple of the Screaming Electron" and Digital Immortality. Ray Kurzweil plans to  upload your entire Brain to the Internet and Living forever in the cloud.  I'm working on that too with my Blog by typing almost every event in my entire life and every opinion I've ever held...

So, if you don't like your God simply FIRE him and Write your own Religion!

Read more of my Autobiography at: http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2018/03/growing-up-in-los-gatos-california-in.html

Chords and Lyrics "White Rabbit" Jefferson Airplane

F#                            G
One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small
         F#                                 G
and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all
       A      C          D        A
go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall

[Verse 2]
F#                                      G
And if you go chasing rabbits and you know you're going to fall
           F#                             G
Tell'em a hooka-smoking caterpillar has given you the call
       A    C   D              A
Call Alice when she was just small

[Bridge]
E                                      A
When men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go
         E                                       A
and you just had some kind of mushroom and your mind is moving low
        F#      G           F#       
go ask Alice, I think she'll know

[Verse 3]
F#                             G
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
         F#                                 
and the white knight is talking backwards 
              G
and the red queen's off with her head
  A      C          D         A
Remember   what the Dormouse said
E         A       E         A
Feed your head! Feed your head!
E         A            E
Feed your head!

"I'm FREE" by The Who. Chords and Lyrics - From the Rock Opera "Tommy"

E G A           F#m A B
E G A     F#m A B         E G A   F#m A B
I`m free                  I`m freeeee.
    G      A            D
And freedom tastes of reality
I`m free-I`m free,
An` I`m waiting for you to follow me.

[Verse]
F#m
If I told you what it takes
to reach the highest high,
                                     A
You'd laugh and say 'nothing's that simple'
    F#m
But you've been told many times before
Messiahs pointed to the door
                                      A
And no one had the guts to leave the temple!

[Chorus]
E G A   F#m A B    E G A  F#m A B
I'm free     -        I'm free
        G       A       D
And freedom tastes of reality
E G A   F#m A B       E G A F#m A B
I'm free-            I'm free
G               A       D
And I'm waiting for you to follow me.
   

Trump's Lawyer, Michael Cohen's SECRET Client is SEAN HANNITY! Fox News Talking Head. What's HE Hiding?

The FBI raided Michael Cohen's office in order to collect recorded conversations, emails and papers about communication with his clients... His Clients are: Donald Trump, Republican fund-raiser Elliott Broidy, AND A THIRD PERSON THAT COHEN DID NOT WANT TO NAME...

Why did Hannity want to keep his name secret?
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/16/business/media/sean-hannity-michael-cohen-client.html

When I Lived in Almaden we played "High Hopes" by Pink Floyd while driving over Blossom Hill Road.

"The Grass was Greener... The Lights were Brighter... With Friends Around... The Nights of Wonder... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jMlFXouPk8

My roommate was an original IBM Child growing up in that Utopia... I rented a room in the 1990s in an original Corporate House... He put that song on at just the right time so those lyrics came on when we crested a hill and saw Almaden. And Every Word Was TRUE...

Chords and Lyrics to "You'll Never Walk Alone" one of the greatest songs ever... and part of the Pink Floyd song "Fearless" as sung by the Soccer Fans.


You'll Never Walk Alone

          C             
When you walk through a storm
            G
Hold your head up high
      F         C           G       Gm
And don't be afraid of the dark
       Dm           Bb
At the end of the storm
        F    Dm
Is a golden sky
         Bb     Am    G   (F)   E
And the sweet silver song of a lark
     F               E7
Walk on through the wind
C                    D
Walk on through the rain
              C         Em         F       G         
Though your dreams be tossed and blown
     C        C7
Walk on, walk on
      F            D
With hope in your heart
            C Em  Am    Em     G
And you'll never walk alone
        C Em  F   G  C
You'll never walk alone

My Parents had a SNCC fundraiser at our house during the 1960s. Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee.

 A Black Man gave a speech about The Civil Rights Movement and we sold admission tickets. Many people attended and the house was packed. In general, my parents were opposed to racism. Los Gatos had VERY few Black people but Many Mexican Americans and Orientals.

