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Hey Trump! Ever Heard of The 10 Commandments? "Thou Shalt Not Boink a Porn Star While Married." God Said That! REALLY!

Hey Trump! Ever Read The 10 Commandments? "Thou Shalt Not Boink a Porn Star While Married." God Said That! REALLY!



And Now For Something Completely Different: 

Trump's Trade War With China was a Disaster! Remember the Farmer Bailout Checks? Nowadays, Farmers Can Earn a Living by Growing Crops! Thank YOU, Joe Biden!

Trump's Trade War Harmed American Consumers, American Farmers and American Business But Helped Russian Soy Bean Farmers!


‘Here’s your check’: Trump’s massive payouts to farmers will be hard to pull back...

The president was already spending double his predecessor to spare farmers the cost of his trade war. Now the price is reaching unsustainable levels.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/14/donald-trump-coronavirus-farmer-bailouts-359932


To Ease Pain of Trump’s Trade War: $12 Billion in Aid for Farmers...
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/24/us/politics/farmers-aid-trade-war.html

A Surprise Winner From the U.S.-China Trade Spat: Russian Soybean Farmers.
Commercial conflict has choked American soy exports to the bean’s biggest market, China, providing Russian farmers an opportunity.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/russia-exploits-u-s-china-trade-tensions-to-sell-more-soybeans-11550745001

More pain than gain: How the US-China trade war hurt America...
 
Despite Trump’s claim that “trade wars are good, and easy to win,” the ultimate results of the phase one trade deal between China and the United States — and the trade war that preceded it — have significantly hurt the American economy without solving the underlying economic concerns that the trade war was meant to resolve.

Trump's trade war on China was a failure in every possible way... What really happened: "The trade war with China hurt the US economy and failed to achieve major policy goals," a recent study commissioned by the U.S.-China Business Council argues, finding that the trade war reduced economic growth and cost the U.S. 245,000 jobs.

The trade war’s next casualty: corporate profits

Trump's Trade War was a Disaster! It Harmed American Consumers, American Farmers and American Business But Helped Russian Soy Bean Farmers!

Trump's Not Just a Loser, He' a MAGALOSER! (Oh No! Not a Metric Joke!) In Fact, Hillary Got More Votes, Joe Got More Votes and in 2024... HE'S Already Saying The Election Was Rigged!

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan


Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan

Anti-Trump Memes and Cartoons - LOCK HIM UP! gvan42, purple64ets, zazzle gregvan


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Taylor Swift says VOTE FOR JOE - Here are Some FREE MEMES to Share Worldwide! Remember: Trump is a Danger to the USA... The Entire Republicriminal Party is INSANE! #RUNAWAY! #RUNAWAY! #RUNAWAY!
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Biden's Economy is GREAT! Good Jobs, High Pay. Stock Market Highest Ever. GDP UP! Remember: Trump Did a Horrible Job as President... Unemployment Went to 14.7% and there were Massive Lines at the FREE FOOD Giveaway Locations. Now, Unemployment is 3.9% and People Can BUY FOOD at the Grocery Store! Thanks, Joe!
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Since Trump is Old and Sick, He Might Die at Any Moment! Who is His Vice President? Is Is The My Pillow Guy? Rude Julie Anna? Empty Greene? Governor Ron Death Santa? Sucker Tucker?
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HANG MIKE PENCE! Chanted Trump Supporters On January 6th... Remember: Charles Manson Killed NO ONE... His Followers Committed The Murders... Mike Pence Left the Building and Trump's Followers Couldn't Find Him! TRUMP FAILED AGAIN!
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Crime is Much Worse in Republican States than Democratic Ones. Crazy Gun Laws Cause More Murder. The Hopeless Poverty in "Red" States Causes Increase in Theft, Burglary and Armed Robbery... VOTE DEMOCRATIC.
https://www.thirdway.org/report/the-red-state-murder-problem The rate of murders in the US has gone up at an alarming rate. But, despite a m...


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They've been brainwashed with fear. Fear is a powerful drug. It penetrates the deepest parts of their brains. "Do you want your grandchildren to be black?" It grips their amygdala, the seat of instinct and fear of death. "They're sub-human; they will kill you." They tap into this deep realm of terror. "You're going to lose everything you've ever worked for." "They murdered your savior." "Do you want English replaced by Spanish? Jesus replaced by Allah?" "They're going to rape your wives and impregnate your daughters." "You will become irrelevant. Erased. Like you never existed." "Jews will not replace us." "They don't believe in God; not our God." "They are an abomination." "Your children will burn in hell."
"Only I can save you."


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Will the Corrupt Supreme Court Rule that CRIME IS LEGAL for Trump? Question: Would Total Presidential Immunity Allow Biden to Murder Trump LEGALLY?

