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"No Such Agency - Project TEMPEST" - Absurdist Fiction by Gregory Vanderlaan

Chapter Zero: 
In Fact, It is possible to use a Specially Designed Radio to Read the Words on Other People's Computers. Eavesdropping. Spying. The US Military and I Spent a Lot of time and effort keeping our communications secure. The NSA has Recently Declassified Project TEMPEST and it is NO LONGER a Felony for Me to tell my Tale. 

Looking back at those years when Ronald Reagan was President It seems to me that we really didn't need to fight the Russians and the "Cold War" was just a Marketing Tool of the Military Industrial Complex. However, I was glad to take the money being handed out by the Pentagon. And as my Dad Said, While you are Busy Questioning Authority, be sure to Take the Money... What IF you are wrong and you missed out on all that dough?

But Then... I started hanging Out in Lafayette Park across from the White House and talked to all those NO NUKES! & Anti-War Demonstrators and... My Attitude changed... The next time I got laid off from a defense job I started working in the engineering department of the US Postal Service... It was a much better feeling to work all day DOING GOOD instead of DOING EVIL... We designed machines that Sold Postage Stamps and Sorted Mail... That's Morally OK...

Did you ever stop to realize that real eyes see real lies? 

Keywords: EMI, RFI, Echelon, Mugwump, Sigint, EIEIO, MIL-TFD-41, LBJ, IRT, 4th Street, USA, The Youth of America, LSD, Hair, Musical, USAF, OZ, Wizard, KARMA, DOGMA and DARPA

"OMG!" Said Susan, "I'm Talking as if I was Texting! WTF!!!!" - "Relax" said Bob "It's only the lingering effects of your (~);-} training. - "Wow," said Susan "I never heard (~);-} pronounced before... It reminds me of a Story... " 

Chapter One:
We were sitting around the conference table at the office playing cards when Major P*** J****, USAF, Ret. looked at me and said: "Greg, never sort your cards by suit in numerical order. When you played the King of Hearts, I can Deduce that the next card over is the Ace... Now, give me all your money. " I said: "Uh, Thanks, Major J**** I'll remember to never gamble with you again. A Valuable Lesson! Cheap!" See? all those hours, days and weeks he spent working for the Military with no actual tasks Paid OFF! He learned to play cards.

We were in the office that had no windows on Highway 123 in McLean, Virginia... and then... The Key Generator [Western Digital DES] spit out today's code word: [52 bits] MUGWUMP420(~);-} Bob smiled and looked at Betty. She winked, nodded at the door. They Ran Like Hell out of the Office Park in McLean. A short drive later they were at Dulles Airport. Bob said: "Well, We are Inter-State Felons Now... Soon to be Inter-National and then... Inter-Galactic! She said: "Got your laptop, Zippy?" Yes, transferring funds Now... Transfer Complete... Donald Trump is now Penniless and we are Rich, Rich, Rich beyond our wildest dreams! "qoeikurjghfnpo2m84bvsygern777maohbesytgdferwq***" [cyphertext]

Chapter Two: The scene: A Jamaican Resort. While sipping ice cold fruity beverages they surfed the internet... "I see that our bank robbery has caused a global economic collapse." said Bob. "Whatever." said Betty. "Hand me the bong. So What if all the Money has vanished? Our Neighbors here on the Island have been living without Money for Generations... Have you ever really listened to the lyrics of 'Electric Avenue' by Ed Grant - He says he can't afford a single thing they show on TV. What about Saint Francis of Assisi? He got by without a Billion Dollars in the bank... WhatEVER... And I Mean That In The Most Sincere Way... or something...