I remember watching the Television News. Black and White films of The MOON Landing and The  Police Riots at the Democratic Convention in Chicago in 1968. "The Whole World is Watching" chanted the Anti-War Protesters... Television was a new invention and bringing news films into the living rooms of America helped end the Vietnam War. The Moon Landing was kind of dissapointing as the film was grainy and dark... What a whiner I am...

I also enjoyed Rowan and Martin's Laugh In and That Was The Week That Was (a satire of the news).

Read more of my Autobiography at: http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2018/03/growing-up-in-los-gatos-california-in.html

ROUNDUP CAUSES CANCER. I see TV ads for Lawyers who want to represent victims in a class action lawsuit.

Map of where it's being used.

Thousands Of Americans Are Using Roundup And Getting Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma!

https://roundupcancers.com/thousands-of-americans-are-using-roundup-and-getting-cancer/

Trump's Ideas about Immigration. Let's Stop Non-Whites from Coming Here.

No one has actually answered Trump's Question about Why we allow people to immigrate from "Shithole" Countries... Why DO we allow them in? Is there ANY advantage FOR US to letting them in?

At the very least we should require them to speak ENGLISH... and an evaluation to see if they can get a job would be nice... SOME immigrants are high quality and make America a better place to live. Specifically, Japanese Engineers and Computer Programmers... Other Asians too.

You may say that I'm a Racist. IT"S TRUE! Racism is Accurate...

Question: What do The Beatles, Leonardo Da Vinci, Steve Jobs, Harrison Ford, George Washington, Frank Sinatra, Isaac Asimov and Albert Einstein have in Common?

Answer: They are Great White Males.

However, Not all Colored Folk are Bad. President Obama was Great! He's a perfect example of Nature VS Nurture... Half White, he had a Black father who went back home to Africa. He was raised by a White mother and two White Grandparents, sent to a White school (with some Hawaiians), then attended a White college and got a job working as a community organizer in the Black housing projects of Chicago. My only question is what is we raised all Black Children in White Homes?

Another question I have is Who Paid Obama to be a Community Organizer? WHY would anyone PAY to have a Community Organized? If you pay a man to paint a house, when he's done you have a painted house. If you pay for a hamburger, you get a hamburger... That makes sense... Paying for goods or services... However, who would WANT to have an Organized Community? Not Me...
Gerald Kellman Hired Obama... Why is still a mystery...

Selling ART at Zazzle. A really fun hobby. A Worldwide business.

When I got my job at the County Welfare office my wife bought me a  custom decorated coffee cup. She went shopping on the internet and found it at Zazzle.com... Then she explained that people could create their own stores selling gifts decorated with original artwork or photographs. This was a wonderful lucky break for me as I have uploaded hundreds of images and sold products worldwide. It is extremely satisfying to be a successful professional artist. I also have made gifts for my own family that pleased them greatly. Dad loved the coffee cup with pictures of our family on it. He said he used that cup every day as it had a photo of mom. A pleasant dining partner.

I also write slogans for bumperstickers and buttons... That's a good exercise of my mind. Writing Jokes... and I owe this wonderful hobby to Miss Vicki, who found Zazzle for me...

http://www.zazzle.com/gregvan

Photo of a Truck hauling a Big Grey Box at PGE Atomic Power Plant on the Humboldt Bay, Eureka, CA - It's Decommissioned

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I wonder where they are taking the atomic waste in those Big Grey Boxes...
They move about six boxes a day...

While decommissioning the building they have to dispose of the materials that they built the power plant with... Concrete, steel and plastic...
That's what's in the big grey boxes that travel North from Eureka


Seven Explosions Happened near the Transformers at the Top Right of the Photo late one night.
I checked with PG&E via Email and they said that there was NO LEAK of Radioactive material.
They store spent fuel rods in a pool.

7 Explosions at Humboldt Bay Nuclear Power Plant.near King Salmon, CA. I saw 4 green explosions on the South Side of the PG&E Plant then about 10 seconds later three white Explosions. The electric power went out in King Salmon and Humboldt Hill. It is now restored. April 12th 2016 9PM California time.
Parked there for an Hour on 4/6/2016. About 12 trucks a day leave King Salmon, CA
In my opinion... The power plant gets overloaded whenever people start up a Marijuana Grow House. The farmers steal electricity for their grow lights and that unregulated surge blows up the transformers.

https://www.facebook.com/100011636504723/videos/145118332552716/
Video Taken about 15 Minutes after the Explosions.
https://youtu.be/_13jBLqr19gVideo taken about an Hour after the explosions. Electric Power Has Been Restored in King Salmon, California. The PG&E Plant Appears to be normal. Also Humboldt Hill and Johnny's RV Park are Lit Up. Ahhhh...