Remember: The Reason Ford Pardoned Nixon was to Prevent Nixon's Arrest for Crimes Committed While President. 

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Throughout history the laws of physics have been considered perfect and eternal, but the more deeply physicists and cosmologists delve, the more they discover how messy it is. Universes simulated using computers are not created by perfect omnipotent beings, rather by imperfect people with kids and mortgages just trying to figure stuff out. Many of today’s hard-core, cutting edge scientists—including Alan Guth, the creator of inflationary theory—acknowledge that it might be possible to create a universe in the laboratory that would pinch off into its own space-time, and that this universe we find ourselves living in might be such a simulation. It might be a bunch of guys futzing around. If there is a master awareness to all this, it might turn out to be more like a Gary Larsen kid poking an anthill with a stick to see what happens.
(Pictured Above: God)

we Locked Him Up - Peter Navarro


Don't you just hate when
You compose a good haiku
And the last line comes out too long

I refuse to play by the rules... However... one time we were Camping in the Santa Cruz Mountains High on LSD and One Guy read a Haiku Out Loud... and POW! SHAZZAM! A Tsunami of Meaning Washed over us... 

I'm Glad Someone Wrote Them...

Spiro Agnew as a Hippie

As I was thinking of some of my favorite anagrams, I remembered one of my fav's for old Spiro Agnew. So if you take all the letters from his name and rearrange them you come up with Grow a Penis.

Agnew’s downfall began in the summer of 1973, when he was investigated in connection with accusations of extortion, bribery, and income-tax violations relating chiefly to his tenure as governor of Maryland. Faced with federal indictments, Agnew fought the charges, arguing that the allegations were false, that a sitting vice president could not be indicted, and that the only way he could be removed from office was by impeachment. After the solicitor general released a brief asserting that sitting vice presidents could be indicted, Agnew launched an attack on the administration and vowed not to resign. With Nixon in danger of impeachment for his role in the Watergate scandal, the administration sought to remove Agnew from the presidential line of succession, and secret plea bargaining took place between Agnew’s lawyers and a federal judge. Agnew resigned the vice presidency on October 10, 1973, and appeared in United States District Court in Baltimore on the same day to plead nolo contendere to a single federal count of failing to report on his income-tax return $29,500 in income that he had received in 1967, while governor of Maryland. Acknowledging that the plea amounted to a felony conviction, Agnew declared that he had resigned in the national interest. He was fined $10,000 and sentenced to three years of unsupervised probation.

https://purple64ets.wordpress.com/2024/03/26/trumps-magic-time-machine-doomed-to-fail-again/

Trump’s Magic Time Machine Doomed to Fail Again...

When President Ronald Reagan first spoke the words “Let’s Make America Great Again” He Implied that there was a time in the Past when America was Great… and we ought to return to that time… WHEN was That? the 1950s? The 1850s? 1776? 1066? 3,000 BC ?

I believe that Both Ronald Reagan and Copycat Donald Trump Feel that America in the 1950s was That Time!

Before Women’ Lib… Before Civil Rights… Before Gay Rights… Before Hippies! It was a time when Americans DID WHAT THEY WERE TOLD TO DO… and It was a Time When FRED TRUMP could FIX any Problems Donald Got Into…

I feel America was Greatest in 1969…

We went to the Moon, Danced at Woodstock, Rioted at Stonewall… and Most Importantly… We WOKE THE F*CK UP!

The Brainwashing of the 1950s was Repealed by the ACID of the Sixties… “Think for Yourself and Question Authority”

https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2020/05/there-was-fifteen-years-of-peace.html

There Was Fifteen Years of Peace Following the End of The Vietnam War. Americans Refused to Participate in Bogus Wars for Corporate Profit.

Who Won the War? DOW CHEMICAL AND HUGHES AIRCRAFT. Selling Napalm, Agent Orange and Helicopters…

https://gvan42.blogspot.com/2022/10/psychedelic-art-gvan42.html

Remember: Trump Signed the Help Crazy People Buy Guns Law… HJ RES 40… and now we have Madmen Committing Murder again and again and again… the Laws are Tragic… Insane!

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-joint-resolution/40

If a person gets a Social Security Check due to INSANITY They No Longer have to Report That Fact on a Gun Purchase Background Check… 

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LINK to All My Outlaw Guns Merch at Zazzle Gregvan



PARAQUAT LAWSUITS on TV? In The 1970s The US Government Had Mexico Spray Paraquat on the Marijuana Crop in an Attempt to Stop the Importation... That Plan Failed as The Mexicans Imported the NOW POISONOUS Plants Anyway...

And in 2021 I See Many Advertisements for Lawyers that Offer to SUE for You... Because Paraquat CAUSES DISEASE! Mostly to Farmworkers that Spray the Poison on Crops... That Reminded Me of The Dark Days of American History when The US Government Intentionally Poisoned The Youth of America...

