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Secret Trick To Life: STOP BELIEVING LIES. Reality Does Not Care What Your Beliefs Are, REALITY JUST IS. Repeating a Lie One Million Times Does Not Change the Facts...

Hey TrumpNiks® - AWAKEN NOW!

A New Era of Peace and Prosperity 

BEGAN 1/20/2021. 

Join US! #DumpTrumpNow 

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The Path Forward... Simple Suggestions for Making the World a Better Place to Live... https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/09/what-is-path-forward-we-will-have-great.html


The Path Forward: Personal Growth and The Pursuit of Happiness.


As a Nation, We Need to Forgive Each Other and Work Together to Build a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow... Red and Blue People Coming Together to Make #Purple64ets. 

https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/07/as-nation-we-need-to-forgive-each-other.html

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“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal,[Except Blacks and Women] that they are endowed by their Creator [Named Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, Odin, Thor, KRSNA, Buddha or a Thousand Other Names] with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.”[Unless your Pursuit uses Marijuana or Psychedelics as a Sacrament] - DANG... So Many Disclaimers... Was This Written by a Freaking Lawyer?

The Era Of Hatred is Ending. I Plan to Put Some Effort into Forgiving People That Believe The Exact Opposite of What I Believe. They are Just Confused and Helping Them Would Make the World a Better Place to Live. Break The Chains of The Trump Brainwashing Cult. Free Yourself... Life Will Become Better! Try Noticing Reality for ONE WEEK and If It Doesn't Help, You Can Always Go Back To Believing Lies!


WAKE UP! Robot Two-Tone Coffee Mug for sale. 

YOU MAY CHANGE THE WORDS IF YOU WANT TO! 
Maybe you would prefer... Stay Brainwashed... 
or Mindless Vegetables for Trump! WhatEVER!

Next: The US Senate Races in Georgia are Undecided. Help Campaign for Democrats Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock. Please Share These Campaign Websites on Social Media... US SENATE ELECTION RESULTS ARE CURRENTLY 50-48 We Do Not Know If The US Senate Will Be Democratic or Republican.


Jon Ossoff: 

https://electjon.com/ - and- https://youtu.be/jzaTlMJRIP0

Reverend Raphael Warnock:

https://warnockforgeorgia.com/

and then I Read a Rant of Facebook By My Friend KG: "Liberals get ready to fill out your  reports on me, cause I'm going to vent here...I believe we all have the right to worship as we please, but I also know that our country, the United States of America, was founded on Christian principles. I believe we should be proud of our country.  A quote is a quote.  It should not be amended or watered down.  The news media organizations should not be afraid to use the "Love of Christ" part.  Why they state, “Because, using the words Christ or God might offend someone!”  Well, now it's my turn to be offended!  I'm offended that the news media would edit it out.  Offended that Christians are being asked to tread lightly, so as not to offend someone of another religion.  This man, Jesus, loved God, loved his people, loved the world, and gave his life for the sins of all people.  Those who believe in Him, and accept Him as their personal Savior, will have everlasting life !!!

This Founding Principle is actually embedded in our Declaration of Independence:   “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.”

I hope every Christian or every person that believes in God who is offended will copy this and paste it to their status.....

“If we ever forget that we're one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under.” ~Ronald Reagan.

*Before you say it, I already know that a lot of you don't copy & paste.*  It’s easy... hold your finger on this post when the word copy appears just touch it then go to your home page and where it says "what's on your mind" touch it and hold your finger where you would start writing your comment and "paste”

If you read this to the end, can I get an "Amen”?

📷AWoman!" 

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Psychedelic Art by gvan42

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Monarchy SUCKS! The GOP Wants to Prevent YOU from Voting So They Can Crown tRUMP CZAR!


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Reject The GOP Hypocritical Race Theory! Let Teachers Teach TRUTH in School…


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Donald Rumsfeld is Dead. WONDERFUL! Now He Cannot Do Evil Anymore…


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4th of July Tip: Many Veterans Hate Surprise Firecrackers. They Think That The Enemy is Shooting at Them. SO… If You are at a Party With Veterans… Don’t Blow Things UP!

and DOGS Don’t Like Firecrackers Either…


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Let’s Stop Advertising Prescription Drugs on TV. Those Ads COST a FORTUNE and The Patients Pay for Them in Higher Drug Prices!