PG&E Humboldt Bay Nuclear Power Plant after 7 Explosions 4/12/2016

Feel Free to Copy and Paste this and Submit it as YOUR OWN College Paper... A Mockery of Academic Writing for Anthro 306 HSU

 I encourage Piracy... Especially on this subject... I find that College Professors write articles to be published in "Journals" to be read and cited by other College Professors... It's a racket to show management that not only are you Teaching but also writing important works... "Publish or Perish"...

This is my mockery of "Academic Writing" with words of wisdom from both Siddhartha Gautama, the Buddha and Frank Zappa... have fun reading this. gregvan

TITLE: Parody and Pastiche

Nirvana knew that they had really made the big time when “Weird Al” Yankovic did a parody of their song “Smells Like Teen Spirit”. In Al’s song “Smells like Nirvana” the lyrics state:

What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...
Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'
And I don't know what I'm singin'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah!
*belch*
poing! (1)

I downloaded a MIDI file of The song and played it thru my computer speakers. MIDI files are instrumental versions of music. All the vocals are replaced with synthesizers playing the melody. Since the actual lyrics to this song are vague, MIDI would be an excellent way to enjoy Nirvana’s music. I especially liked the part of the song where the music was similar to a European police car siren or air raid siren. The notes automatically trigger a feeling of danger. Reading his words give me the chills also. It is difficult to pinpoint exactly what causes the feeling of impending doom but I’m certain that it is really there… I also see overwhelming sadness in his eyes…
With the lights out it’s less dangerous
Here we are now, Entertain us…
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, Entertain us…
A mulatto, An albino
A mosquito, My libido
Yea…
Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello…(2)