Susan Said: Hey! I see that the Gotterdammerung Market in Walla-Walla Washington is having a Sale! Let's GO! Half Off Women's Clothes... I wonder which half? Topless or Bottomless? I need some GNU Clothes... Sure, I spend most days in a Bikini Atoll but at Knight it Getz Chili. Please? Pretty Please? You could buy some of that 'Dutch Queen' Cannabis [over 30% THC] and some Cookies... Cookies! Open Sesame Street and Delete some Cookies, restart Browser. "

Bob thought for a moment, What If they took some of those stolen Millions of Dollars and took a Vacation to Space Needle Park in Seattle? The Experience Music Project is Calling... Can You Hear IT? The Jimi Hendrix Experience Music Project That Is... Swimming Pools, Movie Stars. Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named JIMI... "Jose. Can You See? Byda Dawnz Earl E. Light" - StarSpangleDangled -  BannerAdvertisementForRainbowGlassesClickHereForFun

http://who.ru/ Who Are You? Is who.ru a fan website for Russians who like Pete Townshend? KNOW The truth and it will set you free... CIA Motto. From Zugzwang to Zeitgeist.

Chapter Three: Bob & Betty dunked Their Cookies at the Zeitgeist Coffee Shop located where the AMTRAK Train crosses the Monorail in Seattle. Then... They walked out onto the street where it was Friday Night at 5:00 PM on the First Hot Day of Spring. The office workers were exploding out of the buildings and making dates to go to the WATER. Boating, Swimming, Dancing Nude around a Campfire... Puget Sound Bound.

An electric guitar player was shredding NERVE ANNA songs... and then... Bob had to pee... No place to go so he simply pissed in his pants... All "Public" restrooms closed... Members Only! However, on Two Cannabis Cookies, Who Cares!

Soon to be a Major Motion Picture. Starring Abbot Hoffman as Al-Bundy [Shoe Salesman and Father of the Sons of Anarchy] and his P.A.L. from U.N.C.L.E. - S.A.M.

If you know the tune to "Moss Cow Knights" sing along now... "Knee Slishna Sfazadu Da Zhaw Shar A Hee. Fszo Dezzz Zammerlo Da Utra, Yes, Lieb Gsnaleevwee, Par Moscow Dar a Gee. Tzar Utrah Zemer SMERSH Babaloo." - Translated from the original Russian by Professional employee of the DoD.

What If they bought a boat and sailed out beyond the 12 mile limit? Do Pirates Have Laws? No Thank You. Mr Lawman! When Peter Fonda bought a Ruby Yacht from the son of Boeing [he builds airplanes] he became El Capitan... Different rules... Everybody Sing... "Yo no soy marinero, soy un sauce that is very handy for removing Red Wine Stains from a Party Dress." George Thorougoodly Modern Millie.

"Attention" How to build an Aldous Huxley Utopia. Did you know that the WORD Database in Arabic Language is Al-Qaeda? They had a list of names and phone numbers for all the members stored on a computer. in a DaDa Bass Fishing in America by Trout Mask Replica Captain "Trips" Beefheart and Frankly Scarlett I don't Giva A Dam Zappa, Moon Unit and her Nanny All Natural Pam went down the road from Laurel Canyon and came out on a street in Laurel Maryland at the shopping center an instant before George Wallace was shot.

Did you ever Notice that Andy Roonie starts of all his TV Shows with the words "Did you ever notice." Zapatistas, Freeway Rick, Gary Webb, Dark Alliance, Cocaine Import Agency, Los Angeles...

1942 UFO Battle - Overwhelming force shot down what looked like an Unidentified Flying Object. Taking no chances the US Military fired Thousands of Artillery Shells at the UFO. No Trace Was Found.

and then... Our Heros found a story within a story...

A Million Years in the Future...

The guard was looking at the pool of atomic waste... he wondered, what if I figured out a way to dispose of this Depleted Uranium... That would be wonderful... And as he stood there he thought... just as his father had done, and his grandfather, and his great grandfather, great-great-great back through the millions of years they had been standing guard... But he had no idea... so he stood there and guarded the atomic waste and trained his son to be a guard... maybe my son will find the answer...

TO BE CONTINUED... A BILLION YEARS IN THE FUTURE...

and then... Our Heros found a story within a story...