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Legalize Medicinal Psychedelics. Let Doctors and Patients Decide for Themselves what Medicine is Best…


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The GOP is Officially the "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire" Party. #RUNAWAY - They Rejected Liz Cheney for Telling the Truth. In REALITY, #DumpTrump Lost the 2020 Election and It Was NOT Stolen. The People of the USA Simply Voted Against #TotalFailureDonald and His #QAnonFREAKS!

Since the GOP Cannot Run on What a Wonderful Job They Did... They Endlessly LIE... and Try To Make It Difficult for Voters to Vote... and Distract The Public by Phony CANCEL CULTURE Campaigns Like The #MoscowMitch 1619 Project Ban... "Stop Teaching American History in School!" 

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Dear Trumpers... 10 Things Trump Supporters Should Know:

1. There is no organization called "Antifa." Antifa stands for anti-fascism. World War II veterans were Antifa because they fought fascism. Anyone who is against fascism is Antifa. There is no membership card. Anyone can be Antifa. Everyone should be Antifa.

2. The Democratic Party does not support socialism. The government will never control the means of production in this country because capitalism is too engrained in our society. Democrats want to change the tax code so corporations pay more and poor people pay less. They want to level the playing field so more people have the opportunity for upward mobility. "Socialism" is simply a scare word used by rich people to try to keep everyone else in line.

3. Donald Trump lost the election. There has never been a drop of evidence presented in a court of law to prove otherwise. Election audit after election audit have all reached the same conclusion. Trump appointed three Supreme Court justices, and SCOTUS still won't touch any of these lawsuits. This is just another con by a man who made his living as a con-artist.

4. People who support abortion are not "baby killers." Abortion is an extremely complicated and deeply personal decision for women. No one truly knows when life begins. It is arrogant to presume otherwise. It is also hypocritical to claim to be "pro-life" when you turn your back on a child as soon as they leave the womb.

5. QAnon spews absolute nonsense. Nothing he has ever predicted has come true. He literally makes this stuff up as he goes along. He is nothing more than an incel gamer with nothing better to do than manipulate weak-minded people who are prone to believe in crazy conspiracy theories because they lack any critical thinking skills.

6. Climate change is real. NASA says it's real, and NASA is flying helicopters around Mars right now. NASA is smarter than you.

7. The pandemic was never a hoax. Nearly 600,000 Americans have lost their lives to COVID-19. You folks made this far worse than it needed to be with your ridiculous "You Tube" videos and your refusal to wear a mask in public. You are the reason it has taken so long for this country to recover. You played politics with a deadly virus and now you have blood on your hands. 

8. Immigrants aren't rapists and murders. The vast majority of these people simply want a better life for their families. They were willing to walk through a desert just to get a sliver of the American Dream. They are no threat to you or your family. They are far more frightened of you than you need to be of them. 

9. Not everything that conflicts with your viewpoint is "fake news" That's just a talking point that's been drilled into your head by right-wing media. Confirmation bias is very insidious. There are people working in conservative think tanks who spend all day figuring out exactly what you want to hear as a means to control you. You will never know true freedom until you exercise independent thought.

10. Jesus would never have supported a man who commits at least one of the seven deadly sins on a daily basis. Donald Trump is a false idol. Period.

#ArrestTrump meme by gvan42




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My Autobiography: Growing Up in Los Gatos, California in the 1960s by Gregory Vanderlaan - and Living in San Jose, Washington DC, Chico, Eureka and Orangevale, CA.

I Was Born March 19th, 1954. We lived Near the San Jose Airport until they Started Landing Jet Airplanes and We moved to Los Gatos - 1960.  I lived there until graduation from Los Gatos High School in 1972... an Ideal Childhood... 