“Siddhartha Gautama, the Buddha, described Buddhism as a raft which, after floating across a river, will enable the passenger to reach nirvana. The ultimate goal is realization of nirvana. The End of Suffering... In this lifetime and all future lifetimes.” (3) The singer Kurt Cobain selected to end suffering by shooting heroin and then shooting himself. “Enlightenment is sometimes described as complete and perfect sanity, or awareness of the true nature of the universe. After attainment, it is believed one is freed from the cycle of Samsara; birth, suffering, death and rebirth.” (4) In my humble opinion, the choice of the bands name is a parody of the sixties hippy infatuation with Eastern Religion. Kurt was an example of the opposite of seeking enlightenment. Heroin reveals perfect insanity and a totally false nature of the universe. One of the main concepts of Buddhism is “right livelihood”. The idea is that you should select a way of earning a living that makes you happy. One of the stated reasons Cobain committed suicide is that he was unhappy with having achieved success in the music business. His whining about stardom reveals his choice of “wrong livelihood”. A copy of the suicide note is available online and it is addressed “TO BODDAH”… Is this just a misspelling or a mockery of religion? At the end of the suicide note he writes that “it is better to burn out than to fade away“. This is a quote from Neil Young, the grandfather of Grunge Music. The sound of Cobain’s guitar is very similar to Young’s as well as the style of clothes they both wear. Nirvana’s music is a PASTICHE (imitation) of the music of Neil Young. There was a sixties English art/rock band called Nirvana that recorded concept albums. A lawsuit was filed by Patrick Campbell-Lyons (the leader of the psychedelic band) about Cobain’s band using their name. GenX artists face the challenge of creating works that are new and different. Since they follow a period of artistic genius which mined every possible style, all they can do is repeat previous works. Of course, this is just my humble opinion of GenX culture. If I use the phenomenological technique of bracketing off my personal cultural bias and view the artistic works from a GenX perspective, Nirvana looks good. They become tragic figures that cared so much for the purity of their art that they would rather die than compromise their integrity. These are idealistic values worthy of Socrates. He died for his beliefs and so did Cobain.
There are many websites that explore conspiracy theories about Courtney Love murdering her husband. The basic idea is that she faked a suicide note and killed him so that she would inherit his money. They were about to get divorced, the band was about to split up and she calculated that she would get more money if he was dead than alive. “Love & Death“, a book by Max Wallace and Ian Halperin question authorship of the suicide note. A suspicious sample of lettering practice was found in Courtney Love’s backpack at the time of the murder/suicide. They feel that she was rehearsing how to write a convincing note that the police would believe was genuine. Cobain also states in the note that his wife is a Goddess… It could be that she wrote the note and was calling herself a Goddess. All these people that are promoting the conspiracy theory ideas are paying tribute to all the great conspiracy theories that have gone before. They have written their works using the literary technique of pastiche. It may be subconscious but they are paying homage to the JFK Assassination, The Illuminati, MKULTRA and The Masons. (All great conspiracy theories.)
“Pastiche as imitation: In much current usage, the term denotes a literary technique employing a generally light-hearted tongue-in-cheek imitation of another's style; although jocular, it is usually respectful (as opposed to parody, which is not). “ (5)
Postmodernism as defined by Fredric Jameson:
“The last few years have been marked by an inverted millenarianism in which premonitions of the future, catastrophic or redemptive, have been replaced by senses of the end of this or that (the end of ideology, art, or social class; the "crisis" of Leninism, social democracy, or the welfare state, etc., etc.); taken together, all of these perhaps constitute what is increasingly called postmodernism.” (6)
There was a movement in American society called Modernism that believed we could keep on improving the quality of life forever by inventing new machines. The classic example of this philosophy is the “Carousel of Progress” sponsored by General Electric at EPCOT Disney World. In this show, they trace a typical American family from the 1800s to the present and how GE inventions have lead to happiness. Starting with the Beatniks, people have been questioning if this is true. There might be ways to find happiness other than the consumption of the latest gizmo from GE. Then the 1960s happened and one of the many revolutions was postmodernism. Consumerism was viewed by many as brainwashing sponsored by corporations that needed sales of plastic junk to thrive. Frank Zappa wrote songs about the Plastic People of the Universe. In any study of Parody, Zappa is a shining star. In the mighty tome “Frank Zappa. The Negative Dialectics of Poodle Play” by Ben Watson, we see not only a detailed biography of every facet of Zappa’s life but a parody of scholarly writing. While reading pretentious drivel for our Anthropology class, I remembered how much fun it is to mock the writing style of academia. The authors we read seem to be members of a social circle that all attend the same conferences, read each others scholastic journal writings and promote each other by including their names in new articles. One writing we read had ten names of obscure writers on one page! Five of them were listed as “thinkers”… As if that were a career… The direct quote of Neil Nehring is: “A number of thinkers, such as Natalie Davis, Teresa Ebert, Nancy Fraser, Mary Russo and Robert Stam find his (Mikhail Bakhtin’s) concept of carnival promising for feminism, along with the general materialism (or dialogism) of his argument (like Griffiths and Hanna) that a social contest is always occurring in the emotional inflection of language.” (7) I find it interesting that throughout all the writings we read, it was rare that I had heard of ANY of these people. Could it be that we should substitute the phrase “pals that need a little promotion” for the term “thinker“? Who ARE these people anyway? I googled their names and they are generally college teachers… I was especially impressed with Nancy Fraser’s ability to get grants from foundations for studies into politically correct subjects… YOU GO GRRRRRLL ! The style of writing that endlessly cites obscure authors seems pretentious and pompous.
I find that there is a real person named Jean Baudrillard and he is an “eminent French social theorist”. James Brusseau did not just make up a phony name to make his work sound profound. The author James B. is a big fan of Jean B. He proposes the scenario of taking a real gun to Disney World and committing murder during one of the “Wild West Shootouts”. He states that the average tourist would be fooled and just think that the murder was part of the show. (8) It seems to me that this man is COMPLETELY WRONG and that this is a ridiculous example stated by someone that has no real experience at all with firearms or death. However, he feels confident in expressing opinions about subjects he known nothing about… Just wrap the idiotic concepts in dense academic prose and VOILA! You have a sellable article for a textbook. Especially if you slip into the French language without providing translation. That proves that you are cool and worthy of getting a paycheck for your scribbling. One amusing example of creative language is the creation of the term “Baudrillardian Repetition“. A dog pile internet search of that term lead me to a webpage dedicated to “fighting fashionable nonsense”. http://www.butterfliesandwheels.com/ realizes that a lot of pure bull is presented in academic journals and is swallowed by gullible college students and professors. They offer instruction in “Woolly-Thinking Rhetoric: How to argue like a sheep. Vanquish your enemies with the help of our guide.” This would be useful for people that want to publish profound sounding articles without having to go to the trouble of thinking. I wonder if a perfect example of Baudrillard’s philosophy is Kurt Cobain’s repetition of the word Hello sixteen times per verse or if it is just the mumbling drool of a junky? I vote for the heroin talking. “Repetition: If your ideas are weak, if you have neither logic nor evidence to back them up, simply keep asserting them over and over and over again. This will convince everyone that they must be true. If they were not true, surely we wouldn't keep hearing about them all the time?” (9) The record for repetition is held by Bill Withers in the song “Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone” where he says the words “I KNOW” an astounding twenty six times in a row… I truly believe Bill. I totally GROK that he knows that there ain’t no sunshine when she‘s gone…
In conclusion: I’m certainly glad that I’m not a member of GenX. They seem to be not having a lot of fun on this planet. It seems that everything of value has already been grabbed by the “Baby Boomers” and “The Greatest Generation” and we are not going to share. The GenXers certainly are getting Mcjobs, poverty, AIDS, wars for oil, inflation, global warming, a ballooning National Debt, bankruptcy of Social Security and no hope for the future. I agree that we are starting the decline into chaos and everything in the future will keep on getting worse and worse until the good old USA is a “third world” country… Fortunately, I won’t be alive to watch the collapse of Western Civilization. With this outlook it is no surprise that they Love Kurt Cobain… Shoot heroin to avoid looking at reality and when reality refuses to be ignored, shoot yourself. However, If you bracket out the doom and gloom viewpoint of the Generation X and view the world thru the rose colored glasses of a Baby Boomer… Gee, things are pretty good here in Eureka!