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JUST SAY KNOW!
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"Paraquat pot" During the late 1970s, a controversial program sponsored by the US government sprayed paraquat on cannabis fields in Mexico.[38] Following Mexican efforts to eradicate marijuana and poppy fields in 1975, the United States government helped by sending helicopters and other technological assistance. Helicopters were used to spray the herbicides paraquat and 2,4-D on the fields; marijuana contaminated with these substances began to show up in US markets, leading to debate about the program.[39] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraquat

The State Department — despite knowing that paraquat concentrates in the lungs even when ingested orally, and despite knowing that the herbicide could be fatal in tiny amounts — agreed to the plan and delivered the helicopters and at least $16 million in US taxpayer funding for the program. Some believe there should be a wider lawsuit against Paraquat makers. https://drugguardians.com/the-paraquat-pot-plot/

marijuana leaf free coloring book art greg vanderlaan

The Paraquat Pot Plot: The eradication of marijuana use in the US — a top priority in the Nixon administration — drove the US government to send several helicopters and planes to the Mexican government in 1970 with a request that they be used to spray herbicides on marijuana crops in an effort to limit the supply coming into the US.

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Due to US government policies that started in the 1970s and extended through most of the 1980s, marijuana fields were being sprayed with a chemical that can actually kill you.
The chemical, known as “paraquat,” is an herbicide sprayed over marijuana fields in Mexico in the 1970s—with the aid of US money and US-provided helicopters—and over marijuana fields in Georgia in the 1980s under the direction of the Reagan Administration... https://thoughtcatalog.com/jeremy-london/2018/08/paraquat-pot/ Paraquat Pot: The True Story Of How The US Government Tried To Kill Weed Smokers With A Toxic Chemical In The 1980s

In 1978, after years of attempting to reassure Americans that smoking paraquat-tainted marijuana was safe, US Secretary of Health Education and Welfare Joseph Califano announced that new tests found that heavy smokers of tainted weed could develop irreversible lung damage and that even moderate users could develop “clinically measurable damage.”

It took a 1978 lawsuit from the National Organization to Reform Marijuana Laws to force the US Government to suspend funding for paraquat-spraying in Mexico until a comprehensive health study of its effects could be performed. 1980s: Reagan Administration Sprays Crops in Georgia A scandal erupted in the state of Georgia in 1983 when it was uncovered that law enforcement officials had aided in smuggling drugs from south of the border into the USA. They had also facilitated the planting and cultivation of giant weed farms in Georgia’s Chattahoochee Forest. In retaliation, the Reagan Administration ordered US helicopters to spray these weed plantations with paraquat and the DEA vowed to extend the practice to wherever weed was being grown in the USA. For many, purposely damaging the lungs of pot smokers—perhaps fatally—was a punishment that far exceeded the crime. One critic likened the practice to placing land mines in NO PARKING zones.

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Remember Kids: The US Government is Lying to You When they Say Marijuana is as Safe as Heroin... Both are Schedule #1 Drugs with "No Medical Use" - Except The US Patent Office Granted Patent #6630507 for Medical use of Marijuana... In Reality; Heroin is Very Dangerous. People Actually Die from Overdoses... Unlike Marijuana... And the REAL Danger is When Kids Realize that the US Government is a LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE... Most Stop Believing Their Words of Wisdom! Even When the US Government is Telling the Truth!


Another Question I Have is about The MOTIVE for Incarcerating Hispanic and Black Men by The Hundreds of Thousands... Is it Genocide? It's Unlikely that a Man In Prison will become a Father... DUH... and So The EFFECT of Mass Incarceration is to Keep that DNA Out of the Gene Pool... and a Gradual WHITENING of The People of the USA...

With the Coming Global Economic Collapse, It Might be a Good Idea to Learn How to Be a Hunter/Gatherer... YA THINK?

Or Maybe... 
Jesus Will Beam Us Up Just Like
Star Trek in The Rapture!
Alien Abduction - gvan42
I'm Counting on Alien Abduction...
The "Space Brothers" Will Save Us!
Eating Mice and Building Traps: What it Takes to Survive in the Wilderness... The best way to ensure survival in the wild? Learn how to live like a hunter-gatherer.
https://www.backpacker.com/survival/surviving-like-a-hunter-gatherer-for-backpackers

The Hunter-Gatherer Experience: At Green University® LLC we recognize four distinct levels of experience. Begin as a Hunter-Gatherer, and break free from the Machine to walk your own path. Learn to skin a deer and make your own buckskin clothing. Learn how to travel, camp, and forage in the wilderness of rural and urban landscapes, exploring and living beyond the artificial boundaries of civilization. Experience self-sufficiency on a model scale as you learn to meet your survival needs with little more than your bare hands. http://www.greenuniversity.com/Hunter_Gatherer.htm

Surviving as a Creative Hunter-Gatherer... Over time, as I moved through different careers, I’ve collected a toolbox of “hunting strategies” which may prove useful to you as you consider, embark, or continue a career as a Creative Hunter-Gatherer. 

https://medium.com/@bobhone.designer/surviving-as-a-creative-hunter-gatherer-36d3e1154d3c

STOP BUYING STUFF. With Trump Campaigning on his So Called "Booming" Economy, We Can Refuse to Participate... Why Not buy Food for Cash at your Local Farmers Market?