Eureka Peace March review:

There was a new flavor to this event this year. There were many more people from all walks of life instead of just classic hippie peaceniks. Businessmen in suits, high school kids organizing, mothers of soldiers, veterans and patriots that wanted to reclaim the flag and sing "America the Beautiful". The best speaker was Cobb, green party candidate for president 2004. He was calling for civil disobedience. His view was that since marches and letter writing campaigns are being totally ignored, we need to up the ante by getting arrested... He scheduled a meeting with volunteer lawyers and activists but I did not write down where it was because I will not be doing that. My feeling is that if people want to do that, great, but I don't care enough. I still feel that the solution is biodiesel and ethanol. Simply reduce the need for oil and all those Middle Eastern countries become insignificant. Since the majority of the people in the USA feel that the war in Iraq was a mistake and the majority of the people feel that Bush is doing a bad job as president, our peace movement needs to include people that made the error of voting for Bush without making them feel bad by saying "I told you so"...

Why do we love Eureka, California ?

Well, the people here are TALENTED, GOOD LOOKING AND SMART.

Some people are EASILY FOOLED and can be Mislead by US Government Propaganda... But Not the People of Eureka ! We refused to believe the Lies told by the Evil BusH. We have Had Huge turnout of protesters at all of the Peace Marches... 3,000 people showed up to protest the insane War in IRAQ before it even started... That's about 10% of the total population... Nobody believed the hoax of WMD nor the NIGERIAN YELLOWCAKE forgeries... Phoney-Baloney CIA Intel reports FOOLED the Chumps that work in the US Congress.


There are two REQUIRED parts to the Lies our 'resident tells... In order for the deception to work, not only does he have to tell the lies but GULLIBLE FOOLS have to BELIEVE THE LIES TOLD TO THEM. Here in Eureka, we say "Shame on you Mr. 'Resident, SHAME ON YOU"


Yabba Dabba DU - Depleted Uranium, Not Jest 4 Break Fast NE More. Doobie Brothers and Sisters, Embrace Rainbow Spiralism or... Don't... It's Your Choice...  [2B or Not2B Continued - CLICK HERE - The Peasants Have No Bread to Eat, so LET'S BAKE 'EM A CAKE!]



I ALSO do not Trust the CIA and the FBI Just like Senator Ron Johnson. MKULTRA, COINTELPRO, Meese is a Pig, J Edgar Hoover's Blackmail Vault, Contra/Cocaine Import Agency, Air America, Banana Republic Coup de Etats, Installing Dictators Like Saddam Heussein and Mobutu, Extraordinary Rendition/Torture... AND ALL THOSE SECRET PROGRAMS THEY HAVE NOT TOLD US ABOUT...

During a heated interview on Sunday's "Meet The Press," Republican Senator Ron Johnson accused former members of the FBI and CIA of conspiring to frame President Trump. Host Chuck Todd fired back by calling Johnson's accusations "Fox News conspiracy propaganda stuff."
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2019/10/06/sen_ron_johnson_vs_chuck_todd_on_ukraine_why_are_you_bringing_up_fox_news_conspiracy_propaganda_stuff.html                                                                                                                                   

For an Interesting Study of American History... 
Google the Keywords in the Title of this Blog Post...
MKULTRA:
COINTELPRO:
or...
Shaking Hands with Saddam Hussein: 

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People Are Saying: Sean Hannity is a Serial Killer | April 18, 2018 Act 2 | Full Frontal on TBS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T7lEvtwETA&t=178s  

Cruz 101 | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMgaqhTZBlg


Meet Mike Pompeo | April 25, 2018 Act 1 | Full Frontal on TBS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRU5m3Q3gkw&t=110s


Mitch McConnell: Dry Rot of Democracy | Full Frontal on TBS

             

The Actual State of Our Union | January 31, 2018 Act 1 | Full Frontal on TBS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtbcRFSzRrk



PATRIOTS ARISE! Help Campaign for Amy McGrath for Senate in Kentucky... Beat #MoscowMitch Like a Pinata! He is a Corrupt TrumpNik - Obeying His Master, Vladimir Putin - Register and Vote! Throw all the Corrupt Old White Men OUT. 

PLAIN TEXT List of DHS Key Words & Search Terms That They Use to Flag Social Media Posts for Investigation... FOR YOU TO COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR OWN SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS... ECHELON JAMMING 2019!