Notes:
(1) Al Yankovic. “Smells Like Nirvana” (1992)
(2) Kurt Cobain “Smells Like Teen Spirit (1991)
(3) Wikipedia: definition of Nirvana.
(4) Ibid…
(5) Wikipedia: definition of Pastiche
(6) Frederic Jameson: Postmodernism, or, The Cultural Logic of Late Capitalism Verso, 1991.
(7) Neil Nehring : Jigsaw Youth vs. Post-toasty-MOO-dernism… reprinted in GENXEGESIS. 2003
(8) James Brusseau: Violence and Baudrillardian Repetition in American Psycho.2000
(9) http://www.butterfliesandwheels.com/rhetoric.php

I wrote this for Dr. Thomas Gates, Anthropology 306 at Humboldt State University...greg vanderlaan...

I kinda wish we had a Secretary of State but... does there need to be a State Department at all? What do they REALLY DO?

I remember Henry Kissinger had peace talks with North Vietnam... That was useful.

Since then, the State Department has had no actual TASKS or VALUE. Trump has laid off 300 senior employees without any problem... Trump Fired Rex Tillerson... So we DO NOT HAVE ANYONE as Secretary of State at this time... and SO WHAT!

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/state-dept-layoffs-under-rex-tillerson-being-carried-out/

Three Bears and My Cow... Camping in Oregon on the way to Crater Lake...

My Farmville Cow in the Dashboard of my Van at a campground in Oregon

Painting on the Wall of a Chico Coffee Shop
Bear at the Welcome Center on Highway #5 near Redding
Chainsawed Bear Sculpture near Crater Lake Oregon
Madison Bear Garden, a Bar in Chico
Waterfall on a Tributary of the Sacramento River... Flows to San Francisco Bay
My Ford Windstar Van at a Rest Stop on Highway #5

Friends in Chico and Madison Bear Garden, Sierra Nevada Brewery, The "O"

Byron Bob Law a True Chico Freako!
Mike Jensen in his backyard with the dog
Mike Gardner 
The Oasis Bar
Sierra Nevada Brewery Parking Garage - SOLAR Panels
Me on the Esplanade at Lido Channel
Madison Bear Garden

Dancing in Central Park in Chico to live music. Chico-Freakos! Murals


Sounded like the Grateful Dead

Chico is Famous for Beautiful Women
On the Street during Friday Night in the Park Concert


Mural Downtown
Another Mural
In Mike's Backyard with the dog

The road from Eureka to Redding thru the Trinity Alps is excellent... EPIC Drives in California...