That Sale is Never Counted in Economic Statistics because the Local Farmers just put it Directly into their Pocket and Never Report It as Income on their Income Taxes... Buy your WEED from your friendly neighborhood dope dealer... They CERTAINLY don't report sales to the Government... as for other things... Do You Really Need to Buy Stuff at All? Don't you Already Have Everything? If you are reading this, You already Own a Computer or a Phone That Works... and There Is No Reason to Buy a New Computer or New Phone BECAUSE WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE IS GREAT! They Say You need a Brand New Plastic Gizmo BUT THEY ARE LYING! 
STOP BUYING STUFF BOYCOTT Trumps So Called "Booming" Economy MEME - gvan42

Yes, It's True that Trump Will Continue To Lie About His Failed Economy BUT... ALL News Reports Have a Tendency to Reflect Reality... Even FOX News Reports when The Stock Market Goes Down... and The DJIA has been Going Down a LOT Recently... Trump Makes EXCUSES... He Blames The Media and Aliens but... More and More People are ACTUALLY LOOKING IN THEIR OWN WALLETS AND REALIZING that a Tax Cut for the RICH doesn't do them any GOOD at All! Currently, Farmers can't sell to China and they are Going Bankrupt in Record Numbers. Truckers are Being Laid Off - 2,500 this year alone... Prices are Higher, Wages are Lower, Layoffs and Bankruptcies Every Day... All Accurate News Reports Says We Are Experiencing a Trump-0-Nomics Disaster... DO YOUR PART! REFUSE TO CONSUME... DO NOT HELP HIM GET REELECTED... Need a new Chair? Buy one for Cash from a Neighbor... Need a Bullet Proof Backpack for Your Children For School? Well, Go Ahead and Buy One from Walmart or Amazon... SOME Purchases are Justified... Remember: It's Easy to Refuse To Consume Because MOST PEOPLE HAVE NO EXTRA MONEY ANYWAY... Buy a New Car? That's Absurd! Who can afford That on an UBER Driver's Earnings? Buy a Home? Not a Chance! BUY ANYTHING? Nope, Not with THIS Paycheck... Everyone I Know is REALLY HURTING... Is it any surprise that Fashion Style Features Jeans with Holes in them? Yep, Real People are wearing their Jeans for Decades and Wearing Holes in them! Did you notice that it's "Totally Groovy" to Shop at Thrift Stores? If you buy NEW STUFF you are propping up Trump's Economy... In my hometown we have a GREAT store Called The Eureka Rescue Mission Thrift Store and It's Wonderful... We also have the Saint Vincent DuPaul Thrift Store. It's FUN to shop there because it's always different surprises... Not the Plastic Crap You Find at Walmart. What About Dumpster Diving? Sometimes People Throw Away Stuff because It's Inconvenient to Transport. I remember that at the College Town of Chico, at the end of the School Year, students would just throw away stuff instead of taking it home for Summer Vacation... REALLY! Be Aware! There is a Famous Book written by Abbie Hoffman ( Leader of the YIPPIES! ) called "Steal This Book" that documents How to Get Everything for FREE! 


OK, You HAVE to buy Gas for your Car IF YOU DRIVE. You HAVE to enrich ExxonMobilBPShellHaliburtonDowDuPont... There is NO ALTERNATIVE... Those people are destroying the Earth with their Climate Change but... ONLY IF YOU BUY THEIR GAS... Only if you Buy their Plastic Crap made from OIL... Years ago people drove voluntarily just for fun... I Myself drove all over the USA to go hear the Grateful Dead Play Concerts. Well, those days are GONE... Maybe it wasn't a Brilliant Idea after all... Whatever... Too Late NOW! Today, it makes sense to drive to work... to drive your kids to school... and to drive to the farmers market once a week... However, all that other driving around is not really needed and ACTUALLY DOES EVIL... And... STOP FLYING IN JET AIRPLANES! It is possible to Use the Internet to DO PicturePhone Communication... All business deals can be done using PicturePhones... Why go all the way across the Country to make a sales call in person? It's Cheaper and More Ecological to use Technology to do the deal... LEARN from Greta Thunberg... She is Sailing from Sweden on a Solar Powered Sailboat so she can attend a Climate Change Conference in the USA... She could have Flown in a Jet Airplane but THAT WOULD BE INSANE! Get a Clue, Boeing Airplanes are Falling out of the sky and crashing... killing everyone on board... Well, COULD THAT BE A SIGN? 

