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8 Billion is Too Many People... But Thankfully Fentanyl is Killing Off the Extremely Stupid... Improving the Quality of Life for Everyone... everyone Living that is...

With 8 Billion people we should be grateful for any population reduction... IDIOTS DYING is a Wonderful way to Improve the Quality of Life on Earth... GTFO!

the end of comedy - a museum exhibit - whiners getting offended - cartoon

Dear Alleged Silent Majority,

How long will you stay silent? How long will you allow activist district attorneys and judges to coddle criminals? How many more criminals out on bond or probation have to hurt someone until you get angry and demand change? What will it take? YOUR family member in the news, killed by a person who belonged behind bars? Then will you stop being “silent”? Then will you VOTE in your local elections “like your life depends on it” as the woke who are ruining our institutions like to claim? Just a few questions I have, as I’ve grown tired of seeing citizens and officers alike, killed by violent criminals that should not have been roaming our streets, but leniency in the name of “progress” or “criminal justice reform” allowed it.

and SG Replied:

Which criminals are being “coddled”? The United States has a greater percentage of its population incarcerated than any other nation in the world. More than China, Russia, Cuba, Iraq, Iran. How is that coddling criminals??

and I Commented:

Trump is a Career Criminal that is being Coddled... He's been allowed to roam free even though he's an Obvious Flight Risk... He could Fly to Moscow any day!

#ArrestTrump #LockHimUP If Trump was IN PRISON He would Stop Breaking Laws!

We could totally afford excellent police by LAYING OFF HALF THE FORCE... and refunding the wasted money to the Taxpayers... ACAB is NOT TRUE... only Half of the Cops are Bad. Here's the Highway Patrol at an Earth First Tree Sit in Freshwater California... NO DRIVING LAWS WERE BROKEN...

Totally False Meme Posted by a Cop...

Trying to Justify his paycheck...

Your MEME IS FALSE... In 2021, the most recent year with available data, there were 16.5 violent crimes for every 1,000 Americans ages 12 and older. That was statistically unchanged from the year before, below pre-pandemic levels and far below the rates recorded in the 1990s, according to the National Crime Victimization Survey.Oct 31, 2022

https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2022/10/31/violent-crime-is-a-key-midterm-voting-issue-but-what-does-the-data-say/

What are the BLM False Narratives? That Cop was CONVICTED FOR KILLING GEORGE FLOYD... Yes... Memes do not Change Reality...

meme - end police brutality and Mass incarceration

Are there Really "WOKE" district attorneys???

Anywhere???

#ArrestTrumpNow #LockHimUP The Law Should be Enforced Equally even if you are rich... It's obvious that the DOJ should Incarcerate Trump BECAUSE HE'S A FLIGHT RISK... No Bail? WTF???

I wonder if there are any ACTUAL "WOKE" District Attorneys... In Reality... or is this just another FALSE Cop Meme... "We are Wonderful, Everything is Someone Else's Fault... WAH..."

actual deaths went down when assault weapons were banned...

https://ohiocapitaljournal.com/2022/06/15/did-the-assault-weapons-ban-of-1994-bring-down-mass-shootings-heres-what-the-data-tells-us/

Voluntary Deactivation by Pro Cop on FaceBorg

Some of you have asked, “Where did you go?!”

Short Answer: I simply tried to take a social media break over Memorial Day weekend.

Long answer: As we all know, on May 24th the Uvalde school shooting occurred - just a few days before Memorial Day weekend. The initial reports were awful and in the almost 2 months since, the details about what took place have come out and quite frankly disgust me even more. (More on that topic soon - a perfect illustration of why it’s important to wait for the ALL of the FACTS before reacting in haste and emotion)

As Memorial Day weekend approached, I decided I wanted a break from social media and deactivated my personal account. In doing so, Facebook also deactivates any pages connected to your profile. Naturally, that meant this page went offline for the weekend too. No big deal, when you reactivate your personal profile, your page typically comes back as well.

Well, this time, for reasons I’ll never know, that wasn’t the case this time.

Over the last month, I probably clicked on the “reactivate page” button a thousand times.

Nothing.