Then I Went to West Valley Jr. College, learned electronics drafting and got a job at System Industries in Santa Clara... I feel blessed that not only did I grow up in a great location but I also grew up at a great time. I missed the Vietnam War by ONE Year and Silicon Valley Was Hiring Like Crazy When I Needed a Job. READ MORE: https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2018/03/growing-up-in-los-gatos-california-in.html 


FREE Chart of Where the Notes Are on the Guitar and Piano. Print As Many Copies as You Like and Give 'em to Friends... or Strangers That Are About to Become Friends! and Many Free Coloring Book Drawings... 

https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/08/free-chart-of-where-notes-are-on-guitar.html


Ham Radio... Selling Equipment at Radio Shack in the 1990s - I Met a Lot of Interesting and Obsessive People who were Amateurs. It was Really Fun to Be Introduced to The Ham Radio Culture... a World I Had No Contact With...

Dot Dot Dot DASH DASH DASH Dot Dot Dot (SOS - Save Our Ship)  - READ MORE: https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/05/ham-radio-selling-equipment-at-radio.html


Exorcism at Mar-A-Loser: Thousands of Patriots Join Us To Dance Naked, Beat Drums, Burn Sage and Drive "He Who Shall Not Be Named" OUT! GET YE HENSE! https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/07/unemployed-hungry-mad-as-hell-join-us.html


How is "Herd Mentality" Supposed to Work as a Cure for Trump's Coronavirus? As #InfectedDonald Claims... MAGIC? Peter Pan? Tinkerbell? Wishing It Will All Go Away? FANTASY WORLD? I Googled "Herd Mentality" and It Just DOES NOT Make any Sense as a Cure for Disease... Any Disease... I'm Comfortable with Anti-Vaccine People. They are More Likely to Get Sick and Die TRULY MAKING AMERICA GREAT... If We Have to Endure The Coronavirus for another Ten Years It Will Be TOTALLY WORTH IT... Just To Get Those People OFF THE PLANET! https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/10/how-is-herd-mentality-supposed-to-work.html

The Number of Uneducated Racist Old White Men is Shrinking... Most Voters are Young People, Minorities, Women or College Graduates. The GOP is Doomed... DOOMED! https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/08/the-number-of-uneducated-racist-old.html

The Engineers at PG&E, SoCal Edison and SMUD Have Abandoned Nuclear Power Completely. NO NUKES Say The Experts! Obviously, Atomic Power is Insane... Everyone, Everywhere should STOP Building NUKES! Just STOP! Enough! and In Fact... They Have! There are Fewer Nuclear Power Plants Today than there were Last Year and Every Year there are Fewer and Fewer. https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2019/08/obviously-atomic-power-is-insane.html

#QuackAnon Asks: Is Representative Jim Jordan Gay? He DOES Have "That Look" and He DID select a Sport that involves A LOT of Grabbing OTHER BOYS! Look at this Picture! It set off my "GAYDAR" DING DING DING DING! - Not That There Is Anything "WRONG" About Being Gay but... COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, JIM Or Be Vulnerable to Being Blackmailed by Anyone Who Threatens to "OUT" YOU! https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2019/10/is-representative-jim-jordan-gay-he.html

TrumpNik® FREAKS are a Danger to America! LOCK 'EM UP! HEADLINE: QAnon Supporter Crashed Army Reserve Base After Threatening to Unleash ‘Crazy Stupid’ Plan: Docs...

It's Kinda Funny that Republicriminals Did SO MUCH SHOUTING: "Lock Her Up!" But Then FAILED To Actually Lock Up Hillary... So Much Failing in the Former 'residents Career... #FailureBoyDonald... #MAGALoser... https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2021/03/trumpnik-freaks-are-danger-to-america.html

Investigate #IvankaGate - The Worst Scandal in US History - Click Here for The SHOCKING Details! Why Is There A Group Called QueerAnon?  Sometimes Called QAnon... Are They Some Kind Of Gay Rights Thing? If So... GREAT! https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/08/qanon-investigate-ivankagate-worst.html


Another Reason Guns Should Be Outlawed is that Suicide using a Gun is usually Fatal but other methods OFTEN FAIL. I know a person living today that tried to kill themselves... BUT FAILED! When you have a GUN in the home you are more likely to have a Gun ACCIDENT. Kids playing with a loaded gun... Shooting a friend during an argument... Cleaning a gun and OOPS. I Believe there is a "Gun Nut" Gene. If Your Grandpa owned Guns... and Your Father Owned Guns... YOU Are Likely to Own Guns... and Since Suicide is the Number One Cause of Gunshot Deaths, That's Nature's Way Of DELETING The "Gun Nut" Gene from Future Generations... WONDERFUL... Plenty of "Accidents" In The Home TOO... 