Bioneers Conference: Ocean Farmer Bren Smith... Created a kelp/fish farm franchise that anyone can build. GreenWave...

https://www.greenwave.org/  We work to build and support restorative "GreenWave Reefs" around the US and abroad. Each Reef is composed of twenty-five 3D ocean farms, clustered around a seafood hub and hatchery, and surrounded by a ring of institutional buyers and entrepreneurs.

Bren Smith, GreenWave executive director and owner of Thimble Island Ocean Farm, pioneered the development of restorative 3D Ocean Farming. A lifelong commercial fisherman, he was named one of Rolling Stone’s “25 People Shaping the Future” and featured in Time Magazine’s Best Inventions of 2017. He is the winner of the Buckminster Fuller Prize.



HEMP FOR VICTORY! Here's Mitch McConnell's New Hemp Legalization Bill... Let's Change Laws to Benefit American Farmers...

https://www.forbes.com/sites/tomangell/2018/04/12/heres-mitch-mcconnells-new-hemp-legalization-bill/

The most powerful Republican on Capitol Hill just filed a bill to radically change federal laws that currently make cannabis illegal for all purposes.

Leader McConnell @SenateMajLdr

 It's time the federal gov changes the way it looks at #hemp, which is why Senator @RonWyden and I, along with @SenJeffMerkley, are introducing legislation that will modernize federal law in this area & empower American farmers to explore this promising new market.



Great Movie: "Farmageddon" is about small family farms under attack by the government because they sell Raw Milk...

http://farmageddonmovie.com/ The movie tells the story of small, family farmers providing safe, healthy foods to their communities who were forced to stop, often through violent action, by agents of misguided government bureaucracies.  The movie succinctly poses and addresses the question “why is this happening in 21st century America?”

Evoking both sympathy and anger for those farmers violently shut down by overzealous government policy and regulators, Farmageddon stresses the urgency of food freedom.  Though the film deals with intense scenes and dramatic situations, the overall tone is optimistic, encouraging farmers and consumers alike to take action to preserve individuals’ rights to access food of their choice and farmers’ rights to produce these foods.

https://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/08/movies/farmageddon-kristin-cantys-documentary-review.html

Using the government crackdown on the sale of raw milk as a gateway to her larger argument, Ms. Canty produces distressing evidence of victimization and excessive force on the part of official agencies.

UFO flying over Eureka, California

Is Trump BUYING VOTES with his Twelve Billion Dollar Farmer Bailout? His Tariffs CAUSED harm to Farmers but DADDY WARBUCKS can make it all good with BUSHEL BUCKETS OF CASH!

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/24/trump-plans-to-give-billions-in-aid-to-farmers-hurt-by-tariffs-report.html Trade war bailout: Trump administration plans to offer $12 billion in emergency aid for farmers hurt by tariffs...

With Farmers Facing Bankruptcy because of Trump's BONEHEAD Trade War, suddenly THE TAXPAYERS have to pay 12 BILLION Dollars to a SELECT FEW. What about all the other people harmed by this IDIOT POLICY? Who is bailing out the people LAID OFF? Nothing...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2018/07/06/u-s-trade-war-china-layoffs-thinner-profits/762569002/ U.S. trade war with China, other countries: Layoffs, reduced hours, slimmer profits...

Go Into The Wormhole in the Space Time Continuum... 



T.G.A.N. ~~~ A Silly Science Fiction Story: Not a Blueprint for Revolt... No, No, Not That!



“You are under arrest” said THE MAN.
“Eat Lead, Copper.” said Merle.
and THE MAN did…

They were at a remote marijuana plantation in Humboldt County and Merle was not about to let Federal Law Enforcement interfere with his profit. Too Bad, So Sad for THE MAN’s next of kin but everyone voluntarily selects their own career… It appears that  THE MAN’s choice of livelihood was not the most brilliant idea.

The next puzzle was how to dispose of the body… Ecologically…

This area of the woods is home to BEARS and BIGFOOT… Someone was going to get a free lunch… and here comes one now…

“DANG” exclaimed Susan “These reality TV Shows are SOOOOO predictable… The criminal always gets caught in the end. BORINGGGGG. I’m changing channels right now. “

CLICK.

“Whoosh” went the speaker in the TV set.

“Oh Boy, A Space Opera. ” said Susan.

“Whoosh-whoosh” went the speaker in the TV set.

“Who are you talking to?” asked Bob as he entered the room with a pizza and six pack of [product placement].