As some of you may know, Facebook doesn’t exactly have a “customer service line” to call and take care of issues or glitches. So, I was stuck and basically came to terms with the fact I may never get the page back.

Today, I just so happened to notice the Facebook app had an update to be installed. I was hoping one of these updates would fix the glitch. Lo and behold, it did! Or that’s my best guess at least.

So that’s it.

That’s the story and reason for my almost 2 month hiatus from Facebook as “The Officer Next Door”.

In some ways, it was kind of nice. In other ways, it pissed me off I couldn’t get the page back and at least leave on my own terms - if that was what I wanted to do.

It appears I’ve lost a few hundred followers and apparently follow a lot less people and pages myself. Not sure what that’s all about, but whatever. Facebook is always wonky and glitchy behind the scenes. What can ya do?

I’ll resume my normal rambling and maybe work on getting that podcast up and running. Guess we’ll see!

So yeah, I’m back…

I missed (most) of you.

- The Officer Next Door

Firesign Theater: Excellent "Sixties" Comedy Radio Shows -and- The Fourth Tower of Inverness: Cosmic Mystery Radio Show

Temporarily Humboldt County:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqUyI5IIDOM

The Further Adventures of Nick Danger - Third Eye:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky8e_UTlhKA

W.C. Fields Forever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW_l25G33Co

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Lothar and the hand people-space hymn...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gqnu__c8vk

Oh, the Places You'll Go at Burning Man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahv_1IS7SiE&t=15s

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It's difficult to Find all the Episodes of the Fourth Tower of Inverness...

https://archive.org/details/jack-flanders-the-4-th-tower-of-inverness-a-162k

I Think This is the Entire Trip... 7 Hours!

Remember the AIDS Quilt When Promoting "Pride"

Gay Men Spread that Fatal Disease Worldwide... Not only did they Infect Other Men, They Infected Women as Well... And That's Nothing to be Proud Of...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAMES_Project_AIDS_Memorial_Quilt

I see a Lot of TV Advertisements for Anti-HIV Drugs That are Obviously Targeted at Gay Men as the Customers... Those Ads Creep Me Out... The Message is "Men Can Do Anal Sex Without Dying" if you Take our Pills...

On the Other Hand, Lesbians do Not Bother me at All. What they do does not spread a Fatal Disease... and If Women want to do other Women... Go ahead... That's None of my Business...

I'm not exactly sure what a Trans is but I'm Bothered by Men that Have their Penis Cut off... That's Weird... and It's Unfair for Men to Compete in Women's Sports... Yes, in many Events Men are better but Just Cutting Off Your Penis Doesn't Make You a Woman... A Woman is a Human that Can Give Birth to a Baby.

Great Moments in Comedy! Like this Saturday Night Live Mockery of an Anti-HIV TV Commercial!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7QssqVSQS0

GBLT+Q = Great Bacon Lettuce Tomato Plus Queso (Cheese)

Activists Insist We Call Their Group by a Confusing Alphabet Soup Name... and Get that Rainbow Flag RIGHT! Now It's Got a Big White Triangle on the Left to Honor European American "Pride" - That's Important!

It Bothers Me That Republicans Have Hijacked the Word "WOKE" and Have Redefined it to Mean PRO-GAY... When it ACTUALLY Means NOT BRAINWASHED. I'm Totally Awake and in Contact With Reality but NOT Pro-Gay... I don't Really Care that much about Gay Rights... If they want to get Married, OK, Go Ahead... But Gay Men should be Informed That Their Lifestyle Choice is KNOWN to be FATAL... and Women can Do Whatever they Want... None of My Business!

Directions to Sykes Camp Hot Spring Big Sur - Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour "History of America" Film - "The World of 1968" Film. Thousands of Photographs Shown Very Very Fast...