2.13 Key Words & Search Terms
This is a current list of terms that will be used by the NOC when monitoring social media sites to provide situational awareness and establish a common operating picture. As natural or manmade disasters occur, new search terms may be added. The new search terms will not use PII in searching for relevant mission-related information
DHS & Other Agencies Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
Coast Guard (USCG)
Customs and Border Protection (CBP)
Border Patrol Secret Service (USSS)
National Operations Center (NOC)
Homeland Defense
Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agent
Task Force Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Fusion Center Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)
Secure Border Initiative (SBI)
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)
Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS)
Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
Air Marshal Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)
National Guard Red Cross United Nations (UN)
Domestic Security Assassination Attack Domestic security Drill Exercise Cops Law enforcement Authorities Disaster assistance Disaster management DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office) National preparedness Mitigation Prevention Response Recovery Dirty bomb Domestic nuclear detection
Emergency management Emergency response First responder Homeland security Maritime domain awareness (MDA) National preparedness initiative Militia Shooting Shots fired Evacuation Deaths Hostage Explosion (explosive) Police Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT) Organized crime
Gangs National security State of emergency Security Breach Threat Standoff SWAT Screening Lockdown Bomb (squad or threat) Crash Looting Riot Emergency Landing Pipe bomb Incident Facility
HAZMAT & Nuclear Hazmat Nuclear Chemical spill Suspicious package/device Toxic National laboratory Nuclear facility Nuclear threat Cloud Plume Radiation Radioactive
Gas Spillover Anthrax Blister agent Chemical agent Exposure Burn Nerve agent Ricin Sarin North Korea
Health Concern + H1N1 Outbreak Contamination Exposure Virus Evacuation Bacteria Recall Ebola Food Poisoning Foot and Mouth (FMD) H5N1 Avian Flu
Leak Biological infection (or event) Chemical Chemical burn Biological Epidemic Hazardous Hazardous material incident Industrial spill Infection Powder (white)
Salmonella
Agriculture Small Pox
Listeria Plague
Symptoms Human to human
Mutation Human to Animal
Resistant Influenza
Antiviral Center for Disease Control
Wave (CDC)
Pandemic Drug Administration (FDA)
Infection Public Health
Water/air borne Toxic
Sick Agro Terror
Swine Tuberculosis (TB)
Pork
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Analyst’s Desktop Binder 2011
Strain
Tamiflu
World Health Organization Quarantine
Norvo Virus
(WHO) (and components) H1N1
Epidemic
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever Vaccine
E. Coli
Infrastructure Security Infrastructure security
Airplane (and derivatives) Airport
Chemical fire CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources) AMTRAK Collapse Computer infrastructure Communications infrastructure Telecommunications Critical infrastructure National infrastructure Metro WMATA
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Electric Failure or outage Black out Brown out Port Dock Bridge Cancelled Delays Service disruption Power lines
Southwest Border Violence Drug cartel Violence Gang Drug Narcotics Cocaine Marijuana Heroin Border Mexico Cartel Southwest Juarez Sinaloa Tijuana Torreon Yuma Tucson Decapitated U.S. Consulate Consular El Paso
Subway BART MARTA Port Authority NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center) Transportation security Grid Power Smart Body scanner
Fort Hancock
Gunfight San Diego
Trafficking Ciudad Juarez
Kidnap Nogales
Calderon Sonora
Reyosa Colombia
Bust Mara salvatrucha
Tamaulipas MS13 or MS-13
Meth Lab Drug war
Drug trade Mexican army
Illegal immigrants Methamphetamine
Smuggling (smugglers) Cartel de Golfo
Matamoros Gulf Cartel
Michoacana La Familia
Guzman Reynosa
Arellano-Felix Nuevo Leon
Beltran-Leyva Narcos
Barrio Azteca Narco banners (Spanish
Artistic Assassins equivalents)
Mexicles Los Zetas
New Federation Shootout Execution
Analyst’s Desktop Binder 2011
Terrorism Terrorism
IED (Improvised Explosive Al Qaeda (all spellings)
Device) Terror
Abu Sayyaf Attack
Hamas Iraq
FARC (Armed Revolutionary Afghanistan
Forces Colombia) Iran
IRA (Irish Republican Army) Pakistan
ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna) Agro
Basque Separatists Environmental terrorist
Hezbollah Eco terrorism
Tamil Tigers Conventional weapon
PLF (Palestine Liberation Target
Front) Weapons grade
PLO (Palestine Liberation Dirty bomb
Organization Enriched
Car bomb Nuclear
Jihad Chemical weapon
Taliban Biological weapon
Weapons cache Ammonium nitrate
Suicide bomber Improvised explosive device
Suicide attack
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Suspicious substance AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula) AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb) TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan) Yemen Pirates Extremism Somalia Nigeria Radicals Al-Shabaab Home grown Plot Nationalist Recruitment Fundamentalism Islamist
Weather/Disaster/Emergency Emergency Hurricane Tornado Twister Tsunami Earthquake Tremor Flood Storm Crest Temblor Extreme weather Forest fire Brush fire
Mud slide or Mudslide Erosion Power outage Brown out Warning Watch Lightening Aid Relief Closure Interstate Burst Emergency Broadcast System
Cyber Security Cyber security Botnet DDOS (dedicated denial of service) Denial of service Malware Virus Trojan Keylogger Cyber Command
Ice Stranded/Stuck Help Hail Wildfire Tsunami Warning Center Magnitude Avalanche Typhoon Shelter-in-place Disaster Snow Blizzard Sleet
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Hacker Spammer
China Phishing
Conficker Rootkit
Worm Phreaking
Scammers Cain and abel
Social media Brute forcing Mysql injection Cyber attack Cyber terror