 https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2018/04/another-reason-guns-should-be-outlawed.html


Big Pile of #HashishTags 

#QAnon, #QuackANon, #WWG1WGA, #TheGreatAwakening, #Pizzagate, #saveourchildren, #QueerAnon, #WYSIWYG, #TrumpFailed, #ArrestTrump, #DitchMitch, #DumpTrump, #Purple64ets, #IvankaGate, #QuestionAuthority, #GOPisEVIL, #LockHimUp, #TheDeepStateDoesNotExist, #BiteMyShinyMetalAss, #LegalizeMedicinalPsychedelics

#LegalizeMarijuanaNationwide 

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and on a Different Subject... US Government Corruption:

American History: "Operation Fast and Furious" --- The US Government sold Thousands of Guns to Mexican Drug Gangs and a Caused a Dramatic Increase in Murders... AG Eric Holder... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandal


Here’s a look at Operation Fast and Furious. From 2009-2011, the Phoenix Field Division of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), along with other partners, allowed illegal gun sales in order to track the sellers and purchasers, who were believed to be connected to Mexican drug cartels.


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During the Fast and Furious investigation, nearly 2,000 firearms were illegally purchased for $1.5 million, according to a DOJ inspector General report. Hundreds of guns were later recovered in the United States and Mexico.


In 2010, two of the weapons linked to Fast and Furious turned up near the scene of the murder of Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry in the Arizona desert. https://www.cnn.com/2013/08/27/world/americas/operation-fast-and-furious-fast-facts


Operation Fast and Furious. Yesterday, a House committee voted to hold Attorney General Eric Holder in contempt of Congress, and President Obama invoked executive privilege to protect disputed documents.


House Republicans say the attorney general and now the president are trying to cover up the fallout from a bungled gun sting on the Mexico, Arizona border. Democrats say it's all election year politics. But let's step back to 2009, when the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives created Fast and Furious as part of an effort to stem the flow of U.S. weapons to Mexican gangs and drug cartels.


What was the intent? What's the scale of the problem? What went wrong? And what happens now? https://www.npr.org/2012/06/21/155513757/why-operation-fast-and-furious-failed


How Mexican killers got US guns from 'Fast and Furious' operation

US officials thought they would catch Mexican criminals in a bold gun-running sting called 'Fast and Furious.' Instead, they inadvertently armed drug cartels as the operation spiraled out of control, a congressional report finds. https://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2011/0726/How-Mexican-killers-got-US-guns-from-Fast-and-Furious-operation


Fast and Furious Scandal: New Details Emerge on How the U.S. Government Armed Mexican Drug Cartels... https://abcnews.go.com/ABC_Univision/News/fast-furious-scandal-details-emerge-us-government-armed/story?id=17352694

As part of Operation Fast and Furious, ATF allowed 1,961 guns to "walk" out of the U.S. in an effort to identify the high profile cartel leaders who received them. The agency eventually lost track of the weapons, and they often ended up in the hands of Mexican hit men , including those who ordered and carried out the attack on Salvarcar and El Aliviane, a rehabilitation center in Ciudad Juarez where 18 young men were killed on September 2, 2009.

In Mexico, the timing of the operation coincided with an upsurge of violence in the war among the country's strongest cartels. In 2009, the northern Mexican states served as a battlefield for the Sinaloa and Juarez drug trafficking organizations, and as expansion territory for the increasingly powerful Zetas. According to documents obtained by Univision News, from October of that year to the end of 2010, nearly 175 weapons from Operation Fast and Furious inadvertently armed the various warring factions across northern Mexico.


El Chapo’s Capture Puts ‘Operation Fast and Furious’ Back in the Headlines... https://www.nationalreview.com/2016/01/fast-furious-obama-first-scandal/ Obama-administration scandals never resolve. They just vanish — usually, under a new scandal. So it was with one of this president’s earliest embarrassments, “Operation Fast and Furious,” designed to help the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives (ATF) dismantle drug cartels operating inside the United States and disrupt drug-trafficking routes. Instead, it put into the hands of criminals south of the border some 2,000 weapons, which have been used to kill hundreds of Mexicans and at least one American, U.S. Border Patrol agent Brian Terry.