Once I walked 12 Miles to the Sykes Camp Hot Springs in Big Sur... Took two days in and two days out - The Trailhead is a Mile South of Pfeiffer Big Sur State Park... On Highway 1... Follow the Trail that Goes along the Big Sur River... After Six Miles of Up and Down and Up and Down... Camp at Barlow Flats... beware of Poison Oak... and a Raccoon Ate all our Food so We fasted...

https://goo.gl/maps/TibD81fNyWX3gpmNA

Ventana Wilderness Map

https://goo.gl/maps/MFoPeXMzeZNDNEDc7

Sykes Hot Springs Campground Map

https://www.ventanawild.org/plan-a-trip/sykes-camp-sykes-hot-springs

Geology Rocks! Gifts at my Zazzle Store.
Click Here!

https://www.zazzle.com/store/gregvan/products?st=date_created&qs=Geology

Here are a Couple of Gems... from the

Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour...

The History of America until 1968... Photos shown very fast... insightful... Especially because 1969 HAD NOT HAPPENED YET!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2XJA7IAGnY&t=10s

The World of 1968 - Thousands of photographs shown very fast... with the Iron Butterfly Drum Solo... another American Time Capsule... Remember that 1968 was a Horrible Year... The Assassination of MLK & RFK Riots in Every City - Chicago Democratic Convention... but also... Rowan & Martin Laugh In TV Show! and the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi with The Beatles...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_PBG8Pn0tw

and Just for Fun...

"I Need a Miracle Every Day" Performed on New Years Eve 1978 by the Grateful Dead... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oCDZluiweY

and then Liz Merry Posted on FaceBorg:

I am reposting this from a friend's wall. A mutual friend of ours is in the hospital and may not make it. I also just learned my editor at the Red Bluff Daily News passed away suddenly. You just never know, folks. We have done NONE of this, but we need to in the event we go together.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO GET YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER!!
Make sure all bank accounts have direct beneficiaries. The beneficiary need only go to the bank with your death certificate and an ID of their own. 
 TOD = Transfer On Death house deed if you own a home. Completing this document and filing it with your county saves your heirs THOUSANDS. This document allows you to transfer ownership of your home to your designee. All they need to do is take their ID and your death certificate to the county building and the deed is signed over. Doing this will avoid the home having to go through probate. 
 TOD = also Transfer on Death your auto title(s). You can do that too.  All these things will help your heirs avoid the probate process!
 Living Will:  Allows one to put in writing EXACTLY what you want done in the event you cannot speak for yourself when it comes to healthcare decisions as well as other final decisions. 
 Durable Power of Attorney: Allows one to designate a person to make legal decisions if one is no longer competent to do so. 
 Power of Attorney for Healthcare:  This document allows one to designate someone to make healthcare decisions for their person. 
 Last Will and Testament:  Designates to whom personal belongings will go too.
 Funeral Planning Declaration:  allows one to say exactly one’s wishes as far as disposition of the body and the services. 
If the above documents are done, you can AVOID probate.  If all the above is not done, you have to open an estate account at the bank. All money that doesn’t have direct beneficiaries goes into this account. You have to have an attorney to open the estate account. The attorney also has to publicize your passing in the newspaper or post publication at the county courthouse, to allow anyone to make a claim on your property. - It’s a complete PAIN. 
   Make a list of all banks and account numbers, all investment institutions with account numbers, lists of credit cards, utility accounts, etc. Leave clear instructions as to how and when these things are paid. 
 Make sure your heirs knows where life insurance policies are located. 
 Make 100% sure SOMEONE knows your Apple ID, bank ID account logins and all passwords! A password keeper will streamline that - only one password needed to access all accounts. 
 Make sure you have titles for all vehicles, campers, etc in the SAME PLACE. 
Set up a trust for intended beneficiaries that are too young, and appoint a trustee of said trust.
MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!! - Talk with those closest to you and make all your wishes KNOWN. Talk to those whom you’ve designated, as well as those close to you whom you did not designate.  Do this to explain why your decisions were made and to avoid any lingering questions or hurt feelings. 
Hope this helps! I also hope this lights a spark to encourage all your friends and family to take care of these things to make it easier for those we all leave behind!
Do it!  Start an important conversation with your loved ones.
(REPOST)

and I replied: 
This is a useful post... I've done almost all of these but... I need to document all my passwords, usernames... ON a Piece of Paper... One really cool thing I've done is My Royalties from my Zazzle Store are Automatically Deposited into the Bank... So I'll be earning a Profit after I'm Dead... and My Heirs Will Get the Money!