secret writing to fool the governments computers - read this you wankers - picture of the kids at the seashore near Brighton
secret writing to fool the governments computers -
Just Try to read this you wankers -
picture of the kids at the seashore near Brighton



Donkey Donkey Eye Country - Since the DHS has a List of Forbidden Words that Trigger FBI Investigations... It Has become essential that everyone starts talking about those subjects using SECRET CODE!

For Example: Facebook Refused to Publish a Post containing the word "daehlewoT" - But They Published the same post with the word spelled sdrawkcaB... OK, You may think that Facebook is NOT a Division of the Department of Homeland Security but... MAYBE DHS is a Division of Facebook!

That entire Era of Countries Ruling the Planet May Be Over... Bitcoin as an Alternative to Dollars... I Personally Do Not Feel a Lot of Patriotism for the USA but, I Love Google... and I Use Facebook... But I Do Not Use Twitter... They threw me off for Failing to Provide my Cellphone Number and I Do Not Own a Cellphone so... uckFay ouYay witterTay... Does DHS read Pig Latin? Probably...

I find that NO ONE has Published the DHS List of words AS A PLAIN TEXT FILE that someone could COPY AND PASTE into a Blog Post... Someone needs to use a PDF to WORD Converter to Make it Easy to "ECHELON BOMB" this List. With enough NOISE, their Search Program is DE-Fanged... Oh No... I Just Used a Secret Forbidden Keyword!

Anyway, Donkey Donkey Eye Country is Secret Code... a Word Puzzle... HINT: Another word for Donkey is ASS... and You Could Call the Country a NATION... 

Trump's new Attorney General Faces OVERWHELMING REJECTION by US Citizens. Throw Him OUT! Says We the People.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/08/opinion/trump-attorney-general-sessions-unconstitutional.html
Appointment is Unconstitutional and Illegal says Lawyers...  

https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/11/09/all-we-want-is-fair/

‘All we want is a fair investigation’ — Utahns rally against Trump’s firing of A.G. Jeff Sessions and what it could mean for FBI probe into Russian collusion


Echelon Keyword Data: NSA, CIA, USA, EIEIO, LSD, MDMA, MOMA, REDRUM, attorney, citizens, firing, general, investigation, March, Millions, Mueller, protest, Russia, Sessions, streets, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass. 

What IS Echelon Keyword Data? Echelon is a USA Spying Program that gathers huge volumes of data indiscriminately, and then filters out useful information through artificial intelligence (AI) technology. The system is also said to involve voice recognition, language translation, and keyword searching to select messages to study in their entirety.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECHELON  

and here is what people are searching for on Google. The Worlds Largest Surveillance Machine... They know your search history from the beginning of time. 

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