Looking out my window at home in Eureka
There is a LOT of Logging of Redwoods up here
On top of the mountain looking towards the Pacific Ocean
The Trinity River in Hoopa, an Indian Reservation... Flows to Klamath River and the ocean
There is a lot of Road Construction every Summer. One Lane - Follow Lead Truck
A handy hint for driving with construction traffic when you are stopped by a flagman and use one lane only. After getting let through,  immediately pull over and stop and smell the flowers, look at the trees and admire the creek... Wait 5 minutes...  Let all the traffic pass you by. Then when you continue driving there is NO TRAFFIC. The cars are way ahead of you or way behind... It's really a relaxing way to travel..


Whiskeytown Lake on #299 near Redding
And Eventually I arrived in Chico, California - Home of a Great College...

Trump looked Real Good with this War in Syria. Very Presidential. Will he create another war just before the 2018 Elections?

In order to drum up support for Republicrime Candidates he could blow up North Korea to show the World that having a Republicrime President, House and Senate is a GREAT Idea. They could say "We are running the country GREAT and we ought to get Re-elected to continue our GREAT leadership." #MAGA...


My trip to the Rainbow Gathering in Utah after I retired from work. 2014

Since I had time on my hands and money in my pocket... it was a perfect opportunity to go camping with 10,000 hippies in the woods.

I drove my Ford Windstar Van with the bed in the back to Chico and picked up my friend "Rainbow" Mike Jensen. We drove for two days to thru Nevada and Utah to Salt Lake City where we went shopping for groceries. The clerks were very helpful and in General the Mormon People were kind to us. I drove past Park City and turned off the main road just before Heber City. I had gotten the driving directions from the WelcomeHome.org website and we traveled a long way on dirt roads into the Utah wilderness. I parked in a field and we relaxed for a day in order to get acclimated to the high elevation. A camper who parked next to me was complaining that he had forgotten to pack Bungee Cords and he was upset as that was an essential part of his backpack. I had a few extra that I gave him and in his gratitude he gave me some Marijuana. I was at the gathering for 5 minutes and already stoned.

Mike was excited about going to the main part of the gathering and he packed up his backpack and hiked down the trail. I wouldn't see him for 3 days. I spent the night sleeping in my van on the mattress. The next day I simply relaxed in the parking lot and enjoyed the sunshine. Then I packed my own backpack and walked on down the trail. I did not take my camera as it was low on batteries and Mike had my batteries in HIS backpack. It was exhausting to hike due to the 9,000 foot elevation. I only made it half way to the Welcome Home Tent on the first day. I did take a blissful ride in the back of a pickup truck with a pile of other campers thru the sunny forest... Then I camped out in a location that had many mosquitoes... not a lot of fun... I put my sleeping bag over my head to prevent getting bitten and endured the night.

The next day I walked on down the trail resting often... Including next to the campsite of the Lady Nicknamed "Hitler" who was drinking a lot of booze and loudly arguing with everyone... Eventually she would be arrested by the police for stabbing another camper with a knife... I walked on by without talking to her and arrived at the "Welcome Home Kitchen". I would stay there for two days and nights... smoking weed, singing songs and Tending the Campfire...

I was given the opportunity to focus my attention. Here is what happened...

While at the Welcome Home Kitchen, the Fire Tender wanted to go to another kitchen and trade a cooler filled with coffee for pizza. He asked if someone would watch the fire while he was gone. SOMEONE had to be there... I volunteered. I Said "I'll be here. I'll be the responsable adult. I can do that, I have done that."

he said "Great" and Left with the cooler filled with coffee.

So I took over and made sure we didn't burn down the forest. I also collected wood, placed it carefully on the fire arranging the logs so that they would burn without causing a lot of smoke AND I invited arriving people to help themselves to a cup of coffe or clean drinking water... and to take a break and relax around the fire.

This is a classic way to focus attention as the placement of logs on the fire is very similar to Zen Gardening with sand...