So…what is Operation Fast and Furious? Fast and Furious was a “gun-walking” operation conducted by the Phoenix, Arizona branch of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives (or the ATF) from 2009 and 2011. The idea was to encourage licensed Arizona gun merchants to sell firearms to known criminals, in the hope that law enforcement would be able to then trace the weapons from Arizona as they crossed the border into Mexico, slowly making their way into the hands of bloodthirsty Mexican drug cartels. Fast and Furious was part of a broader series of investigations called Project Gunrunner, all of which had the collective long-term goal of halting the flow of weapons to criminals in Mexico. Arizona gun sellers sold about 2,000 weapons to “straw” buyers, often young kids lured by a reported $100 per transaction. The ATF lost track of an estimated 1,700 of those guns.  https://www.thedailybeast.com/what-is-operation-fast-and-furious-11-questions-and-answers

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The Facebook Brain Police Marked My Post as False When Actually it was 100% True. Beware of them, They are Not Only Crazy but Dangerous. Are They Being Bribed?

My Post Proposed That Regulations For Guns be the Same as Those for Cars. It Was Originally Written by EVERYTOWN for Gun Safety. 

The Facebook Brain Police Marked this Post as False When it was Actually True.
This is My Original Post... On The Left...
I Just Liked and Shared a Meme... 

This is why The Facebook Brain Police Marked my Post False... They Said I Misquoted Ted Cruz. I Did Not Mention Ted Cruz at all.
This is What They Say is the Reason
Why The Facebook Brain Police
Marked my Post False...
They Said I Misquoted Ted Cruz.
I Did Not Mention Ted Cruz at all. 

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A Possible SOLUTION To Police Murdering Americans... Training! ---> What IF Cops Learned HOW TO DO THEIR JOB BEFORE PEOPLE DIED? <--- Could Work!

The National Institute for Law and Justice Education was founded specifically to serve the research and higher education needs of the law and justice community. READ MORE:

http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/10/a-possible-solution-to-police-murdering.html


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The Reason I Publish TRUTH on the Internet Is: GLOBAL AWAKENING. There Has Been So Much Lying by tRUMP That His Gullible Followers are BRAINWASHED. I Provide a Short Sharp Shock to Rescue Cult Members.

 You may Verify Every Word I Publish by Typing FACT CHECK and My Statements into Any Search Engine. Try IT! Try NOTICING REALITY for One Week. If You Don't Like it, You Can Always Go Back to Believing Trump's Lies... 

Daily News - This isn't a Joke Anymore - Cover Article about Trump and Insanity - meme
FACT CHECK: Joe Biden Won the 2020 Presidential Election. Beating Donald Trump Like a Piñata!


AP FACT CHECK: Trump clings to bevy of bogus election claims... By HOPE YEN and JILL COLVIN November 29, 2020

President Donald Trump clung to false notions Sunday that Joe Biden stole the presidential election, citing thousands of votes magically switched to the president-elect and poll watchers illegally barred on Election Day, neither of which happened.

https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-trump-bogus-election-claims-3d34646b34316d2f96f9ae5a267a3303

00 Trump is an Alien - Danger Danger - Runaway - gvan42
FACT CHECK: Trump is an Illegal Alien from Uranus!

Fact Checking Trump on Immigration. As he explains his plan on illegal immigration, Trump gets several facts wrong. SEE? No Mention of URANUS At All! It's Melania That's The Illegal Alien! 

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I found a Valid Use for Microsoft's New Browser, EDGE. I Use Google Chrome for Everything BUT... as a Handy Way to sign into 12 Social Networks Automatically,  I Use EDGE. Then I Copy and Paste a Sentence or Two and a Link for Every one of my Blog Posts. That Way Hundreds of Thousands of People Can Read My Words... and Decide to Click for More Information... or Not... and EDGE is a Convenient way to Submit a URL to BING. Believe it or not, there are People that use BING! Especially Other Search Engines Like Yahoo and Dogpile... 