“Nunya Beeswax” said Susan.

“Whoosh-whoosh-whoosh-KA BLOOOEY!” went the speaker in the TV set.

“Wow, Look at that!” said Bob.

“The SLIME from the dead alien is dripping onto the floor” said Susan.

“And it stinks” said Bob.

“That’s ABSURD. These new TV sets from [product placement] with ‘SMELL-O-VISION’ are more trouble than they are worth.”

CLICK.

TALKING HEAD: “In other news, Dr Ron Paul has accepted the Republican Party Nomination for President of the United States.  We go live to the convention floor where a riot has broken out. “

CLICK.

“Wait a second, go back to that news report. That’s an event that DID NOT HAPPEN.”

“Oh don’t be surprised, it’s FOX news… they often write fiction and present it on the TV as Actual News. “

“Are you sure? They seem so sincere.” said Bob

“Yep, they have meetings, get blasted on mind altering substances and write collaborative fiction…” replied Susan

“Sounds good to me.”

“Yes. We’ve got some fiction to write ourselves… because this story is starting to drag.” Complained Susan

“Hey, I’ve got an idea!” Let’s watch CNN, they tell the truth…

CLICK.

“In other news, President Obama Legalized Medical Marijuana today. Stating, “I was wrong, tragically wrong… I asked my doctor and she said there IS medicinal value to Medical Marijuana… So we have stopped the DEAth Squads… ” said the talking head.

"Oh-oh… CNN has gone NATIVE also… have we a distortion of the space-time continuum?" Questioned Susan.

"YES!" exclaimed Tom...

"Tom? Tom? Who are You? And Why are you in MY DREAM?" wondered Sally...

"Don't worry about WHY, let's just enjoy this dream world... Would you like to smoke a dream REEFER?"

"Sure, since this is just a dream, I'll be able to pass my drug test back in real world..."

"You're going BACK? Why? asked Fred...

"Fred? "Fred? who.ru?"

"Me? I'm just here for the... [fill in the blank activity]... Ever since I learned to Lucid Dream I've been taking CONTROL of my dreams and engaging in the most amaZING adventures...

and then there was Tom. Tom McGuinniss-Stout. He always kept his first name the same but changed his last name for every job. He worked for the [three letter agency] this time as a [action hero job] but also would work as [variety of job description list] depending on who he was trying to fool.

"Well, since everyone is here... let's twist the plot." said everyone...

[cue theme music: "The Twist" by Hank Ballard and The Midnighters]

"Look, a computer... Can I use it for a moment?" said Tom McGuinniss-Stout. "I need to do some research to help develop my character. This time I play the part of an Anonymous Hacker and it would be useful to have a clue as to what they do."

[cue powering up sound effect]

"They Fight Evil" said Sally "Look at this list... "

Wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Vietnam, Panama, Nicaragua and all those other UNDOCUMENTED wars...
Laws prohibiting cannabis...
NDAA...
DRONES...
Nuclear Power Plant construction in Vogtle, Georgia USA...
Laws: Peyote, LSD and Psilocibin are Illegal...
Operation Fast and Furious...
WTC7...
Twinkie...
False Flag...
HSBC...
Bradley Manning...
Jury Nullification...
"Freedom Fries"...
Citizens United...
Banking in the Cayman Islands...
Federal Subsidies for Oil Companies...
the Lack of any photographs of an airplane flying into the Pentagon on 9/11/2001...
American Type Culture Corporation selling Anthrax to Saddam Hussein...
Iran-Contra...
the Gulf of Tonkin incident...
US Patent #6630507...
MKULTRA...
Thermite...
John Lennon, JFK, MLK and RFK assassinations...

"Oh my, what can one person DO? This list is so long and growing daily." complained Fred.

"Exactly." said Tom McGuinniss-Stout. "What CAN you do? Me, I expose the evil ones online... You, will have to select your own plan of action... You may get a hint by reading books... "The Monkeywrench Gang" by Edward Abbey or "Crossfire" by James Patterson"

"No Thanks" whined Fred... That's too much effort... I think I'll watch TV instead. The Corporate Propaganda Channel is my Favorite."

"Which Channel is THAT ONE? inquired Sally.

"EVERY ONE" sang everyone in chorus...

... but the seed was planted in Fred's Mind...

"What CAN I do to fight evil?" he wondered...

"The US Military trained me in many specialized skills, I can go out into the woods and survive. I can shoot a rifle accurately. I can shoot a rifle accurately.  I can shoot a rifle accurately."

Those words echoed around in his brain... Thoughts simply would not leave him alone...

"What IF?"

"Earth to Fred, come in Fred... Earth to Fred, come in Fred... WAKE UP!" said Tom McGuinniss-Stout.
"Your dream-time images are so powerful they are projecting into what we laughingly call Reality... and what I see is not "groovy". Do NOT allow the evil ones to rent space in your mind. Awaken... "

"Thanks." said Fred. "I was spiraling into a descending dog house of despair."