Bob Emerson Posted:
MISSION SAN JOSE.
Mission San Jose was founded on June 11, 1797, by Father Fermin Francisco de Lasuen on a site which was part of a natural highway by way of the Livermore Valley to the San Joaquin Valley. 
It is the fourteenth of the 21 Spanish Missions in Alta California. They were founded to secure Spain's claim to this land and to teach the native people Christianity and the Spanish way of life.
A fully developed mission was a self-sustaining village. It was occupied by local natives, a few soldiers, several artisans with families, and one or two priests. According to Spanish law, the mission's lands and resources belonged to the natives and would be put in their control when they had learned to manage themselves in the Spanish way. The Ohlones lived close to the land in harmony with nature, taking what they needed for their sustenance but never wasting irreplaceable resources. Their food included seeds, roots, berries, acorn meal, small game, and seafood. 
Three years after the founding of Mission San Jose, several hundred Ohlones had come to live at the Mission. They were introduced to a new way of life by the Spanish Franciscan missionaries. Thousands of cattle roamed the mission ranges. Acres of wheat and other crops were planted and harvested under the direction of the Padres.
The original mission complex consisted of over 100 adobe buildings. Restoration efforts by the Native Sons and Daughters of the Golden West in 1915 and 1950 saved the surviving portion of the mission wing and converted it into a museum set in gracious surroundings of flowers and palm trees.
In 1956, the town of Mission San Jose incorporated with four others to become the City of Fremont. Plans to reconstruct the church of Mission San Jose were launched in 1973. The Victorian Rectory was relocated to nearby Anza Street and the Gothic wooden church was moved to San Mateo where it has been restored as a house of worship by an Anglican church group.
Though the pueblo (city) of San Jose was founded 13 miles south near the Guadalupe River, the only connection between the pueblo and the Old Mission is that both were named in honor of St. Joseph.


and on Tribel RD Said:
I'm So proud to be on the side of an American hero like Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman and not on the side of a creepy disgusting racist criminal like Stephen Miller who is an architect of the MAGA crimes against humanity plot that ripped brown children out of the arms of their parents.

It’s amazing to see people telling the fascist Republican cult to go fuck themselves, but it should also be a crime to purposely make people stand in line for over 2 hours to vote as a ploy to suppress voters.




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Music Video: "The Lock Him UP! and Throw Away The Key Blues." tRUMP's a Danger to Self and Others. Police Code 5150! --- and a Link to All My Original Music Videos!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS1v90vwlSo

Everybody Sing Along!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS1v90vwlSo

And Here's a Link to All My Music Videos... Singing and Playing Guitar... Original Protest Songs. Chords and Lyrics Provided so You Can Learn 'em and Make a Hit Record!

https://www.youtube.com/user/gregvanderlaan/videos

I'm Working on "Put the Baby Put-Put in Prison" all about Vladimir Putin... It Looks Like the Pussy Riot was Right... Vladimir IS a Queer... Not a Homosexual, but he has Queer Thoughts in his Defective Brain... Like: "Let's Move the Lines on the Map from Side to Side."

Currents of the Sound: https://youtu.be/FFBQMhBJihk

Ted Cruz Abandoned Texas: https://youtu.be/RHHFnBrd2CQ

Kama La La La - La La - La La: https://youtu.be/6DAv1xTCGT4

Jingle Bells: https://youtu.be/cJQBQ4_oE1U

Rudolph The Red Knows Rain Dear: https://youtu.be/cKCNaM7zqyI

We are Coming Into Alignment: https://youtu.be/s7FQGtr-GOE

Everybody's Laughing at Trump: https://youtu.be/fz4Q3CYYHaA

Did You Ever Notice Reality? https://youtu.be/nPthFNI07Qo

The Lock Him Up And Throw Away the Key Blues: https://youtu.be/lS1v90vwlSo

Vote For Joe. He's Not Insane: https://youtu.be/qcUJm5N8Cjw

City of the Future: https://youtu.be/x8nqMq05V8U

I Like Trees, Big Old Trees: https://youtu.be/K40_CrkjLjs