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and Here's a Chapter from my Novel "The Violet Overgrow"
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Chapter Six: 
"K3" Said: "What if We Used a Technological Weapon at the White House Instead of Burning it Down? I Remember There Was Some Research We Did Years Ago  Into a SONIC Device That Would Drive "The Enemy" Insane and Also Cause Them to Sh*T Their Pants... It Was Basically a Loudspeaker That Played an 8 Hz Sine Wave at 140 dB... As Everyone Knows... Super Bass Drives You Crazy... Notice That Technique Used in What They Call RAP "Music" - It Automatically Makes People Angry."

Susan Said: "Great Idea! Let's Go To Our Friendly Neighborhood Radio Shack and Get the Parts Required to Build Such a Device..." 

and Off They Went to The Mall at Manassas...   Hopefully They Had an 18" Woofer in Stock... OR MAYBE TWO! "K3" already owned an Ancient Korg Synthesizer That Was Able to Create That Especially Low Frequency Note... They Could Simply Play the Note REALLY LOUD and Point The Speaker At The White House From a Location on 16th Street & "H" Street (Now called Black Lives Matter Blvd) ... Everyone In That Area Would GO CRAZY! Including All The Employees at The White House, The Old Executive Office Building and Blair House. MASS PANIC! But NO EFFECT at The Old Ebbit Grill... They Would Be Safe!


8 Hz Sonic Disruption Weapon - causes anger and insanity - gvan42


after they spent the afternoon building a portable synthesizer system into the trunk of "K3" car... 

Sonic Weapon Built into the Trunk of a Car - Two 18 Inch Woofers - gvan42


"K3" Said: Let's Go Commit Our Eco-Warrior Action AT THE PENTAGON! That's The One Place in the World Where the Security Cameras FAIL... after all, There are No Photographs of an Airplane Crashing on 9/11/2001. We'll be Totally UNTRACEABLE."
And Suzy Said: "Great Idea... We Certainly Don't Want to be FILMED!"
and So they all agreed to test it at the Pentagon... In Northern Virginia... They Could Park in an Employee Parking Lot and Face the Car Away from the Pentagon... Open the Trunk... and Place the Two 18" Woofers against some pillows... No Real Need for Speaker Enclosures... Just Use The Entire Back of the Car to Direct the Sound...

Pentagon Parking Lot - Northern Virginia

  "K3" Stretched His Fingers and Started Plying the Close Encounters Theme... Do Do Do Do DUH... and When He Hit the Last Note... He Pushed the Hold Button so the Note would play Forever and Turned UP The Resonance on the Band Pass Filter... and Turned the Knob Controlling the Center Point Down, Down, Down, Down, Down, Down Past the Threshold of Human Hearing... and... While Keeping an Eye on the Frequency Counter... The Note Went Past 40Hz and Slid Down to Exactly EIGHT CYCLES PER SECOND... and Then... All of A Sudden... ALL THE AUTOMOBILE BURGLAR ALARMS WENT OFF!

And Susan Started Screaming! "AAAH, AAAAAH, AAAOOOUUUEEEE, AEIOU  EIEIO!"

Susan Said: "Stop, Stop, Stop. This Entire Plan Is Insane! Let's GTFO! Before all those Soldiers Come Out... and Lock Us Up in a Secret Military Prison Hidden Deep in the Trinity Alps!"

Billy Hugged Her and Said in a Soothing Voice: "Relax Susan, It's All In Your Head... The Fear Frequency is Causing You To FREAK OUT! I Feel it TOO But... I Knew It was Coming and Used a Jedi Mind Trick to Refuse To Accept ARTIFICIAL MIND PANIC... Intentionally Focus Your Attention on a Pleasant Memory and The MADNESS HAS NO POWER OVER YOU."

Susan Said: "OK... I'll Remember that Sunny Day We Were Swimming Nude in Butte Creek... When We Were First Dating... and How It Felt Like We Were Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden."

Billy Said: "Good Plan... I Remember that Day... I Swam the Butterfly Across the Lake Splashing as Much as I Could... I Hoped to Impress You... After All, You WERE a Surfer Girl..."

and they both said: "AHHHH..." 

and It Goes On and On and On... 

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