"Dog House? Questioned Tom McGuinniss-Stout.

"Yes, as in the Hank Williams song 'Move it on Over' " Explained F.Red.1[at] JoMamma[dot]com.

"Here, read a Book and let your troubles melt away... " and Tom McGuinniss-Stout handed Fred a copy of 'Crossfire' by James Patterson...

"Don't give him THAT ONE!" warned Sally "It's his Manchurian Candidate Trigger."

"I know, I'm his MKULTRA programmer and Today is the Day... Unleash the Hounds!" Stated Tom McGuinniss-Stout

[cue spooky music here]

"Whoa... I see a Witch, and it's Green... and there is a Conductor... and a Twinkie... and There is Little Debbie and she is holding out a train ticket. Hey, I understand... I grasp the Concept,  I'm going to Greenwich, Connecticut to MANIFEST my Destiny!" Shouted F.Red.1 in a voice that can only be describes as Orgasmic Glee. (OK, maybe Beatific, or Enraptured would work as well)

"Hand me my Twinkie... The Game is Afoot." requested F.Red.1

"I CAN'T hand you a Twinkie... that company was forced out of business by corporate raiders." said Sally. "They live in Greenwich, Connecticut... maybe when you are there you can get one from them."

"Bastards!" shouted F.Red.1

"NOW HOLD IT RIGHT THERE." SAID THE CENSOR. "AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF AN UNNAMED THREE LETTER GOVERNMENT AGENCY, I HEREBY TWIST THE PLOT. FROM NOW ON IT WILL ALL BE BUTTERFLIES, RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS. NONE OF THAT 'TURNER DIARIES' MANIFESTO THINLY DISGUISED AS FICTION."

"But this is My Dream Sequence..." stated Sally. "You can't just march in here and Declare Martial Law... This is not Watertownn, Mass... In MY dreams I AM TRULY FREE."

"NOT EXACTLY... NOT SINCE 9/11/2001." SAID THE CENSOR. "Everything Changed."

AND then the plot twisted...

[fade to a pastoral scene... The Eloi* were relaxing by a river eating grapes and swimming without waiting an hour after lunch.]

"I Say... said one... All those conspiracy theories about Morlocks* seem so silly to me."

"So true, we live in Paradise." responded another...

"What if we took a drive to Chico? It's only 12 miles away. It is Friday Night and there is a free concert in the park... Tonight It's Jeff Pershing... He sings the most positive worldbeat music ever... We could be 'Dancing Beneath the Stars'. "

(~);-} http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f6EotzN45s {-;(~)
Click on the link above to listen to Jeff Pershing Band...

"Actually, you are misinterpreting what I was saying..." said the Eloi. "When I meant was we live inside a Pair of Dice... Look around you, see the spots? One over there, six over on the opposite wall... Oh NO! Here comes the giant hand to pick us up and roll away... Brace yourself... He bounces the dice off the back wall of the table at the casino. That's a wild ride."

"Come on Seven... Baby needs a brand new pair of shoes!" Exclaimed the Gambler...

...and the dice bounced off the back wall, out of the table, onto the floor and out the door... clearly not a valid roll but when he went outside to retrieve the Pair of Dice, he noticed the wonderful aroma of pine trees... He turned around and there it was, Lake Tahoe.

"Wow, that's some BLUE Water. and look, the Eloi are escaping!"



To Be Continued... Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel...


Lyrics to my songs: Earthsong, Big Medicine, Mescalita, Wilson Bridge and City of the Future.


...eARThsong...(lyrics)
This was written at a time that we were living in Chico California and were surrounded by a corral with 4 horses. We were also growing many plants including morning glory flowers that eventually got so tall that they climbed up to the roof of the little house. The tomato plants produced an abundance of food... quite a miracle...

Bm A D G
Planting, planting, planting seeds
D A D
May our garden grow...
Bm A D G
May God bless the earth and rain
D A D
And sprout the seeds I sow
D A D
And sprout the seeds I sow

CHORUS:
G Bm
We've been tilling soil since the dawn of time
A E
The fertile loam of home is nature most divine
G Bm
The lady with the hand upon the plow
A E
is identical, then and now

Weeding, weeding, weeding weeds
feed 'em to the horses
may God bless the new-born foal
and teach it natures forces
and teach it natures forces

Riding, riding, riding steeds
just like long ago
May God bless the hay they eat
and set their eyes aglow
and set their eyes aglow

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BIG MEDICINE SONG (lyrics)
wrote at an Amerindian Christian Tent Revival Meeting we attended.
The lyrics simply appeared in my mind full formed while playing the Father Drum. 