So, during this time... I asked for a Really Big Idea... I had attended Rainbow Gatherings before and I wanted each visit to be different. It's pointless and boring to keep on repeating experiences... so, this time I wanted to get a really big Idea...

and here it is: A SolarFire powered Desalinization Machine. Use a driftwood fire to power a steam engine. Use the force from the steam engine to drive a water pump. Pump seawater thru a pipe in the fire and into a long black pipe with a reflector that focuses sunlight on the pipe. When the water boils, it expands in volume... at the end of the pipe, steam will be billowing out with a great deal of force. Use that force to drive an electricity generating turbine. Collect the steam and let it turn back into a liquid... The result is Pure H20, NaCl and Electricity... all valuable and sellable.

Clean safe drinking water is a big problem. We could use the collected steam for drinking, bathing, livestock, gardens... AND making Ice for a really great Scotch on the Rocks.

To make this pracital, the location of the machine would need to be near a big pile of driftwood. On Agate Beach in California, I have seen a pile of driftwood that covers the entire beach for about a half a mile... In other locations, use watever resource is available. For Example: In Saudi Arabia it would make more sense to burn oil or gas...

So, during my meditation I Got my really big idea...

Later, the fire tender returned and his mission to get pizza was successful.

Much later I was sitting by the fire and another Rainbow Gatherer approached... He said mockingly: "Have you been sitting in that same spot for two days?" Which was true, I did spend a couple of days at the Welcome Home Tent.

I replied: "No, I also worked as the fire tender... That gave me an opportunity to Focus My Attention... [said slowly] Focus... My... Attention... "

The fire tender was listening and he nodded with understanding... Later we ended up hanging out together and he was a fine fellow... He was also very interested in being in the Cleanup Crew... I assume he got paid a lot in valuable stuff left behind.

~~~~~~~~ (~);-} ~~~~~~~~

Long ago I was playing the drums with some Buddhists at an anti-war protest march... I asked them why we were playing such an odd rhythm... They said that it requires that you Focus Your Attention... It's true... That experience was quite different than bang out a 4/4 on the big bass drum... I also did that at the same protest, our goal was to get George Bush the Father to remember that we didn't LIKE his war... and there were people playing the drums 24 hours a day in Lafayette Park to remind him... His only choices were to listen or flee...

~~~~~~~~ (~);-} ~~~~~~~~

We walked from the Welcome Home Kitchen to camp at The Big Shady Spot at Main Meadow. At high elevation, sunburn is a major problem so our campsite was the very best!

A group of musicians were relaxing in the shade and I played my harmonica. I actually lead the group doing the song "You Are My Sunshine". A six year old girl was demanding the attention of the adults and I played that song for her, everyone else sang along... Big Fun...

I saw a group of people congregating in the Smaller Shady Spot at Main Meadow and I wondered... "What are those people doing?" Then they all came over to our campsite... A Lady asked me if she could teach a healing seminar at our location... I said "SURE, have fun. I was wondering what the crowd of people was for, and was considering walking over there but you came over here..." and she said: "Sometimes Mohammad goes to the Mountain and sometimes the Mountain Comes to Mohammad." Her name is Sonya Sophia and she taught a seminar of Self Help - Accupressure. We put pressure on locations of out body by tapping lightly with our fingers while she told us reassuring statements and we would all repeat what she said... Like: "I Love and Respect Myself." It was a good seminar and I enjoyed it so much that I took her business card and attended once a week internet sessions.  Here is a link to a youtube video of her teaching at a Rainbow Gathering...
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2r0I8VoxJY&t=19s

That night I attended the GIANT BONFIRE and danced. Some campers brought a laser lightshow.
I tried to get the people to play along with the Drumming Beat [Boom, Boom, Chick] from Queen's "We Will Rock You" but no one wanted to play that beat... Everyone liked "Jingo" by Carlos Santana...

When it was time to leave I found that Mike had mover the Van to a much closer location. Thank You Mike! I never got acclimated to the high elevation and hiking was exhausting.

He also volunteered me as an ambulance driver to take two teenagers to the hospital at Heber City. When we arrived, we took the girl to the nurse and then delivered the couple to the Salt Lake City Airport where her uncle had a ticket home waiting for them... They basically had taken too many psychedelic drugs and were tired, lost, broke and needed some help.

Mike spent some time reading out loud from the book "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand at the gathering and in our motel rooms.







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