Chorus: 
Awaken the giant within...(E,F,F#,F)
Awaken the giant within...(E,F,F#,F)

Verse:
Went down to the river (E,G,D,D*,D)
Went down to the sea (A,A*,A) 
Drank deep of the water of life (E,G,D,D*,D) 
and set my soul free,my soul free (A,A*,A,E,E)

Ya Way is the mountain 
the ocean and the sea 
may the four winds of the ancients 
become one with thee,one with thee 

...sing chorus here... 

Ya-way,your way (E,G,D) 
lead on mighty spirit (A,A*) 
Ya-way your way 
fill me with light 
Ya-way, your way 
the path is calling 
Ya-way, your way 
Rainbow warriors to the fight 
Ya-way use me 
make me a healer 
Ya-way, use me 
Big medicine is yours 
Ya-way, use me 
flowing waves of compassion 
Ya-way, use me 
My hands are your tools...

...sing chorus here...

The spirit of the buffalo (E,G,D,D*,D)
the spirit of the bear (A,A*,A) 
teach us to live in balance (E,G,D,D*,D)
mother eARTh we will share, we'll share (A,A*,A,E,E)
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WILSON BRIDGE (lyrics)

Wake up early in the morning, (CHORDS) D C 
gotta go to work. G D
gotta drive across that Wilson Bridge, D C
my mind it just starts to hurt. G D

10,000 fools in 10,000 cars, D C
cross it every day. G D
as I sit behind my steering wheel, D C
I know there's got to be a better way! G D 

CHORUS:
Because every day in every way, D A C G
life gets more annoying. D C D
every day in every way, D A C G
life gets more boring. D C D

I escaped from D.C.
and I burned my car.
Ride the light rail in San Jo se.
It's better by far.

10,000 fools in 10,000 cars,
still drive every day.
writing lyrics on this magic train,
I know I've found the better way!

CHORUS:
Every day in every way,
It's not so annoying.
Flirting with ladies on the subway train,
Sets my heartbeat soaring!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CITY OF THE FUTURE!(lyrics)

we are living in the city of the future
all of us have hi-tech jobs...
we don't give a dam about unemployment
that only happens to low tech slobs
be a nurd!
be a nurd!
I'm a high-tech wizard
BE A NURD!
They used to laugh @ me
when I was in high school
the social in set was so very proud
but now when those people
are searching thru the want ads
they say "I want to be one of the 
computer crowd
be a nurd
be a nurd
be a high-tech wizard
BE A NURD!
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MESCALITA (APACHE INDIAN GOD)

I MET A GIRL NAMED MESCALITA
WITH COARSE BROWN HAIR.
SHE TAUGHT ME A SONG IN A DIFFERENT KEY.
NOW I LIVE THERE.
MESCALITA, MI HIJITA.
YOU SHOWED ME HOW TO LIVE.
MY LIFE WAS FILLED WITH SORROW.
BUT NOW I CAN GIVE.
I USED TO SING IN THE KEY OF "E"
A KEY OF BLUES AND PAIN.
NOW I SING IN THE KEY OF "g"
AND I'LL NEVER GO BACK AGAIN.
MESCALITA,MI AMIGA, YOU SHOWED ME HOW TO DANCE.
MY LIFE WAS FILLED WITH SORROW.
BUT I'LL GIVE LOVE ONE MORE CHANCE.

I WROTE THIS AFTER EATING PEYOTE
AT THE "RAINBOW GATHERING" IN PENNSYLVANIA.
THOSE DEADHEAD LADIES ARE SO SWEET...

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My Invisible Friend (lyrics)

(Hay-Seuss) 

I've got an invisible friend 
and I call him Hay-seuss. 
not Dr. Seuss or mother goose 
but JESUS. 

If you don't believe 
in Hay-seuss or mother goose 
you'll got to HELL (or Pittsburg) 
and burn for eternity. 

Oh, me and Jim Jones 
we believe in Hay-seuss 
and cyanide suicide 
will get you quicker to his side. 

I didn't eat for three days 
and I heard voices 
God talked to me 
like I was on LSD 
and said you're SATAN (or Peter Pan)

********************************
Direction (lyrics)

Wandering this world
Without direction we were lost
(I was)
We will build our life together
I can't, we can

Now I found you
And you found me
Never, never, never, never
Go on a first date again

No more lonely nights
No more lonely days
Then there was us
What a wonderful phrase to say

Because you trust me
And I trust you
Thank you, Lord, for Victoria (gregory)

The clouds have lifted and
I can see our future
We will be us
Forever
(Together)

all original lyrics by greg vanderlaan ...
The blurry photographic effect was caused by the camera melting inside my truck... 110 degrees in Chico in the Summer...
I was using a disposable film camera and most of the pictures were ruined but some just looked goofy!





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